Chapter 17: A Vicious Curse!
"Teacher Liu, you listen to my explanation, I just saw that he had bad intentions towards you, so he talked nonsense, and ......"
Ye Zheng muttered quietly, "You're not my sister either, you're my teacher......"
Teacher Liu walked in front with small steps, and when he heard this, he paused, turned his head sideways, and his smile was a little stiff: "You don't go to school anymore, my teacher is not worthy of his name, and now you are my teacher." β
Ye Zheng hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, you are my teacher, a teacher for one day, and a ...... for life For...... for the teacher. β
It's embarrassing, I used the wrong word, and I should talk less if my culture is low.
"Forget it, I don't care about you. The corners of Teacher Liu's mouth twitched, she didn't want to be an old father, stretched out her fair right hand, "Learn from each other......"
"Progress together. Ye Zheng replied knowingly.
Stretch out your hand and shake it, and you will smile and enmity when you meet.
The corners of Mr. Liu's mouth hooked up, and it was rare to show a sly look: "So, who is your sister?"
Ye Zheng: "......"
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said that he was buying New Year's goods, but in fact, since Ye Zheng lived alone, he didn't have much atmosphere for the New Year, he didn't buy much to eat, drink, and drink, and most of the 10,000 yuan he took out from Yun Xiaolu was spent on buying gifts.
New Year's gifts.
Give one to each person you know and talk about your heart.
In my impression, there is only one object of New Year's gifts every year in the past few years - Bai Su.
Pinch your fingers, since entering the cultivation realm, there seem to be a lot of people who can give gifts, such as Yun Xiaolu, Qin Qiuqiu, Teacher Liu, Song Shuhang, Xiao Momo, and Goudan......
Lin Chu, Chi Huan and Sheng Fengnian, Xin Yuan and Meng's predecessors?
Let's not give the latter ones first, but when it comes to the relationship being close to the point of giving gifts, it seems that it is not to this point, and for the spiritual world and the cultivation world, the New Year in the world is not a big day, and it is no different from ordinary every day.
I bought a Doraemon doll with a great feel for Yun Xiaolu, Yun Xiaolu even changed the screensaver of her mobile phone to Doraemon Bemon, and Zhenling Doraemon Tai, a doll-type player, is hard and hard, and it is not comfortable to play at all.
I prepared a 998 snack gift package for Qin Qiuqiu, which was simple and direct.
Xiao Momo is a set of panda pullovers, learned from Sydney Fairy, to improve cuteness, after a long time, Xiao Momo's identity as Mojun has almost been forgotten, and now he really treats him as a son.
Song Shuhang is a calligraphy of "God rewards diligence", let him go back and hang it on the wall, and save himself three times a day.
The gift of dog eggs is simple, one for each flavor of cat food.
As for Mr. Liu......
"What are you going to give me?" Mr. Liu smiled and stared at himself intently, as if flowers had grown on his frowning face.
Ye Zheng scratched his head and whispered, "Teacher Liu, send you a shot of justice from heaven?"
Teacher Liu: "......"
She went to help Sydney Fairy shoot an advertisement, so she naturally knows what justice from heaven is.
Teacher Liu's eyes were gloomy, pursed his lips, and his face was a little shy: "You, you still think I'm not old enough, I'm so tired of carrying the ball all day long~ Don't burden me, okay?"
Ye Zheng: "!!"
What's going on with this coquettish expression and tone! I can't hold it......
Burst~~~
Two lines of nosebleeds shot out on the spot.
I hurriedly put onions in my nostrils, didn't look at Mr. Liu, and tried to stay calm.
Teacher Liu made a meritorious blow, covered his mouth and giggled, which immediately caused a wave of turbulence, and the eyes of the gay men and women passing by were all straight.
Ye Zheng didn't dare to look at it, so he quickly turned his head.
Since Mr. Liu's demon cultivation, his personality will be unrestrained from time to time, and there is a tendency to get closer to the abrasive little goblin of Shui Yao Fairy, will Mr. Liu become a grinding "big" goblin in the future?
It's scary to think about!
Teacher Liu stopped laughing, and a little smugness flashed in his eyes: "Forget about justice from heaven, you can think of something else, there is still a week before the New Year, don't let me know what you want to give, so there will be no surprises." β
"Understood, understood!" Ye Zheng nodded hurriedly.
I don't know why, but I always feel like I'm going to be trapped by Mr. Liu?
Go back and study Mr. Liu's little yellow books to see if there are any routines taught in them.
Wait, what am I thinking about?!
"Mr. Liu, have you been urging you to go on a blind date at home recently?" Ye Zheng pretended to ask casually and began to change the topic.
"Don't rush it, my brother has transferred home, the family business has been inherited, no one has forced me to take over on a blind date, from now on, the sky is high and the birds are flying, and the sea is wide and the fish is jumping~"
As he spoke, Mr. Liu opened his arms and spun around, as if he had found his rightful place, smiling happily.
Teacher Liu, her brother?
Ye Zheng recalled, although he didn't know the name, what Mr. Liu said must be the son of her eldest uncle Liu Qing, who was the prince in ancient times, the most legitimate heir.
"Why did you suddenly change your mind, didn't you pursue poetry and distance, and have been wandering the world?" Ye Zheng asked.
"I was convinced, a big man didn't beat at all, he cried after two hits, and my uncle too, he cried and confessed to my parents after a few casual beatings, saying that he shouldn't have drugged my dad back then, cough ......" seemed to realize that he said something that shouldn't be said, and Mr. Liu braked in time.
Ye Zheng: "......"
It's too late, and Mr. Liu, who is an intellectual person, has a violent gene in his bones, and he has grown another wave of knowledge......
