"Jingle bell!"

With a crisp and piercing bell, the four classes in the morning finally ended.

Since it was the first time for my wife Yan Susu to have a yang body to attend classes in college, she was quite interested, except for chatting when she first met me, and did not pay attention to the class, she listened carefully the rest of the time, and took a lot of notes.

And because I graduated from college a long time ago, there is no novelty at all, and the four classes in this morning are all public basic courses for freshmen, not important main courses, so although I pretend to be listening carefully, in fact, I have been making a plan for me and my wife to get the graduation certificate in one year.

During the ten minutes of recess, my wife Yan Susu and I did not leave our seats, but took this opportunity for me to answer many of Yan Susu's questions, after all, she had never been to school, and it was inevitable that there would be too many questions that someone needed to answer to her.

Time passed quickly under such circumstances, and before I knew it, it was time to go to the school cafeteria for lunch.

"Husband, I'm so tired! I never felt tired before without a physical body, but now I am really not used to having a physical body! This morning's class has made my back ache, and now I have to walk a little bit no matter where I go, and I can't fly over it if I want to. Hey, it's better for us to be in the underworld. ”

Yan Susu and I walked out of the lecture hall and grumbled with the crowd of students coming out of the chrysalis towards the cafeteria, stretching and complaining extremely tiredly.

"Shhhh You, you have to be careful when you talk in the future. Especially in your dormitory, don't talk nonsense, when the time comes, you will frighten the other girls in the same dormitory, how can you stay at Yenching University?"

I glanced at the classmates passing by and whispered in Su Su's ear.

"Oh, I see, old ...... Oh no! It should be Flying, hee-hee. Then will you take me to watch one of the scariest ghost movies in the yang world another day? ”

Su Su stuck out her little tongue and agreed obediently in embarrassment.

At first, she almost called my husband again, but I stopped her with her eyes in time, and then she begged me to take her to see the horror movie of the yang world with bright eyes.

"Pull it down? You're just a terrifying female ghost and watch ghost movies? Just look in the mirror in the middle of the night when you're out of your body? Just your ugly and fierce dominatrix appearance should be enough to scare yourself to death a hundred times. Why spend that unjust money?"

I pursed my lips, looked her up and down, and pretended to be scared in refusal.

"I hate it! This princess is like a jade, and your eye sees that this princess is ugly and fierce?

Su Su stopped in annoyance, and pointed her bony jade hand back and forth at me with her eyes, threatening.

The implication is that as long as I say that eye, she will not hesitate to gouge it out, and step on it to a pulp to relieve her hatred.

"Misunderstanding, ahem, it's just a misunderstanding. How can a beautiful woman like you be a dominatrix like you? Tell me, I'll fix him for you!"

I hurriedly pretended to be very innocent and tried my best to explain, and praised with a hypocritical smile and took the opportunity to divert the topic, and then pretended to be completely unaware, and said indignantly that I would help her come out and punish the "person" who dared to slander the princess of the underworld.

If you dare to be disrespectful to this princess again, this palace will gouge out your eyes and make peeing cow balls and skewer shabu shabu to eat! Hmph!

Su Su ignored the strange stares of other students passing by, and grabbed my collar intimidatingly.

"Peeing cow pills, count you ruthless! Huh! Isn't it okay for a slave to obey the order? Please! This is in front of the public, give your husband some face? ”

I was a little speechless, and then glanced around at my classmate who looked at me and Su Su with a rich expression, and whispered to her to let go of my collar quickly.

"It's okay to let you go, as long as you invite this princess to eat delicious food at noon, and eat until this princess is satisfied, I won't worry about you. Hmph!"

Su Su took the opportunity to knock on the bamboo.

"Okay! No problem! It's easy to say anything except that broken peeing cow pill. Ahem......"

I nodded in agreement, pretending to be strangled, my eyes rolling and coughing violently.

"Don't pretend to be dead to Princess Ben! Okay! This is what you said, well, then punish you for taking Princess Ben to the halal canteen to eat all kinds of snacks. If this princess is not happy to eat, then the last dish is peeing cow balls!

Su Su gave her request with a triumphant expression, let go of me, turned around and continued to walk forward.

"Halal canteen, won't you? You hell fool...... Oh, no, hehe, it's Princess Su. ”

I caught up and asked very unexpectedly, when I accidentally blurted out the silly girl in the underworld, I saw Su Su's eyes glaring, and when I was about to go crazy, I hurriedly changed my words in time with a smiling face.

lest I be entangled by her collar again, and the nearby classmates don't know what to think of me.

"What kind of vegetarian princess meat princess, just call the princess, otherwise others will think that this princess is a vegetarian! If you shout nonsense, even if this princess is a vegetarian, she will have to eat your pair of peeing cow pills to open meat! Hmph! Let's go, little Yangzi, set up a halal canteen. ”

Su Su frowned, turned her head very dissatisfied, and glanced at me in correction.

At the mention of peeing cow pills, he pointed to my eyes again and licked his lips, which made me feel a chill in my heart.

