"Let me be a militiaman? Why don't you ask me if it's okay to be the mayor of the town?" This is a sentence that Yan Fei blurted out after hearing Lin Baoguo's words and being stunned for a moment. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

There are thousands of unreliable ideas, and there is no doubt that Yan Fei feels that this is the most unreliable one he has ever heard.

"Why are you in a hurry, listen to me first!" Lin Baoguo had a headache when he looked at Yan Fei's incredible expression. "The militia is not going to be a soldier in the army, so it doesn't delay your current school and cattle ranch. In normal times, there will be no major action, that is, once or twice a year during the slack period, and in case of special emergencies, they will be called together to assist in the maintenance of law and order. ”

After speaking, he was afraid that Yan Fei would not understand, so he explained to him again: "Just like the giant python incident in the paper mill upstream of our place last time, most of the people from the armed forces who came here are actually militiamen. ”

"Can you bring a gun? Are those who bring guns militia? Usually it's fine, do you still carry the starting pistol when you have something?" Yan Fei's eyes suddenly lit up, but then the excitement disappeared again. "If you have a gun, you don't have to do it, I'm so busy here, what kind of militia are I going to be!"

"I won't delay you too much, in fact, the militia in our township had no activity before, and it was almost disbanded. At present, cases of theft of cultivated cattle in rural areas are frequent, and the police force of police stations in various localities is insufficient, so it is impossible to be on duty in every village. It was only in the county that such an approach was adopted to reorganize the militia forces, with a focus on assisting in the prevention of fire and theft in rural areas. Lin Baoguo patiently explained to him.

"We don't steal cattle here now, do we?" Yan Fei was very proud when he said this, to say that there is no case of stealing cattle in Sanchahe Township now, his credit is a big drop, but unfortunately others don't know.

"Other townships and towns have organized militia to prevent fire and theft, but our township does not. Do you think those who steal cattle are stupid? If we don't go where we don't have a militia, we go and steal people who have militia?"

"That's right. Yan Fei still agrees with Lin Baoguo's words. It's like the same situation where no one is at home, everyone else has locked the door, but the door of your house is open, aren't you clearly letting the thief steal it?

"It's good that you understand. Originally, you weren't old enough, but you were a special agent. Because there has been a precedent for catching cattle thieves before, and it is also a big cattle breeder in our township, recruiting you in proves that our team is more organized!" Lin Baoguo nodded with satisfaction.

"I've become a big cattle farmer in our township!" Yan Fei was shy, and then the conversation changed. "I won't do anything to praise me, I will definitely catch a thief, but I won't do it when you order me. In case I'm busy here, you suddenly have something to do, can I take care of it?"

"Hey...... I said that you can't be more enlightened? How many times a year can I use you? Seriously, those militiamen from the countryside still have to patrol their villages regularly, and you don't need to do anything in the town at all, but if there is an emergency, you go to help, and you are not happy?" Lin Baoguo was almost choked to death by this guy's angry words, and he immediately became anxious.

I thought he had finally opened his mind! Who knew it wasn't like that!

"Don't do it! I won't do it if you're in a hurry! Anyway, I'm not old enough, and you don't have the right to recruit me as a soldier. You have to be eighteen years old to be a soldier! You think I don't know. Hmph, my daughter-in-law is ......"

"Get out of here! I know that your daughter-in-law is a student of the Provincial University Law School, so you don't need to remind me every day!" Lin Baoguo once again felt that this guy was simply his nemesis, and he was definitely sent by God to temper himself.

"Get out!" Yan Fei stood up indifferently, put away a few empty plates, and went to the kitchen.

"You're a donkey, aren't you?" Seeing that this guy was really gone, Lin Baoguo was anxious again.

Who knew that in a blink of an eye, Yan Fei came over with a small basin again, full of red and looking at the same pieces of meat as braised pork. It's really full of color, which makes people move their index fingers when they see it, and salivate when they look at it.

Fortunately, this guy finally knows how to be polite, and handed Lin Baoguo a pair of chopsticks: "Try it, it's definitely something you haven't eaten." ”

Lin Baoguo felt that it was necessary for him to eat something to suppress his anger now, so he unceremoniously took a large piece and took a bite.

The entrance is smooth and tender, and it feels really unusual!

Obviously, I had just eaten, but after eating one piece, I couldn't help but eat another piece, and two large pieces of meat went down to my stomach, and I immediately felt that my stomach was a little swollen - this piece of meat was a little too big.

"What kind of meat?" Putting down his chopsticks a little reluctantly, Lin Baoguo asked casually.

