Chapter 18: Three Sessions

"I heard that Hu was imprisoned for theft. "Feng Mi Chu Dao.

Cui Hu was upset by the Hu family's affairs, and wanted to take him to the tavern, but when he heard the news, he hurried back to the mansion again.

Jing Diyi crossed Erlang's legs, ate a mouthful of snacks, turned two pages of the book, and read the miscellaneous notes he bought. She had a good time shopping today, a room full of loot was piled up on the table and stool, and there was no place to sit, Feng Michu took the things on the stool, "Shouldn't you ask the maid to come in and clean up?" ”

Jing Diyi said without raising his head, "I bought a bag of cakes, but I couldn't tell which bag it was, I opened it for a while, found it and asked someone to clean it up." As for the Hu family, if the things are returned to their original owners, there will be no such prison. You say I should ask someone to put two rats into the cell, these rats can bite people, and if you accidentally get sick and die in the prison, that is also the providence of your side. ”

"The Hu family really deserves some lessons, but after all, it is the housework of the Cui Mansion......"

Jing Diyi glanced at him, "I know, Brother Feng naturally thinks that the women in the inner house are jealous, and those are trivial things. You don't think there's any need to pay attention, otherwise Cui Hu wouldn't have married so many women, and you didn't advise. Do you also think in your bones that a man should have three wives and four concubines?"

This is an extremely sensitive topic, Feng Mi thought that he had to answer carefully, lest Jing Diyi be dissatisfied, he had to go to the study at night, "Miss Mingjian, I have never thought about it like this, I can swear to the sky." ”

Jing Diyi raised her eyebrows, "I didn't think about it like this, that's the best, but even if you once thought so, I have a big belly, as long as Brother Feng doesn't have such thoughts in the future, I guarantee that Fengfu must be a happy house." By the way, except for your former fiancΓ©e, there are no romantic debts that I don't know, if one day a woman suddenly says that it is your confidante who comes to the door and begs me to take it in, do I stay or rush. ”

Feng Michu only thought that he really needed to be cautious when he spoke, he just said a word, which led to the three triings, "There is no concealment." ”

Jing Diyi threatened, "It's good that I didn't hide it, my cooking skills are not good, but the knife work is a unique skill, and the knife in the hand is a matter of moments, Brother Feng, you have seen it." ”

Feng Mi laughed at the beginning.

It is estimated that more than half of this big bag is eaten, her appetite is getting longer, day and night seem to be resting, I really can't remember when her mouth has stopped, he hugged Jing Diyi to his lap, "It seems to be heavy?"

"What, if you're fat, you dislike it?"

"I don't dare to dare to give me the guts. ”

Jing Diyi winked at him, "Or guess what kind of flesh grows on my body, if you guess correctly, there will be a reward." Feng Michu looked carefully, the face was still the same, not a single point increased, not a point subtracted, and the hand was also ...... Jing Diyi saw that he didn't see it for a long time, and prompted, "Didn't I say that I have a big belly, Brother Feng, are you getting more and more stupid." ”

He was stunned for a long time, then put his hand on her stomach, the slight arc fit perfectly with his palm, and then a burst of laughter, "How long?"

I wanted to wait for him to find out by himself, but he was observant of everything, but he was a little dull in one aspect, even if he was a father, he was still dull, "For more than three months, I have to follow me more, I beat by me, I scold by me." ”

Feng Michu was extremely happy, and his eyes were smiling, "Hasn't your husband always been so compromised." ”

"Ma'am. "Yinying is reporting outside," someone from the Chen Mansion came, saying that Pingle had abdominal pain, and wanted to ask his wife to come over to the mansion to help take a look. ”

Jing Diyi said, "Let Chen Musheng go to the doctor." ”

"I said I had asked for it, but I couldn't do anything. ”

Feng Michu interceded, "Didn't you say that raising a child at the age of 100 is often worried about ninety-nine, no matter how annoying Pingle is, for Mu Sheng's sake, let's take this trip, if something happens to Pingle, the saddest thing is Mu Sheng." Jing Diyi was silent, after so many days, he knew that most of her anger had disappeared, but she just needed someone to push her behind, "I'll go and carry the medicine box for Miss." ”

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Pingle's face was pale, and she felt that her stomach was like Nezha's troubles in the East China Sea and didn't stop all night, she had already run to the thatched house seven times, all of which broke her previous record of diarrhea, and now her legs are weak, and if she continues like this, she will probably die in the toilet. Jing Diyi was checking her pulse, and Pingle asked, "Am I poisoned and dying?"

Jing Diyi turned his head and glared at Chen Musheng, the latter avoided his gaze weakly, Pingle just ate his stomach, he made this strategy and deceived Jing Diyi, but also wanted to reconcile his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Pingle thought that he was still so young, and he had no children to give birth, so he would have to see the king of Hades, and he cried out loudly, "Mu Sheng, if I die, you have to remember that you have always used the dishes, chopsticks and pillows that I have been using to bring them to my funeral, I am afraid that I will not be used to other ones underneath." You can take a concubine, but you have to keep a funeral for me for twenty years, and then you will pay it when you are done. ”

Jing Diyi said, "With her brain, it is a waste of my medicinal materials to be cured, I don't think I will linger, give her a bowl of croton, and she will be killed." ”

Pingle cried even louder, "Why are you so poisonous, I'm going to die, and I haven't said a good word yet." ”

Chen Musheng said, "Mother, Pingle really knows that he is wrong, it's just that he can't pull his face and admit his mistake with you, forgive her, there will be no next time." He glanced at Pingle.

Pingle was also angry before, Qijing Diyi's words, thinking that if you don't get along with each other when you die old, you won't get along, but after a few days, she will compare her heart to her heart, if Yinyin is her child, someone takes her out of the house without her consent, she will also be angry and anxious, plus Mu Sheng also said to her, Pingle said awkwardly, "I know it's wrong, really." Can you forgive me? I really like Yinyin, if others want to hurt her, I definitely won't allow it, and I won't hurt her myself. ”

Chen Musheng said, "Mother, how can there be an overnight feud between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law." ”

"I'm sleepy, I'm going back to rest. Jing Diyi warned, "Chen Musheng, next time you play tricks with me, I will screw your head off." ”

Pingle saw that Jing Diyi didn't give her a needle, and second, he didn't prescribe a prescription for her, thinking that the medicine stone was useless, but whether she was poisoned or what's wrong, she should also know how she was about to die, Pingle's face twitched, and his stomach hurt again.

Chen Musheng saw that Jing Diyi was gone, and was about to chase him out, but Pingle grabbed him, "Quick, carry me to the thatched house." "She's going to pull it for the eighth time.

Jing Diyi stretched out her hand and twisted Feng Michu's waist fiercely, "You and him teamed up to deceive me, so bold." ”

"Madame is wronged, I don't know. ”

"If she is used by the Queen Mother again......"

Feng Mi Chu said, "The bloody case in Fengfu, I won't let it happen again." On the day I got married, I told myself that I would protect my wife and children, I would protect you, protect Yinyin, Pingle is a very simple person, just cut off the root. ”

It's worth savoring, "What do you mean?"

Feng Mi smiled, "Miss guess, guess right, there is a reward." ”