Chapter 3: Unable to complain
"Woo woo woo ......"
Xu Xiaoya ran down the stairs crying, squatting on the stairs on the first floor and crying silently.
"Chen Pig's Trotters! You bastard! You don't have anything, but I still like you! I disobeyed my parents and quarreled with them for you! But what about you? How can you be worthy of me like this? Do you know that I came today to live with you? I want to give you everything I have! You ...... you?"
Before she finished speaking, Xu Xiaoya glanced back and found that Chen Mo hadn't chased him down at all, and there was no ghost shadow.
"Wow...... You don't even chase me down! You must not love me anymore! You big pig's trotters! You like to charge and inflate, don't you? I don't want to see you again!"
Xu Xiaoya, who was very grief-stricken, cried heartbreakingly, clenched her pink fists, opened her long legs, and ran away in tears.
Crystal tears fell to the ground and were shattered, like her heart.
"Lord Demon King, aren't you chasing?"
In the room, the girl tilted her head and asked Chen Mo.
Chen Mo's face turned pale, and he smiled bitterly: "What are you chasing? To be honest, I didn't deserve her in the first place." ”
As if talking to herself, and as if confiding in Younu and Pet Qi, Chen Mo muttered: "You don't know, she is a goddess in the eyes of many people in school, she is beautiful, has a good figure, has a gentle personality, smiles as warm as the sun, and has good academic performance, even the family is also rich and noble." ”
"What about me? I have nothing. My parents were born as farmers, and they couldn't create any superior living conditions for me, and I didn't have much ability, my academic performance was not good, and I wasn't handsome...... The problem is that the imagination is plump and the reality is skinny. ”
"I don't want to clean the toilet, what else can I do? Just like me, how can I be worthy of such a kind and beautiful her? Those so-called happy endings are just fairy tales, and the real reality is that if you don't do it right, even if you really force them together, it will be very painful in the future. ”
"That's fine, just let her think I'm a big pig's trotter......," Chen Mo said with a gloomy face.
Younu and Pet Qi blinked, and shook their heads at the same time: "No!"
"What?" Chen Mo was dazed.
"You are not a big pig's trotter, you are the Demon King! You rose in the last life, from an ordinary person to a head-on confrontation with the Immortal Emperor and the Human Emperor, without saying a word, leading hundreds of millions of soldiers and horses to subvert the Three Realms! If it weren't for the accident, you would be the most powerful man in the Three Realms, and even the Immortal Emperor would have to bow down in front of you!"
Chen Mo laughed as if he heard a joke: "I was like this in my last life?"
"Yes, you're the best!" the girl and the pet nodded repeatedly.
"Tell me, why did I subvert the Three Realms, and what accident happened to make me fail?" Chen Mo felt so painful that he couldn't absorb it when he thought of Xu Xiaoya, so he simply forcibly diverted his attention and listened to this so-called past life.
The ghost girl replied seriously: "When the Immortal Emperor played checkers with you, he actually played tricks, so when you were angry, you started a war, and the Immortal Emperor was called a miserable ......."
"Wait!"
Chen Mo glared: "Why do I play checkers with the Immortal Emperor and the Emperor? If they play tricks, I will go to war? Why did I love to play checkers in my last life? Why don't I play chess and backgammon?"
"Isn't that three people, chess and backgammon can only be played by two people. The ghost girl hesitated, and seemed to think of a reason.
Chen Mo's face was expressionless: "Flying chess can be played by three people, and four people can also play." No matter how bad it is, can't you fight the landlord?"
"Lord Demon King, don't worry about these details, didn't you just find a random reason to start a war? Pet Qi waved her hand and smiled awkwardly.
"Okay, then I was so bullish in my last life, what happened to make me fail?" Chen Mo nodded and asked.
The ghost girl and the pet Qi seemed to recall that scene, and they all burst into tears.
"It seems to be very miserable...... Chen Mo touched his nose, feeling that this matter is not simple, there must be a hidden secret.
"You're almost successful then, but suddenly there's a lump of ...... ...... you I'm almost going to smash you to the point that you're almost ......," the phantom said weakly.
“……”
Chen Mo felt that the corners of his mouth were about to cramp.
Why is this okay? Dare to love me, why was I stoned to death by Xiang in my last life?
Suddenly, Chen Mo's face became strange.
He stood up, unbuttoned his shirt, and on the right shoulder of his back, the ghost girl and the pet Qi could clearly see the pattern of a piece of soaring.
"Is this it?" asked Chen Mo.
"Yes!" exclaimed the maiden and the pet at the same time.
Chen Mo covered his face with his hands.
Could it be that I was really a big demon king in my last life? The big demon king who was stoned to death by Xiang!
Chen Mo didn't know when this mark appeared, when he was eighteen years old, he took a bath that night, felt a little itchy on his back, and picked it for a while before he found that there was an extra mark on his back from the mirror.
Chen Mo felt at that time that his life was really not so simple, and now it was time to awaken and take on the heavy responsibility of saving the world.
However......
Until yesterday, he was nothing.
"Lord Demon King, in this life, we have found you, and it is destined that you will rise again, kill all the despicable Immortal Emperors and Human Emperors, subvert the Three Realms, and become the most powerful man in the Three Realms!"
Chen Mo grinned and stretched out his hand to Chongqi: "Give me five hundred yuan." ”
"Lord Demon King, what do you want for five hundred yuan?" asked Pet Qi.
Chen Mo said: "I should pay the rent today, I have no money, give me five hundred yuan, subvert the Three Realms? No problem, don't talk about the Three Realms, even the Three Views I can subvert for you." ”
Pet: "......"
Girl: "......"
"Tell me what you're capable of. Chen Mo collected five hundred yuan and entered the role of the Great Demon King with great reputation.
From now on, Chen Mo is no longer Chen Mo, he is the Great Demon King!
The Great Demon King with two toys!
A toy charges, a toy inflats!
"The ghost girl was created by you, Lord Demon King, so you must absorb your escaping demonic energy by your side for a long time to become stronger, and Pet Qi is the same as me. The girl said.
Chen Mo sniffed it himself, and there seemed to be no demonic energy on his body except for the smell of sweat.
"Lord Demon King, you haven't awakened yet, when you awaken yourself, there will be demonic energy, and you can cultivate at the same time, but also let us be strengthened. ”
The girl said: "What I can perform now is the time stop technique, which consumes eighty percent of the electricity to stop time within fifty square meters, and people outside fifty square meters are not affected by the flow of time, and they will not find anything abnormal." ”
Chen Mo gave a thumbs up.
This is very bite, maybe you are now between the last second and the next second, you are stopped by time, and in the process of time stopping, you don't know what happened.
"All I can do now is inspiration. Pet Qi said: "I can cheer for you, Lord Demon King." ”
Three black lines appeared on the top of Chen Mo's head, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
He reached out and patted his forehead, but he was really unable to complain.
Charged so badly, inflated, can only be a cheerleader?
But...... Chen Mo found out that he was wrong, and he was ridiculously wrong!