When the bell rang for the end of class, the students stirred slightly.

Without making everyone wait, the probability theory teacher put down the chalk and went to the teacher's lounge with the cup.

Without her suppression, the classroom immediately entered a state of entropy increase and disorder, chatting, drinking water, surfing the Internet, going out, and doing everything.

With his travel backpack in his hand, Fang Junqi walked into the classroom. looked at the target and walked straight to Boss Jin, "Boss, thank you!

Jin Cheng kept his sitting posture unchanged, raised his head and said, "No, I'm just waiting for you to come!

"How come? I think it's that kind of person?" Fang Junqi smiled and took off his backpack, took out a few bags of snacks and put them in front of the three people in the dormitory, "Look! What is this?"

Picking up the bag and looking at it, Jin Cheng was full of doubts, "Energy cake? or bee brand, it's not good to sell mobile phones to make games, how can you enter the food business?"

"Provide brand and technology, entrust professional factories to OEM," Xiao Qi said with a smug smile, "This thing is a special overtime dry food specially developed by bees for their own employees, because it is so popular that it has now become a specialty, and tourists from other places have to bring a little back as a souvenir when they go to the bee garden." ”

"It's pretty much the same," Jin Cheng smiled and nodded, he didn't ask for much, it didn't matter if the courtesy was light or heavy, just have it. Reaching out and taking out the shopping bag containing the stationery from the desk pocket and putting it on the table, he said as he walked out: "Master Fang, you clean up slowly, I'll go put some water!"

"Well, good luck. ”

"Huh?" Jin Cheng stopped and glared back at someone.

"Don't want to, then I'll change it, I wish you a silky and endless future!"

"As if this one is worse, Kim Dae needs a prostacle. ”

After taking a deep look at Fang Junqi and Guo Ming, Jin Cheng turned his head and walked away, and it was time to go to class if he continued to grind.

The target fled in embarrassment, and Brother Xiao Qi sat down proudly, and took out the textbook to familiarize himself with it.

didn't look at a few lines, Guo Ming next to him suddenly spoke: "Brother Xiao Qi!"

"What's wrong?"

"You didn't buy this thing yourself, did you?"

Fang Junqi's face did not change, and he turned his head and asked, "Dear, why do you think so?"

Poking the pink plastic bag in front of him, Guo Ming said: "I have seen this thing, there are a total of eight kinds of packaging, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and pink, which correspond to the energy needs of different people. ”

"And then?" Deng Shengyun, who had not spoken, suddenly interjected, "Who is this for?"

"What do you say? This color, this pattern, can only be for girls. This thing is lightweight, low in calories, and has a strong sense of satiety, so no matter how much you eat, you won't be able to gain weight. ”

It was not Guo Ming who answered, but Fang Junqi, who sent the wrong thing. With his rough temperament, he couldn't think of bringing souvenirs to his classmates, and when Zhang Wan mentioned it, they had already gotten on the plane back to the north, Fang Junqi simply asked his girlfriend for help, and asked for some energy cakes that the latter bought for his roommate.

"Since it's for girls, what do you do for us?" Deng Shengyun asked, "Or do you think Director Guo and I need to lose weight?"

"Of course Director Guo doesn't need it, as for Brother Yun, can you see your belly button?" After the poisonous tongue, Fang Junqi shook his finger and said mysteriously: "This thing is not for you to eat, have you forgotten what day tomorrow is?"

"Today on the 6th and tomorrow on the 7th," Guo Ming interjected, "Just a few packets, how can you give them away?"

Girls' Day on March 7 was founded in 1986 and has a history of 31 years. Every day on this day, the boys will pull banners on the campus to confess, set up stalls to give small gifts, and hold various celebrations in the name of the group or individual. In particular, the festive atmosphere is particularly strong in several campuses that are biased towards engineering.

Fang Junqi pouted, "Who said it's just a few packs, the big army is still behind!"

"What's still to come?" someone interjected again, but it was Boss Jin Chengjin who had returned from going to the toilet.

"Let's talk about Girls' Day," Brother Xiao Qi said proudly: "I didn't forget everyone when I went out this time, and I specially asked the Bee Group to pull a sponsorship to help you get five boxes of energy cakes, all of which are powder versions used by girls to maintain their figures." Wait until tomorrow, the four of us in the dormitory will stop on the other side of the courtyard, and you will wait to be flooded by the elementary school girl!"

