Chapter 762: The Script of the Dick Silk Engineering Dog

Li Junge slapped his thigh: "Okay! This is fun!"

A shout scared a few people, Si Xingzhun almost flew out of his notebook, turned around and scolded: "Dead two skins! People are scary and scared to death, do you know!"

Wu Zhiqiu also scolded: "That's it, Mom almost scared him out of Xiang when he guarded the cornfield, and he came again!"

Li Junge laughed: "I want to sabotage agricultural production in my Lijiagou, hehehe, have you asked me if this contractor has?!"

Si Xingzhun said: "Erpi, don't make trouble! Do you think our idea is brilliant?"

Li Junge was serious: "No, it's a waste of so much empty land." ”

Wu Zhiqiu said with a smile: "It's really not wasteful, we will plant alfalfa in the vacant land, and then we will make green storage feed with straw, or return it to the field." There is also nitrogen fixation. ”

Li Junge said: "Well, even if this is the case, it will waste half of my field, and who will pay for half of the harvest?"

Si Xingzhun looked at Li Junge, and really didn't want to pay attention to him: "I'll pay for it!"

Li Junge slapped his face: "Well, okay! The director is really not bad for money, so let's just do it." ”

Where did Si Xingzhun know how much vegetable oil cost a pound, and said: "That's okay, here you go!"

Still Miao Wa couldn't stand it: "Xiao Zhun, you stupid donkey, one acre of rape is more than 1,000 income, even if the 500 acres of land are all planted, that is, 600,000 things, even if the selenium-rich bonus, it will only be 1.2 million if it is doubled." Piva, this is a sky-high price, waiting for you to land on the ground to pay back!"

Si Xingzhun was stupid: "So dark?"

Li Junge coughed: "Classmate Miao Wa, your math level has risen with the help of Adai at the same table." But don't forget that you are still a member of the group, please submit two reviews to the board of directors after class, one essay title is "On the Importance of Abiding by the Group's Trade Secrets", and the other is "On the Business Ethics of Never Tearing Down the Boss's Desk". ”

Miao Wa waved her hand disappreciatively: "You can pull it down, bully Xiao Zhun like this, but he is Li Jiagou's hairy son-in-law." ”

Li Junge laughed: "This is the point, Miao Wa, you know a fart, charge him 10 million, of which 1 million is the capital, and 9 million is the hush money!"

Si Xingzhun's face turned white with fright: "Stop, stop, I beg you, Erpi, let's talk about farming, we talk about farming." ”

Li Junge smiled and said, "Boss Xu, how much benefit have you received?"

Xu Si said with a smile: "It's no good, it's just that Xiao Zhun owes me a favor, and he is not allowed to shirk if he has something to do with him in the future." ”

Li Junge looked at Si Xingzhun with a smile.

Si Xingzhun arched his hand: "If you have it, you can do the same, right?"

Li Junge stretched out his hand and made a false grasp gesture in the air: "Received!

The rest of the agricultural workers, you look at me, I look at you, and my heart is full of an urge to blurt out a sentence.

The most annoying thing is playing dumb riddles!

It's troublesome to plant this land, and the driver has to install an APP on the mobile phone, and then open it and put it in front of the driver's platform, and the screen is a real-time navigation, indicating where to turn, and there are warning prompts when the route is deviated.

Then the walkie-talkie of the forest ranger was collected and used, Su Guanhai also released a drone, and the graphics processing software played a real-time image, and there was a translucent layer with a maze pattern on it, on which dozens of machines drew a trajectory, and at a glance, it was inseparable from the trajectory simulation system.

At the beginning, there were a lot of jokes about transplanting rape, but fortunately, the operators were all young people from Lijiagou and college students from Agricultural University, and the degree of acceptance was relatively high.

Li Junge also got into a car, first drove the car to sprinkle seeds along the alfalfa route, and then planted rape seedlings along the rape route after sprinkling.

The villagers who crowded on the edge of the greenway to watch the excitement couldn't figure out whether it was rape or dragon dance?

But the speed is really fast, forty cars, two hundred and fifty acres of land, and the sun has already taken care of one side before the sun sets.

