[299] Crazy, apprenticeship frenzy
Although Liu Yu is an irresponsible master, he is sincerely good to his apprentices.
In order to let Mike avoid those unnecessary unspoken rules of entertainment, Liu Yu personally brought Mike to the office of Bai Nada, and connected him with bigwigs from more than a dozen countries, and built a tacit understanding for them to earn money together.
In addition, in order to make Mike grow up more quickly, Liu Yu directly sacrificed the horse riding dance that he sang with his baby daughter, so that the horse riding dance that once shook the world was hidden as soon as he appeared.
I thought that after hiding the horse riding dance, my life could return to the previous peace, but Liu Yu brushed his teeth from home, washed his face, had breakfast, and just wanted to take the little girl and starling to the park for a walk, but the result was ..... Before they walked out of the door, the two of them were dumbfounded.
There is a large vacant land in front of Liu Yu's villa, this vacant land was originally bought by Liu Yu for the starling to take his wife to the wild, before going to bed last night, Liu Yu was sure that they were still good, but it was just a night time, the lawn of the vacant land was gone, and some were rows of tents and sleeping bags.
Starling blinked his little eyes, tilted his bird head to look at Liu Yu, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Stinky rascal, what's going on, why did you occupy the place where my wives and I were in the jungle, it's very immoral for you to do this." ”
"Don't scream, I didn't make the tent and sleeping bag outside, and I don't know what was going on like you, but I have a feeling that if I go out, I'm going to be in big trouble. After reaching out and flicking the starling's bird's head, Liu Yu looked at the tent and sleeping bag outside, and said thoughtfully.
Although I don't know what my dad and starling are talking about, the little girl's little thinking also feels the subtlety of things like Liu Yu.
After reaching out and pulling her dad's big hand, the little girl looked up at Liu Yu with her little head up, and said with a smile on her face, "Dadbi, I have a way, let's go home first, and then let the starling fly to their tent and shout, a punch daddy comes out, and then we don't know what they want to do, giggles..." ”
"This method can be had, let's go home, close the door and let the starling bite go.... Hearing the little girl's suggestion, Liu Yu immediately reached out to pick up the little girl, and closed the door and laughed while turning back into the villa.
Looking at Liu Yu with a wicked smile on his face, the starling grabbed his hair hard, and then shouted with a dissatisfied face; I'm angry with the starling, I'm angry with the starling, the stinky rascal, that idiom is to close the door and let the dog go, not to close the door and let the starling go, and this starling is on your shoulder, you still put a big-headed ghost!!"
"Well, starling, you're here, that's better, even the effort to go to the backyard is saved, starling, you fly out, shout on the tent and punch daddy out, and then fly back, go, go, come back, I'll smash nuts for you to eat." Seeing the starling on his shoulder, Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly waved his hand to the starling and urged.
Hearing that Liu Yu was going to smash nuts for himself to eat, the starling raised his paws and said with a serious face, "Ten, I want to eat ten nuts, I won't work if I don't give ten nuts, and I won't do any less than one!!"
"Go, go, go... Don't say ten, come back twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, hundred, as long as you can eat, I will smash it for you, now you are satisfied, satisfied, go out to work quickly. Hearing that the starling began to clearly mark the price again, because he knew that this product had always been a character who said he wouldn't do it, so Liu Yu could only compromise helplessly in the end.
Seeing that Liu Yu agreed to his request, the starling said with a quack smile while flying outside, "Quack... It's still good for Liu Yu, who will meet my requirements every time, unlike Aunt Mei's big villain, who threatens me at every turn and says that I want to eat parrot stewed soybeans, hum. ”
Liu Yu;⊙_⊙‖
Nima, the dead bird, always threatens me with running away from home, and is so kind to others, I want to beat it up!
When Liu Yu wanted to beat someone, the starling flew to the center of the tent, tilted his head and shouted loudly, ", everyone, look, everyone, the one-punch daddy took the little princess Xinxin out for a morning run, everyone come out quickly..." ”
After shouting, the starling didn't say a word, didn't hesitate, turned around and flew into the villa, and then flew to a big tree, looked up at the tent below with a curious face, and quietly waited for the movement below.
Like the starling, Liu Yu also hugged the little girl and hid in the middle of a big tree four or five meters high, and then followed the little girl on it, looking at the tent below with curiosity.
When the starling finished shouting, the tent and sleeping bag were very quiet, there was no movement at all, ten seconds after shouting, the tent and sleeping bag began to move, and after shouting for thirty seconds, the tent and sleeping bag instantly became lively...
"Where is the one-punch daddy, where is the one-punch daddy, no, no, no.... Master, where are you my master, I'm here, come out and take me as an apprentice, master, master... ”
"Master, master, where are you, I know you saw me, master, please, come out and take me back, I also want to integrate into that big family, I also want to be your apprentice, master.... ”
"One-punch daddy, one-punch daddy, I know you can see it, I know you must be watching us secretly nearby, this is my son Bieber, he sings and dances very well, he doesn't lack anything, but a master like you, one-punch daddy please, just accept my son, please." ”
"One-punch daddy, one-punch daddy, this is my daughter, Anweier Nana, my daughter has been learning dance since she was a child, and her singing is quite good, please, just accept my daughter, please!!"
"One-punch daddy, one-punch daddy, this is my sister, although she is thirty-two years old this year, but she is very talented, as long as you are willing to accept her, she will definitely be comparable to Mike's existence in the future!!"
"One-punch daddy, one-punch daddy, this ~ is my ~ brother ~ brother, although he is sixty-two years old, but he is very talented, he has been fighting for singing all his life, you just accept him, he will definitely be the next Elvis Presley." ”
"One punch daddy, you come out, let me introduce you, this is my wife Duras Amway, don't look at her only 350 pounds, in fact, she is very talented in dancing, I suffer a little, I will let my wife worship you as a teacher when you come out." ”
"This is my daughter!!" "This is my son!!" "This is my brother!!" "This is my sister!!" "This is my brother!!" "This is my sister!!" "This is my uncle!!" "This is my nephew!!"
In less than ten minutes, the starling's shouting directly made the outside of the villa a slave market in ancient times, some sold sons, some sold daughters, some sold younger brothers, some sold sisters, some sold wives, and some sold nephews and nieces, nephews, nieces, and nephews.
Boom... Boom.... After swallowing her saliva with difficulty, the little girl looked up at Liu Yu, and said with a scared smile, "Dad, the people below are so scary, look at that 350-pound aunt, 62-year-old grandfather, they even want to worship you as a teacher, it's so scary!!"
It's really scary outside, but what's even more scary is that Liu Yu still doesn't know what the situation is outside the gate, why even the 350-pound woman, the 62-year-old grandfather, came to say that he wanted to worship himself as a teacher.
(End of chapter)