I thought that she was worthy of being a female ghost princess, but she was wonderful, and she actually loved to eat food with the word "urine" in her name.

"Huh!"

In line with the double inner thoughts that good men don't fight with women, and good men don't suffer immediate losses, and that I am just a little eunuch who can be strangled at any time in her eyes, I readily agreed.

When I saw that Su Su was really arrogant and really drove in the direction of the halal canteen like a princess, I also hurriedly followed.

"By the way, Susu, why are you suddenly interested in the halal canteen?"

When I was about to reach the door of the halal canteen, I couldn't help but ask.

Because I know that the soul body of the underworld does not have the Han people and the Muslims, and it is the first time that Su Su has a physical body to live in the yang world, I don't understand why she knows the halal statement, and she has to go to the halal canteen for lunch.

"I'm curious. Because there was a girl in our dormitory who gave us the snacks and snacks she brought from her hometown yesterday, and we both thought it was delicious. And when we gave her the snacks we brought, she refused. Later, I learned that she was a Hui ethnic minority. What to say she can only be to eat halal food. In the future, you can only eat in the halal cafeteria of the school. He also said a lot of names and recipes of halal food snacks, and we made our mouths water. So I'm going to try it now, and by the way, meet the first hardcore girlfriend I met here. You know? Last night I talked to her in the dormitory until the middle of the night! I think she has a pungent personality, generous, not pretentious, very much like me, not as pretentious as the other girls in the dormitory, delicate, good-looking, and very snobbish, or reserved, I really can't get along with them. ”

Su Su licked her lips and replied with a greedy look.

"Oh, you even have a girlfriend so soon? Didn't you see her in the lecture hall just now? You won't patronize your husband and me to grab a seat, and you will neglect people with a heavy color and a friend, right?"

I asked, somewhat surprised, and made a joke with a look of disdain.

If it weren't for the fact that she was in a professional class today, and if she didn't take a public basic class in the big lecture hall, the person sitting next to me just now would not be you but her! In the future, for this princess, girlfriends come first, and husbands are second! Hmph!"

Su Su looked at me even more disdainfully and retorted dissatisfiedly.

"Hearing you say that, I would like to see this minority girlfriend who smells like you. Well, I think otherwise, you might as well ask her out for a big dinner in the evening another day, and I'll treat her. By the way, I asked her to help me take care of you, a trouble-breaker who is extremely unfamiliar with the yang world. After all, our relationship as husband and wife cannot be made public, and we live in a university dormitory, so it is inconvenient for me to be by your side to protect you every night. I'm a lot relieved to have a spicy girlfriend with you. ”

I said with some interest, and made a thoughtful suggestion.

The reason why I say this is because I know my wife Yan Susu's eccentric personality too well, although she has no bad intentions, but she has been lawless in the underworld since she was a child, and she is not familiar with the customs and laws of the yang world, and if she is not careful, she may do ridiculous things.

It's not impossible to even break the laws of the yang world because of this, so I can feel a lot more relieved to have a reliable girlfriend by her side to watch her.

And I have also gotten along with some Muslim friends, and I feel that they are extremely sincere in their treatment of others, plus they are all people with firm beliefs, do things in a measured manner, and will not be nonsense without a bottom line, so although I haven't seen the best friend mentioned by Mrs. Yan Susu, I can feel that the other party can make Yan Susu feel that he is in love, and he should be a simple and good girl like Yan Susu, and he is definitely a trustworthy friend.

"I hate it! You're the troublemaker! This princess loves to get into trouble? Is it illegal to get into trouble? Well...... In view of the fact that you insulted the princess and caused trouble, which is a serious crime, the princess now punishes you to find the most authentic halal restaurant in the evening and invite me and my best friend to a big dinner. If we are both satisfied, we will save you from death. Otherwise, the pair of peeing cow pills on your face will not be saved, and you will have to set up a stall at the school gate to spend the rest of your life as a blind fortune teller in the future. Hmph!"

Su Su gritted his teeth and shouted, then rolled his eyes, licked his lips, and threatened like a greedy cat.

"What? Your best friend's name is Mei Yang Yang? This is not her real name, it's an Internet nickname, right? Since she has a spicy and domineering personality like you, and is quite unreasonable, then why doesn't she call her Red Wolf! Haha!"

I shouted with a smile on my back, and gave her best friend a nickname with a wicked smile.

"What! This is her real name! Her surname is Mei, beautiful beauty, and the ocean is the ocean of the ocean. It's not the beautiful sheep in the cartoon. You're going to die! You're going to give her the nickname Red Wolf! I'll tell her in a moment that you're talking bad about her behind her back, and you're making fun of her, and when the time comes, be careful that she slaps you to death with a frying pan! She says she loves to cook with a frying pan in the kitchen, and she loves to pat her on the head with a frying pan! So you're dead! Hmph!"

Su Su explained with a serious face.

Speaking of which, he raised his hand and gestured to slap me on the head with a frying pan, and looked at me with a look of real death.

"Haha! Isn't this one who likes to use a frying pan to shoot people's heads on the head too red!

After listening to Su Su's serious explanation, I couldn't help laughing out loud......