Then the old friends were all arrested by Li Junge and went to Tiren Garden to drink. Good beef, good mutton, good muntjac meat.

However, Si Xingzhun couldn't go, and he had to shoot the night scene at night, saying that every minute was money.

Li Junge couldn't help but beep: "It's money every minute, and you still play with my rape field?"

Si Xingzhun waved his hand: "I won't come tomorrow, I'll leave it to you and Lao Su, if something happens, you are the only one who asks!"

Li Junge said: "You can rest assured to shoot your scene, and I'll do the rest for you, really don't go?"

Si Xingzhun said: "I really can't go, you eat and drink well, why don't you send me a box lunch tomorrow?"

Li Junge said that okay, and then remembered something: "By the way, I don't need the yacht, you can call me at any time if you want to use it." ”

A few people said goodbye to Si Xingzhun, and then went back to Tiren Garden Hi Beer.

Beef and mutton muntjac meat are all high-end goods, then a pot of red mushroom water, imitating the eating method of shabu shabu in the north, planed into thin slices to eat the original taste.

The dipping dish is tofu milk sauce, minced garlic, minced green pepper, sesame oil, coriander, chopped green onion, simple and simple, but the taste is really good.

In fact, it is a little early to eat shabu-shabu, so the old people in the family are reluctant to eat this, so a few young people are fooling around in the courtyard.

Alimu is much better now, plus Boss Xu's psychological comfort effect is at the same level as walnuts, and there is no pork at this table, so they eat together.

During the banquet, Boss Xu asked about Alimu's painting, and Alimu went to take out his small painting folder and show it to Boss Xu.

The sketch of the big eel jumping out of the water made Boss Xu sigh repeatedly: "I didn't have this level when I was six years old, and I caught it really well in this instant!"

Li Junge took it, and there were two oracle bone inscriptions "big fish" below, and then there was an oracle bone "wood", and then there was the date, which was decent.

Boss Xu flipped over a few more photos, either the hemp head was about to take off, or the white yawn, and he couldn't help but applaud.

Li Junge stopped Boss Xu: "Don't exaggerate too much, how old Alimu is." ”

Boss Xu was very disdainful: "I can't talk to you art idiot about one place, you didn't find that Alimu is a dynamic moment? What does this mean, it shows that he is good at observation and memory, how well he captures fleeting scenes, tsk, you look at the muscles under the feathers of the hemp head, eh, how about I take him back to Shudu to cultivate?"

Li Junge said: "It's just you, you can learn to tie your shoes first." ”

After speaking, he didn't bother to pay attention to him, and raised his beer to salute Su Guanhai: "Brother Guanhai, this time it's a life-saver, come on, come on, do it first as a respect!"

Su Guanhai walked with him and said, "Don't don't, the system is there, but how did you get this brain? How could you think of using such a method to deal with terrorists?

After speaking, he scolded: "Lao Tzu almost killed you! I was so nervous at the time, but how did you shut me up, I just told Xiao Rong to shut up, so I ......"

Li Junge smiled: "So what?"

Su Guanhai shuddered: "So...... And so it ...... Sold into slavery......"

Li Junge quipped: "Ouch! I said how people look like dogs this time! The hairstyle has also changed, and the style of glasses has also changed." Tsk tsk, jeans sneakers with a casual suit, the shirt inside is so slim. The name brand of this body is still low-key, if it weren't for the girl's conditioning, I Li Zi wrote upside down!"

Su Guanhai's face was flushed: "Drink and drink, talk about business, talk about business." ”

Li Junge joked: "What's the right thing? It's the right thing for a man to get married and a woman to get married." ”

Su Guanhai said: "Don't make trouble!

Li Junge asked, "What's the matter?"

Su Guanhai said: "There is a German film company that wants to put the story of the Munich attack on the screen, and somehow it came to my company, and wants to buy the whole story, especially those video materials, do you want to sell it to them?"

Li Junge asked, "How much do they offer?"

