Chapter 260: Lying Talk
There was no one in the hallway, but it would be strange if there were people in the hallway at this point. Shaking his head lightly meaninglessly, Li Jiaming took out his mobile phone and planned to check the time, but pressed the button, but the screen did not light up, he remembered that the phone was out of battery, and he didn't have a data cable and charger on him, and he didn't have time to charge it.
Finally returned to the dormitory building before the lights went out and closed in the dormitory, Li Jiaming was satisfied with the speed of his legs and feet, although he was not as good as Atletico Madrid's perverted non-human, but he was definitely strong in normal humans.
Standing outside the dormitory door, I could hear the voices of several people inside, but I couldn't push the door open. I took out the key and opened the door, and when I looked up, I saw that the three guys were already lying on their beds, chatting.
Hearing the knock on the door, the three people who were talking stopped talking one after another, got up and looked in the direction of the door, and their resentful eyes seemed to say, "Do you still know how to come back?"
"Ahem, it's so dangerous, I'm going to be locked out of the dormitory building a little later. Li Jiaming greeted with a smile.
"Second brother, we have prepared gifts for you, but what about the cake?" Liu Shumeng looked behind Li Jiaming's hand, and only saw the mobile phone in Li Jiaming's hand.
"You all brush your teeth and sleep, what kind of cake do you eat?" Li Jiaming laughed, according to the plan, after he and Tong Li spent the two-person world, he was going to bring the cake back to the three brothers in the bedroom, but there was a little accident in the middle, and the cake was beaten by them in a cake fight, so naturally he could only return empty-handed.
"I'm still waiting for your cake, the three of us are going to starve to death in the dormitory today!" said the eldest Liu Haiyang on behalf of the third and fourth children.
Today is Li Jiaming's birthday on November 1st, but now he is a family and a well-known person, so he naturally doesn't need everyone to help him celebrate his birthday. Early in the morning, Li Jiaming packed up and ran away, disappeared, and took his little boy Li to spend a happy weekend.
Everyone has long been accustomed to such results, after all, it is not the first time. It's just that according to his usual experience, he will come back at night, and it's the first time that he has had too much fun like today and stuck in the dormitory lights out time to come back. And the worst thing is that they specially saved their stomachs for Li Jiaming's birthday cake in the plan at night, and they didn't eat much at night. As a result, at 90 o'clock in the night, Li Jiaming still couldn't wait for a long time, and he couldn't get through when he hung up the phone, and the three of them almost went out to look for the missing person. Although Li Jiaming was finally contacted to confirm that this guy had no disappearance, the cream cake was naturally inedible, and the three of them could only serve a bowl of luxury beef instant noodles as a supper.
"I called you earlier to remind you to turn off the phone, and I thought you two were running away privately! It turned out that you secretly hid and ate the birthday cake before coming back!"
"Amount, accident, pure accident, today's smartphones are too power-hungry, and they will run out of power after watching a little film!"
"Those who use smartphones are good children, and they have to go home no matter how late they are, otherwise where will they go to charge? Just like our Brother Jiaming, I dare to guarantee that if his mobile phone has the built-in charger function of a copycat mobile phone, he will definitely not come back tonight." Atletico said with a smile.
"Now the idea of copycat mobile phones is really broad, and the idea of a mobile phone with an AC plug can be thought of! Liu Haiyang said.
"The plug is not very useful, the mobile phone is a mobile phone not a landline, or a mobile power bank is better. Of course, the swappable battery is the most convenient, but unfortunately you mobile phone manufacturers don't like the swappable battery design very much now. While speaking, Li Jiaming walked to his desk, found the mobile power supply placed on it, unplugged the data cable plugged in on it, changed it from the USB input to the USB output socket, and connected the other end of the data cable to the mobile phone to start charging the power supply, "Like the current mobile power supply during the day to charge the dormitory, there is actually no difference to the previous backup battery, but the backup battery only needs to open the back cover and replace it, and the mobile power supply has to be charged slowly, which feels more troublesome than changing the backup battery." β
After putting the phone away, he quickly ran to wash up, leaving only the phone on the desktop that was constantly changing colors.
