Chapter 275: A hilarious time of flirting and scolding
"Hey, why hasn't my dead husband come back! Even if I see you, the dead emperor, you have to come back after three knocks and nine bows! It's so boring! It would be nice if I could leave Yunfu and go out to play! It's a pity, I heard Mommy say that Yunfu is surrounded by a swamp, and there is a white poisonous mist, unless I turn back into an undead, hey, this is really troublesome with the body of the yang! It's better to be a ghost!" When I was about to return to the study, I heard Zhen'er sighing there through the clairvoyance of the soul.
After hearing these words clearly, I realized that the current Princess Anhe is no longer the Princess Anhe I see in the future modern society, because one is a ghost princess, and now this is a living person!
Obviously, after she traveled through time and space to the Republic of China, she was reincarnated.
Thinking of this, I am also in a much better mood, after all, when I take her back to the future modern society, she will no longer be a ghost.
"This dead girl! are not satisfied with being a human again? She still wants to turn back into a ghost! It seems that my husband has to let you be as comfortable as a ghost in the underworld even if you have a body in the yang world! Otherwise, you will be your concubine in vain!" I said secretly in my heart with some tears and laughter.
When I came to the corridor not far from the study, I opened my eyes and walked towards the study with loud footsteps, just to let Jane hear it, to let her know that I was back, lest if I came behind her quietly, she would think that I had heard what she had just said to herself, and then what I did afterwards would have been no surprise to her.
"Slave Zhen'er has seen Banzai Ye, please say hello to Banzai Ye! Is this okay? can satisfy your vanity?" When I was about to come to the door of the study, I heard Zhen'er say in a strange voice at the door.
The first two sentences made me sound like that, thinking that she had succumbed. But the last two sentences made me understand that she was just perfunctory to me.
"It seems that what I said is that it is okay to bow three times and bow nine times! You are just doing it simply, it doesn't count, and you will start over! Otherwise, you will enter the cold palace and never live!" I reprimanded with a pretended anger on my face.
Besides, Zhen'er is just a maid, how can an emperor send a maid into the cold palace? At least you have to agree, talented people, even Jieyu or something, to enter the cold palace, right? Have you seriously read the palace treasure Zhen Huan's biography? If you really want to put me in the cold palace, you have to at least make me a concubine, right? Otherwise, don't talk about it! Hmph! And ah! This cold palace is not hell, why is it that you are born again?" Zhen'er replied with a look of disdain, completely looking like a villain.
"No! Zhen Huan's biography has become a sunflower treasure book in your mind! I am the emperor, Chrysostom and Yuyan, every word I say is a treasure book for you! You must abide by it! As long as I am happy, even a female cockroach can enter the cold palace, let alone you little girl! As for hell, there is nothing wrong with it! This person who was beaten into the cold palace died very miserably in the end, what is the difference between it and hell? I must wish I was born early and get out of the sea of suffering. But given your bad attitude of not admitting your guilt, I don't intend to let you live. Let you be a lonely ghost in the cold palace, and catch dead cats, dead dogs, and undead spirits all day long!
"Cut! Who is afraid of whom! This girl still wants to become a ghost! She is much more comfortable than she is now! Go wherever she wants! Just go outside, wander around the swamp full of poisonous mist, no problem! Hmph!" said Jane scoffed.
"Then if I let you walk in the swamp without becoming a ghost, will you be able to respect me a little bit in the future?
"Savage, you tomato! You're a violent maniac! You can brag, if I wander in the swamp, I'll be a ghost in a minute! You and I'm stupid? If you can really make this girl walk around the swamp without being a ghost, this girl can consider being kind to you!" said Jane with a look of disdain!
"It's just a little better, that wood is attractive! Hey, since Mu Youyin can accompany me to the swamp for a walk, I'd better go to bed." I said with a very uncommon expression.
He yawned lazily again, pretending to be really going to sleep, and wanted to enter the house.
"Then what do you want? Tell me what this girl can do, and I will promise you, but if you can't lie to me, I must be able to walk around the swamp as I do now!" asked Jane, who seemed to be a little moved, and stopped me.
