Ao Mudong's face was red, and he walked vigorously.

Ao Muyang looked left and right, and then disappointed: "Brother Dong, didn't bring your daughter-in-law?"

Ao Mudong said: "She turned over fish with my father and mother at home, and went back to my house to drink, I will introduce you to you, and I have to ask you to help me figure it out, I have to get married this year." ”

Ao Fugui sniffed and said, "Made, it won't be earlier than me, right?" By the way, Brother Dong, you have a daughter-in-law, take it easy, look at your legs are a little trembling, can you do it today?"

Ao Mudong glared at him and said, "You take care of yourself first, dog, when will the child go to the ground?"

Speaking of this, Ao Fugui suddenly became excited, and he laughed and said: "Oops, we went to the hospital for a checkup, fake pregnancy, haha, fake pregnancy, in fact, I am not pregnant, but I scared the two of us to death." ”

Ao Daodao took a puff of cigarette and said leisurely: "Rich, listen to my uncle's advice, you can have children as soon as possible, otherwise you can really scare you two to death in the future." ”

Seeing that Ao Fugui didn't understand, Ao Daodao further nodded: "When I was young, I met a brother who ran a boat, very smart and ambitious. At that time, he had been working hard to buy a boat, but he didn't have children, but one day he also found that his daughter-in-law was vomiting, so he thought she was pregnant, and he was so scared that he couldn't do it, but after the inspection, he found that there was nothing wrong, and for many years after, every time he checked it was fine-or not to have children, and until today, they have no children. ”

"Hey, what's going on. Ao Fugui looked disdainful, "Listening to what you said is so thrilling, I thought that his daughter-in-law always vomited to go for a check-up, and found that she had throat cancer or stomach cancer or something like that!"

"Bah, you kid should be here now. ”

Ao Mudong said: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, let's discuss how to cooperate to win." ”

Ao Muyang said with a smile: "Yes, don't quarrel, learn from Brother Dong, I think Brother Dong has become much more stable and mature now that he has a woman." ”

Ao Mudong smiled with a red face, and waved his hand modestly while laughing.

Ao Muyang asked: "Brother Dong, you raised this question, do you have any ideas, how should we cooperate?"

Ao Mudong said: "You don't know the dragon's head, you went out for five days, the time is a bit long, I came back two days ago, and then learned about this dragon boat race, I went to the villages for a while in the past two days, and found that everyone has cooperated with the practice of qi." ”

Ao Muyang is very unhappy with this, this kind of competition is generally notified two or three months in advance, but he didn't know that the town was carrying out a surprise attack this time, and suddenly notified the villages to send teams to participate in the competition, which caught him off guard.

Ao Mudong said: "So it's not easy for us to win, we have to take the sword off the beaten track and take it by surprise!"

Ao Fugui and Ao Daodao glanced at each other and said, "What Dongzi said is a bit interesting, continue." ”

Ao Mudong said: "We will definitely not have a tacit understanding when we practice temporarily, so let's do this and give them diarrhea medicine." How do you cooperate? Uncle Dao and I went to hand out cigarettes to attract their attention, Fugui, you are going to take laxatives, seize the time to add drinks to them, and pay attention to your quick eyes. There is also the dragon head, the dragon head, your task is to protect us, once this incident happens, you sell face, you can prevent us from being beaten. ”

Ao Daodao: (⊙_⊙) ?

Ao Fugui:! (⊙_⊙)

Ao Muyang: (⊙_⊙) ||

The leadership team of the town government came over, and Lu Zhichao waved hello to Ao Muyang.

Ao Muyang no longer paid attention to the three goods around him, and walked quickly to Lu Zhichao to chat.

Ao Mudong anxiously asked in the back: "Faucet, how will we cooperate later?"

"Match a hammer. ”

"How can you win?"

"Kowtow to God, rely on his blessing. ”

After meeting with Lu Zhichao, Ao Muyang complained: "Secretary Lu, the news of this game was sent too late, why did it send a temporary notice?"

Lu Zhichao explained: "Even if the leadership team of our town patted their heads and came up with such a thing, you should have received a notice at the same time that we are going to hold a grand dragon boat race during the Dragon Boat Festival, right? ”

Yang Shuyong walked over with a hippie smile and said, "Secretary Lu, today is the Lantern Festival, I'll say hello to you first, and then I'll ask something again, won't our town send something to the village during the Lantern Festival?"

"Fat. ”

Yang Shuyong was overjoyed: "What's the hair?"

"Send a hammer. Ao Muyang gloated and smiled, and he was clear about how many doors he picked in the town.

Lu Zhichao waved his hand and said: "Don't make trouble, didn't you send several notices a few days ago?"

The joy on Yang Shuyong's face turned into nothing.

Taking advantage of the warm afternoon, the competition began, and for a while it was really firecrackers, gongs and drums, and the town organized a fishing lantern team to wander around the lake, which did not cost money, and they organized employees from various government departments to perform on a voluntary basis.

The first thing to do is the competition for tourists, which is a gimmick, tourists will row boats to form a team up, and then the dragon boats will be floating in the lake in a mess, some are drilling forward, some are spinning in place, and some are swaying and almost turning over.

Fortunately, the town has prepared safety measures to deal with it, and there are light motorboats shuttling around the lake, and when they see the dragon boat in danger, they go up to guide it.

After the competition of the tourist group, it is the main competition between the villages.

Ao Mudong was a little nervous, more than half of the people in Longtou Village came, and they swarmed around them to cheer them on, asking them to take the first place.

"We didn't cooperate, and it's not easy to take the first place. Ao Mudong said with a weak heart, "Moreover, my stomach is very hungry, I haven't been so hungry for a long time, and I don't have the strength to be hungry like this." ”

"Didn't you eat at noon, why are you still hungry?" said Ao Dao in surprise.

Ao Mudong said: "I don't know, the last time I was hungry like this was an hour ago." ”

Ao Muyang punched him in the chest and said, "Okay, don't be skinny, hurry up and find a broken dragon boat and prepare to start the race." ”

"The dragon boat that broke the point? dragon head, this broken dragon boat has an impact. ”

"The impact is the impact, so that at least even if we can't get the first place, we won't be ridiculed, if you can't get the first place with a good boat, people will say, 'It's a pity that a good boat is a good boat'." ”

The dragon boat was towed back, and the people from each village planted a red flag with the name of the village written on it, and the group prepared to board the boat.

Next to Longtou Village is Wangjia Village, Yang Shuyong found an old man and found two stick guys, they took off their clothes before getting on the boat, revealing a sturdy stick meat and threw it around.

Ao Mudong wiped his mouth and said: "Made, don't look ugly at these goods in Wangjia Village, this muscle training is okay." ”

Ao Fugui expressed disdain for this scene: "Grass, are they here to compete or are they here to prostitute themselves? Look at the way they walk, shaking their buttocks, they are a flock of ducks." ”