Four hundred and seventy-seven routines
"Look at you like that, you're still not done with me, you get up, finish the second half of the race, and then say, whatever you want with me! Look at the back, can the police catch up, can you still run away?" Hu Dafa's words, even if fifteen thieves are tied together, they can kill seven and a half in anger.
"I'm here, grab him!" Qi Ruilan hugged the handbag in her arms and limped over, Hu Dafa glanced at it, how did she feel wrong, twisted your foot? Can you do it? How far did you run, you ran at least four or five stops less than me, this is injured, is it a work injury?
"Alas, catch him!" Hu Dafa agreed, turned his head to the marathon runners, and whispered: "Hey, give you a chance, hurry up and run!"
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Hu Dafa slowly kicked up the bicycle for a long time, and followed behind the thief without hurrying, you run, I ride, isn't this the training method of marathon runners? The athlete runs in front, and the coach on the bicycle looks at the stopwatch while cheering and encouraging, "Adjust your breathing, slow down uphill, accelerate downhill, and sprint with all your strength in the last five kilometers!" Rush up, you will get a medal, and you will get a prize when you go back!"
"Big brother, what are you doing here? No need to send it, I can walk by myself, I know the way!" The blue down jacket doesn't know anything else, Hu Dafa's bicycle made an even clucking sound, that's the sign, still chasing, didn't you let me go? Do you want to send me away? Why are you so polite? Could it be that you are really a long-distance running coach, I don't want to be a long-distance runner!
Hey! Hu Dafa didn't feel happy in his heart, thinking that I was going to send you here! Yes, I'll send you back to the office! By the way, I will slip through Qi Ruilan's legs and feet, so that I don't have to worry about me and always remember me and find me trouble. "Then what's the line! Send the Buddha to the west, help the donkey, and give her a ride! The police in the back have to dump her! Acting, you have to play the whole book, there is a beginning and no tail, what is that called! Oh, turn right in front, turn right when you go out. ”
"Oh!" the blue down jacket was unclear, and turned right in turn according to Hu Dafa's instructions. persisted for a few hundred meters, and finally woke up to the fact that the brother behind him was really not sending himself, he was going to destroy himself.
"You, what do you want to do?" the thief gathered some strength, turned sharply, and showed his fierce face again. "I'm telling you, don't mess me up, you can't eat and walk around!"
"Hey, do you want to pack, okay, then you have to settle the bill, and the lunch box also has to be charged!" Not to mention eating, in terms of this knowledge, Hu Dafa is really quite rich.
"You're running! There's still half of the marathon left! Can't run?" Hu Dafa blinked, the color of his face had not changed, but the bad water in his heart had already reached his head, and if he hadn't pressed his skull, he would have become a fountain long ago.
"You're playing with me! I'm fighting with you!" The blue down jacket glared at him, his fierce face was revealed, and he walked towards Hu Dafa. If it weren't for the fact that Hu Dafa stopped at just the right distance and couldn't reach the length, if he had a knife in his hand now, he would definitely slash at Hu Dafa without hesitation.
"Hehe, I'm playing with you, what's the hurry! This car is for you, let you run faster, the policeman is injured, but it's very powerful, hurry up, and then the car!" Hu Dafa jumped off the car, still looking at his colleagues with a smile, holding the handlebar with one hand and the saddle with the other, and sent it forward, the bicycle slid forward smoothly for half a meter, and due to the impact of the rear tire loss, the front handlebar was crooked and leaned to the side.
The blue down jacket was stunned, but I didn't expect Hu Dafa to give the car to himself, this is definitely not to arrest himself, this is to help me! Everyone else is helping the donkey and sending it another ride, you are sending me a donkey. This is simply a benefactor! Quickly reached out to catch the bicycle that had been crooked, and the circles under his eyes were rosy again, "Dude, thank you! The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, we will have a period in the future!"
"What's polite! Hurry up, otherwise the police will catch up, and I won't let you go, and you won't be able to leave!" Hu Dafa squinted his eyes, already thinking about how to ravage this thief in the next paragraph.
"Uh!" the blue down jacket cheated his legs, stepped on the bicycle, stepped on the pedals with one foot, and was just about to move his butt onto the saddle, when he felt that he and the bicycle had received a great impact in one direction, and he had long been unable to control it, and he fell to the ground with the car.
Just when the thief was about to start sliding, Hu Dafa rushed forward, flew up and kicked the back seat of the bicycle, with such a great force, the bicycle flew out sideways with the thief, "Oh, you are looking for death!"
After a painful scolding, Hu Dafa took a step forward, rushed to the car and people, turned around, and sat down, not only sat down, but also twisted left and right a few times with his almost upside-down buttocks, pressed down hard, and felt the painful resistance of the thief lying under him.
"Oops, my legs, I'm about to break, you, you bastard, you want to play me to death, I, I'll fight with you, I'm ......" The blue down jacket was pressed to the ground, twisting his body desperately, like a monkey who wanted to escape from the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain, but he pressed a bicycle on his body, and then pressed a big living person of more than 100 catties, how to resist it was in vain, saying cruel words, that is, to make his mouth happy, it was useless. I wanted to hit Hu Dafa with my arm backhand, but I couldn't reach him after trying a few times.
"The leg is broken, okay, we have one less gold medal in the Olympics, it's okay, and the Paralympic Games! It's just as glorious! Hehe! There is one less person in society to make trouble! The lesser of two evils!" Hu Dafa twisted his injured buttocks again, replied happily, and at the same time pressed his body down, almost using this place as a bed, and lay down
"Big brother, let me go, I, I have to do this, it's the first time, it's the first time! I still have a sixty-year-old mother at home who has no one to take care of, she is paralyzed in bed, waiting to buy money for medicine! I can't help it! Please, be kind, let me go! I, I don't dare anymore, I'll find a job when I go back, and I will never do this again!" The blue down jacket changed his face again, with a bitter face, tears in his eyes, and he was busy begging for mercy.