Chapter 6 Becoming a Pig
Cui Xiaopang, who was doing chores in a tofu shop, didn't know that in a luxury bag of KTV, Wen Guangming gritted his teeth and scolded him.
After scolding without words, Wen Guangming pushed away the wine escort girl who was snuggling next to him, stared at the thin man with a smile on his face and scolded, "Ah Fei, you are so smiling! What should I do? Ben Shao has been beaten, you say, what should I do! I am not afraid of that old Wei, but now that dead fat man is infinitely powerful, it is like a different person!"
The little eyes rolled slightly, and the thin man smiled and said, "Wen Shao, don't worry! According to what you said, I am 100% sure that there is only one possibility for a poor dick to suddenly become infinitely powerful, please ask the great immortal to come up! That dead fat man should know some of the most superficial witchcraft techniques! My master Tianmen Daoist is a master of Maoshan Mountain, as long as you are willing to spend money, I, a registered disciple, will personally go on a trip and invite him over to help! It's not difficult!"
Stroking his swollen cheeks, Wen Guangming gritted his teeth and said, "200,000! As long as your master can break the Dead Fat Man's Great Immortal Method, I will pay 200,000 Yuan! If you lead someone to cooperate with the action and take down the Dead Fat Man, I will give you another 50,000 benefits!"
Hearing this, the thin man was taken aback, his eyes flashed with greed, and he gritted his teeth fiercely and said, "Wen Shao, kill chickens with a knife, I also have a master or two points of true inheritance, black dog blood, donkey hooves and other things are specialized in breaking this kind of evil art, I am sure to take the brothers to take down the dead fat man! This money ..... It's not as good as ......."
Wen Guangming instantly understood that Ah Fei was thinking of making money.
After thinking about it, Wen Guangming waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let you try it first, if you succeed, 250,000 points is a lot! If you fail, let's find your master again!"
"Well, look!" said the thin man with a flattering smile.
"Huh, charter man, it's rare to see you come over to help lately, where did you make a fortune?"
"Chubby, we've been waiting for a long time for our three fresh tofu!"
In an antique tofu shop, Cui Xiaopang was busy sweating like rain.
The decades-old store has naturally accumulated a lot of old customers, plus the signature tofu soup, fish skin tofu, and three fresh tofu are really delicious, and there is a spicy tofu Shih Tzu in charge, and the business is very good.
In front of the clean and tidy cash register, the chin is held up with a spicy smile, enjoying this leisurely time, and the customers in the store are also eating leisurely, admiring the beauty of tofu Shih Tzu from time to time, which is very moisturizing.
Just after lunch, the tofu shop closed in advance, and Spicy took Cui Xiaopang to the little sheep to eat a hot pot for him.
An hour later, Spicy waved his hand and told Cui Xiaopang, who was about to squeeze into the bus, "Dead black fat, remember to bring souvenirs back to my mother! Also, the money is planned to be spent, don't call me to borrow money!"
Hearing this, Cui Xiaochubby was a little depressed, but he still smiled and said, "It must be a must! I am handsome and fat, and I can ....... it."
The fat body writhed, Cui Xiaopang squeezed into the bus flexibly, looking at the spicy expression of loss in front of the platform, he was also inexplicably a little embarrassed and sighed!
The heavy bus started again, and not far away, two motorcycles quietly followed, driving two sloppy bastards.
The bus traveled all the way, and when the last stop was Lingyan Mountain in the western suburbs, Cui Xiaopang got off the bus and continued to move forward, and twenty minutes later, he had already come to a hidden cave in Lingyan Mountain.
This cave was discovered by Cui Xiaopang by accident, and the neighborhood is secluded and safe, even if he makes some noise through his crossing, he is not afraid of alarming others.
Journey through supernatural powers and inspire!
As soon as his mind moved, Cui Xiaopang urged a thousand drops of energy liquid to burn at the same time, and suddenly the Black Lotus in his body suddenly turned, amazingly fast, and there was a very intimate power in it that woke up!
Soon, the fat man "saw" a black shadow appeared on the Black Lotus of the Destroying World, and he said respectfully, "Little Hei greets the master! I am the true spirit of the Black Lotus of the Destroying World, master, you have inspired the Divine Power of Transcendence, and finally made me make up for some strength, break the seal and wake up!"
Hearing this, Cui Xiaopang was taken aback and asked rhetorically, "What about killing Mozi? What kind of thing is it? Isn't it the true spirit of the Black Lotus that destroys the world?"
Xiao Hei quickly responded, "It is the evil body of one of the three corpses of my previous master, Rahu, if it weren't for its annihilation, I wouldn't be able to break the seal! Xiao Hei will take you to the Three Realms! But before that, I must tell you something!"
Cui Xiaopang was taken aback, nodded and said, "Say it, this master listens!"
Xiao Hei hurriedly said respectfully, "Master, Demon Ancestor Luo Hu was besieged and killed by Sanqing and the Immortal Dao boss before the endless years, and my body was also seriously damaged, and I fell into the torrent of time and space. Now, hundreds of millions of years have passed, and I don't know what the Three Realms have become! My body is seriously damaged, and a thousand drops of extremely poor quality dark power can only completely block my breath for twenty-one days, and you can only stay in the Three Realms for twenty-one days! Otherwise, the breath will leak, and the immortals and Buddhas from all walks of life will be able to take action, and you will be beaten to ashes casually, master!"
I was shocked, Cui Xiaopang didn't expect that there was such a hidden danger, Demon Ancestor Luo Hu He didn't know who it was, but Sanqing was a legendary saint with great power!
No wonder Zhen Yuanzi has a doppelganger left in the Black Lotus of Destroying the World, he should also be one of the great powers of besieging the Demon Ancestor Rahu! It's just that the Three Realms are so cruel, fighting and killing for a treasure?
