014: The old man can't do it

"Your mother really wants us to make a villain, what's the matter?" Ling Hao approached Liu Yunman with a smile.

"Make you a dead man's head, you want to make a villain to find the old king next door!" Liu Yun glanced at Ling Hao, then thought of something, raised his little fist and threatened, "Warn you not to think blindly, otherwise you will ......"

"Otherwise?" Ling Hao shrunk his neck.

"Click!" Liu Yunman glanced at Ling Hao's lower body and made a scissor gesture.

Ling Hao's legs instantly cooled.

Bang bang bang!

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, followed by Liu Mu's voice outside the door: "Yunman, have you slept?"

"Sleep!" Liu Yun was startled, and quickly pulled Ling Hao to walk away from the door.

"Why don't you move when you sleep? Hurry up and sleep! It's cold outside. Mother Liu kindly reminded.

I'll it!

Mother-in-law, do you want to be so direct, for fear that others won't know that you are eavesdropping, and tell us that it's cold outside.

This operation is really 666.

"What now? You're all a bad person. Liu Yunman glanced at Ling Hao complainingly, and his nervous heart was about to jump out of his throat.

"Scrambled eggs. "Ling Hao's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water and lies on his back, so soft.

Especially in this boudoir, it is also full of Liu Yunman's faint body fragrance, which is really exciting.

"You have no conscience, you know sleep, you are a pig, you. Seeing Ling Hao lying on the big bed that he had never been lying on by the opposite sex, Liu Yunman was even more flustered, and could only pretend to be angry to hide his embarrassment.

"It's not sleeping, it's not sleeping, so why don't I go out and explain it to them?" Ling Hao sat up a little helplessly.

"No!" Liu Yunman immediately vetoed, gritted his silver teeth, and let go, "Sleep!"

"Really sleep?"

"Sleep!" Liu Yunman finished speaking, he pushed Ling Hao's chest and pushed him to, so that Hou Hou straddled his waist like a horse, and tore his shirt.

Damn, this woman won't be real, right?

Looking at the rough movements, he really wanted to push Lao Tzu back? Ling Hao's head was so big that his heart and liver were pounding with fright.

More than 20 years of innocence is finally going to be confessed today.

However, there is an expert who said well, since you are powerless to resist, then lie down and enjoy it with peace of mind.

"You...... Be gentle, I'm ...... It's my first time. Ling Hao closed his eyes and opened his limbs, with a look of death on his face.

"Smack!"

Ling Hao felt a heavy pat on the shoulder, opened his eyes and looked, and found that Liu Yunman was looking at him condescendingly like a queen, his small mouth opened slightly, and ordered: "Call the old lady!"

Call?

", is this the other way around, if you want to call it, you will call it. Ling Hao looked confused, he couldn't see it, this Liu Yunman actually wanted to play the game of the queen and the slave.

"Oh, it's the other way around!" Liu Yunman reacted, and then his throat moved, and he let out a seductive cry a little shyly.

Ling Hao also understands now that Liu Yunman wants to act for his parents.

But when her scream sounded, Ling Hao suddenly felt like he was electrocuted, and his body straightened.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and cooperate!" Seeing that Ling Hao didn't move, Liu Yunman leaned down and whispered in his ear.

In an instant, Ling Hao only felt two soft balls like bags of water and salt pressing down on him.

There was a hot wind blowing in his ears, and there was a burst of fragrance, itchy, very sultry, which made him suddenly excited, and his breathing became a little short.

Liu Yunman's attention at this time was completely focused on his parents eavesdropping outside the door, and he didn't notice Ling Hao's changes.

The enchanting cry also grew older and louder, and the expression became engaged.

"Ah, Ling Hao...... You're amazing...... Hurry up, oh my god......"

Liu Mu and Liu Yuantao outside the door listened to goosebumps that fell to the ground, this is too special and numb.

"You were pretending to be reserved just now, you look at how loud your shameless girl screams, and you don't know how ashamed she is. Mother Liu said with a smile.

"Hmm!" Liu Yuantao nodded thoughtfully, "I don't think my daughter should study medicine, she should learn soprano." ”

"Let's go, don't listen, disturb the little couple. Hearing the sound of the earth shaking from the room, Liu's mother clenched her fists with satisfaction.

