Chapter 58: Flickering and playing
10,000 years!
The ghost girl said that unless it is an immortal demon, no cultivator can live for 10,000 years.
And in this world, there is no existence above immortals and demons at all!
So how did this big guy survive 10,000 years?
Chen Mo complained in his heart, but his mouth was complimentary: "Big guy, you are too powerful!
"I Am Not God, I Am Not ...... Man"
Tian Junxing said, snapping his fingers.
A dark green flame burned out of thin air, illuminating his dry face.
"Zombie!" Chen Mo's face turned pale.
"I used to be a human being, but in order to survive, I turned myself into a zombie according to a secret method recorded here, 10,000 years, I finally waited for the arrival of the second person, but your luck is better than mine, after all, I am still with you, emotional zombies chat online, let's say something casually. ”
Chen Mo: "......"
"What time is it now?" Tian Junxing saw that Chen Mo didn't speak, so he took the initiative to find a topic.
"I don't know, I don't have a phone. Chen Mo shook his head.
"10,000 years have passed, and you are still using your mobile phone?"
Zombie Tian Junxing was stunned for a moment and asked, "What era is it now?"
Chen Mo: "New era. ”
Tian Junxing: "How new?"
"Changing with each passing day, you know?"
Chen Mo has watched the documentary, the earth 10,000 years ago was the Neolithic Age, and all the people who lived were primitive people, and this big guy was trapped here for 10,000 years, so he naturally missed the development process of Chinese civilization.
Anyway, the other party is not hostile, and there is still some time for the electric demon to repair itself, so it is better to talk to him.
No matter who the other party is, he has been imprisoned for 10,000 years, how lonely and lonely is it for such a long time?
Chen Mo couldn't help but think of Zhuzhu, so he felt compassion for this zombie who was not too ugly.
"I'm so kind!"
Chen Mo was moved by himself, then his voice softened, and he said, "I'll tell you from the Neolithic Age......
Neolithic Age, Clans, Three Emperors and Five Emperors, Xia, Shang and Zhou......
As Chen Mo gushed out, Tian Junxing felt that something was wrong.
"Can you start from 2,000 A.D.? I know all of what you said. Tian Junxing said.
"You know, big guy, if you knew, you wouldn't have been imprisoned for 10,000 years, okay?" Chen Mo, as a senior student of the Chinese Department, is a treasure for Chinese history.
finally had a chance to show off, but the other party didn't give face!
"No, I've been imprisoned here since 2018 AD, and now 10,000 years have passed, if there is no fault in human civilization, then it should be 12018 AD, right?" Tian Junxing was anxious.
Chen Mo looked at Tian Junxing like a stupid fork.
Okay, you're kidding me for a long time!
It's a shame that I still had compassion for you before.
"Big guy, please ask, what kind of cultivation are you doing now?" Chen Mo asked cautiously.
When zombie Tian Junxing heard this, he couldn't help but be gloomy.
"When I was first imprisoned, it was in the late stage of foundation building, and after 10,000 years, no matter how much I cultivated, I didn't make any progress, except for turning into a zombie, I was still in the late stage of foundation building. ”
"It turned out to be the late stage of foundation building. Chen Mo nodded.
The foundation building period is good, and the strength is too high, so I don't dare to fool you!
Chen Mo sighed and said solemnly: "Big guy, you are wrong, now is not 12018, but the 11th year of the god and demon calendar!"
"Eleven years of gods and demons?" Tian Junxing's eyes were full of confusion: "What happened in history?"
"Don't you know, in the early 9,000s, the earth faced an invasion by foreign enemies, and the global powerhouses worked together to experience an extremely tragic war, which saved the earth. All the people who participated in the war signed confidentiality agreements, and they didn't want future generations to know about the painful past. ”
Chen Mo's face was sad: "In that battle, the mountains and rivers collapsed, the heavens and the earth were discolored, and even the fairy world and the demon world were beaten to pieces. The Immortal Emperor wept bitterly, and the Human Emperor knelt down and begged for mercy, if it weren't for the birth of a great demon king, not to mention the earth, the entire Three Realms would have fallen. ”
"Great Demon King, I should be a villain when I hear the name, how can I save the Three Realms?" Tian Junxing tilted his head.
Chen Mo asked, "Big guy, you're a zombie, right?"
Tian Junxing replied: "That's right." ”
"Then have you ever done bad things and sucked human blood?"
"How could I do that kind of thing? I'm a good person!"
"That's right, the Great Demon King is actually a good person, but everyone thinks he's bad, so they call him the Great Demon King. ”
Tian Junxing suddenly realized: "It makes sense, brother, you go on." ”
"Let me tell you, that big demon king, seven feet tall, burly but soft muscles, containing explosive power, but it doesn't look exaggerated, the most important thing is that he looks handsome! Handsome to eight-year-old Lori, eighty-year-old old woman, the kind that can't close his legs! Smile slightly, it's just evil and bewitching, it's fascinating......"
Chen Mo gushed endlessly, his eyes full of excitement and excitement.
"Brother, wait, how old are you this year?" Tian Junxing suddenly asked.
Chen Mo subconsciously replied: "I am young and promising, I am just twenty years old, let me tell you......"
"Brother, don't talk about it, you're only twenty years old, how do you know about the horror war in the early 9,000s? Didn't you say that you signed a confidentiality agreement? Didn't you say that future generations would not know about it? How do you know it so clearly? And the big demon king you said, the demon king in the mouth of thousands of beautiful girls, didn't you say that the dragon sees the beginning but not the tail, and has to see a happy life? How do you even know that he has a mole on his thigh?"
"Lord Demon King!"
A call came into the ears of Chen Mo and Tian Junxing.
The two looked sideways, and the short and fat electric demon was standing outside the open stone door of the main hall, as if he wanted to enter, but he couldn't seem to get in.
"Who is he calling?" asked Tian Junxing.
Chen Mo raised his head and straightened his chest: "If you guessed correctly, you should call me." ”
Tian Junxing: "......"
The corners of the mouth twitched uncontrollably on the face of the zombie who should have been numb.
"It turns out that your kid is the so-called big demon king? I'll go to your second uncle's hand to grab the cake! The old man has lived for 10,000 years, and you little rabbit cub fooled me to play?"
"I'm going to your eldest brother-in-law to dance Latin dance, and you're not fooling me from beginning to end? I've been imprisoned since 2018? I've been trapped for 10,000 years? I believe you're a ghost, you're an ugly zombie, you're so bad! Do you know what the date is today?"
"What is the date?how much?" Tian Junxing hurriedly asked as if he had been subverted.
"Lord Demon King!"
The electric demon's shout came again: "Lord Demon, run!
Chen Mo raised his head, and a string of strange words flashing with a dim red glow flew from the darkness, and instantly came straight to his dantian.
At the same time, the entire hall shook as if glass had shattered.
After the click, a small irregular purple fragment, emitting a faint light, went straight to Chen Mo's mind.
"I'm the sun!"
Chen Mo didn't have time to dodge at all, and after the words and fragments were all submerged in his body, his eyes rolled and he fainted to the ground.