Chapter 81 Let's be a cheat
Xiao Ming sometimes really thinks that Fang Zulan is the legendary "child of destiny"! Especially after recording the show with him for a long time, this guy sometimes feels jealous when he is lucky.
"Brother Xiao Ming, you take this and shoot me!"
Fang Zulan stretched out his hand and handed a large water gun to Xiao Ming, and said, "You shoot me, I'll shoot you, I think it should be fine." ”
Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but smile: "If they are all effective water guns, will the two of us die together at the beginning?"
Fang Zulan didn't seem to have thought about this problem, and suddenly reacted when she heard Xiao Ming say this, and then still insisted: "Otherwise, try me first, I'll stand next to you, and don't splash on you if I change color." ”
Xiao Ming was moved, but he didn't listen to his real water gun on him, but analyzed: "Brother Zu Lan, what method do you think the program team will use to turn the famous brand blue?"
Fang Zulan was stunned for a moment, and then replied along Xiao Ming's train of thought, "It should be blue ink, right?"
Xiao Ming shook his head and analyzed: "It shouldn't be blue ink, otherwise everyone can see at a glance which is an effective water gun and which is useless." The program team shouldn't be so stupid, they have gone to great lengths to hide so many water guns here as a trick, if others can see it at a glance with blue ink, it makes no sense at all. ”
Fang Zulan nodded, touched his chin and said, "Then it should be a special medicine." ”
Xiao Ming also nodded, and said affirmatively: "It must be some kind of chemical reagent! And this reagent is still transparent like water." ”
Fang Zulan is also well-informed, and immediately reacted when he heard this, and said in surprise: "If it is a chemical reagent, it must have a peculiar smell, we just need to find a water gun with a peculiar smell!"
"That's right!" Xiao Ming picked up the big water gun in his hand and sniffed it, then threw it on the side of the road, and said, "This big one is useless, it's full of water!"
Fang Zulan sniffed a few water guns in his hand, and then threw them on the side of the road in disgust, and said helplessly: "It's all fake." ”
Xiao Ming looked around, and then asked Fang Zulan, "Did you see Haiquan and Yiyi in it just now?"
Fang Zulan shook his head and said, "No, I act alone." ”
Xiao Ming thought for a while and said: "It's not easy to find ten effective water guns out of two hundred water guns, why don't you go find those two teammates first, four people together, even if the blue team finds an effective water gun, we can grab it." ”
Fang Zulan was stunned for a moment, pointed at Xiao Ming and said with a wicked smile: "Brother Xiao Ming, you have learned badly." ”
Xiao Ming pointed to the camera lens and said, "You didn't go to Jeju Island last time, I don't know how excessive the program team was, I'm trying to get a little justice for myself!"
Fang Zulan laughed, took Xiao Ming's hand and walked forward, saying as he walked: "Tell me what happened on Jeju Island last time." ”
"Last time... ”
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On the other side of the village, Haiquan was trapped in a corner by Yang Ying and Deng Kai, calling the heavens and the earth to be spiritual.
I saw him leaning against the wall, blocking the name plate tightly. Then, like a philosopher, he said in a deep voice: "As for the ship, it is not in size, and it is the last word not to capsize, and it is not in the strength of people, and it is not in the strength and weakness to win." ”
When Deng Kai heard this, he forced over with a large water gun, and said impatiently: "I told you that I have put up with you for a long time, you hurry up and let us nourish it, if it doesn't work, let you go, don't be crooked like a girl." ”
Yang Ying raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and asked with an unkind face: "What do you say is wrong with the girls?"
Deng Kai hurriedly smiled flatteringly, and said continuously: "I didn't mean you, you are not a girl, you are a female warrior." ”
"That's pretty much the same!" The corners of Yang Ying's mouth curled slightly, and then she came to Haiquan's side with a very strangely shaped water spray gun, and persuaded her: "Brother Haiquan, you come out quickly and let me nourish you, and let you go if it's okay, otherwise it will be everyone's time." ”
Haiquan glanced at her, pointed to the water sprinkler in her hand, and said helplessly: "Don't try, you're useless, I was still on the side of the road just now." ”
Yang Ying was unmoved, and said an ultimatum: "Count three last, if you don't come out again, we'll do it!"
Haiquan saw Deng Kai also walking over with a wicked smile, gritted his teeth and walked out of the corner, and said to Yang Ying stubbornly: "If you want to try, just try, anyway, I told you that it was useless!"
Deng Kai was unmoved, and carried a big water gun to his back, but the color of the brand did not change in the slightest.
Haiquan has been on guard against Deng Kai, and when he saw that his water gun was really ineffective, he immediately relieved himself and laughed: "What did I say just now, it is useless, you have to delay everyone's time." You guys have fun here, I'll go first. With that, he turned his head and walked outside.
Yang Ying held a small water gun and followed Haiquan silently, spraying water on his name tag while he was not paying attention.