"Where's the goods?" Jin Cheng stretched out his big hand, "Where are your five boxes of cakes?"

"It's still in the sky, the freighter flies slower than the airliner, and it won't arrive until night. Who's going to pick up the goods with me at the airport?"

As soon as these words came out, the scene cooled down at that time, these three guys were used to living alone, and it was too tossing to meet their aesthetics.

Jin Cheng sat down, frowned and asked, "Why do you have to pick up the goods yourself?"

"I found it! In order to find air logistics for speed," Fang Junqi spread his hands, "As a result, people only care about logistics and distribution, and they need to go to their airport cargo station to pick it up." ”

Looking at everyone, he increased again, "This way, there are five boxes of energy cakes, if anyone agrees to pick up the goods, I will give him the extra box, so that he can become a rich and handsome cake." ”

"What can you do if you become a rich and handsome cake?" Deng Shengyun seemed to be moved.

Brother Xiao Qi struck while the iron was hot, and said temptingly: "These cakes are not meat muffins or egg cakes, the effect is obviously scarce, if a girl is addicted to eating, she will definitely establish a long-term relationship with you, and then you can get the moon first!"

"Is it possible?" said the other party, "Snacks are so powerful, are they deceiving?"

"Snacks can only capture a part of the foodies, which is indeed a bit unsafe. That's why I have a plan for you. ”

Deng Shengyun was about to ask, but the class bell rang, so he had no choice but to give up.

Mathematics class is different from other courses, the content has a very strong continuity, if the mind misses the key reasoning process, the whole lesson may not be understood, as long as a knowledge point is missing, the subsequent courses related to it will also become difficult to understand. He had already experienced this, so he naturally didn't dare to desert in math class.

It wasn't until the bell rang again that Teacher Liu put away the lesson plan and left the classroom, then he grabbed Fang Junqi, who was packing up his things, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Xiao Qi, don't run away in a hurry, tell me what your plan b is about!"

"Well," Fang Junqi was packing up his textbooks and replied casually, "It's to repair the computer." When the time comes, let's go out of the stall to help the school girl repair the computer. ”

"That's it?" Deng Shengyun lacked interest, "There are more people who can repair computers, those guys from the computer department and software department, as well as members of the computer club and programming club, there are more wolves and less meat, I don't think we can grab much." ”

Students in the three popular majors of engineering: computer, software, and electromechanical automation all have good computer application skills, and these people compete for job opportunities with each other after graduation, and they have to rush to help people repair computers in school. Counting other self-taught computer enthusiasts, there is no shortage of computer repairmen for girls on campus, unless they look like they talk in a way that is really annoying.

However, Fang Junqi deliberately mentioned this, but it had a deep meaning. Carrying his backpack, he left his seat and classroom in style, leaving only the sentence "Classmates, have confidence!"

Hurriedly packed up the textbooks, Deng Shengyun chased after him and asked, "Brother Xiaoqi, what tricks do you have, tell everyone quickly!"

Fang Junqi stopped his steps, turned his head to look around, and asked in a mysterious whisper, "Brother Yun, did you create the 233 poisoning incident?"

"Of course I know, we all watched the live broadcast, and Mr. Shen demonstrated poisoning and got himself into the detention center, becoming the most unlucky hacker in history, which is also funny. ”

"What kind of teacher is he?" Fang Junqi pursed his lips, showing the difference between passerby powder and passerby black with a face full of disdain, "Shen Haibin is actually just a script kid who knows a little about the skin, and his hacking skills may not be as high as ours." I dare to call myself a teacher, I really don't know how to write shamefully, his virus was bought from his master, and he showed off on 233 before he was cooked, and he really pretended to be forced to be that something. ”

After a pause, he said again: "But people are rookies, but viruses are not." EB Eternal Blue Tool is a national brand product produced by NSA, and the hacker who builds a mining virus based on EB is also a master, and the virus will hijack the process to modify the file, and it can't be cleaned up at all for a while. Station 2 issued an announcement saying that 'the people have been caught, and the poison has been cleared', in fact, it is reporting good news and not bad news, the reason you know, the country and bees do not want the virus to take over. In fact, the engineers of the bees are still repairing computers, and it is obviously Shen Haibin's Sabby who is in trouble, but he asks them to help wipe his ass, and he is lying down. ”

"Fortunately, I patched it as soon as possible," Guo Ming interjected, his face full of joy.

