Chapter Twenty-Nine: Su Mo catches ghosts
Bang! Bang!
Knock! Knock!
In Wuqing County, on the road from the county government to Zhao Jiaoyu's house, gongs and drums sounded in unison, and a large team of officials carried water and fire sticks, tied iron hoops around their waists, and marched with a large sedan chair.
The people on the street looked at each other, crowded on both sides of the road, and talked about it.
Su Mo was beside the sedan chair, with a black line on the door, and a sigh in his stomach.
In the county office, when he sighed and said that Tianji Zhenren got an elixir recipe from himself, and then went out to look for medicine, the huge man's eyes suddenly lit up.
What kind of person is Tianji Zhenren? That's the flow of immortals. If you can teach him the elixir recipe, doesn't it mean that this Su Gongzi is also a member of this generation? Even if it is not, most of them are also very immortal.
Now, although Tianji Zhenren is not there, but with such a fairy child by his side, the huge person feels that his safety factor has greatly increased. The waist doesn't hurt anymore, the legs don't hurt anymore, and you can go up in one breath...... Ahem, I finally have the strength to stand up.
Su Xiantong really lived up to his expectations, but just a few simple words of immortal cultivation terms, which suddenly made the huge people stand up.
As for why Su Xiantong himself hadn't been revealed before? Well, that's because he had just awakened. It was because of that unexpected near-death that this past life awakening was triggered. This is also the reason why Su Xiantong suddenly became talented, and he made Linjiang Immortal and created a new theory of storytelling.
And Tianji Zhenren's sudden visit this time was actually because he sensed that the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi triggered by Su Xiantong's awakening had changed, so he came to find it. Sure enough, as soon as we met, I got the boss's fairy fate, and I actually learned a recipe for the elixir, and I couldn't wait to find the elixir.
This statement is deeply believed by the huge people. That is to say, this cold, he has been in Wuqing for several years, he really has such a prodigy, how can he not know until today? If he explains it according to Su Xiantong, then everything will be complete.
However, despite this, when Su Xiantong asked the huge man to go to the Zhao Mansion to inspect together, the huge man still felt weak.
If it weren't for Su Xiantong who said that since this catastrophe should be under the rule of his huge man, the huge man can't hide from it, and he can only respond to the catastrophe, it is estimated that Taishang Laojun will be by his side, and the huge man will not have the courage to go this way.
Of course, Su Xiantong's assurance still worked. According to Su Xiantong, now that he has just awakened, the power of his previous life has not yet recovered, but he can deal with a small ghost, but he is also handy, and he will never let the huge person be half in danger.
With this guarantee, and Su Xiantong's saying that "the robbery can only be answered, and there is no way to escape", the huge people are soft and soft, strong and strong, and they are half-soft and not hard...... (Why does this sound so awkward)
It's just that even so, the giant man still prepared everything he could. I heard that the ghost was afraid of the sound, so the gong and drum opened the way. Anyway, the county order also has this set of honor guards, but it can't be used lightly on non-big days. But at this time, how can a huge person still take care of these big days? Right now, it's a big day for huge people! Who dares to say that the days of catching ghosts are not big?
There are gongs and drums, and it is said that the ghosts are afraid of yang. It's simple, gather all the officials, they are all strong men, and the yang energy is enough, I believe that the ghost master also needs to be afraid of a few points.
Well, put on soft armor inside, put on a battle skirt, match a sword, attach a bronze mirror, and hang garlic...... Ahem, forget it, this is a ghost in the East, not a vampire in the West.
In short, the huge man is armed to the teeth this time. Then, this was the hugging and noisy out of the county office.
How could Su Mo have thought that this stupid county order would play so big? This is noisy, and now there is no need to worry about being famous. I'm afraid that even if you copy another hundred Linjiang Immortals and make 10,000 sets of pinyin methods, it won't be as good as today. The only difference is that this kind of fame will most likely not be a good reputation. Presumably, in the records of later generations, there will be a strong and colorful record: during the Hongzhi period of the Ming Dynasty, there were traitors and Su Mo, pretending to be gods, pretending to be ghosts, fooling the people and bullying the king......
Thinking about this, Su Mo was a little creepy. It's just that now, but it can't be turned back.
Fortunately, when the plan was first made, Zhao Fengzhi, a Confucian disciple, was very reluctant to this kind of thing, and repeatedly stated that it must be kept secret and must not be spread out. Therefore, although the people were shocked at this moment, they did not know that this scene actually involved ghosts and gods.
After Su Mo reluctantly accepted Pang Shiyan's arrangement, he told Pang Shiyan not to leak half of his words. It is only said that if it is leaked, it will be devastated. Pang Shiyan was awe-inspiring and cautious, and even immediately sent someone to gag the servant who reported the news, saying that he was sent back to his hometown for resettlement. As for whether this hometown is the hometown of a huge number of people, or another kind of hometown, there is no way to verify. In this regard, Su Mo could only be silent.