"You mobile phone manufacturers" naturally said Atletico Madrid, because the mobile phone that Li Jiaming just put on the table is the latest "rainbowflower" mobile phone launched by Bee Electronics this year. Although Li Jiaming felt that the colorful LED light array behind the mobile phone was too delicate, he couldn't stop his girlfriend's request, so he still did not hesitate to abandon Nuo Ji and swaggered through the market with a cute and shiny mobile phone every day.
Rainbow flower mobile phone continues the 09 new version of the sunflower mobile phoneWIFI plus VLC, wireless plus light dual-mode LAN broadband mode, but also increased WCDMA mode of 3G network support, the performance is very powerful. Of course, in addition to the exclusive VLC light communication technology, other technologies used on it are provided by third-party manufacturers such as Qualcomm, Samsung, and BYD, and will also appear on other similar mobile phones. This is also the reason why VLC is not convenient and easy to use without WiFi, they still insist on it as a recommended standard, and emphasize these small colored lights in the exterior design.
Of course, there is also the front dual camera that has been officially approved for design patents, which together with a large number of colored lights constitute the iconic image of the bee mobile phone, so that it can maintain a good recognition on both the front and the back in the sea of straight touch screen mobile phones that are becoming more and more popular.
Atletico could only smile bitterly at Li Jiaming's complaint that mobile phone manufacturers had abandoned the design of replaceable batteries, as smartphones have larger screens and faster CPUs than traditional feature phones, which also makes them more power-hungry. This requires a larger capacity battery, but the technology of mobile phone batteries has not advanced by leaps and bounds for more than ten years, ten years ago was a polymer lithium-ion battery ten years later or a polymer battery, in the battery technology has not advanced by leaps and bounds, and the energy density has not changed, large-capacity batteries are naturally synonymous with large volume. In this way, in order to plug a larger capacity battery, on the one hand, it is necessary to increase the total volume of the mobile phone, and on the other hand, it is necessary to continuously reduce the volume of each component, and open source and reduce expenditure at the same time. However, the mobile phone cannot be larger than the palm of the hand, the larger the one-handed holding effect, and the individual parts are not reduced if you want to, so you can only start like a battery compartment.
Rainbow Flower phones also do not have a removable back cover, and naturally there is no battery designed to be removable and replaced. The biggest highlight of this mobile phone is that it occupies half of the area on the back of the "small color screen", which is actually a simple LED display, with a resolution of 40x40, which can be used to display some simple text and images, which is also convenient to see the time, text message content and view information such as incoming calls and letters, etc., to avoid high power consumption caused by frequent lighting up of the screen. And it supports playing preset patterns, so that the once popular mobile phone standby screen can be taken care of.
The dormitory headlights went out suddenly, the lights-out time officially came, and only the colorful and changing lights on Li Jiaming's desk were left in the dormitory. There is no doubt that Li Jiaming is using Tong Li's avatar as the standby screensaver of his mobile phone. Fortunately, the power consumption of these LED lights is very small, although it looks conspicuous in the dark bedroom, it is not too dazzling, at least Liu Haiyang is used to the constantly changing colors on the opposite table every night.
When Li Jiaming came back from washing, and then the faint light of the mobile phone screensaver undressed and climbed onto the shelf bed, the topic of sleeping in the dormitory returned to the state before he came back, and the protagonist of the topic was the Somali pirate who had recently been in the limelight.
Liu Shumeng said: "This Somali pirate is too crazy, isn't it? If we escort warships nearby, he dares to hijack ships, so he is not afraid of warships encirclement and suppression?"
"How can you say that you are a pirate if you are not crazy or swinging? After all, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes," Li Jiaming interjected.
"Pirates shouldn't be barefoot, right?" Liu Shumeng retorted: "Doesn't it mean that grabbing an order is millions of dollars, pirates all live in villas and drive luxury cars, and there are groups of beautiful women around them?"
