Chapter 4: Celery, Green Onions, Tomatoes!
The so-called three-flavor "medicinal herbs" on the table: celery for five yuan, green onions for five yuan, tomatoes for five yuan!
Don't talk about others, even Xiao Qian himself is playing drums in his heart.
Can this really cure the disease?
But in the "Medicine King True Scripture" in my mind, it is indeed written like this!
Method: Chop the three and mix well with each other, and then hold it with his right hand for about ten seconds, commonly known as the "hand holding method", and the medicine is formed.
Usage: Give the patient one gram of the finished product.
Efficacy: One minute to take effect.
Xiao Qian breathed a sigh of relief to himself, pointed to celery, green onions, and tomatoes, and said loudly: "That's right, I just want to show my cooking skills today! Kitchen knives and cutting boards, bring them to me!"
Ye Ningshuang was just about to go crazy, Xiao Qian happened to look at her, made a boo gesture, and gave her a smile at the same time.
"Miss Ye, believe me, there is no disease in this world that I can't cure!"
Ye Ningshuang's heart fluttered, for some reason, it was obviously a ridiculous thing, but when she heard Xiao Qian's extremely confident sentence "There is no disease in this world that I can't cure", I felt very relieved, as if this was true.
Ye Ningshuang didn't instruct, Liu Fu naturally went out to find kitchen knives and cutting boards.
"Knock! knock!"
Xiao Qian has been fending for himself since he was sensible, of course, cooking is not a problem, and the knife work is also surprisingly good, so fast, if he is a chef, no one will doubt it.
"Third Young Master, what tricks is this kid doing?" Iron Hand said suspiciously next to Meng Zixiong.
"Give you celery, green onions, and tomatoes, what tricks can you make?"
The corners of Meng Zixiong's mouth raised, and he could see that this kid was here to cook.
"Wait, after Ye Ningshuang, it will be my Meng Zixiong's person!"
Soon, Xiao Qian had already put the chopped celery, green onions, and tomatoes on a plate.
Don't say it, the color is pretty good.
But Xiao Qian was still muttering in his heart: This combination is really ...... Can it really cure cancer?
Xiao Qian felt that his worldview had been subverted.
and the hand grip, which reminded Xiao Qian of the description in the biology book when he was a student, and he couldn't help but feel a little imaginative.
No matter, try it and talk again.
Xiao Qian grabbed a handful of scraps, closed his eyes, and began to count down: "Ten, nine, eight, seven......"
It's like magic, in fact, it's Xiao Qian's nervousness, counting to divert his attention.
"Three, two, one!"
Just count to one hour!
Suddenly, the palm of my hand was swept by an extremely cold feeling, like ice cubes!
Xiao Qian hurriedly opened his eyes, opened his hand, and looked at it, and said "it" in his heart!
Where's the minced vegetables?
is still in the palm of the hand, and only small balls like ice beads are left!
Could it be that the crumbs of vegetables are all in this ice?
I'll it, this Nima, it's amazing!
"Dangdangdang...... Miss Ye, these are medicines!"
Regardless of his excitement, he just wanted to quickly find an experimental product and verify the efficacy of the medicine, Xiao Qian took out one, hurriedly walked to the side of Old Man Ye, and without saying a word, opened his mouth and put it in.
If this let Ye Ningshuang know that Xiao Qian regarded her grandfather as an experiment, he still had to skin him?
"This ...... How could it be ......"
Liu Fu was extremely shocked, Xiao Gan's every movement was under his nose, and he didn't feel a little bit of inner breath on him, how did he do it, turning these vegetable minced vegetables into ice balls?
Isn't it...... He really knows how to heal?!
But when I think of those three materials, this ...... This is ridiculous!
"The medicine has arrived! The disease has been cured!"
Xiao Qian put the rest of the pills into his pocket, clapped his hands, and said happily to Ye Ningshuang: "In one minute, Ye Lao will be able to wake up!"
A minute, not long, not short, and that's it......
But the old man Ye on the bed did not wake up as Xiao Qian's wish, and even ...... I didn't even blink an eyelid!
Xiao Qian was dumbfounded, what's going on? Old man, are you pretending to be dead!
Frightened, Xiao Qian hurriedly flipped through the "Medicine King Sutra" again, and there was a signed PS at the bottom: Theoretically, it will be effective in one minute, and the actual situation shall prevail.
Xiao Qian: ???????????
Get up, old man, and you get up for me......
I'll go to your uncle's house, subject to the actual situation!
"Mr. Xiao!! have you had enough?"
"Also...... Haven't ...... yet."
A cold cheer made Xiao Qian feel a chill from the heavenly spirit cover to the palm of his foot!
Xiao Qian turned his head, cautiously facing Ye Ningshuang, met her eyes that were so cold that he wanted to eat people, barely squeezed out a smile, and stammered: "That...... The effect of the drug can be ...... in the elderly Probably a little delayed, a little delayed......"
Xiao Qian wants to cut people's hearts, what bullshit "The True Scripture of the King of Medicine", what spicy chicken medicine spirit, it's just a cheat!
"I think this kid is deliberately trying to make trouble, Sister Ningshuang, where have you ever seen that celery, green onions, and tomatoes can cure cancer? This disease can only be cured by the Cleansing Pill! And the Cleansing Pill, in the whole of China, except for our four major families, I can't figure out who else can have it. As long as you obediently obey me tonight, this myelin cleansing pill, I will give it to your grandfather!"
