157: Thinking differently
He Peng's sudden arrival made Xie Tianlong slightly stunned, it seemed that he didn't expect He Peng to arrive so soon, looked at Bai Lei upstairs, Xie Tianlong directly vented all his annoyance on the housekeeper's body, and glared at him reproachfully, it seems that it was because he didn't tell himself in advance, so he caused this embarrassing situation.
"Haha, I didn't think I hadn't seen him for so many years, He Peng has grown so big, why didn't your father come?" Xie Tianlong moved his body slightly, trying to block He Peng's sight, but his height was obviously not enough for He Peng, who was more than one meter and eight, not to see the scene upstairs, and at the same time, Xie Shiya also deliberately stirred up the situation, appearing closer to Bai Lei, and kissed Bai Lei's face in front of everyone.
Seeing this scene, He Peng only felt angry, who could see that his fiancΓ©e actually kissed another man in front of him, and he couldn't take care of himself in anger, right? So at this time, He Peng didn't notice what Xie Tianlong said, and he just thought in his mind, after getting engaged, how should he be so Xie Shiya, this little * who dares to cuckold himself.
"Haha, let's go to the study and talk. Xie Tianlong also discovered this scene, in order to cover up this embarrassing scene, Xie Tianlong snorted, and then walked towards the study in the corner downstairs with He Peng, and he didn't notice that He Peng also had a trace of poison in his eyes when he looked at him.
"Ah, you. How could Wang Yaru not know that Xie Shiya did it on purpose to show He Peng, but at this time, she didn't have the slightest way to deal with this daughter who had a headache, and after sighing, she gently tapped her finger on Xie Shiya's forehead with a smile on her face.
"Hee-hee, mom~~~~. After listening to Wang Yaru's words, Xie Shiya stuck out her tongue at Wang Yaru with a smile on her face.
And since He Peng walked into the villa, Bai Lei has been paying attention to him, and after discovering the poisonous color in his eyes, in order to prevent him from doing any tricks, Bai Lei, who was standing upstairs, gently pulled out the arm that Xie Shiya was holding closely, smiled apologetically at the two, and after asking about the location of the bathroom, he refused Xie Shiya's proposal to take him there, and walked over quickly.
"Shiya, you tell your mother honestly, do you two have ......" Xie Shiya's abnormal performance made Wang Yaru a little worried, since she was a child, when did Xie Shiya behave so closely with a boy? Even go to the bathroom to accompany her? This is obviously abnormal, as a person who has come over, Wang Yaru found the problem at a glance, at this time, although she said that she would not intervene in this problem, but obviously, she still cares about her daughter, afraid that she will not pay attention and complete the feat of becoming a benevolent if she does not succeed......
"What are we? We're very nice, we're in harmony. The simple Xie Shiya obviously didn't understand what her mother wanted to express, for fear that her mother would suspect that Bai Lei was a fake, Xie Shiya hurriedly answered at this time, but she didn't know that her answer had already misunderstood her mother.
"It's harmonious?" people and people obviously have different ideas and thoughts, as if there was once a joke about a classmate in the first grade class lying listlessly on the table.
The female teacher asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
The students protested: "I think I have the ability to go to the third grade, the first grade is too easy for me. I'm smarter than my sister, but she's in 3rd grade. I think I should be in third grade too!"
The female teacher then took the students to the principal's office. She explained the student's situation to the principal.
The principal said that I would give the student a test, and if the student got any of the questions wrong, then he should stay in the first grade.
The female teacher agreed, and so did the students.
The principal asked, "What is 3 times 3?" The student replied: "9" The principal asked, "What is 6 times 6?" The student replied: "36" In this way, the principal asked a lot of 3rd grade questions, and the students answered them correctly.
So the principal said to the female teacher of the student, "I think he can go to the third grade." β
The female teacher said, "Let me ask him a few questions." β
Both the principal and the students agreed.
Female teacher: "There are 4 cows and I only have 2, guess what?"
The principal looked at the female teacher's breasts...... The student replied, "Legs." β
Female teacher: "There's one thing, now you have it in your pants, but I don't have it in my pants." Guess what?"
The headmaster was embarrassed when he heard this...... I heard the student reply, "Pocket." β
The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief......... Female teacher: "What object is the letter C that starts and ends with T, has a lot of hairs on it, is oval, and contains an intoxicating, milky liquid?"
The principal's eyes widened and his thighs moved unconsciously. The student replied, "Coconut." β
The headmaster pressed his chest and breathed a sigh of relief again...... Female teacher: "What words start with F and end with K, and have the meaning of exciting." The principal looked at the student in embarrassment, waiting for him to answer...... The student replied, "Firetruck." The headmaster listened and nodded......
Female teacher: "Something, you need to use your hand to help it insert into other objects." When it is inserted, it will tremble all over its body, and this is also the last stage of its ejaculation" The principal began to be embarrassed again...... The student replied, "Arrow." β
The female teacher then asked, "What is hard when it goes in and soft and mucus when it comes out?" The principal looked at the female teacher in embarrassment, trying to stop the teacher from continuing to ask...... The student replied, "Bubble gum." β
The headmaster patted his forehead...... Female teacher: "You stick a hard thing under me, and after you find a trick, you can up." And this thing has to be hard enough, if it's soft, you can't succeed. Guess what that thing is?" The headmaster began to gasp...... He glanced at the students...... The student replied, "Leverage." β
The female teacher asked again: "I have something on my body, and when it itches inside, I use my fingers to dig that hole, and I feel comfortable." Sometimes you can dig up gooey stuff. Guess what that thing is?"
The principal was startled when he heard this, his breathing began to accelerate, and his whole body began to heat up....... The student replied, "Nose." The principal kept taking deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths......
Female teacher: "I have something on my body that my husband and I can put our fingers into. When I'm upset, I hold it down with one hand and stick it in and out with the other. What excites me the most and what I miss the most is that at some point I was able to plug it in with my husband. Guess what that stuff is?"
Before the principal could finish listening, his tongue began to dry, his face turned red, his forehead sweated, his whole body was hot, and he looked at the female teacher in surprise...... The student replied, "Wedding rings." β
The headmaster's eyes closed, and he leaned back in his seat with difficulty, and came out with a sigh of relief...... The female teacher finally finished asking. The headmaster wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "He can go to the sixth grade! I got all the questions you asked incorrectly."
At this time, Mother Xie seemed to be the principal in the joke, mistakenly thinking that Xie Shiya was referring to ...... didn't take into account that the harmony in Xie Shiya's mouth was the relationship between the two, not some kind of favorite sport.