"Can you bear to live in a small house of less than 10 square meters? Can you bear to watch your girlfriend and you struggle all your life and still can't afford a house? Can you bear to watch your parents shrink their clothes and diet and help you pay off the mortgage with the little pension they have? This is the place to realize your dreams. Join us and get a good salary, fully equipped, free room and board! a pair of pants, a pair of flip-flops, and an AK$47,800 base salary plus commission. All-day mobile sea view suite, more work and more rewards, as long as you do a big vote, buying a house in the metropolis is no longer a dream! Do two votes, enter the upper class, and talk directly to Obama is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate any longer, give you a piece of the sea, in exchange for the miracle of your life! Don't disturb if you are not sincere!" Atletico recited the so-called "Somali Pirate Human Resources Department Recruitment Notice" circulating on the Internet, and then asked with a smile: "What? Third brother, do you really believe that the sea view suite is well treated?"
"Actually, the pirates are doing quite ordinary," Atletico said: "It seems that it is really profitable to make a vote, Somalia is known as the Horn of Africa, the Gulf of Aden in the north is connected to the Red Sea, and the ships entering and leaving the Suez Canal have to pass under their noses, and tens of thousands of ships pass through the nearby waters every year, and a random one percent of the revenue is hundreds of millions of dollars." But in fact, this money is not easy to make at all, there are now dozens of warships from various countries escorting them, and they can only go to the surprise attack at the seam, not to say that they can grab it if they want to. It seems that one out of every 600 ships in the world will be hijacked for a huge ransom. In addition, after they get the ransom, they have to pay some profit sharing benefits everywhere and update their equipment, in fact, there is not much money left. As for this advertisement, it is even more nonsense, and it is obviously made up by netizens. β
"Pirates still want to help others share the benefits of others?" asked Liu Shumeng in surprise.
"In addition to AK and MANPADS, the pirates' main equipment is armed fishing boats and runabouts, which are useless on the ground. They can't live on floating islands for the rest of their lives like in the future water world without going ashore, and when they go ashore, they are no match for the warlord forces who drive armed pickup trucks, and of course they have to pay protection money obediently. And when they don't go to sea, they are just ordinary people mixed in the civilian pile, and they have to pay a hush money to their neighbors. In a sense, piracy has become the mainstay of Somalia's industry, the source of its GDP. β
"It's all a mess made by the Americans!" Liu Haiyang said: "The United States made Somalia a mess and killed it and buried it, but it ended up being a black hawk and fell." Clinton withdrew his troops as soon as he saw that he could not handle it, but when it came to Bush Jr., he suspected Somalia of supporting terrorism and instigated Ethiopia to overthrow the Somali military junta, and it turned out to be a mess again. β
"Hehe, in fact, this mess is not only made by the United States, but actually the mess left by the Soviet Union, of course, this pit was dug by Britain and Italy, and the Soviet Union and the United States dug this big hole even bigger. What is now Somalia was formed by the merger of British and Italian colonies after 60 years of independence. Somalia has always wanted to annex some Somali-speaking areas in Ethiopia, and in the 70s, it was mixed with the Soviet Union, relying on Soviet aid to launch the Ogaden War and invade Ethiopia. Ethiopia used to hug the thighs of the United States, and once followed Eisenhower to fight Shangganling, but then there was a coup d'Γ©tat and the emperor was overthrown, and the coup was purging the officers at that time. As soon as Ethiopia saw that the wind was not good, the United States did not take refuge in the Soviet Union, and the Soviet Union may have felt that Ethiopia had kicked the United States and had to take care of itself, so it turned to support Ethiopia and defeated the Somali invasion force. Originally, Ethiopia also wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue and counterattack Somalia, but it was stopped by the Soviet Union, which means that at that time, East Africa became the sphere of influence of the Soviet Union. As a result, in 91, the Soviet Union hiccuped itself, and the countries that followed the Soviet Union were all kinds of labors and injuries. Somalia was mired in a tribal civil war at that time, and the United States pulled the joint **** to engage in peacekeeping, but as a result, those civil war tribes opposed the joint **** together, and in the end, the peacekeeping was over. β
"The war has destroyed everything, leaving only a bunch of former soldiers and munitions, but although the place is easily accessible, there are no important strategic minerals, and the result is chicken ribs. Bush fought Afghanistan and Iraq by himself, and then brought his British cousin as a good follower, but when he fought Somalia, he paid for Ethiopia, and we can see the attitude of the United States from this. Atletico sneered: "Anyway, the United States does not look down on Somalia's rich fishery resources, and the development of the piracy industry by the Somalis is actually in line with the intentions of the US imperialists, and what they stop in the Gulf of Aden is the Asia-Europe route and the Asia-Africa route, and it has no impact on the Asian-American route and the Atlantic route." On the contrary, they can take advantage of the opportunity to sell arms, and pirates need to spend money to upgrade their equipment, and neighboring Asian countries and European countries have been punished and want to fight piracy, and they also have to buy arms, and they will get rich on both sides. Don't look at Xiao Aohei's Nobel ****** this year, in fact, the United States should fight it or how to fight it. β
After listening to Atletico Madrid say such a long paragraph with his eyes closed, Liu Haiyang retorted a little bit of language: "Atletico Madrid, you have some too conspiracy theories, right?"