Su Guanhai said: "Three million euros. ”

Li Junge was excited: "Sell it! Brother Guanhai, think about it, the film and television companies that neither the Delane Group nor the Mehian Hawk Group can stop, and I don't believe it without the promotion of the German government behind this! Their politicians definitely want such a film to boost people's hearts!"

"Anyway, didn't you build a model! Then you don't need to show them real people, just show them 3D little white materials! ”

"The medals in the media are all German citizens, so they have to make up their brains, and when the time comes, we can hide even deeper. ”

Su Guanhai was beautiful: "Really, then let me tell you how my script is?!"

Li Junge was shocked: "Script? You? Do you still have this ability?"

Su Guanhai was bubbling: "I've already thought about the plot, I'll see if it's okay...... I,Ah no male lead.,The male protagonist was a dick engineering student at the University of Berlin at the beginning of the movie.,Can this be had?"

Li Junge said, "Wait...... How do I feel like this is a series you've been obsessed with since college......"

Su Guanhai said: "Don't make trouble......! Then when I used a drone to follow and secretly photograph Bai Fumei of the sports department who I had a crush on in the park, I was discovered by Bai Fumei, and then called the police and was arrested. ”

Li Junge interrupted: "Routines, don't play routines that you don't know......"

Su Guanhai didn't care: "Then I met a rude problem and the police came to investigate me, well, and then after the beauty knew that I was true love for her, she generously forgave me and gave me her phone number......"

Li Junge faintly felt that he seemed to have eaten something bad, and his stomach began to feel a little uncomfortable.

Su Guanhai continued: "By the way, the beauty had to have a boyfriend before. Well, the rich, handsome and talented kind, it must be, the sports are even better, he drives a Ferrari to play basketball, and there are a bunch of girls on the basketball court who are at him...... Well, in short, it's the kind of Prince Charming's dream lover......"

Li Junge not only felt sick to his stomach now, but even his head began to feel a little dizzy, as if he had opened his station and seen countless similar routines.

Su Guanhai completely ignored Li Junge, whose face was already a little pale: "Well, then when the crisis came, the beauty and his boyfriend happened to be trapped in the building. The beautiful woman discussed with her boyfriend to fight back, but the boyfriend was so frightened that he was about to pee......"

At the critical moment, the students took the initiative to find the problem police and proposed a plan to solve the incident with drones and a system developed by themselves. ”

"Then many plots unfolded, and in the end, the boss of the police was wise and decided, and the students went deep into the tiger's den to shine, and Bai Fumei tacitly cooperated and succeeded in ......one fell swoop."

Li Junge suddenly felt his stomach start churning.

Resisted the discomfort and protested: "Your story is too white, isn't it? The dick man is as weak as a chicken, why does he suddenly have the audacity to shine? This itself is unreasonable!"

Su Guanhai has been deeply immersed in it, looking at the sky with his eyes: "Why can't you ...... Xiao Zhun often said that reality is always more bizarre than drama! Screenwriters can always find reasons, such as ...... Like what...... Ah, the power of love!"

Li Junge was stunned: "The power of love is not Popeye's spinach!

Su Guanhai didn't seem to hear it at all, and he touched his chin and continued to be nymphomaniac: "Hmm...... In the end, Bai Fumei also saw the cowardly nature of Gao Fushuai in the crisis incident, and discovered the sense of responsibility, creativity, and true love for her embodied in the critical moment of the dick silk man, so she kicked off Gao Fushuai and chose to be with Dick Si, what a perfect plot......"

Li Junge's eyes straightened, and his lips trembled slightly: "Is it over? I'm ready to vomit when it's over, and I'll bear it again if it's not over, lest I have to vomit a second time......

Su Guanhai said with a smile: "It's endless, it's a classic in the end! Finally, after this dick is cleaned up and dressed up, ouch is so handsome! Eh, and then you say it's a coincidence? Bai Fumei's father's high-tech company has also taken a fancy to the prospects of this system! Not to mention marrying his daughter to him, he also hired him as the company's CTO!"

Hearing this, Li Junge finally collapsed completely, and he couldn't hold back, and suddenly twisted his hair and made a voice that was the same as Su Guanhai's last letter.

"Vomit ......"