"Ocean Spring, out!"
Haiquan was startled by the sudden announcement, and then turned his head to look at Yang Ying suddenly, and saw that she was making a grimace on herself, and suddenly said in disbelief: "How come, you just lost it by me, it's invalid!"
Yang Ying raised the water gun in her hand and said with a smile: "You may be holding another one, and this one of mine is a new one." ”
Haiquan still couldn't accept the reality, chased after Yang Ying, and said repeatedly: "You let me take a look, anyway, I'm already 'dead', and it has no effect on you." ”
Yang Ying thought that this was indeed the truth, so she stopped and handed the water gun to Haiquan, and said, "Then you can see if it is different!"
Haiquan carefully inspected his water gun, and suddenly exclaimed: "It's different! The one I just now was broken, and this one is complete, oops!"
Deng Kai looked up to the sky and roared, laughing almost out of shape.
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After Xiao Ming and Fang Zulan heard the news of Haiquan's elimination, they were stunned in place and did not react at all.
"It's only been less than five minutes, how can Brother Haiquan be glorious so quickly!" Xiao Ming said in disbelief.
Fang Zulan suddenly became nervous, and asked Xiao Ming: "Brother Xiao Ming, what should I do now?" Haiquan has been eliminated, which means that they have at least one effective water gun in their hands, and we are in danger now!"
Xiao Ming thought about it, and then saw the water gun that had been thrown on the ground, rolled his eyes, and gritted his teeth to Fang Zulan: "Brother Zulan, tear up the famous brand!"
Fang Zulan was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Why are you tearing up the famous brand?"
Xiao Ming pointed to the water gun on the ground and explained: "We have analyzed it just now, and the chemical reagents in the effective water gun are sprayed on our name brand, which can make our name brand change color." But it can also be reversed, since it is a chemical reagent, then it must not be discolored for no reason, and it must produce a chemical reaction! So I speculate that our name brand must also be coated with another chemical that can react with the reagent in the water gun!"
Fang Zulan suddenly reacted, and said in high spirits: "You mean that we will wash off the chemicals on the famous brand first?"
Xiao Ming nodded heavily, turned his head and said to the camera with a "cruel smile": "Director, since you are the first year of junior high school, then don't blame us for returning you to fifteen! Brother Zu Lan, tear up the name brand!"
"Okay!" Fang Zulan tore off the name tag behind Xiao Ming without saying a word, and then turned around and asked Xiao Ming to tear off his own.
After the name tag was torn off, the two of them retrieved the water gun they had thrown away before, and then hid in a hidden room, unscrewed the lid and began to pour water to wash the name tag.
At this time, the camera suddenly shifted to the face of the director who had been in charge of following Xiao Ming, and she was stunned, and the corners of her mouth twitched and she didn't know what to say.
Behind the camera, the chief director Lu Cen and the Korean chief director looked at Xiao Ming and Fang Zulan, who were washing famous brands in full swing, and the expressions on their faces were also very exciting.
The two looked at each other, both speechless for a while.
At this point in the excerpt, it should probably be a shooting accident!
However, it is absolutely impossible to call a halt.
The program team is indeed quite helpless when encountering this situation, but if someone dares to interrupt the footage of the two at this time, Lu Cen can tear them apart!
The reason why outdoor reality shows are more attractive than fixed variety shows filmed indoors is that outdoor shows are more likely to stimulate the wisdom of guests to burst out and produce wonderful shots with a flash of inspiration.
Xiao Ming is now washing famous brands with Fang Zulan, which is this kind of shot!
When the program team designed the game project, they thought that they had considered all the possibilities, but Xiao Ming had the idea of washing the name brand on a whim, which immediately raised the fun and suspense of the show to the highest point.
"This episode of the show is going to explode again!"
Lu Cen looked at Xiao Ming's radiant appearance on the screen, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile.
It seems that I didn't choose the wrong person before!
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Xiao Ming's obsessive-compulsive disorder suddenly committed, and the two famous brands had been washed by him more than a dozen times, but he still felt unclean, and he was about to wash them again with a water gun.
"Brother Xiao Ming, I think it should be about the same. Fang Zulan looked at Xiao Ming's solemn expression and said tentatively.
Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, looked at the name brand that was about to be deformed, and finally put down the water gun in his hand, nodded and said, "It should be about the same." If we are still being nourished like this, it is indeed our bad luck, no wonder others!"
Fang Zulan looked full of confidence, got up and walked outside. As he walked, he said indifferently: "How could there be that situation, we are now invincible!"
Xiao Ming followed him and whispered, "Be careful not to be seen for a while." Also, we have to find an effective water gun quickly. It's not enough to be invincible, we have to eliminate them all as soon as possible!"
"No problem! look at me, I'm the best at finding things!" Fang Zulan said confidently.
"En. ”
Xiao Ming didn't expect to find an effective water gun at all, he was ready to hug Fang Zulan's thigh from the beginning.