"I knew 200 words at the age of two, recited 300 Tang poems at the age of five, understood the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the first grade of primary school, and wrote love letters to girls in the third grade! Fortune tellers all said that I was a genius from heaven, and I was definitely an angel with broken wings in my last life! Last night, a purple light shrouded the world for eight seconds, you know this? I suddenly sensed at that time, I will come here today, in front of you! So this text planning work, I think it is specially prepared for me!"

Chen Mo was speechless at a successful man in a suit and tie with an expressionless face.

After finishing speaking, he wiped the saliva that spurted from the corner of his mouth and said seriously: "This is fate." ”

The successful person nodded: "Fate says that we don't have to meet again in the future, please turn right when you go out." ”

"Give me a chance, big guy!" Chen Mo begged.

"Get out of the game!"

"What's the big deal? In the future, even if you kneel on the ground and beg the master to come, the master will not work for you again!"

Shouting angrily in his mouth, Chen Mo stood outside the CBD Global Center building, his eyes dazed.

During the junior internship period, I found a total of 24 jobs, failed 20 interviews, was fired after two jobs, and strayed into a leather bag company, working for 20 days in vain, seeing that I had to pay my salary, the whole company went to the empty building, leaving Chen Mo alone to look at the messy office dumbfounded.

This is the twenty-fourth interview, and I failed again.

In today's era, there is a market for compound talents, such as Chen Mo, and load-based talents are basically finished.

A piece of white paper floated and landed at Chen Mo's feet.

He looked down.

Recruitment: A bathroom cleaner, with a salary of 2,000 yuan, including food and accommodation.

I don't know which tendon is wrong, Chen Mo picked up this recruitment advertisement, looked left and right, and walked quickly to the recruitment office of the company next to him.

"I want to apply for a washroom cleaner. Chen Mo said to the middle-aged man who was recruiting.

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment: "Are you sure?"

"Of course, I am a junior at Shuangqing University, and I am entering the internship period, and I plan to find a job to enrich myself. ”

"College students, no, no, what we want is stability, practical action, higher than imagination, you college students are not high, you love fantasy, always want to change jobs, it is a good thing to have momentum, but you have to be down-to-earth ......"

Chen Mo couldn't listen to the rest of the words, and he had already burst into tears in his heart.

What's wrong with college students? Eat your rice and drink your boiled water?

You don't even want me to clean the toilet, why?

The twenty-fifth interview, declared a failure!

Chen Mo strode away, walking among the white-collar workers who were constantly coming and going, he laughed at himself and sang in a low voice: "I was originally a member of the Heavenly Soldiers and General by the Queen Mother's side, but I was expelled from the world and wandered the world because of the violation of the Heavenly Rules......"

I once thought that I must have been an immortal in my last life, but because I made a mistake, I was beaten down from the world and went through hardships.

When the tribulation is enough, you can re-rank the immortal class.

"If the Queen Mother heard you say that, she would definitely be scared of endocrine disorders. ”

Chen Mo looked up in amazement, and in front of him was a woman wearing an OL skirt uniform and gold-wire glasses.

At first glance, Chen Mo was stunned, the whole world became blurred at this moment, only this woman remained, extremely clear.

Willow eyebrows and cherry mouth, melon seeds with a slight touch of baby fat on the face, rounded lines at the same time, mixed with a touch of coquettishness.

And the golden eyes she wears give her more mature and intellectual charm.

Those eyes are like the stars in the sky, shining brightly, like mountain springs, clear and moving, and like the vast sea of smoke, which makes people sink.

The clothes on the body are so close-fitting, the graceful body can be called the golden ratio, a little more fat, a little less too thin, just right!

Whether it's the face or the figure, it's perfect!

Chen Mo was excited.

This is definitely the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his twenty years of life.

Those stars on TV can't be compared!

"You...... Talk to me?" Chen Mo's liver throbbed carefully.

"Of course I'm talking to you, Honorable Demon King. ”

As she spoke, the woman raised her right hand and bent it, her pink fist clenched, and her wrist twisted.

This action looks like a beckoning cat, but it is definitely a cute and cute girl, and her favorite act of selling cuteness!

