[179] The stories of brothers are all for fun
Li Yuan and Lulu Eel came and went in a hurry, not because they didn't give Liu Yu face, but because they really had something to leave.
After sending Li Yuan and Lulu Eel away, Liu Yu and the four of them turned on the walkie-talkie they had prepared before in the car, and drove towards their destination unhurriedly while chatting and laughing in the car.
When the car was halfway there, Liu Yu picked up the walkie-talkie and asked with a smile on his face, "Tsunashi Jiro, didn't you say before, how many girls are in Reben, how many women in Xia Hua are not good, and how many women in Xia Hua are not good, and you swore that you would never marry a woman in Xia Hua, hehehe..." ”
"Hey, don't say it, it's all tears if you talk too much. ”
After sighing a few words with the walkie-talkie, Tsunakujiro continued to drive forward, and explained helplessly, "At the beginning, I was tricked by my wife, and when we first met, she said that her name was Hanai Yuanyuan, a native Japanese girl, and we were quite able to talk at the time, plus she and I were both interested in each other, and then we naturally got together."
Later, after we lived together, she accidentally conceived a child without taking protective measures, and we had already planned to be together for the rest of our lives, so we discussed getting married.
When the Civil Affairs Bureau was about to get the certificate, I saw that what she took out turned out to be Xia Hua's ID card, and it was not until this time that I knew that my wife was Xia Hua girl, a Xia Hua girl who spoke hot language more fluently than me.
She really likes me, I really like her, plus she already has my baby in her belly, so I put aside the original vow and jumped into the grave of love without hesitation, hehehe... ”
"Damn, Tsunajiro, you bastard lied to me, last time I said that your wife was arranged by the family, and you didn't dare to resist to be with her, tsk... People's hearts are not ancient!!" After listening to Jiro's explanation, without waiting for Liu Yu to continue asking, Muzi Jiuyang's voice took a step forward and came out of the walkie-talkie.
Hearing Muzi Jiuyang's words, Tsunajiro first shook his head helplessly, and then took the walkie-talkie and explained with a wry smile, "Don't you say that, do I want to tell you the truth, I was tricked by my wife, married a tigress and went home, and then I was laughed at by you, hum." ”
"Hahaha.... Retribution, retribution, this is the retribution of big words, I made you swear that I would not marry Xia Hua girl in this life, but now it's okay, retribution is coming, hahaha.... In the face of Outline Jiro's explanation, Liu Yu, Muzi Jiuyang, and Sato Xiaomo all picked up the walkie-talkie and teased mercilessly.
Retribution is retribution, anyway, as long as you can be with her for a lifetime, the tigress will be a tigress, hehehe...
After answering himself in his heart, Tsunajiro picked up the walkie-talkie and asked with a wicked smile on his face, "Muzi Jiuyang, you said that I broke my oath, what about you, how did you get caught by your blonde lioness, let's hear it, hahaha..." ”
"Eh, why did you get involved with me, I really don't have any topics here, the two of us got drunk at a party, and then got married when we had children, and we didn't even have to fall in love. Thinking of the embarrassment of his husband and wife together, Muzi Jiuyang pretended to be calm and drove the car, and said in a free and easy tone on the walkie-talkie.
"There's a ghost! If you're drunk, you'll have a child, and there's definitely a story in it, let's talk about who picked up whom, hehehehe... As soon as Muzi Jiuyang's words fell, on the other side of the walkie-talkie, there was the laughter of Liu Yu, Outline Jiro, and Sato Xiaomo.
Mu Zi Jiuyang didn't hide too much from his brother, and after thinking about it, he took the walkie-talkie and said with a smile, "Okay, it's actually me who is making a difference, I fell in love with her first, and after I fell in love with her, I deliberately poured her into drinking, and then hehehe, you know." ”
"Fuck, love beast, such a lewd attention, you don't even teach us, you TM is simply not human. After listening to Muzi Jiuyang's explanation, the other side of the walkie-talkie immediately heard the screams of Liu Yu and the three of them again.
A group of bastards, ten years later, are still like this, hehe....
After a wry smile, Muzi Jiuyang continued to drive forward, holding the walkie-talkie and laughing, "Hey, hey, Sato Xiaomo, now everyone's secrets have been announced, now your little secret has to be told too, let our brothers have a good time, hahaha..." ”
"It was a stormy night, and I felt bored alone after dinner, so I took an umbrella and walked alone in the rain, walking, walking, and suddenly I saw her hiding from the rain in a newspaper stop.
Her name was Black Star Luoluo, and she was a mixed race from India, tall, thin, with brown hair tied in a cute ponytail, and she had two cute little dimples when she laughed, so I was obsessed with watching her in the rain.
Since it was raining heavily and everyone in the neighborhood was gone, she quickly spotted me in the rain, and was the first to smile at me, beckoning to me, and letting me go to her.
Seeing her smile at me and waving at me, I walked towards her stupidly with an umbrella as if I had been hooked, and then... You are not allowed to laugh when you say it, and then she threw me down with a fall on my back and ran away with my umbrella. Thinking of himself and his ex-ex-girlfriend, Sato Xiaomo slowly slowed down his car, and with the sweetness of memories, he smiled into the microphone.
"Puff puff..... Hahaha.... Retribution, retribution, let you always hold us, now retribution is coming, hahaha... Keep going, don't stop, hurry up. Hearing that Sato Xiaomo was beaten, Liu Yu, Tsunajiro, and Muzi Jiuyang on the other side immediately heard a burst of heartless laughter.
Sato Xiaomo, who knew what kind of personality his brother was, shook his head with a wry smile, and then continued to say with a smile, "At that time, I thought that after she ran away, the fate between me and her was probably broken.
However, what I never expected was that we met again the next afternoon.
But this encounter was not very good, she was originally eating barbecue with her friends in my store, but when she saw me walking towards her, she actually gave me a back fall again, and then under the stunned eyes of everyone, she pulled a few of her friends and ran away in front of me again, hehehe...... ”
"Bastard, keep talking, you stop and laugh a fart... Hearing Sato Xiaomo stop again in the middle of speaking, the other side of the walkie-talkie immediately came again, and the dissatisfied shouts of Liu Yu and the three of them came.
(End of chapter)