"Python meat! Super python! It's the giant python you just said!"

Lin Baoguo's stomach suddenly stopped rising: "What? That python came to us?

"You see you're still a good guy! Isn't it just a python? Okay, okay, not the python. It's a small python I came across when I went to play on the edge of the reservoir. Look at how nervous you are!" Yan Fei changed his words instantly, and the big python immediately turned into a small python again.

"What are you doing in the reservoir? Did you catch it yourself? You can't let people save some snacks, don't keep doing such dangerous things? And do you know that pythons are also protected animals, and they can't be caught and eaten casually......

"Oh!" Yan Fei didn't care. "Then I surrendered, Director Lin, I made a mistake. I went to the reservoir to see the scenery, and a python came to eat me, and I made a big mistake by not letting it eat obediently. What's even more wrong is that not only did I not let it eat me, but I also shared it with my uncle. Hurry up and arrest me first! When you go back, remember to arrest my uncle again! I killed my relatives in righteousness and reported him, and he also ate two pieces. ”

This ability to mess around is definitely practiced with Kuroko every day. In fact, he was deliberately making trouble, so that Lin Baoguo would no longer talk about letting him be a militiaman.

"That's why I let you be a militia!" Lin Baoguo looked at him like this, but he was not angry again. "There are not many requirements to be a militia, follow to learn military technology once or twice a year, and there will be theoretical knowledge education classes in normal times, you go and listen to it to learn more things, and gain more knowledge. Look at you now, flamboyant, doing things out of the ordinary all day long, you have become a gangster! Can you still be worthy of your college student daughter-in-law?"

As soon as he heard that he still had to take any theoretical or at least education classes, Yan Fei was even more unhappy: "Then I won't go, look at how many things I have to learn every day! Cattle raisers, vegetable growers, earthworm raisers, and still have to go to school, so how can I have the spare time to listen to any theoretical classes!"

"Don't jump to conclusions so early, listen to me tell you about the situation slowly before deciding. Seeing that this guy didn't eat oil and salt, Lin Baoguo really couldn't do it, so he could only continue to explain patiently.

"You're like you're catching a thief or something, and you have to be careful to guard against revenge...... Okay, okay, don't roll your eyes, you're not afraid of retaliation! Even if you're not afraid, you have to think about it, only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a reason to prevent thieves for a thousand days. ”

Lin Baoguo hollowed out his heart and thought about the reasons for him to analyze: "Besides, there are cattle in the cattle farm and other people? Can you guard it every day? As long as you are a militiaman, you are an organized person, let alone catch a thief, even if you encounter a gang crime, you don't have to worry about the fish that slip through the net and take revenge for personal gain, how good?"

He said something serious and bitter, but Yan Fei didn't listen to it at all, but took it as dubbing. In the sound of his earnest teaching, he ate a small pot of meat.

Lin Baoguo is iron-hearted this time, and he looks like he will keep talking if you don't agree.

The more I know about this guy, the more I think this guy is a time bomb, and something will happen at any time. This time, selling a cow attracted a gun, and next time the ghost knows what will happen!

Although he knows that everything he encounters is a reasonable party, after all, his age makes people feel uneasy, and he is really afraid that he will make something happen one day. If nothing else, just with his kung fu and terrifying strength, just with his ability to catch rabbits and fish empty-handed, this guy really wants to do something bad, then it will become a big disaster!

The last time the county bureau came to pick up the prisoner, he suggested that he be recruited into the police station. But Lin Baoguo, who knew something about Yan Fei, felt that this guy would definitely not be willing to run under his hands to do things. So he thought of a way, just now to reorganize the militia team, you can let him be a militia first!

He doesn't need military training or anything, just let him listen to the education class. Besides, Lin Baoguo thinks that at Yan Fei's age, if he is given the identity of a militiaman, maybe this guy will listen to a few more education classes and have a sense of collective honor or something, and he will definitely move closer and better in the future, right?

To put it simply, this is like an elementary school teacher appointing the least disciplined student in the class as a member of the disciplinary committee, and Lin Baoguo learned this method from the primary school teacher.

After Yan Fei finished eating, he stared at the empty basin in a daze, taking Lin Baoguo's words as the wind in his ears, as if he was sitting and continuing to listen to the 'teachings', and his mind was already wandering out of the world.

I was in a daze, and suddenly I felt that something was wrong.

Then I knew, the dinosaur king in the world of dinosaurs was finally dead.

