On the evening of the 31st, Wen Zhu carried his bag and stood on the designated line, the twilight was undulating on the side of the viaduct, the wind swept the old leaves on the ground, and the three cars arrived on time. He Xiangdong's Audi Q5, Qiantu's Hongqi, and Ren's popular Buick.

Wen Zhu went up to say hello one by one, strangely, there was a woman sitting in the passenger cab of each car, either youthful, sexy, or beautiful, but there was no trace of impression in her mind, as if it was the new weapon of the male owner. The three of them also looked at Wenzhu with strange eyes, as if looking at a poor alien disabled person.

He didn't answer, buried in a corner of the back row of the Audi, it turned out that the next sentence without family members was to bring a junior, although he had already realized it, he didn't expect it to be so real, so real that it was like a meteorite hitting the earth, and the splashed debris was helplessly lost. The original match and the junior are opposites, conflicts, contradictions, and irreconcilable, no wonder Xiang Dong wants to laugh evilly.

Wen Zhu glanced out of the window wistfully, the twilight had soaked in, there was no light under the twilight, the light outside the window was artificial, and the starlight in the sky was out of reach. Is the cuckoo a junior? He closed his eyes. This word does not make a person shine, it is an insult to him, and it is a humiliation to her.

The car entered Yixing to the south, passed through Changxing, Zhejiang, and arrived at Anji County in about an hour and a half. When it was dark, the stage had to be given to the lamp, the lamp was an invention of human beings, with it, human beings were no longer afraid of the dark, and the fear in their hearts was like darkness being taken away by the light, and the night sky in the county town was as bright as day.

After getting out of the car, Wenzhu realized that it was Anji, the hometown of bamboo, and after a break in the car, his spirits were lifted a lot. The hotel has already been booked, including the route, accommodation, pause, and number of days of this trip, which are all in charge of He Xiangdong. Seven people, four rooms, a little tidying up, the restaurant box meets.

"We are four men who know each other, and three women who are self-explanatory. Wen Zhu was tired of introducing himself, and he played tricks like a monkey.

"You know each other, but we don't know it. Sisters, aren't you?" He Xiangdong's "boba" young woman interjected.

If there are three versions of girls in China, Wenzhu believes that her breasts can be ranked among the top three, and her clothes will soon burst. It's like the football at He Xiangdong's feet, I'm really worried that this kid will drink too much and will go up and kick twice.

He Xiangdong stood up and pointed to the men and introduced them one by one: "Qian Tu, deputy director of the Municipal Ministry of Agriculture and Industry; Ren Fengxing, deputy general manager of Huadu Commercial Building; Wen Zhu, minister of human resources of revitalization tools; I, He Xiangdong, I work in the government of Luhe Town, and you can find me if you have something to do in this area." ”

Wen Zhu was promoted to vice president without telling Xiang Dong, and he would not defend anything for the sake of face.

"...... to the west" "Boba" still wanted to say down, but when he waved his hand to the east, he stopped.

Wen Zhu heard Xiangxi and thought of the border city. There was still a little pimple in my heart: to the east and west, so matched?

"Mr. Wen is really good at talking. The suburbs are the suburbs, what a border city, the edge of the city. The suburbs are not beautiful, but there are still green leaves. Hey, how do you know I'm from the suburbs? Have you ever eaten at my Hunan restaurant? It's okay to chop the head of the fish with peppers, right? My name was taken by the mayor of the town, okay?" The waist branch of the "chest organ" moved to the east, and the charming voice dripped oil, which made people greasy.

The big-chested and brainless proprietress made Wen Zhu cry and laugh, and when she saw Xiang Dong's dissatisfied gaze, she hummed casually.

"Mr. Wen is talking about Shen Congwen's "Border City", right?" asked the innocent student girl beside Qian Tu.

"Exactly. ”

"I don't know if the beauty of Xiangxi made Shen Lao, or Shen Lao's books made Xiangxi. If Shen Lao had lived a few more years, the Chinese Nobel writer would not have shaved his head to this day. Qian Tu said it as if it were true.

"There is such an anecdote? ”

Seeing the admiring gaze of the student girl, Qian Tu was very proud, took a sip of tea, and the four fingers of his right hand quickly played back and forth on the table, like playing music on the piano, almost whistling and snapping his fingers.

