Chapter 324: Funny Disqualification
I don't know if it's because it's dark, there are a lot fewer people on the street.
However, at the entrance of the hunting park in Marshland City, Yuxing saw a large group of people gathered.
"What's going on over there?" With curiosity, You Xing walked over and took a look.
Because there were too many people, he had to step on the back of the giant gold monster to look good.
"Speaking of Pokémon. ”
"Speaking of Pokémon. ”
"Then naturally I can't run away from the battle. A tall old man in a long undershirt was talking, and the other short old man, who looked a little older, seemed to be putting on a show.
"That's right. ”
"Do you know what I like to watch the most pokemon fight?"
"What is it?" the short man touched his head.
"That's right, it's really Weng!"
"I haven't said anything yet. ”
"Tell me what you're doing. ”
"That's right. The short man touched his head again.
"You learn a lot like that, but there's one thing you can't learn. ”
“suonansi?”
"No, you know what, there's a little head on Weng's butt. If the top head is the boss, then the bottom head is the second. In this way, sure enough, Weng has two second children. ”
"Hey, we're funny artists, but we're not talking about yellow jokes. ”
"Hahahaha!" X2
Some of the audience laughed happily, but one person had a stiff expression. Most of the people who laugh happily are children, and the elderly are smiling and talking better than nothing. However, the man with a stiff expression wore this strange mask and wore a raincoat on the upper half of his body.
Because You Xing was standing not far behind him, he heard the guy's muttering.
"It turns out that Weng has two second children? write it down and learn it again. As he spoke, he quietly took out a small waterproof notebook with leather from his raincoat and wrote it.
This performance lasted for a while, not long, not short.
Anyway, You Xing was fascinated by it, missed the time when the police station closed, and forgot about business.
After the performance, the crowd dispersed. The artists also walked back to the backstage and began to remove the makeup, and the props were cleaned up.
Only the masked guy was still sitting on the ground, thinking.
You Xing ignored this strange man, and walked straight into the backstage, wanting to see what the backstage was like, because the police station could also go tomorrow, and he could spend a night in the elf center, and if he couldn't, he could go to the hunting park to stay, but he had a ranger certificate, although it had expired.
Entering the backstage, You Xing saw the two elderly artists who were performing a comedy just now sitting together, sighing for a long time.
"Hey, old man, did you say that the comedy show is going to decline. ”
"Perhaps, no one has come to learn comedy these days, the young boys are running to fight with enthusiasm, and the pretty girls have other things to do, only we old bones are still sticking to comedy. ”
As the two men talked, the atmosphere began to become pessimistic.
At this time, the footsteps of You Xing alarmed the two people.
"Oh, is it a fan?" the tall man was very excited, and quickly took out a pen, but he couldn't find the paper after looking for a long time.
The short man came up with an idea and gave a look: "Isn't it okay to just sign on the clothes?"
"Great idea!"
The two of them have a sharp eye for each other, and everything is in plain sight.
You Xing came over at this time and found that the two old men were looking at him with a smile and felt strange.
"Come on, young man, did you come to see us perform? Thank you so much for your support! This is a reward for you!" the tall old man put his arm around You Xing's shoulders directly, and You Xing was stunned for a moment.
"Clams?"
"That's right, thank you so much, there aren't many young people who like to watch funny dramas these days. The short man found that he couldn't reach the shoulders of the wandering star, so he had to rub his hands and echo it.
The two sang and harmonized, and before You Xing could figure out the situation, they signed their names on You Xing's clothes.
"Wocao, what are you doing?!I didn't bring much clothes with me when I came out this time!" You Xing quickly pulled away, touched his clothes, and found that it was a special marker, and after he couldn't wipe it off at all, he was even more desperate.
"Huh?" X2 The expressions of the two old drama bones froze.
"Aren't you fans?"
"I don't think so. ”
"Then we're doing something wrong. ”
"It seems like yes. ”
TWO PEOPLE KNELT ON THE GROUND ORZ. Comedy Fans-1.
At one point, the mood was very low.
"Hurry up, old men, can't I compensate you?" You Xing saw the exaggerated behavior of the two artists, and he didn't know if he had offended them. But I thought about it in my heart, but I said it casually: "Damn, if someone else sees this and says that I am bullying the elderly, then I will not be allowed to go to the newspaper? ”
At this time, the tall artist was still thinking about it: "I'm really sorry that I ran out to touch porcelain as an old man." ”
"I'm so sorry. The short man chimed in.
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Suddenly, the tall man jumped up and shouted, "I thought of it, I'll use this for tomorrow's joke!"
You Xing looked at the two old men hugging each other and crying with joy, embarrassed.
"It looks like I made a mistake here. Thinking so in his heart, You Xing turned around and planned to leave.
"Ah, wait. Don't go, benefactor!" Before he could leave, he was stopped by a short artist.
You Xing's footsteps trembled, and he almost fell.
"Benefactor?" You Xing was surprised.
The two old fellows glanced at each other, and both scratched their heads a little embarrassed.
"Contemptible blue sky skin. ”
"Under Chubby. ”
I don't know for what reason, the two old artists began to officially report themselves, and they seemed to be very serious.
"The grace of memes, toothless and unforgettable!"
"Don't don't, get up quickly!" Seeing the two old guys suddenly kneeling down, You Xing hurriedly stepped forward to help.
After helping them up, You Xing asked them why. At this time, You Xing finally figured out one thing.
"Ahem, I was so excited just now. In fact, my old partner and I recognized you from the moment we saw you. Right?" said the tall Blue Sky Pipsqueak and glanced at the short little chubby.
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
"Your Excellency is the champion of the last year, you are really a young hero. Blue Sky Pippi praised Youxing.
You Xing blushed and said, "Where?" but his neck was about to rise.
"Ahem, actually, the two of us have liked elf fighting since we were children, but we don't have that talent, no matter how hard we work, we can only stop at the knockout round, so we actually envy you. Later, by mistake, we embarked on the road of comedy. ”
"Yes, that's right. ”
The two men were talking and talking, as if they remembered something. But I couldn't say anything.
You Xing frowned and asked, "By the way, how did you recognize me at first sight?"
Qingkong Pippi and Chubby Ding glanced at each other again, and said in unison, "Are there any other people in this world with crab hairstyles?"
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Comedy Fans-1.
After a little more communication, You Xing learned that these two guys were on a public tour recently, and they planned to rely on this format to save the popularity of the comedy. It is said that they will be judges in two days, and it seems that they are in Zhuqing City.