"Actually, it's not difficult, you can do it! That is, after the deed is done, you have to sleep, and I will take you to play and walk in the swamp. Well, Xiao Nizi is in good shape!...... "I deliberately looked ill-intentioned, looked her up and down, and said.
"Okay, you perverted dog emperor, you dare to beat this girl's idea, don't you already have a lady in the east wing, why are you still worried about me?" Zhen'er scolded angrily, and asked tentatively with a roll of her eyes.
"You've been in Yunfu for two years, and you should have heard me say that you don't like this so-called lady at all? I even escaped from the engagement banquet and didn't participate! Do you say she is still my wife? Besides, I am a dignified son of heaven, dare to love and hate, even if I like a barbaric maid, that is my right, and no one is allowed to say anything, right?" I replied disapprovingly.
"yes, I...... I've heard of it, so can you tell me why you don't want such a beautiful lady from a big family to be your wife?" asked Zhen'er with special interest.
When it came to hearing about it, she hesitated, and it was clear that she hadn't heard about it, but had experienced it herself, so I could sense that she really wanted to know the real reason why I did it in the first place.
"Because in my heart, I always dreamed dimly that when I was three years old, there was a little beautiful woman who slept with me, so when I grew up, I never forgot it, and of course I was disgusted by the fact that my family suddenly let me get engaged to a strange woman! To be honest, I still don't know the name of the woman in the east wing. Anyway, I'm the emperor, and I have the final say, and they can't do anything about me. What's the matter, have you figured it out? If I haven't figured out the conditions for serving me, I'll go to bed. I replied as a matter of course.
After saying that, I pretended to yawn a few more times, closed my eyes, and secretly used my soul clairvoyance to quietly observe Zhen'er.
As I expected, she was very satisfied with my answer, and when she knew that I was still thinking about her when I was three years old, and therefore refused to marry another woman, her face showed a snicker, obviously knowing that I had slept with her all night when I was three years old.
And she knows about the fact that I haven't recovered my memory, so I'm naturally convinced of it. And I'm not lying, because I did just know about it.
Since I was yawning with my eyes closed, she thought I couldn't see her, and I didn't hide the joy in my heart, so I could see it clearly.
"Okay! That's what the girl promises you. But you've got to really make this girl have a good time in the swamp as I think she wants. Otherwise, I'll refuse to go to bed!" said Jane, cheerfully.
"I'm sure you'll have a good time, dance with the crocodiles. It's just that you can't deny the waiter you promised afterwards?......" I said confidently, but I said that I deliberately sold it later.
"What's the matter otherwise? You want me to sleep so much? You're such a perverted dog emperor!" asked Zhen'er, suspicious, and looked at me with disdain, as if she were really an extremely obscene unscrupulous uncle in front of her.
"Ahem...... Don't misunderstand, girl, it's not my purpose to ask you to go to bed, it's just to give you a reasonable identity to enter the cold palace! Didn't you just say that? That there is an emperor's practice of sending the maid directly into the cold palace, and I also feel that it is reasonable, and I feel that the ancestral law cannot be abolished. I also understand that only when you are in bed can I make you a concubine, even if it is a queen? After all, why should there be no excuse for the sin you want to add?, so in order to let you spend your life in the cold palace with peace of mind in the future, I reluctantly asked you to sleep. This shows that I can learn from this piece of your wasted heart! It is enough to move the heavens and the earth, but why can't I move you?" I coughed dryly, and said in a "heart-to-heart" tone, pretending to be heartbroken and not being understood by others, and asked Zhen'er.
At that moment, I felt that my performance was so perfect that if I didn't win the Oscar for Best Performance, it would be intolerable!
"Ahh
"No, you call yourself the palace before you are enthroned! Do you want to rebel? Why did you even come out of the mourning family? Are you so ambitious? You don't even look down on the queen, and you still want to be the queen mother? I don't accept it! I protest! I ...... argued.
"Protest is invalid! Don't you want to be a little Yangzi?" Zhen'er put on a posture like a queen mother, stretched out a hand, and threatened.
"You...... Shh......h
"Hahaha......" In the midst of Jane's triumphant laughter, I pretended to bend down, respectfully held one of her arms, and walked towards the corridor......