The student's sister is called Wuliang, presumably a pseudonym, Wen Zhu saw that they had bitten their ears just now, and the future was immeasurable, and they were a perfect match. This name is really worthy of her weight, light as a swallow, thin as firewood, and too thin as a hanger. The face is bright, the head of the student, pure when sitting quietly, the eyelids are small, and there is a hint of flattery when looking at people.

He has seen Mrs. Qian, who has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, a wide heart and a fat body, and is so plump that it is difficult to resist. If Mrs. Qian is as heavy as Mount Tai, then she is as light as a feather, and it must be interesting to have a bunch of feathers resting on the stool. Qian Tu ran from one extreme to the other, without any sense of discomfort, and the way of an official is probably like this.

"My name is ......," said one of the remaining ladies. She is dressed more delicately, giving the impression of being shrewd and capable, similar to her age.

"Don't be in a hurry, let me guess first, right?" Wen Zhu interrupted her speech. Some clues can be seen from the name of Xiang Xi and Wumei, and her name will not really go anywhere. The wind and water rise, the wind rises, and that's it.

"The clouds rise. ”

"Congratulations, you're so talented. It's a pity that there is no award, so I'll give you two more glasses later. Yunqi exclaimed.

"The wind and clouds rise first, and then the clouds and rain in Wushan, do you say yes? He Xiangdong joked.

The crowd laughed.

"There are clouds and rains every night, but it is a pity not to keep it for a long time. Yun Qi glared at Ren Fengxing resentfully, as if he was not satisfied with his current status. Wen Zhu later learned that she was divorced, and Ren Fengxing ignored it, took a hard puff of cigarette, and spat a smoke ring into the sky, which disappeared into nothing after a few seconds.

The dishes are on the ground one after another, the wine glasses are raised, the glasses are staggered, and the gifts are still exchanged, and they are very happy. It stands to reason that the wine is strong and there is zero distance between each other, but Wenzhu just feels uncomfortable, and there are a lot of words pressed on his chest that can't come out, like a water pipe is blocked, and the water is not smooth.

When they reached the middle seat, the three ladies seemed to have received some instructions and withdrew from the seats, and none of the four old men forced them to stay. The water pipe was opened, and the four of them spoke freely.

"I sponsor a soccer team in town and occasionally make cameos to work out. I usually don't dare to talk to people about football, for fear of embarrassment. "Brought up football to the east.

"Afraid of losing people? Who are you embarrassed? Football has made our youth soar, and has given us honor and glory, have you forgotten the scene when we won the championship? Wen Zhu argued unconvinced.

"That's our champion, it has nothing to do with the national football team, toast to our championship! Cheers to our lost youth!" Ren Fengxing toasted and continued: "The performance of the national football team is like stinky shit, if I am the director of the sports committee, the Football Association will be closed, and the national football team will be disbanded, so as not to be embarrassed, and it can also settle disputes, vent public anger, and the world is peaceful." ”

"It is good to dissolve the national football team, to let the seeds grow in the soil of freedom, and to surprise when people ignore them. Qian Tu continued.

"The Nobel Prize in Literature will be won in China, and it is expected that Chinese football will win the Hercules Cup, delusional! How can we relieve our worries? Wine! Wine!" He Xiangdong raised his glass.

"Cheers!" everyone raised their glasses and drank them all.

In addition to bamboo, for others, beer is water with a taste.

"Travel is a way of life and leisure, and discussion is the theme of men, thank you for this gathering. Wen Zhu said with emotion.

"Wenzhu, you are too unkind, you stay away from the masses, insist on going your own way, and pretend to be cool. "Let the wind go.

"Pretend to be cool, you take the little three to the market, don't come to comfort my lonely heart of a single butterfly, and sneer, what's the reason!"

"What little three? It's so indecent. Call the second wife, phew!" Qian Tu twitched his mouth, "It's the second sister-in-law." The ancients summed it up well, 'A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is better than stealing, and stealing is better than stealing.' 'Men are a wall, women are the powder of the wall, and it is not surprising to paint it once in a while. ”

"Is it that the sister-in-law is too delicate, you don't dare to make a mistake!" Ren Fengxing teased.

