Chapter 99: Taxi Adventure
Bian Xuedao didn't care who was the boss's wife's enemy, he was more concerned about whether Shan Rao could return to Songjiang as soon as possible.
In the afternoon, he was teased by Kong Weize's words, and in the evening, he thought about the side of the boss lady for a while, and Bian Xuedao, who has been a virgin since his rebirth, was a little horny.
When he got home, he sent a text message to Shan Rao: Xiaosheng has been hit by the strange **** again, and he hopes that the woman will rescue him.
After a while, Shan Rao replied: It's really boring to be alone in Beijing, if you can come to Beijing, I'll consider what you said.
Bian Xuedao sat up from the bed and replied: What you said is true?
Shan Rao replied: Don't say it twice.
Bian Xuedao replied: I'll buy a plane ticket tomorrow, you're ready to pick me up!
Shan Rao replied: ...... I'm kidding.
Bian Xuedao replied: It's late, I have written evidence in my hand.
Shan Rao replied: ...... Sleepy, sleep.
Bian Xuedao replied: I know that you are going to say this, wait for my call!
Shan Rao replied: Are you really here?
Bian Xuedao replied: I can't extricate myself from it.
Shan Rao replied: You don't use this word well, good night.
It is difficult to save the fire from far away, put down the mobile phone, and feel that he is about to burn. He rushed into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, threw tap water in his face, and finally calmed down a bit.
The ghost walked into the east bedroom and lay down on the bed where Shan Rao had slept, and wanted to fall asleep, but what appeared in front of him was the woman she had tasted in her life.
People, especially men, always have some times when it is difficult to tame a stubborn ****, and this is the case with Bian Xuedao at this moment.
He finally couldn't control himself.
Take some money out of the study drawer and put on your shoes and go out.
Bian Xuedao walked downstairs quickly, he wanted to find a taxi now, and let the driver pull him to the night club with special services, he knew that this was a necessary skill for all night taxi drivers.
I wanted to stop the car at the back door of the school, but after thinking about it, it was a little bad, and I ran out of an intersection, and an empty car came after a few cars, and I opened the door to get on the road.
The driver asked, "Hello, where are you going?"
Bian Xuedao said: "Take me to a high-quality and safe night club. ”
The driver was stunned, "Dude, it's really not that I won't take you there, the driver of this car is sick, I'm driving it for my brother-in-law, it's only the second day today, the bath is a few Zhilu Dao, you said that the quality is high and safe, I really don't know Lu Dao." ”
Bian Xuedao was speechless: "Pull over." ”
The driver was a little embarrassed, and said while slowing down: "Why don't I help you ask on the convoy radio?" ”
When I heard it, I was so funny and helpless that I was holding back my brain.
I thought to myself what this means? I want to say on the convoy radio: There is a person in my car who is in a hurry, and I don't know where to go, and everyone has an idea? Fuck, there is still such a question about this? Why don't you take a horn and ask in the middle of the road? If you meet such a second-hand truck driver, if you can't ask the convoy radio, will you have to call the traffic radio station? Ask 114?
I didn't pay attention just now, the car was broadcasting the "Emotional Night Talk" column of the traffic radio station, and it happened to enter the advertising time at this time, and a **** female voice came out of it: Friend, do you want the golden gun not to fall? Friend, do you want to get back the hero? Friend, do you want women to be inseparable from you?...... Ancestral secret elixir...... Guaranteed to be effective in one week, stable in two weeks, and proud of peers in three weeks...... Please call......
Bian Xuedao suppressed his voice and said, "Don't worry, I'll give you money, I'll get out of the car when I pull over." ”
Standing on the side of the road, Bian Xuedao glanced at the number of the taxi just now, and said in his heart, how could he have come across such a superlative? Could it be that he was worried that he was fishing for law enforcement? No, fishing is not like this!
Before the fire was extinguished, he stood on the side of the road and continued to stop the car.
The driver of the second car was an old oilman, and as soon as he heard Bian Xuedao's request, he immediately became interested, as if he had met a long-lost brother, "Brother, you can count it right when you get into my car, I have been doing this for more than ten years, and I promise to bring you to a good place." ”
After the driver finished speaking, he thought of something, and said, "That's it, the money ......."
Bian Xuedao looked at the road and said, "Enough!"
The driver pouted, thinking: It's very tough, look at this age, eighty percent of them have just gotten their wages, if it is the real rich second generation, which woman around him is not Wuyang, Jinwu Zangjiao will not say it, it is still proper to call him immediately, and it will take most of the night to come to this one?
