Chapter 236: Déjà vu

After Lu Yafen took the stage, her kind face began to explain some simple background to the audience in the form of dialogue.

"You said our family is great, and it's out. What are you doing? Our family Dawei just likes to eat spicy food, and he is not happy if he is not spicy. The leader of his unit shared a kind of chili oil in the circle of friends, and also showed that this chili oil is too good, and it is generally not available even if you want to buy it.

I'm stubborn, so I have to find a way to get a box. Recently, I got in touch with a classmate and asked him to bring it back from out of town. No, as soon as I got the call, I went to pick it up.

What brand do you ask? Do you want to try it too? I remember thinking about what English brand it is, what DDV is. ”

As soon as Lu Yafen finished speaking, there was a knock on the prop door. "Are you back?" Lu Yafen walked over to open the door, and when she opened the door, she saw that it was an old man over half a hundred years old, obviously not her family's Dawei.

"Is Dawei there?" the old man looked very anxious at first glance, and after Lu Yafen recovered, he paused, but still told Lu Yafen about the situation: "Isn't my son in the office." Recently, I just heard a news that the thief who Dawei took pictures to prove back then came out in advance. ”

"Why did he come out early?" Lu Yafen looked surprised, and expressed that flustered feeling very well.

"Gee, I don't know that either. My son just heard that the thief had just come out and shouted that he must find the person you reported him. My son and Dawei also know each other, so I can't help but be a little worried, so I asked me to inform you in advance so that you can be ready to deal with it. ”

Although New Year's Day is a holiday, there is no New Year's Day tradition here in China. At the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, the actors hurried back to reunite with their families after performing their own shows.

But on New Year's Day, there was nothing to do when they went back anyway, and Xu Qing and they stayed for the time being. I took advantage of this party to get more acquainted with my colleagues at the TV station.

Second, at least we have to see what level Peng Wei's works are so confident that he can trample Xu Qing underfoot.

Then looking at it, Xu Qing couldn't help frowning. Turning his eyes to Zhang Xiang, he saw that Zhang Xiang also looked at Xu Qing with a surprised expression.

"In this situation, the more I look at it, the more it looks like "I Must Find You"?"

"Well, I think so too, what the hell is going on?"

Xu Qing is really a little confused, and uses a program that imitates "I Must Find You" to come and shout with Xu Qing's deity? Peng Wei can't be a brain watt, right?

Judging from the previous situation, Peng Wei is not a real tiger.

If there was no IQ at all, Xu Qing would not have completely killed Peng Wei by now.

After all the math, it seems that there is only one possibility. That was before, Peng Wei had never watched Xu Qing's "I Must Find You" at all.

The best sketch of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala more than two months ago, and it is also the work of his main competitor Xu Qing. He didn't even bother to find out the specific situation?

How arrogant is Peng Wei? Xu Qing won the best sketch of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Peng Wei's eyeliner should have told Peng Wei a long time ago.

Under such circumstances, Peng Wei didn't bother to understand Xu Qing's actual level, and directly believed that his strength far surpassed Xu Qing, and then tried every means to force Xu Qing to make a bet with him.

In the end, what came out was actually an imitation of Xu Qing's work. What kind of class is an axe, it is no longer enough to describe Peng Wei's behavior this time.

Time is still short, and it seems that it is not yet completely certain. Xu Qing and the others were patient and continued to watch.

However, as time passed, the doubts in the hearts of Xu Qing and others were quickly dispelled.

Beat the soy sauce and change it to pick up the package. In the middle, a stalk of DDV homonym "dichlorvos" brand pepper was forcibly inserted. And Peng Wei's setting here is that the package is not taken. It was just a foreshadowing for the courier to come to the door for a while.

The one who came to inform the situation changed from a police officer to an old man. The conversation changed, but the specific purpose was to remind the family and mention the foreshadowing that "the person who reported him must have been found."

Peng Wei didn't use the mask to scare Lu Yafen anymore, and replaced it with other stalks.

But then, it became Lu Yafen * Peng Wei, and asked Peng Wei to promise that as long as the thief came, Peng Wei would kneel down for the thief.

The original "I Must Find You", here just said that Zhang Xiang was to kneel. The exaggeration of kneeling in the back is actually Zhang Xiang's own understanding of this show.

Here, it has become a matter for Lu Yafen to settle down personally.

Then, the box of chili peppers was delivered by the courier. Peng Wei thought he was seeking revenge, but the moment Lu Yafen opened the door, he was a five-body thrower.

Peng Wei is not bald, and the stalk that Zhang Xiang used to pick up hair strands here can't be used by Peng Wei. Here, they're another joke. To put it simply, the laughter is enough. Many of the audience in the audience still laughed.

The next plot is roughly the same. The courier returned, and Peng Wei knelt down again. And then all the way to the later plots, it's all the same.

It wasn't until the end that Peng Wei made changes to the original plot of "I Must Find You" and promoted positive energy.

cut out all these positive plots. Changed to another paragraph.

"It was said that the thief came out of the bureau and was going to seek revenge on Peng Wei. But after coming out, you always have to bring some money with you to live a normal life, right?

The thief went to the ATM and was ready to withdraw the money. I wasn't going to make trouble, so a long line just filmed it.

As a result, when it comes to the last place, he prefers a long time and does not finish.

The thief poked his head over and took a look at the situation. I found that the guy in front of me ATM machine displayed 'insufficient balance', but the guy just occupied the space, kept pressing the withdrawal, and collected the typed vouchers one by one. ”

This is a popular joke on the Internet, and Xu Qing has also seen it. The original joke was that the little girl used this method to collect the slips and then ran to the toilet.

And this stalk is also circulating among the majority of netizens, and many people have already guessed what is going on here.

And even if he didn't guess it, Peng Wei also gave an explanation. The guy in front of him, holding his stomach, stood very stiff. Just took the slip for a while, and his face was already flushed.

As a result, the thief didn't notice these details at all. I thought that the guy in front of him was deliberately blocking the people behind.

The thief was immediately angry, and went up to fight with the guy. As a result, the guy, after carrying it twice, finally didn't hold back.

It is said that the scene at that time was very yellow and violent......"