Chapter 846: Ruining Childhood

"I'm too lazy to talk to you! Let's go, the dragon fleet should be prepared there......"

"Look at it a little longer, it's not breastfeeding yet......"

"What's so nice about being a mother's breastfeeding......"

"Hey, you make it clear!Ge Laozi, you are talking nonsense, and at night, the whole village is rumored that I peeked at the young daughter-in-law......

"Then you're not leaving?"

"Gone, I'm scared of your shit......"

"Piva, are you leaving?"

"I ?...... Uncle, do I dare to say that I won't leave?"

……

In the evening of the same day, the video post and the picture text post were posted on the Internet at the same time.

in the forum.

"Ouch, Li Jiagou has been full of happy events recently, the boss and the second boss over there have just come out, and the finless porpoise here has given birth again. ”

"This finless porpoise is like a girl now, she doesn't know anything, it's all learned......"

"Isn't it true that animals with higher IQ have more problems with this?"

"The mother was so great, from the beginning of the birth to the birth of the baby finless porpoise, it was a full three hours. ”

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"I cried when the little finless porpoise came out of the water...... The point is that Lao Tzu is having dinner with his classmates...... I thought I was out of love......"

"As a single Wang, I suddenly felt that it was good to live quietly like this...... There is no need for vigorous love, the consequences of 5555 are so terrible......"

"Uh, little sister upstairs, little umbrella to find out......"

"As a person who has come over, I solemnly tell you that the happiness that your child brings to you is unimaginable, and watching him grow up, you will feel that all your efforts are worth it......"

"And then everyone else's is a bear child......"

"Hey!"

"I just want to ask, how many mothers said that you picked up your clothes by the water?"

"Water's edge, isn't it the roadside?"

"No, didn't you bring it from a relative?"

"Didn't you say that the old man who sold melons gave it to the old man when he bought watermelons in the vegetable market?"

“……”

"My mom is a joker, she said I picked it up next to the garbage can, and when I was a child, she took me on the bus to see the garbage can, which was a green frog trash can under a big willow tree next to the park...... I still remember the strange frog trash can, and the eyebrows on the eyes......"

"Can you hurry up upstairs to enter the official plot ......?"

She gave me a detailed description of what happened that day, from the weather, the season, the pedestrian conversations, the popsicle stands, to the admission tickets to the park at that time, and the way the park looked at that time...... By the way, there are also psychological activities, she said that she didn't want me, but she was constantly bewitched by a lady, saying how good it is to have a child, so she reluctantly accepted me......"

"Hahaha...... I laughed unkindly......"

She also said that she was originally a beautiful little girl, but because of the overflow of love for a while, I dragged her into an aunt who firewood, rice, oil and salt every day...... I've been so guilty for more than ten years......"

"Poof...... Is it such a pit......"

"You made a typo upstairs, it's such a bad mom......"

"You say, is it possible that I actually picked it up? My mom showed me the old ticket to the park, and even though my dad later said it was a ticket for a date between him and my mom, I always thought my mom was telling me the truth......

"Find the psychological shadow area upstairs, oh no, please use the time as the z-axis to find the volume ......"

"Actually, the truth should be that his dad and his mom were impulsive in the park, and then there was him, well, that's more reasonable......"

"But it's not a good place next to the green frog trash can......"

"Hey, can you stop mentioning that frog trash can, the frog with long eyebrows, what do you think about designing......"

"Upstairs, Donald Duck's girlfriend, Daisy Duck, has eyelashes that fly up to learn about ......"

"Pluto the dog and Mickey Mouse tail are exactly the same, get to know ......"

"The Haier brothers are running around naked in Antarctica, and the Northern Ares are ......"

"Big head son, four fingers, learn about ......"

"Speaking of which, isn't the old king next door the point? When the eldest son grows up, his eyebrows and mustache grow together, enmmm ......"

"Shut up...... Shut up...... Didn't you say that you should come and see the finless porpoise...... How did you crooked the childhood series......"

……

In a blink of an eye, it was the eighth day of the fourth month, and the Long Street Banquet began.

Although the number of volunteers has doubled, the number of fish fry has increased fivefold, and the number of fish fry has been increased fivefold.

Caitou sat at the table and held a chopstick in one hand: "Brothers, today I am tired of the pit goods of Erpi!

Li Junge laughed and arched his hand: "Thank you, thank you for coming to help, Li Jiagou is not easy to say, there is enough to eat and drink! Today's banquet is made of lion's head and big black pork, you will definitely not be able to taste it outside, come and come, don't say much, bring up the wine, please!"

A table of people raised their wine glasses: "Full please!"

Wei Wei felt that Li Junge's blurted out dialect was very funny, and he also raised a large glass of Coke: "Elder Li, Elder Ding, we are also here, please do it!"

Ding Lao smiled: "This means 'please drink dry', but if your big cup is really full, will you still eat vegetables?"

Wei Wei said: "Then what should I say?"

Li Lao said: "You should say 'invite', which means that everyone is casual." ”

Only the Northeast girl immediately threw away the Coke cup: "Then what's the matter, today I am the master, then we are also white, please do it!"

