Chapter 362: Black Humor
The more Man Shengsheng listened, the more he felt that the stone seemed to be very qualified, so he asked:
"Oh my God, if we're really in the snake's belly now, the stone must be the one the serpent is waiting for!
Man Shengsheng said this on his lips, but he didn't think so in his heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
She was very reluctant to admit that the stone was the one the serpent was waiting for, because she insisted that the person who could fight the serpent or conquer the serpent must be a hero covered in thorns, not a ruffian like the stone.
But the world is unpredictable, who can say clearly, Man Shengsheng only hopes that the truth will not surprise her too much.
"I can't say for sure, but the stone is unusual, that's for sure. Plaice said.
"Unusual? What is he unusual, is it because he has a box hanging from his chest?"
The plaice shook his head:
"It's not just the inexplicable chains and boxes, the water in the pool just now is corrosive, and I burned all over my body, but the stone has been soaked in it for a long time, but it looks like nothing is wrong. ”
Speaking of which, Man Shengsheng felt more and more that the identity of the stone was strange, could it be that the stone had been pretending to be a ruffian, and there would soon be a shocking reversal?!
Seeing that the two of them were muttering in the dark for a long time and couldn't come over, the stone hugged the box and the chain and leaned against the flesh wall, looking quite impatient, and roared:
"What are you muttering about me there, I can hear it, do you want to know my true identity, or do you want to go out?"
Man Shengsheng didn't think about answering: "I want both!"
As a result, the stone deliberately smiled: "Hehehe, the eldest sister thinks very beautifully, so I can only choose one of the two." ”
"Get out!" replied the plaice.
"Since you're going out, why don't you come and help me?"
The stone must have eavesdropped on Man Shengsheng's whispers word by word, and then deliberately disguised himself as the person the giant snake was waiting for, so his tone was terrible.
Man Shengsheng rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue disgustingly, regardless of whether the stone was a hero or a ruffian, he was not ready to buy it:
"We've always been helping you, and it's time for you to do something for us. ”
The jade flounder saw that Man Shengsheng was sure to be on the stone again, and if this second round of mouth cannon was fought, time would have to be wasted. So he simply patted Man Shengsheng on the shoulder to calm her down, and then walked to the stone.
"How can you help?" asked the plaice.
The stone butt twisted, and put the back of the waist against the plaice:
"I have a long knife stuck in the waistband of my trousers, you pull it out for me. ”
The plaice actually couldn't see the movement of the stone, but when he understood the meaning of the stone, he quickly reached out and touched it.
In the first handful, the plaice seemed to have touched the thigh root of the stone, and after grinding it and feeling that the part was not quite right, he quickly touched the second one.
In the meantime, Shi deliberately pretended to be a woman and twisted his buttocks, and teased the jade flounder in a weird way: "Oh, I hate it objectively, where did I touch it." ”
Now the plaice really can't stand him anymore, maybe it's also because he actually touched a disgusting big man, and the plaice finally became disgusted.
Fortunately, it didn't take long to be embarrassed, and the jade plaice touched the handle of the knife for the second time.
The moment he carefully pulled out the knife, the jade plaice was a little afraid that Man Shengsheng's caution was correct. Because the stone actually hides such a big knife, if the stone suddenly became ruthless just now, I am afraid that he has already been stabbed into a hornet's nest!
Thinking of this, the jade flounder didn't dare to let the stone know that his heart was weak and secretly exhaled.
"The knife has been drawn, and then?" said Plaice.
Stone Smack:
"And then, of course, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, crazy slashing at this flesh wall!
We're in the belly of a big snake right now, and if we don't get out through its stomach, do we have to wait for it to digest us and turn it into and expel it?"
Jade Flounder didn't think the stone's words were very black and humorous, but he was stunned for some reason, and Man Shengsheng also hesitated, she and Jade Plaice were probably thinking about the same thing, but the words were asked by Man Shengsheng.
She asked, "Ahhhhhhh
That's right, Man Shengsheng and Jade Flounder have been misunderstanding all along, thinking that the stone may want them to help pick up the box first, and then use the box to help them get out of here, although I don't know how to use the box.
The stone also seems to wonder:
"Do you know what's in this box, who said they were going to get out of here with a box? ”
It is true that the stone did not say this explicitly, but such a process is to give people this feeling of naturalness.
"I don't know, what's in the box?" Man Shengsheng simply asked, what was in the box, she was actually very curious.
As you can imagine, the stone must be tempting:
"Anyway, I didn't leave here with a box, and I won't tell you what was in the box right now.
Eh, little brother, don't just stand there with a knife, do you cut it or not?"
The plaice came back to its senses and nodded with an oh-oh nod: "Oh-oh...... Pit...... It works?!"
The plaice was very hesitant, the reason was that after weighing the weight of the knife and measuring the length, he thought that he wanted to split the snake's belly with this knife, as if he was doing a bit of white work.
The stone covered his face in the dark, laughing helplessly, and said unbearably:
"My stupid big brother and stupid big sister, do things simply, don't you cut it, how do you know it doesn't work if you don't try it!"
From the tone of the stone that was about to go berserk, Man Shengsheng seemed to "hear" his posture of shaking his head and grinning and waving his hands to hit someone. The stone may be going crazy, but Man Shengsheng is secretly happy.
The jade plaice also seemed to feel that he had some ink, and in order to save face, he no longer hesitated to stab the flesh wall hard, and he also shouted loudly!
"Drink!"
"Oh!"
Stone hugged the box and screamed and took a few steps back, he was coldly frightened, and after retreating and stabilizing his body, he scolded the jade flounder:
"Little brother, you scream so loudly and scare me, forget it, you don't touch the flesh wall, where is the heart, what if you stab me!"
I don't know how there are so many words about the tongue stone, and what others do, it doesn't seem to be quite in line with his mind today. However, when Man Shengsheng unconsciously imagined it in his heart, he leaned back and turned back with a smile like rice.
She may have finally experienced the fun of black humor, the key is that the laughter is not in her own people, but in stones, so she laughed heartlessly.