Chapter 2295 - What a scary joke
"It's over, it's over, why are there two missing?"
"There were still twelve when I counted yesterday!"
The young man paced back and forth in the square uneasily, and when he saw a patrolling disciple approaching, he grabbed the disciple's arm and asked the disciple if he knew the situation.
"I don't know. The disciple seemed to dislike those white cranes a little, and shrugged his shoulders, "Maybe he hid himself and went to do that egg-laying thing." ”
"Nonsense!" the young man shook off the disciple's arm, "they are more faceless than you, and they will never be outside!"
"Pan Xiaohu, you don't understand this. The disciple suddenly became interested and laughed, "It's the most fun to do it outside, change the mood when you change places, do you know where my brother likes to do it the most?
The young man's face turned red when he heard this, and after scolding shamelessly, he walked away angrily, and then went to find a reliable person to ask.
Meng Fan said it.
In the evening, Song Zheliu really broke through the cultivation and arrived at the sixth level of Dixuan.
"Brother Meng, Brother Meng!" Song Zheliu excitedly lifted the bed curtain, "That crane...... That thing wasn't eaten in vain, I broke through ......"
As he spoke, his voice went down, because Meng Fan didn't stay in bed.
Song Zheliu pushed the door out, and found that Meng Fan was busy in the yard, with a brand-new bamboo chair beside him, and walked over curiously to sit for a while, feeling very comfortable, and praised him: "Brother Meng, I didn't expect you to do carpentry work!"
Meng Fan, who was making the second bamboo chair, said with a smile: "It's a little meaning, ordinary furniture will be made." ”
When he was a child, he often went to Carpenter Zhang's house to play, and watched Carpenter Zhang do carpentry, and he naturally knew that he would be some, and besides, making a chair from bamboo is much simpler than making it from wood, and it is just a simple geometric patchwork.
"Congratulations to Brother Song for breaking through, let's sit on the new chair tonight to celebrate you!" As he spoke, Meng Fan's hand did not stop, "I have good wine here." ”
"Okay!" Song Zheliu nodded happily, "Brother Meng also worked harder, let's strive to enter the sky together." ”
"Yes. Meng Fan, who had already entered immortality, nodded, and then said in a low voice, "Then there are a few more pots of meat to stew." ”
"Haha!" Song Zheliu smiled heartily and said cautiously, "Life is more important." ”
"That ......" looked at the side for a while, and Song Zheliu muttered, "Brother Meng, can we do the partition between our beds together?"
"Yes. ”
"Can you make a door on the partition?"
"Then you'll have two more drinks. Meng Fan said with a smile.
"No problem!" Song Zheliu was even happier, but he didn't know that Meng Fan had another conspiracy.
At nightfall, Meng Fan made a total of two bamboo chairs and a bamboo table, and the partition with a door specially requested by Song Zheliu was also done.
The partition extended from the floor to the roof, dividing the wooden house into two, Song Zheliu closed the door of the partition, and sat on the bed for a while, full of security, but he didn't know that this was exactly what Meng Fan wanted.
After nightfall, the two moved the tables and chairs to the edge of the cliff, outside the cliff is the abyss, as well as the stars in the sky, and the cool mountain breeze blowing in the face, Song Zheliu looked at the magnificent scenery in front of him, and couldn't help but admire: "The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands, and you don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of shocking the people in the sky." Isn't this poem about us at this moment?"
There were a few small dishes on the bamboo table, two pots of spirits that could not be seen in the calendar, Meng Fan poured a glass for Song Zheliu, with a gentle smile on his face: "There is an immortal building in the sky, and there are heavenly people sitting in the building, when Brother Song enters the immortal life, he can use wine to sacrifice." ”
Song Zheliu was really in a good mood, took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and touched a glass with Meng Fan, and after he dried, he made a slurping sound in his mouth, blew a few breaths, and said: "I don't know how many strong people have been stumped by the immortal sacrifice, if it was really as simple as Brother Meng said." ”
"You can try it then. Meng Fan filled the wine glass again, "Just say that the wine you offered is...... Belch...... I sent it. ”
"Haha!" Song Zheliu, who had only eaten a glass of wine, turned red with a demonic goose egg face, "The seniors said that there are three chances to sacrifice immortality, if I don't do it twice before, I will offer wine the third time, saying that it was given to me by Brother Meng!"
At this time, Song Zheliu just took Meng Fan's words as a joke.
It wasn't until one day in the future that Song Zheliu finally stood on the immortal altar, and the two hard sacrifices failed to make the celestial man walk out of the immortal building and grant him the immortal talisman, and the third time he really didn't have to offer, and in despair, he remembered the joke that Meng Fan made for him at this time.
He pressed his hand to the altar of immortality and shouted, "Offer wine!"
A picture appeared in front of the Immortal Altar, where he and Meng Fan were sitting at the bamboo table and drinking.
In the picture, Meng Fan's gaze actually said that it was coincidental that he was looking at Changshenglou: "You just said that the wine was sent by me......"
At that time, Song Zheliu was shocked to see that the celestial man suddenly flew out of the immortal building, stood in front of the picture, looked at Meng Fan's face, lost his mind for a long time, and then turned his head and said to him: "You are allowed to enter the immortal life!"
At that moment, Song Zheliu remembered it clearly for the rest of his life.
The stars are shining, a crescent moon hangs in the night sky, time passes like water, Song Zheliu, who has already drunk several cups, squints at the crescent moon in the night sky with eyes that are more charming than a woman, and says softly: "It's almost fifteen! The moon at that time must be very beautiful!"
After saying that, Song Zheliu lowered his head and fell on the bamboo table.
The wine glass in his hand gurgled and rolled and fell.
Meng Fan stretched out his hand to catch the wine glass, put everything on the table into the Qiankun space, and then picked up Song Zheliu's small waist and sent Song Zheliu back to the wooden house.
Song Zheliu also muttered a sentence and asked Meng Fan to close the door of the partition.
As a result, Meng Fan not only closed the door, but also attached a soundproof ban to the partition, so as not to wake up Song Zheliu when he was tossing, and then walked out of the wooden house and went to the bamboo forest......
"Song Zheliu, how dare you drink!"
"What's wrong with me drinking with my brother?"
"Do you know those stinky men, who wish they could get women drunk and then ......"
"Brother Meng is not that kind of person!"
"With such a long scar on his face, he is clearly not a good person!"
"Brother Meng is the best person I know!"
"I'll kill him!"
"You dare!"
After Meng Fan left, Song Zheliu spoke vaguely about drunkenness, as if there was another person in his room, very weird......
During the day, Meng Fan did not dare to cut bamboo in a large area, but at this time, there was no taboo, harvested a large amount of bamboo and sent it to the stone room under the wooden house, and then sat cross-legged on the bed, planning to use the paper finch to explore the Qianyuan Hall tonight, and before releasing the paper sparrow, he also deliberately burned a few pieces of paper money, so as to bless him with all the best.
As a result, before he could release the paper finch, there was a gurgling sound in the yard, as if something had fallen.
Meng Fan didn't have time to go out to see, he looked directly through the past, and his face changed suddenly!
Dead cranes all over the ground!
Ten of them!
(End of chapter)