"Otherwise, we will match you up, and the butterflies will both fly, and you will get rid of the vulgar and high. ”

"Thank you, I don't have to worry about my business. You're so crazy, aren't you afraid of missing the future?"

"I am in charge of my future, and she counts the green onion. Don't see me talking harshly and crazy, but I have my own measure. The ancients were red and ruined, and she was not worthy of Xiangxi. She is just two meat bullets, which gives me an extra place to go when my 'second child' is happy, and of course I have to shelter her Hunan restaurant.

"Don't look at me strangely, I'm not having fun with you, I'm not a whore, I'm not lustful, I'm just going with the flow.

"The life of officialdom is very fake, pretending to be fake, telling lies, and doing fake things, and it is a natural habit to do things for a long time. Expose my soul to you today, we are brothers, we do not need to hide it, and I hope you will do the same. The rhetoric of youth has long since passed away with the wind, but the conscience is still there, but it is not as good as before.

"I am the first deputy mayor of Luhe Town, the official is not big, the power is not small, I have my principles of doing things. First, the poor do not accept the gifts. Second, never ask for gifts. Third, don't accept gifts if you can't do anything. Fourth, the rich can't do anything without giving gifts.

"Win word of mouth for the people, do things for the rich and get benefits, mutual benefit, power and money can be traded, but everything is measured, and it cannot be overdrawn. You can only live on wages alone, and you can't live a good life.

"The way to be an official is to first stand in the right camp, and then to pull the relationship. The internal contradictions can be reconciled, and the opposing sides can only live and die. Politics is so cruel, you can step on the other party's corpse and play a triumphant song, and the other party can also dust off the cannon fodder of your body and move forward.

"There are no permanent friends in politics, only eternal interests. I am only one step away from my main job, and I can erase the subword by transferring a town, and it is also possible that 'a child daughter-in-law can't survive as a mother-in-law', like a mirage but never arrives.

"I know a friend who is a generation older than us, who came to see me every year when I was a clerk and never fell behind. I asked him: 'Mr. Jiang, I have no power or power, why do you want to come to see me every year?' he smiled and said, 'I don't want to do anything, I just think that I have a fate with you and make friends.' ’

"So many clerks just talk to me, which only shows that he has a unique vision and a huge return. My wife was also introduced by him, and she never moved me, but she was also virtuous, and she had nothing to say about the housekeeper. Marriage is a victim of politics, and her father is now a county leader who has taken a back seat. ”

"Extremely incisive, let me continue with two sentences. In the official career, as long as you send it without shame, you can always achieve the goal. In the same way, if you accept it shamelessly, one day something will happen, and you will be left empty-handed and left. Therefore, there are degrees of gains and losses, and the advance and retreat are free.

"The boss tells us to do whatever we want, he refers to the deer as a horse, you don't say anything, you don't say stupid when you turn gold into stone, you don't argue with him. You can collect evidence of his crimes, but you can't betray him, and those chips can't be used unless they have to, that's a lifesaver. ”

"Officialdom is so deep in black learning, don't listen to it. I am a mustard of grass people, and I don't need to intrigue and live a nourishing life. Popular, what do you say?"

"Haha, in the official speech, in the business. This year, I would like to leave you with the shopping card of our shopping mall. ”

"Okay. To be clear, I will contract the cost of this trip. Xiang Dong patted his chest as if he was opening a bank. In the past, most of the school dinners were also his expenses.

"How can this work?" the three asked.

"To put it bluntly, I won't pay a son, a phone call, and the enterprises in the jurisdiction will compete for merit. ”

No one could get along with money, and the three no longer argued. The four of them raised their glasses and drank freely, and the topic was wider, and there were all kinds of things in the world. Wenzhu can't drink alcohol, and he still can't catch up with the practice the day after tomorrow, and he can only look at it if he halves. They didn't bother to get him drunk, they all had more than one box, and they drank it slowly, and it was estimated that it would be okay to stay up all night.

Three dozen beers disappeared, and He Xiangdong called a dozen more, saying that it was a rare gathering and a good time. Wen Zhu couldn't stop it, and at this time, he could only be slaughtered.

