Clothes Clothes Clothes ......

After escaping from the Xuanzhu Ruins with the invisible thousands of knives in the Three No Realms, Ye Zheng clicked on a certain treasure to take a look.

First of all, filter the merchants in Sioux City or Modu, so that they can be delivered tomorrow after the purchase, and secondly......

No, it remains to see what women's clothing the merchant sells.

After watching for half an hour, Ye Zheng finally deeply understood the pain of being a straight man.

From the aesthetic point of view of straight men, as long as the style is not too out-of-line, those women's clothes are the same in their eyes, and their heads are big after looking at it in one round, and they don't know which one to buy.

After thinking about it, Bai Su wants to have a chest and legs, and he wants to have legs and legs, and he needs to be tall and tall, in fact, he looks good in everything, but this is just his own opinion, maybe Bai Su doesn't like it after buying it, it's counterproductive......

Ye Zheng scratched his head desperately while watching, extremely painful.

I don't feel troublesome at all when I buy clothes by myself, which one is cheaper to buy, but I can't buy clothes for Bai Su, and I can't leave any casual insincerity and the like.

"Hey, you're starting to look at the closet, that's smart, uh......" Lin Chu's voice paused, "Clothes, clothes......"

Ye Zheng: "......"

As soon as he turned his head, Lin Chu was stretching his neck to peek at his phone screen.

Turning his head again, well, sure enough, Emperor Lin Tiandi in the game died again, and the resurrection time was two minutes.

Wait, wait, what did Lin Chu say just now? Look at the wardrobe?

Dare to let the money be invested in what he likes, is to help Bai Su buy a wardrobe???

Wardrobe you banana Oh, Bai Su will be angry because there is no wardrobe?

After complaining and hesitating for a while, Ye Zheng handed over the mobile phone: "Emperor Lin Tiandi, you are a woman, why don't you help me pick a few pieces and see which ones are suitable for me......"

Lin Chu was worried that he had nothing to do when he was resurrected, so he snatched his mobile phone: "No problem, what are the requirements? price? style?"

"No requirement, as long as you think it's suitable for Su Su, I want to see what difference your aesthetic is from mine. ”

"Understand~"

Lin Chu pinched his mobile phone and crackled, the cultivator's divine sense was powerful, and the speed of browsing information was extremely fast, and the reaction speed of the mobile phone could not keep up with Lin Chu's phantom-like moving fingers.

Lin Chu frowned slightly and thought about it, and the interface of a certain treasure in hand quickly turned the page.

The resurrection time of the game character is one and a half minutes......

The respawn time of the game character is one minute......

The resurrection time of the game character is 30 seconds......

When he was five seconds away from resurrection, Lin Chu finally stopped his fingers and handed over his mobile phone: "Reach out." ”

Ye Zheng obediently spread his hands, his index finger was heavy, drip~

Fingerprint payment is successful.

Ye Zheng: "???"

What's that?

I thought that Lin Chu was just showing himself what clothes he had chosen, so why did he pay directly?

"Wait, I'll see what you bought......"

Ye Zheng snatched the phone, and then there was no more......

The screen of the mobile phone is pitch black, and the small transparent hole in the middle is shocking.

At the moment when he finished paying, Lin Chu used a slight force and directly sentenced the mobile phone to death.

Ye Zheng hated it so much that his teeth itched: "Even if you destroy your mobile phone, you have to cover up the incriminating evidence, what did you buy?"

"I didn't buy anything, just the clothes. ”

"Pinching your phone to death when you buy clothes?

"I didn't buy anything anyway, believe it or not......"

As soon as the words fell, a passionate battle song sounded under Lin Chu's buttocks, and the mobile phone rang, Lin Chu raised his eyebrows and hurriedly connected: "Ah, hey, yes, yes, yes, it's Lin Tiandi, the one of the Tianxiu tribe, standing at the gate of the main city of Chengdu...... Yes, yes, you can just order me to trade, well, Flying Feather God Speed Boots, Desolate Ancient God Armor...... Okay, I received it, the money will be automatically transferred to you in fifteen minutes, three million only, small meaning, happy transaction......"

Ye Zheng's face turned black in an instant: "You, you spent my money to buy equipment just now?"

Lin Chu hung up the phone in a dashing manner, and the clouds were light: "For the sake of the Tianxiu tribe, I have to do it as a last resort." ”

"I have to be your sister! Clothes, clothes, clothes!"

"Don't worry, I bought it together, a full sixty-three pieces, and I will definitely receive you soft tomorrow when I receive the express. ”

Ye Zheng was skeptical: "Are you sure? I'm not talking about the clothes in the game." ”

"I'm not stupid, I took your pay, and I definitely did good things for you~"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Remuneration......

"Just to help pick out clothes, you need a reward of three million, do you think I'm a local tyrant?"

"Aren't you? You owe me five million to die or live before, and now you have four million in your account, isn't it a local tyrant?"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Wait, wait, it seems that he is really a local tyrant?

Three million soft sister coins are converted into fifteen C-grade spirit stones, and the turnover of the righteous gourd in a normal day exceeds that of three million + soft sister coins per day, what is not a local tyrant?

Ye Zheng gritted his teeth, remembering that Lin Chu had blown up the golden holy clothes to save himself before, and said hatefully: "It's only this once, not an example." ”

"Boss atmosphere~"

"Hehehehehehe......"