Hmph, don't you make a little grandson this time? Fight with the old lady, you are still a little tender.

Hearing the footsteps gradually departing outside the door, Liu Yunman breathed a sigh of relief, and fell down paralyzed, panting heavily.

His body was already covered with fragrant sweat.

Although it was a performance, I was also very tired, and my voice was hoarse.

"You are a dead man, I can't move like a log if I ask you to cooperate, I'm going to tire my mother to death, what's the matter, my mother is very talented in acting. Liu Yun panted and leaned on Ling Hao's body, showing off proudly.

But after waiting for a long time, I heard Ling Hao's praise, but instead I heard a cow-like panting sound in my ears.

She looked up curiously, and found that Ling Hao's face was flushed, his body was straight, and he was panting heavily, looking at her eyes like a wolf seeing a little white rabbit, his eyes were glowing green.

"You...... What's wrong with you?" Liu Yunman didn't react for a while.

Ling Hao didn't speak, clenching his teeth tightly.

It's not that he doesn't want to speak, looking at Liu Yunman's face getting closer and closer, he can't control it.

After all, he was a young man with strong blood, and Liu Yunman's action just now made him a little unbearable, and he was afraid that he couldn't help but pounce on him.

The scene with Liu Yunman in the bathroom kept coming to his mind, which made his nose a little hot.

After all, Liu Yunman was not a girl who didn't know anything, so she quickly reacted and hurriedly climbed down from Ling Hao.

I don't know what my hand has pressed, it's like a water pipe.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Ling Hao's voice, not painful, but comfortable?

Liu Yunman looked down at the position of his hand, instantly understood, turned to the side with a red face, turned around and buried his head in the quilt.

Nervous, flustered, scared! and a hint of sweetness.

Complex emotions kept surrounding Liu Yunman, and she was a little hot all over her body when she was nervous, and she didn't know what to do. The heart is beating fast.

From the disgust at the first sight of Ling Hao, to the surprise, and then to the shock and emotion of seeing him show his cooking skills.

Then there was the embarrassing but memorable ambiguity in the bathroom, until now, Liu Yunman didn't know what kind of feelings he had for Ling Hao.

She couldn't say it herself.

But isn't it too fast, I've only known each other for a day.

But if it weren't for her heartbeat, how could she lie with a man, and she was ...... just now And to make such a bold move.

In the midst of cranky thoughts, time passes minute by minute.

I don't know how long it took, Liu Yunman heard a leisurely snoring sound beside him.

Is this guy asleep?

Liu Yunman pretended to be asleep and turned over, his eyes narrowing slightly into a slit and secretly looking at Ling Hao.

Ling Hao lay on his back, his eyes closed, and his long eyelashes fluttered slightly.

The faint moonlight shone from the window on Ling Hao's seemingly finely carved face, as if it had coated his face with a layer of fluorescence.

His lips are beautiful, more perfect than a woman's, and the color of his cherry blossom lips is quite perfect even when he is asleep.

When he woke up, he was like an elf coming out of a fairy tale world, noble, elegant, and from time to time he showed a ruffian-like evil smile, which made people like and hate it.

He was asleep, but quiet, like a sleeping child.

"You're like a child when you're asleep. Liu Yunman lay on the quilt, propped his hands on his chin, tilted his head and looked at Ling Hao carefully.

The two little white feet were cocked and swayed.

Looking at the corners of Ling Hao's mouth, Liu Yunman didn't know what he thought, and his face was a little red.

Touching the corners of her mouth, she looked around like a thief, then lifted her hair, leaned down and gently kissed Ling Hao on the lips.

Then he lay down quickly, pretending to be asleep.

Still no response? What a big stupid pig!

"If only you were my boyfriend. Liu Yunman sighed, then stretched out his hand and gently and tentatively placed it on Ling Hao's waist very carefully.

Seeing that the latter did not react, she relieved herself and hugged Ling Hao's waist.

Gently leaned his head on Ling Hao's strong chest, closed his eyes, and fell asleep sweetly.

Liu Yunman didn't notice that after she fell asleep, the corners of Ling Hao's mouth rose slightly, drawing a graceful arc.

……

Early the next morning, Ling Hao was awakened.