"Don't look at me like that, I'm forced to ......"
Teacher Liu sighed, deeply resentful, "Let me tell you this, my brother is a man who talks about poetry and distance all day long, in fact, he has no ability to pursue any poetry and distance, every time he spends money, he asks his uncle, it is nothing more than relying on his family background to allow himself to gnaw on the old man, every day I know that I travel in the mountains and rivers to flirt with young women in literature and art, there is no shame of adults at all, and I was forced to marry by my family, who will I beat if I don't beat him......"
"Understand, what you say is reasonable!" Ye Zheng knows the skills of survival in the cracks, when a woman complains, as long as she responds to the peace, don't tell her what is right and wrong.
But to be honest, Uncle Liu's vein does have a problem with his brain, Liu Fenggu is old and not serious, his son Liu Qing drugged his son-in-law, and his grandson gnawed at the old in the name of pursuing poetry and distant places, and he played well!
Ye Zheng's eyes rolled and he said cautiously: "Teacher Liu, do you consider beating your grandfather for the exam?"
"Huh, why did you beat my grandfather?"
"I thought you would have a grudge against him, after all, he was the ......one who made the decision when he drove your family of three out."
Teacher Liu shook his head: "Old man, you can't fight, it's easy to have accidents, if you put it twenty years ago, when I was strong, maybe I could do it, hmm...... Classmate Ye, you seem to have a lot of opinions about my grandfather?"
"No opinion, just ask ......"
That's weird!
Ye Zheng clenched his phone, recently the Phoenix Boy has always sent him a message when he has something to do, such as-
"Ye Xiaoyou, have you thought about it?"
"Ye Xiaoyou, ten years old is really not a gap, as long as you loosen your mouth, I will immediately send someone to the door to propose marriage. β
"Ye Xiaoyou, Xiao Yan has been running to your house every day recently, don't you give me an explanation to the old man?"
"Ye Xiaoyou, where have you progressed, when will I be able to hug my great-grandson?"
"Ye Xiaoyou, call grandpa~"
"Ye Xiaoyou......"
Hemp wheat husks, that's how annoying they are!
Teacher Liu looked at himself strangely a few times, and suddenly asked, "By the way, did you buy the Su Su gift?"
Ye Zheng nodded: "I bought it, I bought it online, and the express delivery is coming." β
"What bought?" Mr. Liu said curiously.
"Confidentiality. β
Teacher Liu sighed: "Come on, boy, the threshold of the Bai family is very high~"
"Teacher Liu, you're thinking too much......" Ye Zheng said embarrassedly.
"No, no, no, it's that you're thinking too much, and I don't know what you're thinking about......"
Mr. Liu raised his eyebrows, and with a 'you know' expression, he laughed. "You have to seize the opportunity while you are young, young man, don't learn from me to be a single dog, do you want me to be merciful and teach you a few hands? Recently, I have learned a lot of routines~"
"No, no, you can keep the routine for yourself......"
"Iβto whom am I? to you?"
Teacher Liu's fluttering eyes looked at him for a while, and after a while, he pouted and said in disgust, "You are too 'small', not my dish~"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Mr. Liu, the word "small" you said seems to have a deep meaning!
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The matter of New Year's gifts has come to an end for the time being.
In order not to be discovered, Ye Zheng temporarily hid the gift in a small room in the imperial palace.
It's also a heart jam to think about, the system inventory can't hold this kind of groceries, and the Na Ring in his hand has a pseudo word, and the Na Ring that Sydney Fairy originally left for himself to load the goods disappeared unnoticed when he sent Teacher Liu back, and it was obviously taken away by Sydney Fairy.
Or should I buy a real thing?
That's it, a ring is not cheap, and saving is the best.
Moreover, the space of the imperial palace can completely replace the function of accepting rings, and the space is also countless times larger, but every time you have to sacrifice the glazed golden light tower, it is not very convenient, so you will use it first.
Coming out of the imperial palace space, Lin Chu, who was playing games on the sofa before, actually straightened his chest and waist, sat upright, and his resentful eyes moved with him from time to time, while Teacher Liu, who was sitting at the dining table drinking tea, had a serious face, no, seriousness was fake at first glance, obviously gloating.
"Bad reviews from Lin Chu, don't give me a gift of five centimeters shorter!"
Ye Zheng: "......"
What a vicious curse!
Needless to say, it must have been Mr. Liu who betrayed himself!
Without waiting for Lin Chu to speak, Ye Zheng decided to make a preemptive move: "Eh, Mr. Liu will go out with me again? I forgot to buy something for a certain otaku......"
Teacher Liu waved his hand and just smiled.
On the sofa, Lin Chu seemed to be waiting for himself to make a sound, and coughed a few times in a row to clear his throat: "Young man, don't bother you to go out for a run, a certain otaku has already chosen the gift she wants." β
Lin Chu pointed to the TV screen, "I've already picked it, I want to buy this weapon, you scan the payment code and pay for it." β
Weapons?
Lin Chu finally thought about it, and was ready to buy a weapon and start repairing it......
Ye Zheng: "......"
Your sister's,It turned out to be an online game weapon.γ
Take a closer look at the long sword with the name Crazy Cool Drag and a long list of attribute bonuses with glowing effects, the price tag ......
"Wait, I'll count to the last few zeros. β
Ye Zheng stared wide and approached the screen, and swiped his finger to the right with the marked price, "One, two, three, four, five...... Three, 300,000 soft sister coins?!"
"Classmate Ye, you miscounted. Teacher Liu watched from the wall and snickered, "A few are zero, three million." β
Ye Zheng: "......"
Go grab it!