If Lin Baoguo wasn't here at this time, then Yan Fei would definitely have to cheer. But at this moment, his uncle was talking and staring at him, Yan Fei felt that he could be described in one sentence at this moment, that is: the house leak was even more affected by the overnight rain!

I just ate a stomach full of food, and it seems to disappear in the blink of an eye, and I'm hungry again!

It's not ordinary hunger, it's the kind of hunger that looks like it hasn't eaten in days!

Even if he was hungry, the aroma of the meat in the pot next door kept drilling into his nostrils. It's all a scent that you're used to, and it's particularly appealing at this moment. The nose, which is already sensitive, seems to be taking revenge on itself at this time, and the more you don't want to smell it, the clearer it will smell.

I ate a few plates of side dishes in front of my uncle just now, and I ate a small pot of meat, if you continue to eat now, don't scare this uncle out of a problem. Let's wait for him to go before eating!

But the more I tried to endure it for a while, the harder it felt.

On the one hand, Lin Baoguo was still using 120,000 patience to explain to him how to take the initiative to get closer to the organization; on the other hand, his stomach rebelled and his nose revolted, and the fragrant meat in the pot next door was beckoning to his hungry stomach.

It's a taste that can't be mentioned.

Seeing that Lin Baoguo became more and more energetic the more he talked, and he talked about the country's righteous civic obligations, Yan Fei was really helpless.

"Don't be impatient, if it weren't for my nephew, I wouldn't have the patience to talk to you so much! Where did I talk about it just now? By the way, I'll tell you about this military service law and let you know the importance of organizing the militia now......

Yan Fei finally couldn't help it.

"Okay! I agreed! You say, how can I join the militia!" Under the double pressure of his stomach and nose, Yan Fei finally got up and promised categorically.

"Why are you in a hurry? Don't make a decision in a hurry, listen to what I tell you......" Lin Baoguo was using the strength of wine at this time, but he said that he was addicted, and he didn't even react to Yan Fei's words of agreement.

After saying a few more words, he remembered that what Yan Fei had just said seemed to be agreeing, and he was immediately overjoyed: "You said you agreed? You see that my mouth is dry now, and I can't even drink saliva." You said that you are here alone, how much does it cost to boil some water, you have to be too lazy to ......"

"Say it quickly, I want to be a militia now. Don't you think you're getting drunk now, I'm afraid you won't be able to go home for a while? Why don't you go back and wait a few days and I'll go over to find you?" At this time, Lin Baoguo was not in a hurry, and Yan Fei was in a hurry again.

"Okay, okay! Don't worry, don't worry, this wine I drank at night is quite strong! By the way, you gave me this wine. Don't wait a few days, come to me tomorrow morning, and I'll give you some information first. It's too late for you to sign up now, and everyone has chosen someone to add you temporarily. This is the quota I gave you!" Lin Baoguo did not forget to say his 'credit' at this time.

"Not tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, no, the day after tomorrow! Three days later at the latest, I will go to look for you, I really have something to do in the past two days!" Yan Fei just begged to send him away quickly and go to eat fragrant meat by himself. What militia is not a militia, it's a big deal to put up a name, anyway, I don't go, what's the big deal.

"Mmmmmmmmmm "Okay, let's not go back. The old man spits in a pit, don't say it and regret it!"

"Okay, okay, resolutely don't regret it!" Yan Fei promised again and again.

"That's fine. Lin Baoguo finally got up.

He stood up, he was leaving, he was stepping......

Why did he stop again?

Yan Fei was about to faint, only to hear Lin Baoguo stop again and say, "By the way, don't keep doing such dangerous things in the future." What kind of python meat do you eat? Do you lack that bit of meat? Just eat a meal and taste it fresh, don't go there in the future!"

"Okay, okay!" Yan Fei didn't matter what he said at this time, he just nodded in agreement.

"Okay, I'm leaving!" Lin Baoguo said as he walked out again.

When I got outside, I stood and blew the wind, and I woke up for a while. I felt that there was no problem, so I got on the motorcycle and greeted Yan Fei: "I'm leaving, remember! Three days later, I'll wait for you for five days, don't go to me to report, I'll come back!"

"Don't worry!" Yan Fei felt that he was sending off the great god at this moment, as long as he left, he could say whatever he wanted. "You slow down on the road, it's so far and there's no hurry, slow down!"

Before he finished speaking, the motorcycle was already moving.

Seeing that the motorcycle was on a straight road, and it was not crooked, Yan Fei was relieved.

Turned around and ran to the kitchen to lift the lid of the pot, lay on the pot and eat.

As for the militia or something, he was thrown out of the sky in an instant.