Tourism is said to be leisure and nourishing the heart, at least it is to appreciate the beautiful rivers and mountains of the motherland and cultivate patriotic sentiments, and then to stimulate domestic demand, promote consumption, and contribute to GDP.

It seems that this wine can't be drunk without drinking, rather than being persuaded, it is better to respect the Lord. Wen Zhu motioned to everyone and sipped a cup.

"Oh, okay, brother, you have made great progress. Xiang Dong patted him on the shoulder,

"Brother, keep up the good work. "There is something in the jargon about Qian Tu following the trend.

"I've been working on it. Wen Zhu was not to be outdone, but his head was dizzy, he couldn't hold the wind like a net, his tongue was stunned, conscious and clear, and he tried his best to suppress his mouth, except for drinking. But the teasing of alcohol can't be prevented, and the words can't help but be presumptuous, but fortunately, they are also fluttering and don't take it to heart.

The glass was finally facing the sky, the bottom of the glass glowed with white light, and the ceiling light seemed to be flickering. Seeing that there was no wine in a trance, Wenzhu staggered and stood upright, he was already standing on the edge of drunkenness, one hand on the back of the chair, the other hand up to the sky, trying to make an OK gesture, the result was the gesture after the victory in World War II.

"Okay, brother?" asked Xiang Dong, a hand reaching over to help him. He didn't care, he didn't dare to open his mouth, he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, the fermented things would splatter out and be embarrassing. Even if he vomits, he has to go back to the room where no one is there to vomit, and after one night, no one will know what he struggled with last night.

He subconsciously suppressed with all his might with a little sober dignity, suppressed it, and the consciousness was a wonderful thing, suppressed it, and the rebels went home. Whether it will be repeated, he is not sure, he just wants to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible and return to the room.

At this time, Xiang Dong was the most sober, he made a phone call, and after a while, the three second sisters-in-law came over, bathed in incense, and floated over step by step.

"Xianggong, let's go play percentage, I can't wait. "Xiangxi said.

"What percentage?" asked Qian Tu and Fengxing, who were held by their respective sisters-in-law.

Xiangxi smiled but did not speak, this is the jargon of the bed between her and Xiangdong. Xiang Dong didn't answer, but just told her to pay the bill, and the bag in hand was handed to her.

Wen Zhu's ears were buzzing, and he didn't say a word, and staggered against the wall. Xiang Dong carried him upstairs and stumbled into room 520. Wen Zhu fell straight on the bed, a huge bed, white like a cloud, he floated on the cloud, let it float. Xiang Dong made him a cup of tea, put it on the bedside table, and when he saw that he was very quiet, he went out.

Xiangdong's room was next door, and he saw a lot of people who drank martial wine, lifted the table, sang a big opera, and planted himself in the toilet.

The unmanned room was surprisingly quiet, and only Wen Zhu's soul was inside.

I don't know how long I was in a trance, Wen Zhu felt that his mouth was dry, and he was in a hurry, so he opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling hazy, there was no feeling of dizziness, he took a few deep breaths, and wanted to struggle out, but he felt that it was inappropriate, so he slipped off the edge of the bed, and saw a cup of tea on the bedside table, which was cold, and drank it in one goo, super refreshing, the thirst was quenched, but the bottom was even more urgent.

Wen Zhuyi actually floated into the bathroom with all his strength, and after excretion, it was a kind of coolness, and he wanted to turn around and leave, but his feet couldn't move, and it seemed that his strength was also exhausted. The bathroom door was not pulled, and he sat on the non-slip barrier and took out his mobile phone in a daze.

"Are you Wenzhu?" asked Wenbi slurred.

"Yes, I'm Wenzhu. Where are you?", the other party asked anxiously.

"You are Wenzhu, who am I?"

"I'm Cuckoo, you're Wenzhu. Where are you? Have you drunk too much?" the cuckoo looked at his watch, and it was past ten o'clock.

"I didn't ...... Drink too much...... I'm in Ji'an...... Red Maple Hotel...... 520……”

The phone fell off the palm of his hand and fell to the ground, and there was an anxious "hey" sound from inside, but he forgot about it.

