Chapter 84 Director, there's a bug!

"No, I can't, let me take a break! If I keep running, I'm going to die here today." ”

Xiao Ming fell headlong into the mud, so tired that he couldn't even move a finger.

Haiquan was lying next to Xiao Ming as if he had passed out, if it weren't for the sharp rise and fall of his chest, the program team would have to consider whether it was time to send him to the hospital.

Only Fang Zulan was still more energetic, he saw that the blue team was crawling towards the fence little by little, and suddenly said anxiously: "Brother Xiao Ming, Brother Haiquan, you two add a little more oil, we are finally tied with the blue team now, and we can't give up at the last moment!"

Xiao Ming's face was covered in the mud and he was a little out of breath, he turned over and changed to lie on the mud, and when he heard this, he immediately complained weakly: "Brother Zulan, you better rest for a while, you are the bug of this game." As long as you don't move, the whole world is peaceful!"

Haiquan said weakly beside him: "Otherwise, let them win this game, I really can't carry it." ”

Xiao Ming wanted to nod in agreement, but he didn't have any strength at all, so he had to blink his eyelids and say, "That's what I mean." I have a strong premonition that if I take another step on Zu Lan's back, I will definitely die here today. ”

Fang Zulan looked at the two innocently, and finally thought about it, and simply lay on the mud and paddled forward on the mud in a freestyle way.

As a result, he paddled in the mud for a long time, without moving even a centimeter forward.

On the quagmire shore, the director team collapsed with laughter.

The performance of Xiao Ming and Haiquan of the red team at this task point was really amazing, and the amusing effect was so good that the two chief directors couldn't close their mouths when they smiled.

"There's one last minute!" Lu Cen shouted as he held up the megaphone.

Fang Zulan was in a hurry to get on fire, but Xiao Ming and Haiquan didn't seem to hear it, soaking in the mud and motionless "lying corpses".

In the end, the three BLU team managed to throw the poor duck into the cage after rolling all the way in the mud and losing sight of its true face.

"It's time, BLU wins!"

"Yay!" Sun Chao shouted weakly, and then lay straight down in the mud without moving.

Chen Chi and Deng Kai struggled to crawl to him, Chen Chi sensed his snort with his hand, shook his head angrily and said, "Brother Chao, you have nothing to do, pretend to be unconscious, it's scary, you know it." ”

Sun Chao pushed his hand away, and said weakly: "Leave me alone, let me sleep for a while." ”

Deng Kai also lay next to him, curled up comfortably, and muttered, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die." ”

After the recording was completed by the director team, they quickly asked the security officer to go down to the quagmire and fish everyone up. Xiao Ming: If they really slept in the quagmire, and the sweat on their bodies went down after a while, they would have to get seriously ill. At that time, even if Xiao Ming and the others don't say it, the brokerage company behind these people will definitely make the program team unable to eat and walk around.

Eight clay figures stood beside the car tremblingly, and the chief director Lu Cen looked at their embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help laughing for a while, and said: "Congratulations everyone, this link is finally over." In this session, the BLU team won. ”

"Yay!" the four BLU team members celebrated with feeble high-fives.

Director: "The BLU team was rewarded for this session, they were given four tools that were crucial for them to escape from the island. Now, start choosing. ”

Hearing the choice of things, the blue team didn't react yet, but the four members of the red team came to the spirit, Fang Zulan persuaded: "The battery must be taken, this thing is very important, and it can be used in many places." ”

Haiquan said: "Wine is indispensable, how cold it is in a typhoon, drinking wine can warm up the body." And you can celebrate it when you get out. ”

Deng Kai felt that it made sense when he heard it, then picked up the wine bottle and said, "Then take one of this." ”

Yang Ying pointed to the small hammer next to her and said to the three of them: "Why don't you choose a hammer." The hammer can be smashed and struck, and it is very convenient to use. ”

Sun Chao picked up the compass on the table and explained to the three companions: "I think it's more important to escape, it's easy to get lost when a typhoon blows, and you won't get lost if you have a compass." ”

Xiao Ming pulled out a bag from the pile of tools, then shook it in front of the four members of the blue team, and suggested, "Don't you eat pistachios? ”

Yang Ying looked at the pistachios in Xiao Ming's hand and persuaded Deng Kai: "Otherwise, don't take the wine, just choose pistachios." If you are hungry on the road, you can use it to fill your stomach. ”

Deng Kai is the spokesperson of that cocktail, otherwise he would be stupid to choose wine, at this time, when he heard Yang Ying's words, he immediately shook his head and said: "I want to choose wine, wine can strengthen courage." ”

Director: "Five seconds countdown, hurry up and make a choice." ”

Deng Kai said: "I'll choose wine." ”

Yang Ying said: "I am a flashlight. ”

Sun Chao said: "I choose the compass." ”

Chen Equator: "I choose a hammer." ”

Director: "It's time!"

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Xiao Ming took a hot shower, and then lay on the sofa for a while, and then he felt that the whole person was alive again.

Several other people are similar to him, only Deng Chao and Haiquan are a little older because they are a little older, so their mental state is slightly worse.

On the RED team's car.

Xiao Ming drove, Yi Yi sat in the co-pilot next to him, and Haiquan and Fang Zulan sat in the back seat.