"Ahem...... Beelzebub...... My lord?"

Chen Mo coughed dryly, and his heart instantly became vigilant.

After all, he is a person who has been out of society, and he knows that there is no free lunch in the world, and there will be no pie.

Chen Mo didn't think he had anything attractive about, such a beautiful beauty actually sold cuteness to herself, and called herself the Demon King, which was very unusual.

"Yes, Lord Demon!"

The woman looked very excited, and there was a mist in her eyes.

"I've been looking for you for a long time, and I've finally found you!"

"Wait!"

Chen Mo took a step back: "I don't buy insurance, I don't buy a car, I don't buy a house, I don't buy a house, I don't go to pyramid schemes, I don't cut my kidney!"

"Lord Demon King, you haven't awakened yet, but you believe me, give me some time, and I'll tell you everything. The woman snapped her fingers.

After snapping his fingers, a chill rose above Chen Mo's head.

He looked around in horror.

Except for him and this woman, it was as if time had been frozen.

Everyone kept their fingers snapped at the moment, motionless.

"I, I, I, I ......"

Chen Mo became excited: "Time stopper series?"

After all, he is a promising young man who has grown up in the new era, and has withstood all kinds of overwhelming information tests on the Internet, and he is not afraid of gods and ghosts.

After Chen Mo reacted, the first thing that came to mind was the latest "Time Stopper" series of love martial arts films from the island country.

To satisfy the curiosity of most people, as well as the excitement and the desire to be public......

"Lord Demon King, I am your most loyal subordinate!"

For some reason, the woman's voice sped up: "I will assist you in your awakening, now please relax, I will store some of your memory fragments stored in my terminal into your mind." ”

Without waiting for Chen Mo to react, a woman's finger was on Chen Mo's forehead.

A faint purple light flashed, then vanished.

Chen Mo looked at the woman in front of him with strange eyes, and he didn't feel any change.

"Tell me honestly, it's all special effects, aren't they? Are you making a movie? Where are the cameras? What about the director? What about the staff? If I don't cooperate, do you want NG? Can I cooperate and pay a salary? Otherwise, I can give a box lunch......

When Chen Mo was thinking about it, the woman rushed towards Chen Mo.

Subconsciously held the woman in his arms, soft as jade, fragrant.

Chen Mo trembled: "Hey, although I'm a mouthful, I have a girlfriend, at most, I don't accept restricted-level scenes, if you have to, you must be paid!"

"Lord Demon King, the power of the ghost girl is too low, it is about to be automatically shut down, you must pay attention to safety, if you see a person with a red light above your head, please be sure to avoid it temporarily, if you can't dodge, start first for ......"

Before she could finish speaking, the woman closed her eyes.

"This is the rhythm that is going to force the obsessive-compulsive person to death!" Chen Mo waited for a long time, looked sideways, and found that the woman seemed to be unconscious.

Then, Chen Mo noticed that the woman's body was rapidly getting cold and hard, and it felt like she was holding an iron bump.

Swallowing his saliva, Chen Mo put his hand under the woman's nostrils, and then the hairs all over his body exploded.

Didn't breathe!

Hung up?

"That's not right!"

Chen Mo subconsciously wanted to scream, but his strong heart made him endure it.

Thinking carefully about the woman's words, she keenly grasped the key information.

"The battery is too low, and it will automatically shut down soon!"

What does it mean?

I don't know when, the surroundings have returned to normal, as if that snap of the fingers has never happened at all.

His heart was pounding, and Chen Mo had the urge to flee the scene, but he gritted his teeth, still hugged the woman, and rushed to the side of the road to take a taxi.

Anyway, let's take it back first.

"I'm the Demon King?"

On the way home, Chen Mo saw news on the Internet that at eight o'clock last night, purple light covered the world and lasted for eight seconds.

Glancing at the woman who looked like he was dead, Chen Mo laughed at himself: "How can a demon king be like me?"

"Little brother, where are you going to take that girl?" the taxi driver asked after glancing at Chen Mo from the reversible mirror.

Chen Mo was about to speak, but his pupils shrank sharply.

I hadn't paid attention to it before, but now I saw a red light from the top of the taxi driver's head.