1029. Educate your son
The taste of prickly pear is really good, after Jiang Caoqi and Lu Wuji tasted it, the two of them were full of praise for the taste, squatting on the ground and peeling the skin to eat very high.
Ao Muyang warned: "Prickly pear is delicious, but you can't eat too much, it has the effect of clearing the intestines, and it will be easy to fart later." ”
"That's better. "The deer are happier when they eat without leaving behind.
After all, he took Jiang Caoqi's hand and shouted, "What kind of uncle are you, you don't love me at all!"
"Hehe, if I didn't love you, I would have kicked you down the mountain stream and killed you just now, understand?"
After all, he said: "If you love me, then don't eat it, no, you eat the dates, eat all the dates in your pocket, and fill them with prickly pears for me." ”
Jiang Caoqi said with a gloomy face: "I love you, but you don't love me, what's the matter, plan to stab your uncle to death?"
"That can't be, my mother said that you have thick skin, and your skin is thicker than the soles of her flatcake shoes, and this thorn cannot be pierced. After all, hehe smiled.
Jiang Caoqi said: "Hey, how does my cousin usually educate her children? I have to criticize her on the phone tonight." ”
After all, he said contemptuously: "You go, you go, you dare to fight with a tiger even if you have a dog?"
Jiang Caoqi smacked his lips and said, "What you said is reasonable, alas!"
There was indescribable sadness in the sigh.
There are also persimmon trees on the mountain, and the persimmons happen to be ripe at this time, and they hang on the branches like small red lanterns.
Ao Muyang picked it for eating after all, persimmons are not as delicious as prickly pears, but it has no sourness, only sweetness, which is very attractive to children.
Prickly pear is rich in vitamin C and is known as the king of VC, so it inevitably has a sour taste.
The leader was very excited after going up the mountain, running around, it had eaten a lot of gold drops when it was a child, its body and brain had been transformed, it was heroic and heroic, and its appearance was better than that of a general.
In fact, it is the general's cub, but there is no affection between the two of them, but sometimes they get too close and grin at each other.
Ao Muyang can understand that these two dogs are very good, like tigers in the mountains. As the saying goes, one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, unless it is a male tiger and a female tiger.
They walked on the mountain road, and the two dogs ran in front, and the two of them were competing, sometimes the general ran in front, sometimes the leader ran in front.
The general wins because he is familiar with Dalongshan, and the leader wins because he is young, strong and energetic, and for a while, neither of the two can overpower the other.
Eventually, they clashed over a narrow part of the mountain road.
I don't know whose child is not qualified, he pulled a bubble of on the mountain road, and the general ran over when he saw it, and the leader was also very interested in this, and then went around to the other side to smell it.
At this moment, the two sides were too close to each other, and suddenly the hair on the back of their necks exploded, and they looked at each other with gloomy eyes, and a muffled roar came out of their throats, and the sharp teeth that were exposed implied a tyrannical aura.
A vicious battle was brewing, and Lu Wuxuan swung his fist vigorously, shouting in his mouth: "The brave one wins when he meets on the road, two brave dogs, show the sword!"
Ao Muyang gave him a roll of his eyes and said, "Don't make trouble for me, general, come back." ”
Jiang Caoqi also shouted: "Leader, it's not right to fight, although you are the best at fighting, you can't mess around." And it's not our territory, isn't it? As the saying goes, a strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake......"
"General, go on!" Ao Muyang quickly changed his words, he turned his head and said, "Xiao Jiang, this is the war you started, you have to be responsible!"
When the general, who had already returned in a hurry, heard his order, his limbs touched the ground like stepping on a spring, and suddenly he flew back, his shadow was like the wind, and he jumped like a dragon!
The leader saw it turn around, it had relaxed, it was inexperienced, and the golden shorthair in the village knew that the opponent had to remain on guard throughout the whole process before the opponent died or the figure did not disappear.
The general turned, his front paws slammed down on its chest, pushing it backwards, opening his mouth to nibble on it.
The leader's reaction was half a beat slower, as the so-called step by step slow, it was difficult when it tried to fight back, and the general pressed it to the ground with his powerful claws, and his mouth opened just to pinch its neck.
The leader was stunned, it struggled like a shrimp on the ground, unable to break free from the general's mouth and limbs.
With his mouth biting the leader's neck, his forelimbs pressing against the leader's chest and shoulders, and his hind legs stuck on the leader's buttocks and waist, the general locked his opponent with his skillful ground skills.
This skillful experience is the result of years of locking up, and every move and style is a real combat gain, which is very effective.
The leader is a fierce beast cultivated in the greenhouse, and there is still a big gap between him and the gladiators like the general who fight all day long in the village, and this gap is all-round, and after being overturned, the struggle is fruitless, and it will cry out: "Woo woo woo!"
The wolf ran over and stretched his neck at it and shouted, "Woo!
After a few screams, it nodded to the leader on the ground, did you learn it?
Seeing that the general had been pinching the leader's neck, Jiang Cao Qi Ke was distressed, he knew that the general was human, so he went over and pushed the general away and shouted: "Let go of my son, this is also your son! How can you be a father, how can you deal with children like this!"
Lu Wuyi pondered for a while and said, "I always feel that something is wrong with this. ”
After all, he grinned and said, "Uncle, it turns out that this is your son's mother? No wonder my aunt and my parents introduced you to girls, and you didn't want to meet them, it turns out that you already have a heart." ”
",. I don't know if Jiang Caoqi said this to the general or to his nephew.
Ao Muyang beckoned, the general let go of the leader and returned, after walking a few steps, it turned back and grinned to scare the leader, and the leader drilled into Jiang Caoqi's arms, whining in his throat.
After all, he said contemptuously: "This coward, what was the strength to scare me in the first place?"
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As he was talking, a fart sounded, and Lu Wuxian clamped his leg in embarrassment, and then sneered at Ao Muyang: "Brother-in-law, the effect of that prickly pear through the intestines is really good, and the effect is really fast." ”
As he spoke, he farted again.
It is not elegant to fart in public, so Lu Wuyi used a cough to suppress the sound of the fart: "Ahem, ahem." ”
His cough rang out on the road.
After all, his eyes rolled, he turned his head and stared at Lu Wuxian with a malicious expression and asked, "Little uncle, why do you fart so badly?"
Lu Wuxian glared at him and said, "Who farted cough cough, who farted?" cough cough, don't slander people, didn't your teacher teach you not to slander others?"
After all, "Oh, then you just have bad breath, and I smell it every time you cough." Little uncle, my mother said that bad breath may be caused by Helicobacter pylori in the stomach, you better go to the hospital to check, Helicobacter pylori can cause stomach cancer!"