After returning to the marriage and love office, Xing Lang plunged into the stacks of books and studied all kinds of spell cheats, but the more cheats Xing Lang read, the more ugly his face became.

Urine escape?

Eighteen swords of blue blindness?

Meow Claw Attack?

100mm Sound Transmission Book?

What kind of bullshit is this!

Others use blood escape techniques, and I won't say if they can successfully escape, but just hearing the name is enough to bluff people, but what's the matter with this urine escape and escape?

Is it time to let the enemy wait for a while, take off your pants, and soak pee and in yourself halfway through the fight?

As for the "Eighteen Swords of Blue Blindness", it is even more of a thing that does not pay for the death of people!

The first line of the cheats remarks that if you want to practice this skill, you must first self-destruct your eyes and bracket, which is suitable for blind people to cultivate.

It turns out that the original name of this swordsmanship is "Qingmang Eighteen Swords", according to the annotation, this swordsmanship is smart and elegant, the sword is sharp, and the sword is dazzling, but because the cyan sword released is too dazzling, it is not excluded that while the eyes of the enemy's dogs are blind, they may also blind their own dog eyes, so later the light of the light was changed to the blindness of the blind.

The intention is to remind cultivators that they need to be cautious when cultivating, and it is very likely that if they don't pay attention, they will become blind......

There's also a meow claw attack.,Just listening to the name, I think it's suitable for sissy cultivation.,People are either eagle claws.,It's a tiger claw.,Masculine and masculine.,What does your whole meow claw mean?Is it used to fight.,Or is it used to sell cute?

Although the first three are particularly cheating, they still have a bit of a real effect, and in comparison, the 100-millimeter sound transmission technique can be called the chicken ribs of the chicken ribs.

Those who have watched martial arts dramas must be familiar with "Thousands of Miles of Voice", the main purpose of this kung fu is that before people arrive, the sound comes first, highlighting their profound cultivation, in order to deter the enemy.

But how far is a hundred millimeters? It's only ten centimeters for him!

The ruler used by students in class should be 15 centimeters!

At such a short distance, the mosquitoes are all clear, and it is a waste of effort to transmit your sister's voice!

Angrily threw these chicken rib cheats out of the door of the marriage and love center, Xing Lang originally planned to turn around and leave, but in the end, he looked patiently for a while, and finally found a useful spell.

"Wishful Wishful Mantra!"

The Wishful Charm is not offensive and is a secondary spell that can make an object or creature bigger or smaller as it pleases, according to the caster's wishes.

"It's kind of interesting. ”

As a result, it was not surprising that, just like last time, Xing Lang only had a moment of enlightenment, and before he could make half a cup of tea, he made the wishful mantra change hands.

"Get smaller!"

The blackened overlord gun was erected in the marriage and love room, the end of the gun was three points into the ground, Xing Lang cast a wishful spell, and pointed at it from afar, the overlord gun suddenly emitted a buzzing sound, and after trembling a few times, the gun body suddenly began to shrink, and finally it was only the size of a toothpick.

Xing Lang's Imperial Technique had already made him superb, and as soon as he waved his hand, the Overlord Spear flew over and landed on his palm.

"It's so much more convenient. ”

The Overlord gun is too large to carry, and it weighs as much as 7,800 pounds!

With the strength of Xing Lang's physical body to build the foundation of the Ten Heavens, he couldn't lift the Overlord Spear at all, even if it was a royal technique, he couldn't drive half a point, but now that it has become smaller and exquisite, the weight has also been reduced a lot, and Xing Lang can barely drive it.

The point is that it is not only easy to carry around, but also not afraid of being chased by the police.

Occasionally, I don't bring a toothpick after eating, but I can also use it as a toothpick, which is multi-purpose, and it feels great!

Of course, if it is used against the enemy, the current Xing Lang obviously can't dance the Overlord Gun, but he can make the gun smaller and throw it out as a hidden weapon, and then suddenly cast a spell to make it bigger, which can completely catch the enemy off guard.

Just imagine, a few feet away, suddenly a big iron spear appeared out of thin air, flying head-on, even if you can't succeed in killing the enemy, but you can scare the opponent!

With one more killer move, Xing Lang was in a good mood and clamped the miniature form of the Overlord Gun to his ear.

After studying the spell cheats for a while, he found that most of them were chicken skills similar to "100 mm sound transmission", and there were not many serious spells at all, Xing Lang suddenly felt like he had been deceived and was fooled.

I secretly made up my mind that if I had a chance in the future, I would definitely blackmail Lin Tianba again!

But fortunately, with additional products such as Tsukidan and Monkey Drunk, Xing Lang was not so uncomfortable in his heart, if he only got these cheats, he would probably vomit three liters of blood in anger.

Light up the screen and log in to the client of Xiuxian Marriage and Love, Xing Lang is now happy to be a matchmaker, after all, if you match a successful pair, you can get a lot of money, but there is no news on the site today, Xing Lang can't help but be a little disappointed.

After staying in the marriage and love house for a while, time flew by, seeing that it was almost time for the celebration banquet, and after determining that there would be no more business today, Xing Lang left the marriage and love center.

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In the open space outside the ancestral hall, at this moment, the lanterns are colorful, the banquet is a long line, all the people in the happy village gather here, one after another the pure rural delicacies of the earth-colored and earthy fragrance, serve it on the table, see the people's index fingers move, saliva flow.

Xing Lang was going to find a random table to sit down, but he was pulled to the first table of the old village chief and several uncles.

The old village chief stood up, the noisy voice dropped suddenly, and everyone's eyes were fixed on the former, knowing that the old village chief was about to speak.

"Today, is a memorable day, but also a day worth celebrating, last night, when each of us was immersed in sleep, the security team worked tirelessly on patrol, silently paying, protecting each of us, it is also the heroic performance of the security team, repelling the powerful enemy, saving our homeland!"

"Come, let's raise our glasses and toast all the members of the Guard. ”

Bang bang bang ~~~!

The sound of the wine glass hitting the table rang out, and all the villagers stood up, raised the wine glass in their hands, and then drank the water and wine drinks filled with the cup together!

"I won't be verbose old man, let's spread out our arms to eat and drink. ”

Feeding the stomach with wine and delicacies, accompanied by family and friends, it is really a great joy in life, everyone drinks wine, talks and laughs, and all have happy smiles on their faces.

Under the blind coaxing of everyone, Xing Lang and Zhao Zhiqing came to the stage together and sang a love song duet.

Although it is not a lingering and beautiful voice, the two have a very tacit understanding, talented and beautiful, and they are particularly eye-catching, which directly pushes the atmosphere of the banquet to the highest peak!