Chapter 67: Little Brother, Can You Have My Boyfriend?
After class, Lan Wenjing moved to the last row, she wanted to work hard, defeat Qin Yu in the next mock monthly exam, and take revenge.
Originally, Su Yuying wanted to move to her position and sit with Qin Yu. At this time, a chubby boy squeezed over, crossed between her and Qin Yu, and said with great praise:
"Well done Lao Tie, you are so powerful, you are simply crushing Lan Wenjing. ”
Speaking of this, his little eyes rolled slightly, and he glanced around, and after finding that there were no potential safety hazards, he lowered his voice and said to Qin Yu:
"Lao Tie, to be honest, I hate Lan Wenjing's virtue, it's okay to rely on her grades, her father is still the head teacher, and he walks in the class with his nostrils facing up, and he is very arrogant. You completely crushed her today, and she will converge a little later. ”
"But buddy, we are mixed with dragons and snakes in Chuzhong, it's not enough to have academic performance, you must have good skills, so that you won't be bullied! Don't worry, as long as you are my little brother and I cover you, no one dares to bully you! Don't be polite to me, my name is Shi Dalong!"
So saying, he took a small box from his pocket and handed it to him, and said with a wink:
"I will be your boss in the future, and no one will dare to bully you in the future. Because my dad is the security captain of Chuzhong! Whoever dares to bully you, I'll let my dad beat him!"
Qin Yu's heart warmed up, this fat dun was quite good to him, full of righteousness.
But when he saw what the box in his hand was, he couldn't laugh or cry.
It turned out to be a box of green Durex. He looked at Chubby in amazement.
The corners of the fat dun's mouth hooked up a cheap smile, and he leaned into his ear and said:
"I can take you to pick up girls, and you can go right after school. I am tall, handsome, handsome, and extraordinary, known as the flesh-faced little dragon, and there are countless girls who have a crush on me, and I can give you one or two of them!"
Qin Yu couldn't help laughing, nodded and said, "Okay, thank you for taking care of you." ”
At this time, Su Yuying scolded behind her back: "Old you two big men, what are you talking about mysteriously?"
Fat Dun jumped up when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Classmate, it's nothing, really!"
As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at Qin Yu, turned around and ran away.
Su Yuying squeezed her little fist at his back and said:
"Villain, do you want to bring bad Qin Yu?
Then she moved everything to Qin Yu's place, became the same table with him again, and said angrily: "Qin Yu, don't mess with that little bastard, he is not a good thing." ”
After school, Fat Dun deliberately passed by Qin Yu, coughed a few times, put a ball of paper in his palm, then patted him on the shoulder, and ran away with a bad laugh.
Taking advantage of Su Yuying's inattention, Qin Yu opened the paper ball and took a look: Little brother - I'm waiting for you by the playground, I'll take you to be majestic today and see how I pick up girls!
Qin Yu thought it was funny, so he said to Su Yuying to leave first and left the classroom first. Su Yuying was stunned for a moment, showing an angry and anxious look, quickly cleaned up, and followed Qin Yu out.
After coming to the playground, it was just time for the end of school, and the girls passed by in groups.
Seeing that Qin Yu had come to the side of the playground, Fat Dun became angry, today he decided to give his little brother Qin Yu a good lesson, let him see his real kung fu of picking up girls, and let him worship himself with his super strength!
So he straightened his chest, held a wilting rose, blocked Jiang Xiaoxiao's way, and said to her affectionately:
"Jiang Xiaoxiao, please be my third girlfriend!"
Jiang Xiaoxiao is known as "Chuzhong Three Fat" and is one of the three fat girls.
Seeing Fat Dun sending flowers to show his love, he immediately showed a look of disgust, and snorted and said:
"Fat dun, you are a toad and want to eat swan meat!"
As she spoke, the fat on her face trembled.
A large crowd of onlookers burst into laughter.
Fat Dun looked very disappointed, sighed, took a few steps forward, and leaned into Jiang Xiaoxiao's ear and said:
"Xiaoxiao, give me face. Today I brought my little brother out to be majestic. You're pretending to be my third girlfriend, okay?"
"Fat and short, you still have a third girlfriend? Do you think you are the emperor and can have three wives and four concubines?"
Jiang Xiaoxiao looked at Fat Dun like a monster and screamed, not giving him face at all.
Fat Dun was even more embarrassed and embarrassed, but soon he was full of confidence, straightened his chest, and said to Jiang Xiao with confidence:
"Zhao Feng has become my first girlfriend, Li Qiong is my second girlfriend, a boy like me is so good, you should cherish it!"
Jiang Xiaoxiao glanced at him: "Fat dun, it doesn't matter if you are poor or have poor studies, but don't brag and lie! Do you think Zhao Feng and Li Qiong are blind, do you think I am blind and will be your girlfriend?"
Fat Dun winked innocently and said:
"They're really my girlfriends, and I'm not bragging. Jiang Xiaoxiao, please be my third girlfriend, I will definitely treat you well. ”
Some of the girls passing by scolded: "Fat dun, you have a bad brain, you actually want to find three boyfriends!"
was stabbed one after another, and the fat dun cried and mourned, and his face couldn't hold up, but he said:
"Zhao Feng is my first girlfriend who tutors me in Chinese, Li Qiong's second girlfriend tutors me in mathematics, and Jiang Xiaoxiao is my third girlfriend who tutors me in foreign language ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Xiaoxiao slapped him and scolded angrily:
"Fat Dun, you took the wrong medicine! How can I be your third girlfriend? You must be paranoid, I want to wake you up!"