When I dreamed, I dreamed that I was pressed by a boulder, and I couldn't breathe.

When I woke up and looked down, I almost didn't faint.

Liu Yunman turned over and lay on top of him like a koala, holding his legs and sleeping soundly, and his two slender legs were placed next to Ling Hao's head.

A white foot was still in front of Ling Hao's nose, almost not reaching into his mouth.

Since she was wearing a nightdress, Ling Hao almost didn't squirt out a nosebleed when he lowered his head.

I'll you, don't you want to be so exciting in the morning.

Ling Hao calmed down, exhaled deeply to suppress the fire in his body, and patted Liu Yunman.

"Hey, it's dawn. ”

No response.

Push it hard again, "Beauty, get up." ”

"Don't make noise, let me sleep for a while, just for a while. Liu Yunman rubbed Ling Hao's feet dissatisfiedly, turned over, and kicked Ling Hao's face.

Ling Hao was defenseless for a while, and was kicked in the nose by this kick, and inhaled cold air in pain.

Hearing Ling Hao's vigorous call, Liu Yunman woke up in a daze, rubbing his eyes and asking, "What's wrong with you?" ”

What's wrong with me? You still have the face to ask me what's wrong!

Don't think I'll forgive you for your cute look.

Seeing Ling Hao's face full of resentment, Liu Yunman didn't understand it after looking at it for a long time, and after a long yawn, he didn't know what he thought of, and looked for it on the bed like a puppy.

"What are you looking for?" Ling Hao couldn't help but ask.

"I remember putting a pair of scissors here yesterday. Liu Yun said without looking back.

I've got a big grass, why do you sleep with a murder weapon?

Ling Hao's eyes were bigger than those of a cow, good guy, it turned out that last night was so dangerous!

"Oh, I found it!" Liu Yunman found a pair of king-size scissors from under the bed, looked at Ling Hao with them in his hand, and threatened: "Say, did you do anything to me last night." ”

"Eldest sister, what can I do to you, even if I do something to you, will you not feel anything?" Ling Hao shrank back, his face full of horror.

"It seems to be the same!" Liu Yunman grabbed his unkempt hair and muttered in a low voice: "There is no blood on the bed, and it doesn't hurt." ”

Then she looked at Ling Hao with contempt on her face: "A big beautiful woman sleeping next to you didn't move? You're still not a man, shouldn't you be bent?"

Ling Hao is about to cry, I'm so wronged!

I move you, you want to click me, I don't move you, you especially suspect that I am not a man.

When the two washed up and walked out of the living room, Liu's mother had already prepared a large table of meals, and Liu Yuantao was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper.

"Xiao Ling is up, come, hurry up and eat, Auntie has specially made delicious food for you!" As soon as she saw Ling Hao, Liu Mu's eyes narrowed into two crescents.

Ling Hao walked over and took a look, and couldn't help but gasp.

Boy.

Soft-shelled turtle soup, matsutake mushroom, mutton, yellow eel, leeks, all of which are big tonic for aphrodisiac and kidney, and there is a large black lacquer long object next to it, which looks very strange.

"This is a bullwhip, Auntie, I bought it for you, I heard that this thing complements the form with form. Good for the body. You worked hard all night last night, it's time to make up for it!" Liu Mu smiled and sandwiched the thing into Ling Hao's bowl.

A hard night! a night!!

Ling Hao felt embarrassed that the stool seemed to be full of nails, and he couldn't sit or stand.

Liu Yunman blushed even more and wanted to run into the room.

"Xiao Young is still shy, what is there to be shy, Mom heard it last night!"

Liu's mother took Liu Yunman's hand warmly and said, "Daughter, I can tell you, the auxiliary posture of giving birth to a child is decided by a man, you have to listen to Ling Hao's words." ”

"Mom, you...... Don't say it!" Liu Yunman was so ashamed that he was a little speechless.

Last night, in order to cope with my mother, I put on a good show. Who knew she actually said it.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. Mother Liu patted Liu Yunman's hand, but she was excited, and she didn't know when she would be able to hold her grandson.

The daughter is so beautiful, Ling Hao is so handsome, the child born must look like a doll.

When the family is having a happy meal.

The nanny suddenly rushed over in a panic, and shouted without blood on her face: "Old man...... The old man can't do it!"