Ye Zheng sneered and took out his mobile phone card and threw it into his pocket, feeling depressed for a while.

Xiuzhen is really a waste mobile phone, one is broken at two ends in three days, and it seems that I will have to wholesale a dozen spare tomorrow morning.

……

When he opened his eyes, Ye Zheng understood that the idea of going to wholesale mobile phones in the morning would definitely not come true.

The five white coats stood quietly beside their bedside, looking at themselves like hungry wolves, terrifying, if they weren't a little mentally prepared, they might have thought that they were going to be notified of their critical illness.

Well, the five white coats are none other than Chang Heng and the inverse entropy scientist ABCD.

The big scientist ABCD is not a traditional passerby, each of them is actually an expert in their respective fields, put back into the real world, comparable to the existence of Einstein Newton, but it is too troublesome to remember the name, Ye Zheng simply replaced it with ABCD.

"Hey, what are you doing...... Don't lift me and let me walk on my own, I can't wear my pants yet, hey!Help!Help!Qianhe, Shui Yao, Senior, Shoot Senior, come and save me!"

The miserable cry did not meet any response, and he was wrapped in the quilt and carried into the Xuanzhu ruins without dignity.

The big guy who was in charge of guarding himself had already received the news, because he had not captured the relationship between the apostles, the progress of the apostle's research had stalled, and Yun Xiaolu and the five great scientists of the anti-entropy were ready to start the formal study of Ye Zheng, and at the same time, Lin Yuanzhou, the slicing boss who was originally in charge of studying the apostles, was also on his way to Sioux City.

In the experimental area, Yun Xiaolu, who continued to open the three-no realm, waited for a long time, sharpening his knife......

In short, except for Lin Chu and Bai Su who barely got two minutes of rest when they left the imperial palace in the morning, Ye Zheng was under uninterrupted instrument scanning at other times.

Especially the evergreen teacher, a scientist B in the Department of Biology, sent Ye Zheng a full set of physical examination packages, and did not let go of any private places inside and out......

At noon, struggling back to the living room to order takeout, I saw that Lin Chu already had a lot of express deliveries around him, and the base was higher than the sofa.

The order was placed last night and delivered early in the morning, and now the express delivery efficiency is really terrible.

Ye Zheng casually dismantled a courier, well, a lace little skirt, good-looking~

It is a style that has not been worn by Bai Su, and it is not out of line, and the packaging is also very beautiful, which is suitable for giving away.

Lin Chu's vision is okay~

Putting down the courier, Ye Zheng lay down in the chair, physically and mentally exhausted: "Emperor Lin Tiandi, after you die, help me unpack the courier first, and when I finish, come over and take a look......"

"You're cursing me to death?"

"Game Character, Game Character ......"

"That's the same, that represents me, a living being, and if you curse it to death, you curse me to die......"

Ye Zheng: "......"

It's rare that Lin Chu will actually have time to take care of himself, instead of opening his mouth and getting out, don't bother me, go and ......

Looking at the screen, emmm, sure enough, he died again, and the resurrection time was thirty seconds.

Ye Zheng smiled and touched his belly, as a cultivator, even if he didn't feel hungry, he still habitually ate.

"Lunch lunch lunch...... What do you want to eat, I'll order it for you?"

When I talk and touch my body, I always feel that something is not right, etc., etc.......

That's right, the mobile phone was pinched to death by Lin Chu, and he ordered a fart takeout.

At this time, Lin Chu suddenly said: "I have already ordered the takeout for you, and I have bought my mobile phone, it is estimated that it will arrive in the afternoon, don't worry." ”

"???" Ye Zheng was confused, "Really, fake? You have changed sex? Picking you ten yuan is like asking for your life, and you are actually willing to buy me a mobile phone?"

Lin Chu waved his hand indifferently: "After all, I broke it, it should be ......"

Ye Zheng scratched his head, inexplicably, if this is the case, is Lin Chu too attentive today? Or is it just a discovery of conscience?

Tuk tuk tuk ~

The door rang just in time.

Lin Chu's game character happened to be resurrected, the keyboard was started, and his ass was sucked on the sofa and refused to move.

Ye Zheng could only sneak over and open the door, take a picture with the takeaway brother, and harvest two dumplings......

Strange thing, Lin Chu really ordered takeout for himself?

Wide and wide, it seems that the mobile phone should be the same as she said, buy it, and wait for the afternoon delivery.

Ye Zheng picked up the dumplings, enjoyed them slowly, sighed gently, licked the skin twice, took a small bite of the dumpling skin, took a small bite of the delicious soup, and then took a small bite of the filling, chewed and chewed......

Five minutes passed, and finally the first dumpling was solved perfectly.

It's not me Ye someone who eats delicately, it's really a last resort, as soon as I finish lunch, I have to go back to the Xuanzhu Ruins to be checked by the five big men and the three no girls, and I am shocked.

After three dumplings......

"Young man, why haven't you come back for ten minutes?"

Hearing the sound, Ye Zheng's chopsticks shook and fell to the ground with a click.

B, a big scientist in the Department of Biology, appeared from the bedroom, looked at the scene in the living room, and suddenly his eyes released a green light: "You're eating, just right, let me observe your eating, and swallow this little robot, you can monitor the digestion process in the stomach...... Come on, come on, put your hand out, I'll take blood once in ten minutes and see what happens to your body after you eat......"

Ye Zheng: "......"