Song Shuhang is a copycat player.

After graduating from high school, only 200 points short of being admitted to the university of his choice, he repented and entered the society and began his own cottage road, although his mouth is not neat enough, but he is better in his hands and feet, diligent, every day in the wind and rain, everywhere peddling all kinds of cottage bags, clothes, shoes, electrical appliances and so on.

In just one year, he started from a thousand, and slowly accumulated to 5,000, 10,000, 20,000, 50,000, and 100,000...... In the end, he owed a debt of 136,000 yuan.

Then good things came in pairs, his girlfriend who was admitted to college was abducted by his fellow seniors, and he could only share a small house with his equally down-and-out brother, and shrank in the rental house all day long and indulged in chicken.

Fortunately, his good brother who gradually began to transfer took great care of him, not only carefully enlightened him, but also found him a job as a shopping mall security guard, so his days of indulging in a rental house and indulging in chicken became indulging in chicken in the monitoring room.

Ding dong!

A system message popped up in the chat software in the lower right corner, and Song Shuhang, who had just finished eating chicken, clicked on it.

[Mo Xie Monk asks to add you as a friend.] Additional Message: None.

Mo Evil Layman?

If he added him for no reason, could he be a friend he knew? No, no, no, his friend would not have such an old-fashioned nickname, and he didn't want to think about it, so he refused it.

After a while, he was just about to eat the chicken when he heard another dingdong.

[Mo Xie Monk asks to add you as a friend.] Additional message: Superior, add me.

What is superior and not superior, is it a new scam on the Internet?

Recently, there was a similar case of Chen in the third class of civil engineering on Jiulang Weibo, did this Mo Xie Jushi want to pretend to admire him, deceive him into a group, and trick him into singing, playing with money and feelings......

It's so naïve! How could your father Song Shuhang easily enter the urn!

REFUSE!X2

However, when he refused this time, he happily added two words to the reply column - "beg me".

If you dare to deceive people, you must be aware of being answered!

It may be that the liar was really angry with the word "beg me", and the message popped up again after a plate of chicken eating.

[Mo Xie Monk asks to add you as a friend.] Additional message: Love plus or not, get out!

Tsk, want to catch the old indulgence.

I'm Song Shuhang!

That's it!

He finally clicked "agree", wanting to see what kind of tricks this liar named Mo Xie Jushi was playing.

After adding friends, Mo Xie Jushi did not talk to him, but directly played a new message.

[Mo Xie Jushi invited you to join the group "Vulnerable Suzhou City No. 1 Group", do you agree?]

Tsk, or group deception?

Your father Song Ke is a person who has seen the world, generally speaking, most of these casual groups are set up gambling games, what take turns to send red envelopes to grab the least continue to send, what Macau's first offline casino, etc., I'm sorry, the poor have never only watched and not shot, watch you play a good time.

Song Shuhang pressed to agree.

It's actually still a group in the same city, the group was unexpectedly quiet, and looked at the list of group members, Phoenix Prince, Shizi Daoren, Guxu Sanren, Cause and Effect King, Peach Blossom Fairy......

The strong smell of the countryside is blowing in the face.

Wait a minute!

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly remembered a very popular novel he had read recently, there was a name copycat his protagonist, who was pulled into a Xiuzhen group of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group by mistake, and then started the journey of cultivating the sky and the air.

This plot always feels a bit similar to the current situation.

The Mo evil monk in the group spoke: "Lao Liu, I haven't seen you for two days, and my tone is so big, I have praised you for being a master, and let me beg you? Believe it or not, I will dismantle your old bones when we meet tomorrow @ Wuque Scholar." ”

？？？

Song Shuhang was a little confused, as soon as he entered the group, his group business card had been changed to Wuque Scholar, and the other party recognized the wrong person?

This girl,I always feel that the routine is the same as the novel he reads.,Are the current deceptions so up to date?

Regardless of whether the other party really admitted his mistake or lied to him, he decided to tell the truth and observe the other party's reaction.

Wuque scholar: "I'm not Lao Lin, you may have added the wrong person." ”

Mo Xie Layman: "Isn't your number *******6*?"

If that's the case, it's exactly the same as the novel routine, a good copycat scam!

Wuque scholar: "You read it wrong, mine is ******* 9*, and the penultimate position is 9 not 6." ”

Mo Xie replied with a string of "......".

[The Mo Evil Monk has removed you from the vulnerable Sioux City No. 1 group. 】

Song Shuhang: "???"

Why don't you play according to the routine!

Shouldn't the next cottage plot say something since it was mistakenly added, it is also a kind of fate, and then Mo Xie Jushi counted a hexagram and finally decided to keep him?

Could it be ......

Not a new scam?

Are the nicknames in this group all true? It's not a liar copycat, but there really is a legendary fairy fate?!

Song Shuhang, who had always eaten and indulged in routines, was instantly anxious, and hurriedly sent a message to Mo Xie Jushi.

"Layman, since it is also a kind of fate to be mistakenly added, why don't you let me stay in the group?"

[Failed to send, please add the other person as a friend first.] 】

I'll go, delete so fast!

Song Shuhang suddenly beat his chest, he knew that he would not be silent, and first spied into the content of the group chat.

Send Friend Verification. Additional message: Layman, add me!

