Shi Lu really couldn't say Gou Wei's good luck, and he was still full of doubts, and he always felt that something was wrong. Is there a fool in this world, just if you are a smart person, you are willing to throw three thousand and three thousand for nothing.

"Didn't you really sell two antique jars? Our big pine forest has big landowners of my grandfather's generation, and most of them are antiques. ”

"Where did you want to go. Some antiques were smashed as early as the time of the great turmoil, and they can still mess with the people. Besides, the jar was moved back that year when the two of us went to town and took advantage of people's attention. ”

"Ahem!"

Shi Lu almost choked, a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat was very uncomfortable, he kept spitting and coughing, coughing urgently, picking up a handful of grass and throwing it at Gou Wei without a head.

"You're embarrassed to say it, and you're still shameless. It's glorious to be a thief, right, I was killed by you, I never stole anything when I was so old, that was the only time, and I was chased by the boss for a few miles. You're good, you have no face and no skin, and when you saw that the boss was chasing me and there was no one at the stall, you went to steal one again. It's a shame to think about it!"

Shi Lu didn't expect that his brother would be so thick-skinned, and he could actually use the thief's deeds as glory to promote, and he didn't know how he could say it.

"Brother, haven't you heard of a saying: thieves make a living, thieves steal the country?"

"If you don't learn and don't know, you don't have culture. This is called 'those who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will wait.' ’”

"Anyway, it's a monkey or a cat. You and I are not people in the same world, you don't have to worry about food or clothing. I'm different, I need to pickle peppers and lack jars. ”

"Well, don't talk about it. I really don't know how to look at you normally, why do you just hug the jar in front of the boss and leave, and you want me to hug one and follow. I thought I gave the money? How do you know that you are a thief in the open, ah no, it is a robbery. ”

Shi Lu was angry when he thought about it, he was usually an honest person, why did he become so stinky and shameless at that moment?

"Hehe, get used to it. Since your family moved to the provincial capital, I don't even have a place to eat, when I go to school, I dig a sweet potato when I pass by the sweet potato field and bury it and burn it, and when I go to school, I take it out and eat it just when it is cooked. People hang on the fruit trees that say 'I will pay for the consequences if I have applied pesticides', and I will pick a pile and put it in the ditch for a few days to eat.

The happiest thing is not to worship ancestors in the past, and the big fish and meat on the grave and the fruit are not taken away. Their ancestors always had to keep some after eating, and I usually ate it. However, the taste is really not good, it is too unpalatable. ”

"Evil!"

Shi Lu almost vomited out of lunch, stood up and kicked two feet at Gou Wei and turned around and left, ignoring it, this is no cure.

"Hey, brother, you're gone. Stop talking, stop listening to stories?

What a pity, another one that made me tell half the story. Hey, this is to suffocate my old Wei?"

Sample, want to dig me to cure my disease, I can't kill you if I'm disgusting, what about being a fool? Gou Wei stretched his hand to the top of his head, and the blue sky and white clouds were in a good mood. There are very few bugs in this place, and it's time to sleep!

Before he could fall asleep, Shi Lu ran back again. Gou Wei was so anxious that he really wanted to say disgustingly: If you are not sick, you don't need to be treated; if you are sick, you are also poor, and you can be cured by giving money.

"Xiaowei, there's a letter from your school!"

"Beauty, I'm not free if it's not a beauty, I'm dreaming of a beauty, that long thighs and thin mouth!"

"Don't dream, just your spare parts, the beauty has nothing to do with you. Official letter from the school!"

"It's because I don't have a chance to dream, and I am young when I have a dream!

What? ”

Gou Wei still had to be poor, and when he heard that it was an official letter, a carp hurriedly stood up, but he still didn't get up, and fell harder. Crawled up, snatched it, tore it open, looked at it three lines at a glance, and looked at it repeatedly.

"It's over, my beautiful and comfortable life is over! Go back to school to hand in the internship report, and then wait for the assignment! A beautiful life starts here, I'm going to be a teacher!

It's better to be a school with no principal at the top and few students at the bottom!"

"Comfort, you are pursuing comfort to death!"

Shi Lu saw that this lazy old brother had no ideals and no pursuits, cowardly and shameless, and felt that in addition to discovering the new shortcoming of Gou Wei's shamelessness today, his idea of changing him was completely frustrated, and his tone was added to the urgency. can't be forced too urgently, in case he jumps off the cliff and doesn't die and changes to the water.

"Birth, old age, sickness, death and disability, there are few who can die comfortably. This is the greatest pursuit of my life!"

Why is this face so thick? Why don't you rub into the big pine forest, and the village will get rid of poverty and become rich -- the mountain will be smoothed out by the face, and the road will be opened. If you want to get rich, you have to build roads, don't you?

Shi Lu couldn't help but want to pour some cold water on him, and it was unacceptable to fight this kind of comfortable thought.

"Do you think you'll be able to get a diploma?

"What the hell. Although I can't do anything, I only have one thing - good academic performance. What can I do?"

"Your internship report needs to be stamped by the internship unit, right? Although you found it yourself, haven't you already reported to the school? Can you get the stamp? Hehe!"

Shi Lu wanted to hit him until he was completely skinless and then help, this was the last chance to save him from his stinky disease, and the opportunity could not be missed! Gou Wei was indeed shocked, how could he forget about this stubble? No wonder Gong Qianwu, that old turtle, dared to bully people like this, it turned out that I had a handle to pinch in his hand.