"There are only interests and no friendship between countries, friendship and everything is just a faΓ§ade in the completion simulcast, and only interests really determine the relationship between countries, and it is also a big interest of more than 10 billion billion. For example, in June last year, the United Nations Security Council issued a resolution specifically on piracy, and France originally said that it was better to apply the 1816 resolution to combat all areas where piracy is rampant, but Indonesia still has some countries that have stopped doing it. Because piracy is rampant in the world not only in the Gulf of Aden, but also on the coast of West Africa, the Bay of Bengal, and Malacca. Even judging by the number of pirate attacks, Malacca piracy is actually more rampant, but they are not as high-profile as Somali pirates, robbing large ships and extorting millions of ransoms at a time. Therefore, Indonesia is afraid that other countries, such as China, will send warships over under the pretext of fighting piracy, so they oppose the expansion of the scope of application of the resolution. Finally, resolution 1816 specifically states that the international community has been invited by the Transitional Government of Somalia to fight piracy in Somali territorial waters, which is limited to Somalia and should not be regarded as customary international law. It means that one thing is discussed, and we will talk about it next time. β
"So don't look at the Somali waters, where more than 30 warships from more than 20 countries are gathered, in fact, they don't have the same heart, and they take care of their own things. As a result, the pirates were able to get their hands on it again. Liu Shumeng said: "Will our country pay the ransom this time?" Or will we directly send a warship to pay the pirate's nest?"
"The chances of armed deliverance are slim. Atletico said: "Their modern pirates, like the pirates in the novel, who occupy a hidden harbor as a base, may have existed in ancient times, but most of the pirates are for the people and for the people." When they go ashore, they are all ordinary fishermen, and they may really go to sea to catch fish when they go out on a fishing boat, until they take out the AK and bang it to beat them, so that they can be sure that they are pirates. Without the cooperation of the local political axe and police tea, and accurate intelligence support, it would have been impossible to catch people on the shore. And the Somali transitional government still has to rely on the Ethiopian army to return to Somalia, and now that Ethiopia has withdrawn, they still have to rely on the African Union peacekeeping force to support the scene, and they don't have much strength at all, and it can only be delusional to rely on them to catch pirates. β
"Does that mean that you can't find the pirate's lair, so you can only consider yourself unlucky to pay for it?" asked Li Jiaming.
"Of course, this money is generally given privately by the insurance company, because if the shipowner is not willing to pay millions of ransoms to abandon the ship, the insurance company will pay for the cost of a new ship, so it is better to give money quietly to reduce losses. There is certainly a reason why the Somali piracy industry has been able to endure for decades. β
"There is a fraud on the car and the house, I don't know if the big ship has cheated on the insurance?" Li Jiaming suddenly thought of such a question with a big brain.
There was a sudden silence in the bedroom, "Well, maybe there is, but this operation is too difficult, basically impossible." β
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