After two minutes of nervousness, a system message finally popped up.

The other party has denied your request. Additional message: Please.

This familiar word, Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, did the layman get into a little trouble?

However, since he is willing to talk to himself, it means that he has not completely lost hope of entering the Xiuzhen chat group.

"Seeking ......"

As soon as he finished typing, he pressed the ← backspace key to delete it, and hesitated.

If I really use the word to ask for words, too groveling, maybe the other party doesn't like this kind of flattering junior?

It's better not to be humble or arrogant.

Send Friend Verification. Additional message: Love plus or not.

In Song Shuhang's heart, it is omnipotent to want to capture this move, at least he will be crazy to be tricked by this trick.

Minutes and seconds passed.

Half an hour later.

Song Shuhang couldn't hold back and made a third friend request.

Send Friend Verification. Additional message: Seniors?

This time, it's done, and it's back in seconds.

You have been blacklisted. 】

Song Shuhang: "......"

Xiuzhen chat group, the end of the whole play.

……

However, at the end of this story, Song Shuhang finally added to the [Vulnerable Suzhou City No. 1 Group].

It was also a loss that the black magpie scholar who was added wrong was one different from his number, and after being blacked out by Mo Xie Jushi, he fought in a roundabout way, first added the black magpie scholar, and after getting acquainted, he was coaxed and flickered, and finally under the intercession of the black magpie scholar, Mo Xie Jushi pulled him out of the blacklist and added him to the group again.

However, when he thought that he was about to step into the journey of cultivating the sky, the legendary Xiuzhen chat group, it seemed that no one was talking?

At first, I thought it was the seniors who pretended to be deep, but after waiting for half a month without anyone saying anything, Song Shuhang couldn't hold back.

The owner of the People's Mall: "Seniors, don't you talk about Xiuzhen?"

Because he was working as a security guard in the people's shopping mall, after learning about the naming rules for preemptively registering place names in the group, Song Shuhang took a road number at the right time.

The most active group leader, and the only one other than him, has squeaked in the group for half a month: "Cultivating the truth, what is the truth? We are all mortals, and we can't cultivate the truth." ”

This is indeed not to deceive Song Shuhang, the F-level is equal to ordinary people, except for the Mo Evil Layman in the group, the spiritual power of the other dantian has not been completed, and he is not a cultivator at all.

The members of this group are basically elderly beings, and by chance they got a glimpse of the true face of the cultivation realm, but due to physical reasons, they passed the cultivation age, and they could only rely on some low-end to outrageous qi induction methods to cultivate and play, which is almost similar to square dancing, playing chess, playing Tai Chi and other entertainment activities for the elderly, which is also the reason why Mo Xie Jushi is willing to bring Song Shuhang in again, because they are all rookies, and there are not many secrets at all......

Senior Mo Xie laughed. Song Shuhang still thought that Mo Xie was pretending to be deep, and a bunch of Xiuzhen nicknames were hanging there, and he was not blind, "Isn't this kind of Xiuzhen chat group just used to talk about Xiuzhen, otherwise how can you exchange Xiuzhen experience?"

He also thought that the big guys in the group could talk about their experiences, and what kind of body quenching pill formula for strengthening the body was revealed between his fingers, then it would already be endlessly useful.

Mo Ye Jushi: "We are all chatting privately. ”

We're all private, we're all private, we're private......

What about the cheat!

Xiuzhen chat group 2.0, the end of the whole play.

……

"Phoenix senior, do you want to exchange and cultivate the truth?"

You have been blacklisted. 】

"Senior Guxu, how do you cultivate the truth?"

You have been blacklisted. 】

"Ten Azusa Seniors ......"

After chatting privately with everyone in the group, although Song Shuhang was not kicked out of the group, he was blocked by everyone, even the black magpie scholar......

He guessed that no one wanted to help a worthless kid, or maybe the group that he easily mixed in with a detour was fake, but he didn't think about it at all in the direction that everyone in this group was rookies......

In short, Song Shuhang's dream of cultivating the truth in the sky and the air was shattered.

Song Shuhang, who continued to maintain the days of indulging in eating chicken in the monitoring room, wanted to withdraw from this fake Xiuzhen chat group several times, and the mouse hesitated back and forth on the exit, but in the end he still didn't succeed, so he should keep his share of the heart of the second second......

Today, after staying up all night, lying in bed and playing with his mobile phone, he suddenly found that this stagnant pool of [Vulnerable Suzhou City No. 1 Group] actually had four chat messages for the first time, and at first glance, there was a newcomer in the group half an hour ago.

[Mo Xie invited Xiao Zhengzi to join the group chat. 】

Mo Xie Jushi: "Welcome little friend. ”

Xiao Zhengzi: "Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Zhengzi, please advise." ”

Mo Xie Jushi: "They are all busy, don't worry, little friend, I will contact you when they are free." ”

There is no follow-up for the time being.

Xiao Zhengzi? This nickname for entering the palace seems to be just entering this circle like him?

Looking at the information again, 17 years old, two years younger than him, will he communicate more friendly than those who know his identity?

Song Shuhang's long-lost soul of the second middle school burned again.

In order to avoid startling snakes in the group, he silently clicked on the private chat interface-

"Little Daoyou, is it true?"