All of 503 are bee fans, and they all watched the online live broadcast of the 233 conference, and they were also the first to learn the news of the poisoning of the exhibition hall.

"Of course I know this," Fang Junqi shook his head, "I'm talking about the girls in our school, especially those who are still using XP. Brothers, can you help them patch and kill viruses, and then form a deep friendship in the common battle, and worry that there is no chance to continue deeper?"

"There's a problem," Jin Cheng interjected, "the patches are available on the Internet, and the girls can get them by themselves, or go to the livestock in the Planning Institute and the Soft Hospital." ”

"Don't worry," Fang Junqi patted the backpack behind him, and said proudly: "I have an internal version of the bee butler here, which processes 350 files per minute, upgrades, antivirus, and repairs, and is completed in an instant, which is a hero among security tools." I'll go back to you and I'll go to the bee shop to rent a backup power supply and come back, and when the time comes, the desktop, all-in-one computer, and notebook will be eaten all, and I guarantee that you will be tired to the core!"

"What about you?" asked Jin Cheng.

"You have your forest, and I have my tree, and you will go and accompany my family. ”

"Cut!"

Along with the disdain, there were three straight middle fingers.

Before entering the cafeteria, the four of them still discussed the division of labor, Deng Shengyun went to the airport to pick up the goods, Fang Junqi went to the nearby bee intelligent world to borrow a large power bank, and Guo Ming and Jin Cheng squatted on the campus homepage and the school post 'bar' to publicize the Girls' Day activities in the 503 dormitory. ”

"In fact, you can also help them charge for free," Deng Shengyun came back from cooking, and thought of another idea, "I have a story and electricity, why don't you sit down and talk?"

To Brother Yun's surprise, this proposal not only failed to be recognized by everyone, but was ridiculed by them: "What is your story?"

Patting him on the shoulder, Fang Junqi said in the tone of a passerby: "Classmate, you must know how to play to your strengths and avoid your weaknesses." I've read all your cloud music reviews, to be honest, storytelling, jokes, these things are obviously not suitable for you, so don't force it. ”

"Huh!" Deng Shengyun was speechless for a while, and the scene fell into an eerie silence.

It didn't take long for him to shake his head, "I don't think it's appropriate, the weather is still a little cold lately." ”

He is also telling the truth, the temperature during this period is a little erratic, the day before it was 16 degrees, the next day it dropped to 9 degrees, it is really not warm.

Jumping back to the original topic, Deng Shengyun asked, "You said that the bees made the NSA fix patch for XP by themselves, how did they do it?"

Fang Junqi said while eating, "The NSA toolbox can be downloaded, and the repair patches for the 7, 8, and 10 systems have also come out. No one did it before, mainly because of interests, Microsoft has no obligation, and the third party has no motivation, after all, XP's market share is less than 10%, and the manufacturer's willingness is not strong enough. ”

"Then why did the bees do it? Just because they were slapped by the Epstein-Barr virus?"

"That's really the reason," Brother Xiao Qi smiled, "Our Ma Dong is also unlucky, he was still drinking national tea in the morning, and he was disgraced by the virus incident in the afternoon, and was teased and teased by other bigwigs and calves, and was asked by media reporters about his feelings, how can his mood be beautiful?"

After a slight pause, he pretended to be profound: "Let me tell you a secret, the XP patch, and the internal version of the bee butler, which he hand-coded when he participated in the group discussion, and sent it back after the meeting." ”

"Really?" the three of them asked in unison, not believing much.

"What am I lying to you for?" Fang Junqi looked at them with a smile, "When I first started my business, all the software of Bee was written by him alone, and the author's signature was either 'majing' or 'mj'. And this time the bee butler said that it was the internal version, just because its signature was not bee software but 'majing'. The task left for the bee software is to change the signature, modify the UI interface, repackage, test the compatibility by the way, and then change some code, and it will be officially launched tomorrow at the earliest. When the time comes, it will be clear to you that you compare the two versions yourself. ”

"Huh?" Hearing him say this, Deng Shengyun was a little troubled again, "That means those guys in the Soft Courtyard of the Planning Institute can also get the new version of the Bee Butler and the patch? Can you postpone it for a day?"

Fang Junqi was amused by his roommate and pointed to his cheek, "Dear, my face is only so big, how can people listen to me?"