"How about taking a leap, it feels good, right?"

Shi Lu still persevered in using the method of attack encouragement to lure and try to change, but the language was not so intense. Gou Wei seemed to be nodding slowly more steadily than before.

"There is a big fantasy between life and death!"

"Isn't there a great terror?"

"It's all dead, and it's a horrible. Let's go, go home and eat!"

"Just finished eating and eating, are you a rice bucket, talk to me!"

Gou Wei, who was just about to stand up, was dragged to sit down, and he understood in his heart that this brother was here to test himself today. You may feel that cowardice is a disease and must be cured. I don't want to talk about it, I'm most afraid that this brother will talk about big truths, from astronomy and geography to history and philosophy, and he can listen to himself to death. But the cowardly soul in my heart was telling myself to sit down honestly and listen to the lecture, with my head up and chest up, and my hands on my back.

"Both of us were poor that year, and we had only one child to go to school. You're smarter than me, and the two decided to let you go to school. I remember very well that you didn't go to school.

The two families will discuss again, who has been interviewed and who will read. You can actually count to a hundred, and I remember you had a special way of counting addition and subtraction with your fingers. Others are four plus five, so they put out four or five hand indexes, and you are counting the four numbers of six, seven, eight, nine, and five directly after five. The same is true for numbers above ten, and you say it's a fortune-telling rule.

I admire you. But that time, you insisted on calculating that one plus one equals three, and gave me the opportunity.

If it weren't for the policy that year, tuition fees would be waived or waived. You probably will never go to school. ”

The first step in chatting is to sensationalize first. The first step of sensationalism, I am moved, and then I am grateful, and then you are of the same heart as me, and sensationalism rises. This is the ancestral secret recipe of the Lao Shi family, which has been passed down for I don't know how many generations, and it will be carried forward again at this time. Shi Lu thought that it would be good to open his brother's gap emotionally and establish his self-confidence. It is better to summon his courage, even if it is reckless, than cowardice.

"I make mistakes when I'm nervous. I really didn't mean to. ”

As soon as Gou Wei opened his mouth, Shi Lu was injured, is there such a chat? Can you be humble and respond politely, so it is easy to talk to death! I have to reorganize my emotions again, I am really tired.

"We entered the same class, you are the top of the class, every time you are 100 points, from elementary school to junior high school, you never bring pens and notebooks to buy, they are all school awards. I am a junior high school student, and I only go to the provincial capital to study in junior high school. ”

"I studied exam-oriented education, and you studied quality education, which cannot be compared. ”

Shi Lu roared in his heart, do I have a comparison? Do I have a comparison, am I good at brewing feelings? No wonder I am always bullied, and everyone wants to beat people.

"I haven't bought pens or notebooks for elementary school reading, all of them are prizes you gave me. You're in for a good day!"

"Who said that I didn't buy a book and a pen, but at that time, I spent almost a dime to buy two pens and two books, one for each of us. There was no book award until after the exam.,The first year of the book is not much, it's all wiped off the front and writes the back.,It's good.。 ”

"You won't be able to chat, or you will come, you will come!"

The stone is extremely angry, and once the emotions are broken, the purpose to be achieved in the future cannot be carried out. Gou Wei squinted at the angry brother obscenely, until he was sure that he really let himself say it, and finally mustered up the courage to say it.

"I was expelled from school, but then my godfather interceded with the school to let me go to another school's junior high school. ”

"By the way, I know that. Tell me what the hell is going on, I haven't heard of it. ”

Curiosity kills the cat like this, but the good preparation is taken to the ditch by a story.

"When I first entered junior high school, campus folk songs, overseas folk songs, and part-time worker folk songs were popular.

There is a migrant folk song that seems to sing 'Send you to the outside of the town, there is a sentence to explain...... and there is a sentence that says, 'Don't pick wildflowers on the side of the road'.

Some classmates sang and shouted, and I also shouted loudly, 'If you don't pick white, you won't pick it, and if you pick it, you will pick it in vain'. It just so happened that the head teacher and the dean of instruction were passing by together. Then, there is no then. I was fired on charges of hooliganism. ”

The experience of dropping out of school that year was unforgettable, and since then, Gou Wei has never dared to sing a single lyric indiscriminately.

This experience can make Shi Lu happy, this experience of dropping out of school is too painful, it is really a disaster for exam-oriented education, at least I don't have as many rules and regulations as a mountain village middle school when I study in the provincial capital.

"Haha, this lesson is so painful. Now, the teacher will punish you for copying the lyrics ten times. I wondered, you are said to be a naughty child, how can you become so cowardly. ”

In fact, Gou Wei didn't know, it seemed that all this was born and natural, but it was not something acquired.

"Xiaowei, I don't think you're brave enough. I'm afraid of stepping on ants when I walk all the way, and sometimes I feel like a mother when I look at it. ”

"Amitabha, monks don't eat meat, and poor monks don't kill. ”

Shi Lu was very speechless, speaking regardless of the occasion, so poor that people could give a knife to say that it was this little puppy. No matter what, let's talk about it after taking the medicine, don't look at the smile to see the efficacy.

