[114] Poor next door, flower cat
How bad the little girl's buns are!!
Looking at Jack and Liu Yu, you can see the expressions that want to cry without tears.
After eating the little girl's buns with difficulty, Liu Yu put down the chopsticks with a little disgust, and looked at the little girl with a serious face and said, "Xinxin, make such a thing as buns, just hand it over to Aunt Mei next time, don't do it yourself, Dad will feel sorry for you tired." ”
"Yes, yes, little princess Xinxin, you can let Aunt Mei do the rough work of making dumplings and buns by herself, you just need to be responsible for Meimeida on the side. After swallowing the last bite of dough with difficulty, Jack said with deep sympathy for Liu Yu's words.
Thinking that her dad and Uncle Jack were caring about herself, the little girl said with a smile on her face, "It's not very tired, in fact, it's fun to make buns, giggles, dad is much more ....... than next time I do." ”
I'm going to go inside, and next time, do I want my stomach to go??
After a period of fright, Liu Yu hurriedly reached out to pick up the little girl, and then said with a serious face, "Xinxin, Dad and Mommy are very rich, you can just buy what you want to eat in the future, you don't need to do it yourself." ”
"Yes, yes, little princess Xinxin, whatever you want to eat in the future, Uncle Jack will buy it for you, if you can't buy it, just let your dad do it, you must not do anything to eat." Hearing Liu Yu's words, Jack hurriedly echoed.
Although she didn't eat the buns she made, the little girl still saw something from the expressions of Jack and Liu Yu.
After reaching out to pick up the last gnocchi, the little girl took a careful bite and said with a disgusted face, "It's so unpalatable, who made this bun Aunt Mei, why is it so unpalatable??"
“.........”
When everyone was speechless and the little girl was thick-skinned, the starling, who had avoided the little girl for a day, waved her wings and flew to Liu Yu's shoulder, tilting her head and laughing, "Quack, Xinxin is so thick-skinned, this dough is obviously made by yourself, quack..." ”
"I didn't make it, but the buns I made were delicious, and Dad and Uncle Jack ate my buns and they were so delicious that they cried. After glancing at the starling with a small mouth, the little girl tilted her little head sideways and retorted angrily.
Hearing the little girl's words, Jack and Liu Yu secretly said in their hearts at the same time, "Little girl, we are not, your buns are so delicious that they make me cry, and your buns are so unpalatable that they make me cry!!"
"Quack, Shin Shin cheeky, Shin Shin cheeky, Shin Shin....... Shin Shin is the cutest, Shin Shin is the most beautiful, Shin Shin is the most beautiful princess in the world!!" The starling who originally laughed at the little girl, after seeing the melon seeds in Shin Shin's hand, immediately changed his mouth and touted.
Although she was very angry that the starling laughed at herself, but after seeing the starling change her words, the little girl still let go of her little temper, and while feeding the starling, she smiled and said, "Starling, be obedient in the future, if you laugh at me again, I will let Dad buy a big cat back, hehe..." ”
"Liar, liar, you are all liars, when I lied to me and said that I would leave the island with you, you took me to eat and drink spicy food, and gave me a wife, and now I don't even have a bird's nest, hum. Thinking of Liu Yu's flickering at the beginning, the starling tilted his head and said angrily.
After reaching out and touching the starling's feathers, Liu Yu hugged the little girl and said with a smile on his face, "How can we become liars, we didn't lie to you, we didn't treat you badly, and we didn't treat you badly."
But you are a little liar, you can speak, you can understand people, and when you were on the island, you even pretended to be stupid birds for us, and I said that the title of this liar is more suitable for you to use for yourself. ”
"Liars, liars, liars, you are all liars, you say that you eat fragrant and spicy food, but you eat melon seeds and beans every day, and you say that you live in a mansion, but you sleep on the eaves of the house for a day. ”
After refuting Liu Yu a few words, the starling shook his head and said with a disappointed face, "Hey, it's difficult to marry a wife without a parrot on the island, I thought it would be fine after coming out with you, but now it's even more difficult, there are no parrots here, and there is a flower cat who wants to eat me, hey." ”
"Okay, okay, okay, don't complain, tomorrow I will ask someone to build you a small house in the backyard, and then buy you five female parrots back, and tell me what you like to eat, I will buy it back for you." Hearing the starling's complaint, Liu Yu said with a wry smile on his face.
"Human, you have to talk the talk, if you lie to me again, I will run away from home........ My mother, the flower cat is coming, help!!" In the middle of the starling's speech, a fat flower cat walked in, and the starling was so frightened that he flew up to the eaves and screamed.
Meow Meow Meow ..... Cat cat cat .... Woo woo... Whoop ..........
Seeing the starling flying to the eaves, the flower cat pounced on the empty, and kept staring at the starling under the wall, while making a burst of intimidating cat meows.
After glancing at the wall and wanting to eat his flower cat, the starling first shook his feathers and shivered, then looked at Liu Yu, and said with a serious face: "There is such a cat that wants to eat me here, do you think I can live here with peace of mind, beat it to death and eat it, otherwise I will run away from home!!"
"This dead cat is here, starlings are really not very safe, but this flower cat is ...... Forget it, let the starling accompany him to chat with the old man in the future!!"
After making up his mind in his heart, Liu Yu first asked the little girl to close her eyes, and then kicked the flower cat in the head under the incomprehensible eyes of Aunt Mei and Jack, and kicked the flower cat to death on the spot.
After kicking the flower cat to death, Liu Yu picked up the flower cat with one hand, and said with a wry smile on his face, "Starling and flower cat can only choose one of the two, so let's eat cat meat, the first cat and the second mouse, today I will cook and stew cat meat for you." ”
"This cat is next door, you just killed someone's cat, you are not afraid of people suing you, don't forget that Gome has an animal protection law. After glancing at the cat, which was no longer saved, Aunt Mei looked at Liu Yu and said with a serious face.
"I'm going to destroy the corpse now, put it in the pot and stew, and then Jack went out and threw away the garbage, if you don't say it, I won't say it, Jack won't say it, the little girl won't tell the truth, who will know, hehehe.... ”
"Okay, it's all killed, what else can I say, wait for the stew to get a little cooked, people are old and their teeth are not very good, hehehe... ”
"Okay, it must be stewed badly, there are you and the little girl at home, can I not stew a little, hehe, you just wait to eat braised tiger meat." ”
Just do it, Liu Yu first dealt with the flower cat in the pot, and then handed over the flower cat's fur and unwanted head and internal organs to Jack to throw away, and then under the expectant eyes of the little girl, he made a pot of fragrant braised cat meat.
It's just that what Liu Yu and the others never expected was that as soon as the braised cat meat was ready and served on the table, the cat owner next door came over and asked with a smile on his face, "What do you do deliciously, it's so fragrant, by the way, Xinxin, have you seen Huahua, Huahua doesn't know where to go, and she doesn't know how to go home at this time..." ”