He felt thousands of horses pouring out of his belly, no one's room, his hands on the edge of the flush toilet, his mouth open, his face in the water gradually blurred, the food in his stomach turned around and came out, it became filth, and the smell was permeating. Spit up and stand upright, he wiped his face with tap water and staggered to the bed.

The cuckoo heard a "pop", followed by a vomit, a flush, and finally a "bang", and everything fell silent. Wen Zhu's phone is still on, what the hell is wrong with him? Her heart flutters and hangs, and she can't sleep. Angie, she's been there, more than an hour away. After having this thought, I couldn't get rid of it anymore and simply got up and dressed.

The cuckoo drove the car, while calling the mobile phone, no one answered, and called a dozen, but there was no news.

"Wenzhu, you bastard, dare to call me. ”

I was so angry that I shook off Bluetooth, but I was worried about what happened to him and whether something would happen, so I focused on driving like this, and just wanted to get to him quickly.

I don't know whose eyes are the starry sky, and the twinkle tells you that tomorrow will be a sunny day.

Wen Zhu turned over in his sleep, and the same song kept coming from not far away, and then the song stopped. The stars flashed in the sky, like a child's eyes, blinking, and he floated on the clouds, constantly shuttling in the starlight.

The knock on the door woke Wen Zhu up, but there was no sound when he listened carefully, and found himself lying on the quilt, followed by the mobile phone ringing, touching it with his hand, and touching it empty.

Who disturbed my dream in the middle of the night? Wen Zhu reluctantly got up, his head was still a little dizzy, and he found the phone in the middle of the night, but hung up. I flipped through the twenty missed calls, all of them were cuckoos, and I just complained about what the hell she was doing? The knock on the door rang again, one more rapid than the other, it was not in a hurry, it was in a hurry, it was in a hurry, it called back first, and the knock on the door stopped abruptly.

"Cuckoo, what's the matter? so urgent, poke me twenty calls?" Wenzhu asked with a yawn, and the storm of drunkenness had passed at this time.

"I'm fine, it's you. ”

"Something wrong with me, why don't I know?" he was bored, forgetting all about it.

"Don't be poor, open the door first, my hands are about to break. ”

"What? You knocked on the door, you really are an angel!"

Whether it's true or not, barefoot, Wen Zhu opened the door, it was really a cuckoo, he couldn't believe it was true, he stood in a daze, and couldn't figure it out.

She rushed up to kiss her and kicked the door shut. A security guard at the corner of the stairs, sleepy-eyed, poked out half of his head to see who was knocking on the door, but the aisle was empty, and he poked out half of his head with a "bang" and shrank back in fright.

After listening to the ins and outs, Wen Zhu lowered his head and was embarrassed. Why did she get drunk, why did she tug at her heartstrings, why did she rush over stupidly...... There are many reasons in life, maybe they are all predestined.

In the vast universe, people will always be pulled by some magical power, so they go desperately, whether it is wind or rain, heaven or hell, he doesn't care at all.

"Aren't you welcoming me?" asked the cuckoo, seeing his annoyance, and feigned anger.

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome. I'm wondering, why do angels like birdmen?"

"Because birdmen can't fly. ”

"So you're here to save me. How wonderful it would be to have more people flying around in the sky!"

"Yes, I came to save you, but I almost ate the closed door. People in love are flying around, don't you know?"

"Ignorance one second ago, sublimation a second later, who made great love?"

"The greatest love also needs food. Brother, I'm hungry. ”

The spitting out Wenzhu can't stand mentioning, and the more it is mentioned, the more barren it becomes, the stomach has contracted into a ball, and the stomach responds "gurgling", as if protesting. Luckily, there were cookies and instant noodles in the house, which came in handy.

The two of them soaked on it, divided the biscuits, you and I had a piece, accompanied by white drinks, and fed each other sweetly, like playing at home, and the division was quickly completed. The spicy instant noodles have been soaked and the aroma is overflowing, and the untold things are so tempting that people are addicted. Food is the greatest happiness for the hungry.

Eat well, drink enough, take a shower, and sleep. The hour hand slipped past midnight.

This night, very weird, nothing happened to the two. Without sex, the two can also live in harmony.