"At that time, you were studying, and you were always beaten. I was beaten by the teacher in class and my classmates after class. The senior ones are beaten, and the junior ones are also beaten, and I haven't seen you fight back. Even when I was fighting with others, you came to help you to fight and were beaten in front of you, did you think that you were a sandbag so that people could practice boxing?"

"Fight back. At that time, he had a lot of strength and beat his classmates to tears, and he was the second fool in the next village. His mother took him to my house and snatched our only egg-laying hen.

The family relies on this chicken to lay eggs in exchange for some oil and salt. My dad beat me when he thought about it, and beat me when he thought about it, and he beat me for more than half a month, which was much worse than the second fool.

I knew that it was better to let the second fool beat him, and he wouldn't have been beaten so much. ”

In the haze, the stone lull seemed to have grasped something, but with his age and experience, he couldn't grasp it, and he didn't know how to catch it.

"You have too many disasters and difficulties, right? Then the teacher didn't beat you up in class, was it your godfather?"

"Don't mention it, when you mention it, your stomach is full of innocent sins, and your eyes are full of tears of sorrow.

It is also a sin to study well. From Year 1 to Year 6, my teacher always asked me to be a member of the study committee and then arranged for me to collect my homework books. If they couldn't take it, they called me to the podium and boarded me.

At that time, I didn't dare to ask those classmates to collect their homework books, and it would be good if they didn't beat me.

So I was hit by the teacher's board every day. The teacher is also used to it, and feels that not playing for a day is like missing one thing.

That's it, classmates hit, teachers hit. Don't you see that my hands are as thick and powerful as a fan now? I really have to thank the teachers. ”

Shi Lu couldn't listen anymore, and all the prepared rhetoric was thrown to Java. I did my best, so I just chatted with him.

"Xiaowei, how can I hear you say that. You're typically a dead bloodie, and you're shameless. ”

"Pretty much. Life is very good, live a good day, earn a day, and lose a day if you don't live well, so why bother? Rich or poor, tired, why bother? Whether you are aggressive or aggressive, there is no big deal afterwards, so why bother?"

Isn't this quite understandable, this chicken soup is bowl by bowl, but it is poisonous. Shi Lu couldn't figure out what his godbrother's brain was made of, why did he complain so much.

"Don't complain so much about whether it's good or not, talk about something funny. ”

"Fun. There really is,

When I was in junior high school, there was an old man who taught Chinese and was an old pedant. We all call him Lao Tiantou behind our backs, and I like to quote stories to criticize everyone's compositions.

One semester he continued to comment on every article in my composition.

In the first essay, he criticized 'shit'.

In the second article, he criticized a 'dog spanking fart'.

In the third article, he criticized a 'fart dog'.

Guess, guess, what did Lao Tiantou approve on my fourth article?"

Shi Lu didn't think this story was funny at all, if he really received such a criticism, he would definitely find a teacher to theorize, isn't this insulting?

"It's not a 'fart dog', is it?"

"No, I'm a fart, I'm beating Lao Tiantou, then he's not a dog, he won't scold himself. Guess again. ”

Shi Lu racked his brains to think of all the insulting words, but none of them met the standard, and he had to think sadly, "When it comes to insulting people, I really am not Lao Tiantou's opponent." ”

"Tell you, you can't guess, do you? The fourth article says 'The dog is dead.'" It means that he doesn't fart anymore, or that he has killed all the dogs. I guess I killed the dog. ”

Gou Wei laughed, and the stone tree next to him looked at him like a fool, isn't this funny? If you are insulted, you can still say it as a joke, is there such a shameless cowardly and characterless person? It seems that today's plan is completely bankrupt.

"I'll tell you that my failure to go to school also had something to do with the nickname I gave to the dean. ”

This is no wonder, not only is it cowardly and repaying, why are all the most negative personalities of human nature concentrated on you? Shi Lu was a little skeptical that Xiaowei was a set of negative numbers, and this was all negative cost. It's better to listen patiently, and the negative should be regarded as a positive counter-incentive.

"The dean's surname is Yao, and he has a mantra: 'School discipline cannot be shaken.' ’

That's why I gave him the nickname 'Shake' behind my back.

The result reached his ears, and I couldn't shake it and asked me, but I couldn't even admit it.

Later, I couldn't do this singing, so I had to drop out of school. ”

"What a catastrophe, your baby is really a lot of disasters, see you sing all the disasters, why do you still have a bear bag?"

Shi Lu couldn't figure out whether he was wrong or Xiaowei saw the world from the wrong angle.

"Brother, you're thinking too much. People, no more than a hundred years, no more than dozens of autumns, the struggle is a day, and finally the loess is a pick. Fight with others in everything, and always have grudges, can you get through?"

Shi Lu also felt that it made sense when he heard it, the elders of the old people didn't often teach us like this, and they always mentioned that they were talking about this, but they were not so incisive, and they were not so incisive.

"Jin Pi, to borrow the words of your teacher Lao Tiantou: you put a big golden fart. ”

"Crooked, typical poisonous chicken soup. Fight for the avenue but not the subsection, know it.

Don't fight for everything, but fight for the key point, know what.

Xiaowei, brother suggests that you go to the army at the end of the year!"

Time and space are instantaneous!