Chapter 33 33
In an instant, the woman flew in front of Xinglang, her delicate body was tilted, and she flew down diagonally, while Xinglang stood with both feet on the ground, stood with her waist straight, her head up, and the two looked at each other, one up and down, almost face to face.
That posture and that movement, it looked like a couple separated by the galaxy, a couple who hadn't seen each other for a long time, and the woman seemed to be about to fly into the arms of the torturer.
The beauty of the woman has the charm of Chinese classics, which is so fascinating that even the torturer who is commonplace with beautiful women can't help but look a little distracted.
At this moment, the woman was already close at hand.
"Hey, stop, stop!"
Boom~~!
Jiro came back to his senses, with a professional smile on his face, ready to greet his client, but who would have expected that the woman had no intention of "braking" at all, and hit Jirou's chest directly!
Puff~~!
The two fell directly to the ground, and Xinglang was even knocked out of a mouthful of old blood.
What kind of international joke, such a big living person, jumping off a building can crush people to death, not to mention flying from the moon, the impact, the inertia, is no worse than a fast-moving car!
Xinglang felt that his internal organs were squeezed and deformed, his limbs were hundreds, and his whole body was about to fall apart, as long as he lifted his breath, there would be a heart-rending pain in his chest!
Fortunately, he was a monk who built the foundation of the Ten Heavens, and his body was extremely tough, so he was not knocked to death, otherwise the head hammer just now would probably pierce Xing Lang's chest through a big hole.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did I hurt you?" the woman apologized.
was pressed below by a peerless beauty, Xinglang didn't enjoy it at all, but his face was full of pain, and the pair of white balls on the former's chest that weighed I don't know how many pounds almost suffocated him to death!
"You...... I...... Can you get up first?"
After a long time of being there, Xinglang endured the sharp pain in his chest before he could barely finish a sentence.
Hearing this, the woman was slightly stunned, and then suddenly her pretty face was full of blush, and then she realized that at this moment, her whole person was lying on the body of the torturer, skin and flesh, and it was completely zero-distance intimate contact.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
The woman sat up in a panic and kept nodding her head and apologizing to the torturer.
With his arms propped up on the ground and his body propped up, the torturer looked at it and almost died of depression, this woman was actually sitting on his crotch!
Crooked sun, where are you sitting?
There is a place to sit next to you, what are you doing sitting on my crotch, are you playing hooligan!
And you can sit down, but can we not move? Isn't that a crime!
"Beauty, let's discuss something, if you like to do it there, I actually don't object to it, but can the question not be moved? I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself. ”
Xinglang coughed dryly and reminded kindly.
It's not that he is a decent gentleman, such a beautiful woman with peerless elegance in front of him, a man will not be able to hold it, but people fly down from the moon, can the mana be poor?
If the flirting angers the other party, maybe he will be sent to see Lord Yama in the next second.
"Ah~~!"
Sensing that the posture of the two was extremely ambiguous, the woman screamed, as if she had been pricked in the ass by a bamboo shoot, and jumped up in a panic, so she couldn't die, and the position where her feet landed happened to be the key point of the torturer!
Xinglang's eyes were about to pop out, and as soon as he kicked the ground, the whole person immediately bounced up from the ground, narrowly avoiding the crisis of chickens and eggs, and couldn't help but secretly wipe a cold sweat.
Fortunately, I dodged quickly, otherwise I would have been trampled on like the Supreme Treasure!
"Are you "me from the moon"?" Xinglang asked tentatively.
"Yes, I am. The shyness on the woman's face did not subside, and she said apologetically: "I'm really sorry for what happened just now, I've been busy in the Moon Palace for a long time, and my body is a little tired, so I didn't control the spell for a while, I didn't mean to hit you." ”
"You don't have to apologize all the time, and no one says you did it on purpose, and I wasn't killed by you anyway. ”
Xinglang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately this girl didn't have a hairpin and gold and silver jewelry on her head, otherwise she would have to pierce her own careful liver.
"Stop standing here, let's go inside and talk. ”
Xinglang leaned sideways and made a "please" gesture.
"Okay, I need a copy of your details to find the right partner for you, let's fill out a form first, what's your name and what are your preferences?"
"My name is Chang'e. The woman replied softly.
"Oh, Chang'e, then I'll call you Chang'e Immortal...... Wait a minute, what did you just say? Your name is Chang'e? You are the fairy Chang'e of Guanghan Palace?"
Xinglang couldn't close his mouth in shock.
He never expected that this unbelievable beauty would actually be the famous fairy Chang'e!
"Well, it's me, you can also call me another name, Ning Xuan. ”
After receiving a definite answer, Xinglang patted his head and suddenly realized.
Why didn't I think that the nickname "I from the moon" is the best clue, who else can there be on the moon besides Chang'e and Moon Rabbit?
Of course, there is also a Wu Gang who cuts down trees, but this thing is a man and can be ignored directly.
However, there is one thing that makes Xing Lang very confused, Fairy Chang'e is the wife of a descendant, and her original name is Chang'e, how can she be called Ning Xuan?
"Fairy Chang'e, are you sure you want me to introduce you to someone?"
Without dwelling too much on the question of the name, Xinglang asked in confusion.
With the graceful appearance of Fairy Chang'e, and the reputation spread throughout the Three Realms, there is naturally no shortage of admirers, Marshal Tianpeng was demoted to the mortal world because he was drunk and molested Fairy Chang'e, so as long as she nodded, the suitors who came to the door to propose marriage could be lined up from Guanghan Palace to Nantianmen.
Are such beautiful fairies going on a blind date? Aren't all mortal women going to be able to get married?
Could it be that she has the same dark problem as Lin Susu?
"I understand, Fairy Chang'e, you must have been molested by Marshal Tianpeng's pig, so you have a psychological shadow and an estrangement from men, don't worry, your lifelong events will be wrapped up in me!"
Xing Lang patted his chest, with an expression of obligation, but he forgot that he was injured, and when he slapped it hard, blood spilled from the corners of his mouth again, and he almost didn't spray Fairy Chang'e's old blood.
"Marshal Tianpeng? I haven't seen him. ”
Fairy Chang'e was confused when she heard this, but she soon knew that Xing Lang had misunderstood, and quickly explained.
"You must have misunderstood, the fairy who was molested by Marshal Tianpeng is a sister of our Moon Palace who has been in the palace for a long time, named Nishang Fairy, my name is Ning Xuan, and the person who was molested is not me. ”
"Huh?"
The torturer was a little confused.
It's Chang'e again, Nishang again, and Ning Xuan again, who is who?
Could it be that there is more than one fairy on the Moon Palace?