But her slap stopped halfway, and she was dodged by Fat Dun.
Fat Dun looked at it in surprise, it turned out to be Qin Yu.
Qin Yu didn't know when he had come to him, grabbed Jiang Xiaoxiao's wrist, and shook him away.
"Little brother, I'm soaking her, with my experience and skills, she will soon fall in love and love with me!"
Fat Dun immediately woke up and kept bragging about himself. Although he failed to pick up girls, Qin Yu must be made to feel that he succeeded in picking girls!
Qin Yu smiled, pulled him aside and said:
"Fat Dun classmate, you tell the truth, are you really moved by Jiang Xiaoxiao? If that's the case, I can help you soak her!"
Fat Dun was stunned for a moment, his fat face turned red, and he actually showed a look of shame.
He hesitated for a long time, but finally nodded and asked quietly:
"Little brother, do you really have a way? Teach me how to do it? If I really get Jiang Xiaoxiao in my hands, you can be my boss. ”
Qin Yu said with a smile: "If you want to pick up girls, you can't just rely on bragging, you must have some real talent to learn in order to impress the hearts of girls." Well, you do what I say, and make sure you get her in your hands. ”
Fat Dun nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice: "Okay, okay, then what should I do?"
Qin Yu leaned into his ear and said with a wicked smile.
Fat Dun was suspicious, but as he said, he hurriedly chased after Jiang Xiaoxiao, stopped her and said:
"Jiang Xiaoxiao, stop, I have a few words to tell you. ”
Jiang Xiaoxiao was so angry that the fat on his face trembled: "Fat dun, do you want to do it again?"
Fat Dun looked at him from head to toe, then leaned into her ear and whispered:
"Xiaoxiao, you often feel the pain like pins and needles in your internal organs, you have irregular attacks, and your condition is sometimes mild and sometimes severe, and you have seen many doctors, but you can't find out the cause. That's when you have a genetic disease in your family!
"Even you're having seizures right now, just mildly, barely bearable. If you promise to be my girlfriend, I can help you relieve your pain and cure you in three days!"
Jiang Xiaoxiao's mouth opened wide all of a sudden! Fat Dun was actually right! How did she know about her condition?
In fact, this was taught by Qin Yu to him. He could see Jiang Xiaoxiao's illness at a glance. Then he told Fat Dun to do so.
Fat Dun said unashamedly: "Jiang Xiaoxiao, if you agree to be my girlfriend now, I will help you treat it now." ”
Jiang Xiaoxiao hesitated.
She didn't believe him at all. But she has been tormented by this stinky disease for more than ten years, and if there is any chance of healing, she doesn't want to miss it!
She bit her silver teeth and said to Fat Dun, "I promise you! But don't touch my body until you cure me!"
When the students who passed by heard this, they all got goosebumps.
Fat Dun smiled happily, his first step had been successful.
After that, he beckoned to Qin Yu, and Qin Yu walked over.
Fat Dun introduced Qin Yu to Jiang Xiaoxiao and said, "Xiaoxiao, this is my little brother, he will cooperate with me and act as my partner for your treatment." ”
Jiang Xiaoxiao glanced at Qin Yu in surprise and nodded indifferently.
So Qin Yu asked Fat Dun to hold Jiang Xiaoxiao's right hand, and he grabbed Qin Yu's right hand.
A warm breath poured in from Qin Yu's palm, through the fat body, and flowed all over Jiang Xiaoxiao's body.
Jiang Xiaoxiao immediately felt that her internal organs were like soaking in a hot spring. The faint pinprick-like stinging pain quickly disappeared. The whole body is more refreshed than ever.
She was intoxicated by that wonderful feeling. But it didn't take long for Qin Yu to let go of her hand, and the warm airflow was interrupted, making her a little reluctant. However, she found that her condition had improved greatly!
"Thank you, Fat Dun, I didn't expect you to be so powerful!" Jiang Xiaoxiao was very grateful.
Qin Yu smiled and said, "What's polite, you are now my third girlfriend!"
Qin Yu covered his mouth on the side and secretly laughed: "Jiang Xiaoxiao, it's me who really heals you!"
He held Fat Dun's hand, and the warm breath was formed by spiritual energy, which was introduced into Fat Dun's body from his hand, and then flowed into Jiang Xiaoxiao's body from his palm.
Jiang Xiaoxiao herself suffers from complex gynecological miscellaneous diseases, which have not been cured for a long time.
She couldn't imagine that Fat Dun still had this ability! Her impression of him had changed a lot.
However, she still failed to take a fancy to Fat Dun and felt that he was not handsome enough, but had a strong liking for Qin Yu next to him, and pinched out a delicate voice and asked:
"Little brother, I think you're pretty good! Fat Dun is a miracle doctor, but not for me. ”
As she spoke, she blinked desperately: "Little brother, can you have my boyfriend?"