Come to think of it, business can't be done, especially this kind of business, taxis are generally embarrassed to say that they have taken a detour, how to go, anyway, as long as they get to the place.
The driver felt that he couldn't be so quiet, and he had to say something to divert the passenger's attention, otherwise it would be easy to see that he had taken a detour.
The driver said: "Brother, it seems that you are not too familiar with this subject, let me tell you some tricks, don't be too picky about your appearance, pick the most affordable figure, and consider your age, but you can't see it accurately." And be sure to wash, take a look, smell it, be sure to bring T, safety first. ”
Seeing that Bian Xuedao didn't answer, the driver continued to talk to himself.
"Also, pay attention to the pocket containing money, I have pulled a few passengers before, and I was touched to the thickness of my wallet, and I put on a few more tricks when serving, but I almost didn't come out......"
"Also, don't let them dominate, they are all professional, as long as they are on it, a few kung fu can be displayed, and the iron man will have to surrender the gun......"
Seeing that Bian Xuedao still didn't speak, the driver began to change the topic, saying that a friend knew a female big money who came back from Dongguan, saying that a high school classmate was a female college student who was in Songjiang University after being rich, and saying that a young woman who was wandering the road in the middle of the night every day to take a taxi......
"I told you, several times, just sit in the co-pilot you sit, in the second half of the night, the long one is called beautiful, tired to work, get in the car and say that the place is sleepy, so heavy perfume on the body, did not cover the fishy smell, I sat here and smelled, you said that she did not wash and come out again, save any water for the hotel......"
The driver continued to talk, occasionally picking up the walkie-talkie and interjecting with the driver of the convoy.
The old driver learned how many roads his brother detoured, and just when he was about to endure it, he arrived at the place, which looked very high-end, but he should not do it in a few years, because in his previous life, he walked through this section of the road when he learned to drive, and he didn't see this club.
Bian Xuedao opened a room at the front desk, and suddenly found that he had never done this in his life, I don't know what Lu Dao said, but he was very calm, he believed that since the driver sent him here, there must be a service, so before leaving, he said to the front desk: "I came for the first time." ”
The front desk listened and said with a smile: "Sir, you go back to the room first and call you later." ”
Lying in a strange room, on an unfamiliar bed, Bian Xuedao's desire to learn suddenly faded a lot, turned on all the lights in the room that could be turned on, turned on the TV, took out a bottle of drink from the cabinet, and lay on the bed boringly changing the station.
After a while, the phone rang, and a female voice came from inside: "Sir, are you calling for service?"
"Hmm. ”
"Okay, wait a minute. ”
The phone hung up.
Bian Xuedao turned down the volume of the TV and leaned lazily against the head of the bed.
Someone's knocking on the door!
Bian Xuedao got up and opened the door, and there was a woman in a black dress standing outside the door, with shoulder-length hair and a bag, a little cold, and it was completely impossible to see that she was doing this business.
Seeing Bian Xuedao looking at her, after a few seconds, he asked Bian Xuedao, "Sir, can I go in?"
Bian Xuedao turned sideways to get out of the aisle, turned around and closed the door.
The woman put down the bag, negotiated the price with Bian Xuedao, and asked Bian Xuedao: "Sir, do you wash it first or do I wash it first?"
Bian Xuedao said: "You first." ”
The woman didn't talk nonsense, stood in front of the bed and began to undress, and her figure was very good. Taking out a bottle of lotion from her bag, the woman entered the bathroom. After a while, the sound of water came from inside.
The woman washed and walked out, "Sir, go wash it." ”
When Bian Xuedao came out of the bathroom, the woman was wrapped in a quilt leaning on the head of the bed and watching TV intently, seeing Bian Xuedao's sturdy body, her eyes were first appreciative, and then a hint of melancholy.
Bian Xuedao asked, "Do you know how to massage?"
The woman said, "A little." ”
Bian Xuedao lay on the bed: "Press it for me." ”
The woman loosened the quilt from her body, sat on Bian Xuedao's lap, and helped him massage his shoulders and then his back.
In fact, women press unprofessionally at all.
Bian Xuedao changed his mind.
When the woman's massage was over, Bian Xuedao took out the money from his wallet and handed it to the woman, "That's it, you go." ”
The woman counted the money and said happily, "Mr. Xie Luxie." Then he took out a pen and a notebook from his bag, wrote a set of numbers with a brush, and handed it to Bian Xuedao: "Sir, this is my number, if you need to contact me directly, you can come to the door." ”
Bian Xuedao took the note and was noncommittal.
After the woman left, Bian Xuedao went to take a shower again, lay on the bed and looked at the note in his hand, and put it under the phone casually.
Let's leave it to those who are destined.