The group arrived at the gate of Zhao's mansion with such a bang. Leaving everyone in the outer courtyard to guard, the huge man put on his helmet and armor, and followed Su Mo into the rear step by step with trepidation.
In the study, it was really a mess. Only Zhao Fengzhi's face was pale, sitting behind the desk in a daze, his body was stiff, and only his eyes moved from time to time, showing that he was still a living person.
It's just that when Su Mo and the others came in, and when they saw the huge people who looked like an expedition, Zhao Fengzhi's eyes suddenly widened, and he almost didn't show his stuffing on the spot.
Fortunately, the huge people were distracted from the moment they entered the door, and they were trembling, so how could they still have the heart to see if Zhao Fengzhi had a flaw. At this moment, he only felt that his body was gloomy, and from time to time, there seemed to be cold air blowing on the back of his neck. If he hadn't remembered Su Mo's repeated requests to him, he must not make a sound, for fear that he would not be able to call out on the spot.
Zhao Fengzhi looked at Su Mo with his eyes, and then at Pang Shiyan, Su Mo showed a helpless look, and a suppressed smile flashed in Zhao Fengzhi's eyes, and then he quickly closed his eyes slightly, lest he reveal a flaw.
Su Mo pretended to walk a few steps in the room, closed his eyes slightly, and said something in his mouth. Pang Shiyan didn't dare to approach, he was far away, but Zhao Fengzhi heard it clearly, what kind of sand is a bag, a room of gold, buns to eat skin, dumplings to eat trap......
Zhao Fengzhi agitated his cheeks, gritted his teeth desperately, and finally held back the smile in his stomach, only to hold back his face red, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out. It's just that this kind of appearance fell in Pang Shiyan's eyes, but it made the huge man have countless fears, and his body trembled like chaff, and he slid down against the wall.
Seeing that the prelude was almost over, Su Mo didn't dare to go too far. With a soft snort, the old butler immediately put everything he had prepared on the table. Between his demeanor, his face was miserable, heavy with fear, and trembling with fear, which made Su Mo praise in his heart, look, this is the acting school. Well, there's potential, there's a lot of potential. Su Mo decided that if he had the opportunity to be a director in the future, he would definitely arrange a role for the old man, so as not to bury this good material.
The legal platform is very standardized, with a table and a yellow cloth. Wait, what's the ink on this cloth?
The old housekeeper turned his back to Pang Shiyan, his lips slightly open. Su Mo looked at the shape of his mouth and understood, it was changed at the hexagram stall on East Street. Yes, just rush this cloth, the hat of a charlatan, Mr. Su is solid.
A glorious teacher, now forced to become a charlatan, Su Mo felt blasphemed. The sacrifice is too great, and you must compensate for it when you turn back!
Well, leave that piece of cloth alone, the details don't matter. The table was arranged, two candlesticks were lit, a bowl of water was in the middle, and a stack of yellow paper was pressed underneath. A peachwood sword hangs aside, seemingly exuding an aura of mystery......
Su Mo's eyes began to twitch, what a peachwood sword, it was clearly a broom handle. Looking at the rough edges, it was obvious that it had just been baked. Look at the few fine crumbs hanging on the old butler's placket, good craftsmanship, I didn't expect the old man to be an all-rounder, and he can do carpentry work.
Solemnly lifted the bamboo sword, stepped on the seven-star Tiangang step, the sword walked with him, the body moved with the momentum, panicked like rain hitting the plantain, and was as awe-inspiring as the thunder of the sky. There was a cold breeze in the room...... Walking in a circle in such a hurry, it's strange if you don't get windy.
After walking the number of seven or seven in a row, Su Mo suddenly stared, reached out and took a sip of the bowl of water, and then picked up the bamboo sword, and already picked up a piece of yellow paper on the top layer of the case, danced a few sword flowers, and then squirted out.
"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law! Bold and demonic, not yet visible, but when!" Su Xiantong shouted, holding a person like jade, a sword like a dragon, in an instant, all over the fairy wind bones, the head of the fairy aura (walking around the table forty laps, you can also have fairy energy).
With this shout, the next moment, the room, including Zhao Fengzhi, who was acting, and the old housekeeper, suddenly widened their eyes, revealing a look of shock.
But seeing that on the blank yellow paper before, a blood-red grimace gradually appeared at this moment. At this moment, the huge person who had been nervous looked at it in his eyes, and suddenly felt that his heartbeat seemed to miss a beat. It was dark in front of me, so I almost didn't faint on the spot.
There are ghosts!
The teeth of the huge man chattered, and the sound of clattering bumps was clearly audible in the quiet room. It was Zhao Fengzhi and the old housekeeper, who looked at Su Mo's eyes at this moment, and they were also a little surprised.
Thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, uh, no, thanks to the decryption of the scam, thanks to the chemistry teacher. At this moment, the classic deception that had fooled countless simple people in later generations made a grand debut in the Ming Dynasty and space, and it really achieved a shocking effect.
Doing a full set of plays, Su Xiantong thinks that he is a dedicated person and a person who strictly abides by professional ethics, so if the ghost is caught, he naturally has to kill it.
Dangling the ghostly yellow paper onto the lit candle, the yellow paper suddenly turned into a flame. Su Xiantong's hands moved rapidly, dazzling, but also seemed to have some kind of mysterious trajectory.
The people in the room, including Zhao Fengzhi's master and servant, all stared at it with wide eyes. Even Zhao Fengzhi was so nervous that he forgot the established requirement not to move, pressed the armrests of the chair with both hands, leaned forward, and looked like he was frozen by a ghost.
Well, the ghost was detained by Su Xiantong, and it was barely exposed.
After a flurry of dancing, and suddenly stopped at a certain moment, Su Mo showed a bone in his hand.
"This ghost has only this bone left, quickly put it in the oil pot, and when I fry it, it's a big deal!" Su Xiantong was majestic, and turned his head to the old butler who was stunned and shouted.
"Hurry up, hurry up and get into the oil pot!" A voice next to Meng Buding echoed, and when he looked at the sound, it turned out to be a huge person.
Since the huge man has seen the ghost being caught, he is naturally not afraid. At this moment, his eyes lit up, his face was red, and he stared at the bone in Su Mo's hand tightly, and his eyes were not wrong.
Su Mo was very suspicious that he had been seen through, and glanced at the bones out of the corner of his eyes, hmm, mistakenly, the meat foam on it was not gnawed clean...... Hurry up, and if it explodes, the corpse will be destroyed.
The old butler finally came back to his senses, and Ma Yu'er brought in a pot of hot oil. Su Mo's mouth began to chant again, and after a few words, his hand shook slightly, and he threw the bone into it. In an instant, a "squeak" ghost scream suddenly sounded in the pot.
The faces of everyone in the room changed greatly, and the huge people even stomped away, hiding from the distance, looking at the pot with a frightened face.
Suddenly, the hot oil in the pot gradually calmed down, and a black bone stick that had been fried floated and floated without a sound.
Su Mo let out a long breath, circled his hands, returned to his abdomen from the outside to the inside, opened his eyes half-loudly, looked at the eyes of the three people in the room looking at him nervously, and smiled slightly: "Okay, fortunately, this ghost has been eliminated." ”
Three heavy exhalations sounded at the same time, Zhao Fengzhi secretly said ashamed, and slowly stood up, while moving his hands and feet, he made a heavy gesture and thanked Su Mo.
Pang Shiyan approached the edge of the pot step by step, and confirmed that the dry bones in the pot were indeed in no danger, so he coughed lightly, and the majesty of the county finally returned to his body.
Su Mo's eyes flashed with a cunning, his face was a little dignified, and he waved his hand first to stop what Pang Shiyan wanted to say, and said in a deep voice: "Ming Mansion, Mr. Zhao, although this ghost is destroyed, the matter is not over." ”
Zhao Fengzhi and Pang Shiyan changed color together, and exclaimed in unison: "It's not over yet?"
Pang Shiyan exclaimed that this haunted thing was not over, but Zhao Fengzhi exclaimed, but he was thinking about when the play would be finished. Anyway, the old man, with his old arms and legs, has been tossing for so long, and he really can't stand it.
Su Mo gave Zhao Fengzhi a reassuring look, and then said to Pang Shiyan, whose face was pale and uncertain: "After the student detained this ghost, he asked why he messed with my yang world. And so it turned out, according to the ghost, ......," he sighed, but was silent.
Pang Shiyan's body trembled, swallowed hard, and asked, "Is it ...... It...... What does it say?"
Su Mo's face was solemn, and he gently spit out two words: "Disaster victim!"
Zhao Fengzhi's eyes lit up, and then he stopped it.
Pang Shiyan's face changed drastically, and he exclaimed, "What?
Su Mo shook his head and sighed, "It's the disaster victims. The victims of the disaster have been affected and have come all the way to our Wuqing, but they are already exhausted. It's just that I heard that I, Wuqing, are not going to take them in, and I want to drive them back, and everyone is desperate. This breath of grief and despair is what attracts this ghost. Alas, now this ghost is extinguished, but in the wilderness, I don't know how many lonely ghosts and wild ghosts are wandering, I am afraid, if I can't calm the grievances of the victims, this ghost, alas, this ghost is afraid that there will be more and more, next time, I don't know who it will fall into. As he spoke, his eyes stopped at Pang Shiyan.
Pang Shiyan shuddered, and suddenly felt creepy, and blurted out: "Who said that they would be driven away, there is no such thing!"
Hearing this, Su Mo and Zhao Fengzhi's eyes lit up at the same time, and they looked at each other vaguely, and they both saw a smile in each other's eyes.
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