As soon as the three words of the Cleansing Pill came out, Ye Ningshuang and Liu Fu were shocked, of course they knew what the Cleansing Pill was!
Meng Zixiong walked towards the hospital bed, and sneered at the unconscious old man Ye on the bed: "You are an old immortal, if you hadn't stopped it all the time, Lao Tzu would have slept with your granddaughter a long time ago." Even your son supports me as his son-in-law, what kind of demon are you going to be? When you are old, you just need to take good care of your body, but now it's good, your granddaughter is not going to be my woman obediently in order to save you!"
"Meng Zixiong, show me a little respect!" Ye Ningshuang was furious!
Mencius smiled darkly: "Respect? Hehe, what's wrong with me disrespecting today? You can't bite me? Oh yes, tonight, I really have to let you 'bite me'! But don't bite addicted! Hahaha!"
"Third Young Master Meng!"
Liu Fu made a solemn face and glared at Meng Zixiong angrily!
"Smack!"
Meng Zixiong slapped him in the face: "Grass and mud horse, when will it be the turn of a subordinate to speak?" Ye Ningshuang, no matter how good your subordinates are, even if you accompany me comfortably tonight, Lao Tzu will not save this old guy!"
"Uncle Fu, you step back first. ”
Ye Ningshuang's clenched fists were trembling, and her chest was full of murderous intent: "Meng Zixiong, I can promise you your conditions, Cleansing Pill, you should give it to me, right?"
Meng Zixiong squinted, took out a small white porcelain bottle from his pocket, put it in front of Ye Ningshuang's eyes and shook it gently, and said, "See, what is contained here is the Cleansing Pill, do you want it? Yes, gouge out this kid's eyes, and I'll give it to you!"
Meng Zixiong stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiao Qian!
Xiao Qian's thousands of grass and mud horses have stepped on in his heart!
"Uncle Fu, gouge out his eyes!"
What made Xiao Qian even more angry, Ye Ningshuang didn't even blink his eyes, and gave an order to Liu Fu!
"Yes, Miss!"
In Liu Fu's hand, there is already an extra dagger!
"Hey, hey, don't listen to this impotent man's nonsense, my medicine can really save Old Man Ye, although the effect of this medicine may be late, but it will never be absent!"
However, Liu Fu forced over with a dagger in his right hand!
"Don't ...... Other...... Don't mess around!"
Xiao Qian retreated step by step, and finally arrived at the classic plot in the dog-blood TV series, leaning against the wall!
Meng Zixiong laughed on the side: "Boy, you can be content, you just want your eyes, not your roots, if you don't have eyes, you can still be on a woman's drop." It's just that the woman, whether it's a dinosaur or not, then I don't know, hahaha!"
Xiao Qian felt that Ye Ningshuang was really hateful, even if she really couldn't save her grandfather, but she came with a heart to save people, and it didn't matter if she wasn't grateful, Meng Zixiong told her to gouge out her eyes, even if she had to do it, she had to at least hesitate, she didn't even hesitate!
What a waste of that skin!
"Ah......h
It was too late, it was too fast, Liu Fu's left hand had already locked Xiao Gan's right shoulder, and he screamed in pain!
Xiao Qian was so angry that he scolded: "Ye Ningshuang, I came to save your grandfather with kindness, if you don't thank you, forget it, you have to blind me, you evil woman, what kind of daughter is it! Stinky woman, Sanba!"
"Do it, Uncle Fu!"
"Yes!"
"Don't, don't!wait...... Wait a minute, Miss Ye, wait a minute!"
Xiao Qian's attitude hurriedly changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and he stretched out his hands to block the front, for fear that his eyes would be gone: "Miss Ye, ...... again Wait a minute! Give me ten seconds, ten seconds, if Ye Lao hasn't woken up, I'll ...... I'll admit it!"
Ye Ningshuang made an indifferent face, turned his back, and did not speak, which was regarded as a tacit acquiescence, Liu Fucai let go of Xiao Gan's shoulder.
Xiao Qian walked to the side of the bed, and when he saw the old man Ye lying on the bed, he was angry: "You dead old man, other old men take my medicine, it will be effective in one minute, and you can jump and jump like a monkey." It's a fucking good thing, it's been a few minutes, and you're still like a dead pig! I heard that you're still some kind of 'famous anti-Vietnamese general', in my opinion, bullshit! You're just a weak chicken, and it's almost the same as pouring a night pot for the 'famous anti-Vietnamese general'!"
Xiao Qian's sudden scolding made Meng Zixiong stunned, this kid lost his mind and went crazy?
"Uncle Fu, cut his tongue !!"
Ye Ningshuang almost roared, how could his most respected grandfather allow him to be so insulted?
"Boy, it seems that now, not only waste your eyes, but go all the way!" Meng Zixiong hugged his hands around his chest, squinting to watch the play.
Liu Fu's left hand locked Xiao Qian's shoulder again!
The dagger in his right hand has come to his neck!
"Whew!"
The cold feeling made Xiao Qian's backyard tense unconsciously, is this fucking over?
Call!
At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew on his face, the cold feeling on his neck disappeared in an instant, and Liu Fu locked his hand on his shoulder, which fell off in an instant!
And Liu Fu flew out in the blink of an eye!
As soon as Xiao Qian came to his senses, a strong and powerful withered hand grabbed his neck in an instant!
"Stinky boy, who the fuck are you talking about pouring the night pot?"
Xiao Qian opened his eyes and saw that an old man with white hair and angry hair was glaring at him angrily!
Isn't this the old man Ye lying on the bed?
He's awake!