Fang Zulan still said indignantly: "There is a problem with the design of this game, and the difficulties of small people like us are not considered at all!"

Yi Yi persuaded in front: "It's about the same, the strength is average, and I deliberately put some water on them to make them have a little fighting spirit." ”

Speaking of this, Haiquan couldn't help but want to laugh: "Yes, they all choose wine to strengthen their courage, it's better to let them have a little bit." ”

Yi Yi also smiled and said: "Yes, otherwise they will not have the fighting spirit in the next game." ”

Haiquan was still immersed in the pleasure of his own instigation success, and laughed wildly: "They actually chose wine." Ha ha. ”

Fang Zulan suddenly said a little worriedly: "What if it's really useful at that time, if it's useless, the program team won't put the wine in it for everyone to choose." ”

"It's not going to be a problem. Xiao Ming saw that they were chatting energetically, and he also smiled and followed the heated atmosphere, and joked: "Please eat the props you picked within a minute." ”

Fang Zulan laughed when he heard this: "Brother Xiao Ming has mastered the routines of the show. ”

Speaking of this, Fang Zulan said to Yi Yi: "Sun Chao, they don't dare to deal with girls, you can use their pity." ”

"Except for Chen Chi! Chen Chi is not a gentleman at all. Yi Yi obviously still has a deep grudge against Chen Chi for eliminating her before.

Haiquan said: "It's okay, isn't there still Deng Kai?"

Yi Yi said: "Deng Kai only has Yang Ying in his eyes, so he won't care about me." ”

Fang Zulan took care of it: "It's okay, Yang Ying will hand it over to me, and I will solve her." ”

The four of them laughed all the way to the next mission point.

The red team was the first to arrive at the mission point, and when they arrived, there was a huge whiteboard erected on the mission point, and the whiteboard read: Escape from Xiushan Island Ultimate Mission.

"The two teams enter the tunnel from different entrances, and the blue team wins the last link and can enter the tunnel directly. The RED team had to go around the hill and enter the tunnel, which took 15 minutes. The first team to pass through the tunnel will be able to escape by helicopter. ”

"Then let's go quickly, we're going to go in a big circle!" Haiquan said urgently.

By the time the RED team entered the tunnel, the storm outside the island was getting closer.

The tunnel looked like an abandoned mine, and the four men wore hard hats and flashlights to enter the tunnel, and it was pitch black inside, and the ground was rugged and difficult to walk.

"How eerie this place feels. Fang Zulan said uneasily: "Why do you keep hearing voices?" ”

Xiao Ming said speechlessly: "Don't scare yourself, there are so many of us, what are you afraid of." This kind of environment is like a haunted house in an amusement park, which is not scary, but if someone suddenly screams in fright, the terrifying atmosphere suddenly increases dozens of times. ”

Yi Yi said: "Let's shine the flashlight farther away, and if there is danger, we can find it in advance." ”

"Ah!" Fang Zulan pressed the flashlight to the wall, and suddenly exclaimed: "There are bats, there are bats!"

Xiao Ming was taken aback by him, and when he heard that there were bats, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said convincingly: "Brother Zu Lan, are you an undercover agent sent by the blue team?

At this moment, Yi Yi suddenly shouted, "They blocked the door!"

Xiao Ming hurriedly looked back, and sure enough, he found that the entrance to the tunnel had been sealed from the outside!

Haiquan said with a solemn face: "You can only move forward, you can't turn back." ”

Xiao Ming was also a little nervous by them, and reminded the three of them: "Let's go together, be careful that there is a mechanism to separate us." ”

Yi Yi played with Haiquan's arm and asked with concern: "Brother Haiquan, why are you sweating so much!"

Before Haiquan could answer, he heard Fang Zulan suddenly shout in front of him: "Xiao Ming, the road ahead is also blocked!"

Xiao Ming stepped forward to check the side, then took a step back and said to the three of them: "It looks like we are going to break this door! Everyone take their tools and get ready to go!"

Haiquan beckoned Yi Yi to stand aside, raised the hoe in his hand and slammed it on the door, and immediately smashed down a large piece of foam.

Haiquan suddenly said in high spirits: "Xiao Ming, there is foam inside, this door can be smashed open!"

Xiao Ming looked at the watermelon knife in his hand, gestured at the door, and gave up: "I shouldn't need this knife." Brother Haiquan, you come first, I'll take your place when I'm tired for a while. ”

Haiquan nodded, and then continued to slam the door with his hoe.

Fang Zulan watched the foam door being smashed at a speed visible to the naked eye under Haiquan's hoe, and immediately gloated: "Haha, I really want to see how the blue team smashed the door with a wine bottle!"

Yi Yi added: "And Brother Chao's compass!"

Xiao Ming shook his head and reminded them, "Although their tools are not good, don't forget that they have fifteen minutes longer than us." ”

Fang Zulan was immediately anxious when he heard this, stepped forward to take the hoe in Haiquan's hand, and said, "Brother Haiquan, you let me try it!"

Haiquan handed the hoe to Fang Zulan, and Fang Zulan slammed it hard, and roared angrily: "What the hell is over there!"

Click!

Xiao Ming looked at Fang Zulan, pointed to the hoe rod that was broken in two, then turned his head to look at the camera next to him, and said expressionlessly: "Director, I want to report, there is a bug in our show!"