"I'm afraid of a fart, the mountain people have their own tricks!"

"Go back and beg him, will they help you?"

"Cut, I deliberately received two blank sheets of paper when I stamped last time. I'll look for it, it should still be there!"

This is okay, isn't this fake? Shi Lu couldn't refute it and said no, this is not to cure the disease and save people, but to stab people with a knife, and hurt the feelings of his brothers, Shi Lu really doesn't want to do it!

When he went home, Gou Wei rummaged through the odds and pieces and didn't find those few pieces of broken paper, so he was so anxious that he sat on the wooden sill and held an ungrown sweet potato cub and bit it hard. Biting and scolding, this is treating sweet potatoes as Gong Lao melons. Shi Lu next to him looked funny, put his finger to his mouth, and made a shushing sound at his godfather and godmother, and pointed at himself. It means that you don't have to worry about having him to help, let Gou Wei go in a hurry.

Lao Gou thinks that the godson who has this talent really doesn't have to worry about it, even if he worries, it's in vain, so he is not in a hurry, and he is busy.

Gou Wei caught the last bus to the city.

"I'll help you find Starlight's opening certificate and send it over. ”

"No, wait until then, the daylily will be cold. Don't worry, the mountain people have their own tricks!"

It's a clever plan again, Shi Lu can't figure it out, what kind of plan does this bad billet brother have, why is it so incomprehensible?

Gou Wei's clever plan was very simple, that is, in an alley that he often walked through, he called the old man who often carved public orders for people in private, spent ten yuan to carve a seal on a piece of sweet potato, and found a few blank pieces of stationery to stamp a few seals on it.

After seeing the effect, it was very good, and he swallowed the sweet potato neatly. It is not a waste of destroying the corpse and filling the stomach, after all, this sweet potato cost ten yuan.

Gou Wei, who handed in the internship report and certificate, really had nowhere to go, so he was ready to borrow a book in the library and didn't return it, but what he didn't expect was that the result came quickly, and it was so good.

Gou Wei was the first in the class to arrange work, and the students were very envious. I still have to have good grades, and Gou Wei has the best grades, so I was the first to arrange a job, and immediately went to report to work, and I didn't even need to attend the school's graduation ceremony.

This year, I don't want to tell my love when I graduate, and I promise to keep it private for life or something. That is, a conference was held, and several leaders took turns to say and encourage, "step into the society and make new contributions, repay the society and your alma mater with excellent results, and let your alma mater be proud of you!"

As for taking graduation photos, it's free, everyone is not young. Besides, I took a picture when I entered the school, and everyone's family conditions are not good, so let's save some if you can! Gou Wei, who is the only one with better conditions, is a stingy person, even if the mixed meat is sold happily, I have never asked the teachers to taste a piece, and I have not invited the class cadres to eat it once, and they all have been paid. It's impossible to expect him to pay for it, go to work early, out of sight and out of mind.

It is said that the other students are not so well treated, and they have to wait until the beginning of the school year to register, and it will take two months! Later, it was said that the work arrangement starts with the bad arrangement of the work unit, and the good work unit is the last to leave the school.

Gou Weiwei, who got the job dispatch ticket, shouted at the whole world, "I'm out of school!" - "I've graduated!"

Gou Wei's work unit is the worst of all the units, the county motorcycle factory that can't pay wages and blocks the door at two ends for three days and is ready to go bankrupt at any time.

Gou Wei was the first among all the students to get the dispatch order, and he was also the first to report, but he was the last to go to work. I was blocked by the factory for more than two months, and I was really annoyed that I had no choice but to accept it.

The first time I went to report, Gou Wei, who finally found the motorcycle factory, was blocked out of the door.

Outside the factory gate are the family members of the workers surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, holding banners of "to survive and pay wages" and shaking loudspeakers and shouting again and again. The workers are in the factory, they don't come forward to live or die, and the inconvenient things are all the family members, even if they are punished, it can also be said that it has nothing to do with me to go home and clean up the losers.

I don't know who thought of this lack of ideas, forcing the heads of the factory to come up with a good solution. I was really anxious, so I called the employees to take their families home, and the employees were very obedient and went home with their families. As a result, the yellow crane was gone, and even the workers skipped work for a day, and the beautiful name said: "Respond to the call of the factory office!"

On the day Gou Wei reported to work, I didn't know that it was the first few days spent in the factory, and Gou Wei was blocked in the crowd and couldn't get in or out, so he had to go with the flow and watch the jokes next to the factory gate. "It's my business, Lao Wei, I am very serious, and I can pass the unfulfilled days when I have a drama to watch. ”

It's not a way to block the factory all the time, not to mention that there are leaders to inspect it today. The factory director, who really had no choice, used the trick of asking the employees to take away their families.

The employees were very excited and accustomed to taking their families away. In the end, the crowd of troublemakers dispersed, and Gou Wei stood alone in front of the factory gate with no one to lead, which seemed to be a flock of chickens and cranes.

"Leader, can you open the door and let me go in to report, I was arranged by the secondary school to come to work!"

"Phew, I've seen it all, you're making trouble inside!

The first impression of Gou Wei's report was so ruined!