After a while, "full invitation" became the most shouted word at the long street banquet, and the sound of "full invitation" and cheers and laughter spread throughout the entire Lijiagou Greenway.

Li Junge divided the chicken legs between Caitou and the old ghost, and Caitou said: "I haven't seen you several times this year, and now you have been taken by Ayin to change your hobbies?"

Li Junge said: "Change fart, the main reason is that there is no time! Qu Lao's task is to photograph the eldest and second child in the mountains and be able to live independently, and I have to check it for half a year." And even if the little overlord can survive independently, he may not necessarily leave his mother, and some can even follow his mother for three or four years, until he has a new brother. Recently, I have to practice dragon boats again, and I have to deliver baby gray ashes...... Damn!"

Lazy Yu put a glass of wine in front of Li Junge: "Okay, shout a wrong one and punish a glass of wine, Brother Erpi, please!"

The Lijiagou website held a naming campaign to name the newly-born baby of Ergray, and finally netizens voted for "Fubao" as the name of the little finless porpoise.

But before that, Li Junge, who likes to name casually, has already called "Little Gray Gray" smoothly, and he can't change it for a while, so he and his fishing friends have made the decision to shout a wrong one.

Cai Tou gnawed on the chicken leg and smiled: "Look at what kind of broken names you have taken? I haven't had a good time since I was a fool! This time I was deprived of my rights for life, right?"

Li Junge pouted: "It's easy to support yourself with a cheap name, haven't you heard of this truth?"

The old ghost said: "Speaking of this, I have to toast a cup of two skins, my wife heard that the finless porpoise was alive, and she was going to come, so she threw the rod for three days before Lijiagou sealed the fishing, hahaha, it was an unexpected surprise......"

Yang Maniac: "Seeing the dead old ghost is as happy as his wife has given birth...... If you are afraid of your wife and become like this, I will obey you except for lazy fish!"

Lazy Fish: "Hey, tell me what I'm doing?"

Yang Maniac: "The person who dares to go out only after his wife's underwear has to be washed is a moment of brightness with the old ghost!"

Just as a group of people were laughing and playing, a basin of big elbows was served.

A group of people began to grab elbows again, and Heilong Zhenshui muttered, "It's better to eat than to come back!

Li Junge's chopsticks were halfway extended, and he nodded and smiled when he looked at him: "It's a good thing to eat well, but you also have to learn to be humble, black dragon, you can't always praise yourself like this." ”

A group of people laughed so much that the soup was spraying, and the black dragon was about to pinch Li Junge's neck.

Bai Jin Hook smiled: "In two years, I'm afraid I will be able to eat honey as much as I want." ”

Li Junge said: "It's a pity that there will be no fighting insects at that time, and fishing with fighting insects is the king." ”

Caitou said: "As long as there are fish in the river, there is no way we can't find a way to fish, don't you say?"

The old ghost smiled and said, "You can talk to the big eel in the Wuxi River." ”

Caitou slapped his chopsticks: "Damn! poke my scar again, not taking a cup is not enough to make up for the pain!"

A group of fishing friends laughed crookedly, this has been a bar for three years, you even have a baby and a big eel has not yet arrived, but it is really more difficult to chase than your daughter-in-law!

Li Junge said with a smile: "That thing really hasn't left, last time I grabbed fish with the big gray and them to eat, and it was ruined so that it was called a pitiful one! It's just too difficult to catch." By the way, you haven't seen that video yet, have you? I'll show you in the fishing friend group. ”

A group of people watched the video and didn't eat it: "I'm so energetic!

Li Junge said: "Just kidding, an individual like Big Gray is almost two hundred catties, and in the entire Yangtze River water system, there are no aquatic animals bigger than them except for sturgeon, and sturgeon are migratory fish. ”

Cai Tou was worried: "Then can you still hit Lua in this Wuxi River? What if the big ash accidentally eats it?"

Li Junge said: "Think about it too much, when have you ever heard of finless porpoises being caught? Although the lure looks similar to the real fish, it can only fool ordinary fish that feed by sight. ”

"In the world of big gray them, the difference between real fish and fake fish is the same as we look at small oranges and table tennis balls, and as long as they are social mammals, their intelligence is extremely high, and if they want to deceive the big gray them, Lua's bait is almost at the level. ”

Caitou smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Then continue to consume! I have to hook that tiger fish in this life!"

……

After a lively pass, the fishing friends and Meng Changnian Wanjia were sent away, and Lijiagou ushered in five pairs of national first-class rare birds - crested ibis.

When Li Junge and Ayin Miaowa Lin Zhao arrived at the dock, Wei Wei was already waiting there.

There is another person who is more excited than Weiwei, Liangzi, she came earlier than Weiwei, holding Tongtong in the crook of her arm.

Li Junge hurriedly took Tongtong over and smiled at Liangzi: "I never knew you loved birds so much. ”

Ryoko's eyes widened: "This is not an ordinary bird, this is a crested ibis!"