Xiao Hei continued, "Master, you don't have to worry too much, the saint will not be born easily, and as long as it is within seventy-seven and forty-nine days, I am sure that I will completely block the breath! There are many strange treasures in the Three Realms, if you can find some, you can also help me recover a few points! You are not a creature of the Three Realms, cause and effect do not melt the rules of heaven and earth, if you want to enter it, you must use the method of autopsy and reorganization! Your current physical body can be stored in my body, if you return here, you can take away your physical body and store it in my body, the two are interchangeable, and there will be no harm!"
Hearing this, the fat man was taken aback again, Xiao Hei meant that he had to invade the body of a creature in the Three Realms in order to survive in the Three Realms. When you return to the earth, you will change back to your current body?
Seemingly..... There's nothing wrong with that!
Cui Xiaopang thought about it and nodded, "Okay, I know, we can start!"
"Listen to you, host....."
In the cave, Cui Xiaopang rubbed his hands excitedly and twisted his fat body, that picture was quite spicy!
"Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twist your neck, twist your ass, go ....... you"
"Buzz ......"
Accompanied by Cui Xiaopang's voice, a large black lotus flower that was both real and illusory suddenly appeared in his body, suddenly expanding, and a terrifying aura permeated.
The black lotus held up Cui Xiaopang, and the huge petals suddenly wrapped up!
"Peng.......
With a loud bang, the black lotus flower disappeared, and the fat man was gone!
At the entrance of the cave, the two bastards who quietly probed were dumbfounded, and their mouths opened wide one by one, and they couldn't believe their eyes!
"Nima......! He's gone, Kunzi, are we dazzled? What kind of nursery rhyme did he just sing?"
"I saw a big black lotus flower, and I ate the dead fat man in one bite! Could it be a mutant man-eating flower.......?
At the mouth of the cave, the two bastards are completely messy, what is the situation with this Nima?
Indeed, normal people will probably be dumbfounded when they see such a scene, right?
Not to mention that the two bastards were at a loss, at this moment, Cui Xiaopang felt that he had entered a dark world, and he was wrapped in a deep and dark chaotic force, and he was illusory and weak at the moment.
Don't ask, this is your own soul!
Time changes, the stars change, Cui Xiaopang has a feeling of walking in time, he suddenly thought of a question, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Hei, remember to find a good home for the soul of this master!
Xiao Hei quickly replied helplessly, "Master, the method of autopsy and seizure is against the sky, and I also rely on the power of the best innate spirit treasure to help you succeed, but I don't know who your soul will enter into whom! This will damage a little chaos origin! Everything depends on your creation......"
"it, such a pit, what if the owner of the book enters the body of a girl? Nima, Xiao Hei, you don't make it clear to labor and management! I hate you........" Shocked, Cui Xiaopang screamed in shock.
Xiao Hei replied helplessly, "Master, this is not something I can control!, but you don't have to worry, your soul is yang, and it won't enter a woman's body! But with the strength of your soul, there is only one chance to give up, so ask for more blessings......."
will not take away the woman, this may be the only consolation.
Cui Xiaopang didn't have much time to worry, and at a certain moment, the deep pitch-black chaotic power that wrapped his soul shook and merged into a vast and majestic aura.
Suddenly, a sense of vertigo hit him upside down, and countless fragmented pictures and information streams into his soul, Cui Xiaopang felt that his soul was about to explode, and he suddenly lost consciousness.......
In a panic, Cui Xiaopang felt that his whole head exploded in pain, and he barely opened his eyes.
Nima! stinks......
Cui Xiaopang took a deep breath, a foul smell made him almost vomit, and he immediately glanced around, it turned out to be a narrow cave, with a simple stone table and stone bench inside, and a large pile of coarse cloth, dirty clothes and rotten fruit peels discarded in the corner, etc., the smell came from there!
What the hell is this?
Shocked in his heart, Cui Xiaopang suddenly caught a glimpse of a dilapidated bronze mirror inlaid on the stone wall on the right, which clearly reflected a large pile of firewood and grass, a pig-headed and human body thing lying down, turning his head to look at the bronze mirror, and there were two slap prints on his fat face, with a confused look.
Cui Xiaopang was startled, I!
Hurriedly touched his head, big pig ears, pig nose...... Fat head and big ears....
Nima: The pig-headed man in the bronze mirror is my handsome guy and fat?
Cui Xiaopang collapsed on the spot, almost inward-flowing, screamed, and climbed up from the pile of firewood and grass.
At this moment, the turbulent memories and broken images rushed wildly into the depths of his mind, causing him to freeze on the spot.
That's the memory of a little pig demon, from ignorance to growing up, with the mother's practice in Wanling Mountain, until it reached the agile period, only one step away from being transformed, but the mother was born and fell, and then his status took a sharp turn, and he was discovered a secret by the big demon Blue Eyes Wild Lion under the command of the owner of Wanling Mountain, Xianghu Niangniang.... Pinch to death..... Absorb a golden blood in your body!
The memory of the little pig demon was messy and majestic, and it was absorbed by Cui Xiaopang in a swarm, and he was shocked, but he also completely cleared the situation!
Touching his pig's head, Cui Xiaopang was full of inflow.
Retribution!
My buddy's favorite thing to eat is pig's head meat, and he actually took away a little pig demon, do you want to live in the name of a pig in these three realms?
At this time, the little black voice in the body said, "Master, I'm sorry, you're too unlucky! But it's not bad, this little pig demon is also a little demon in the smart period, come on! Within 21 days, remember to call me to take you away! I'm going to fall into deep dormancy......."
Cui Xiaopang was not given any chance at all, and Xiao Hei's breath quickly weakened and precipitated in the Black Lotus of the Destroying World.
At this moment, Cui Xiaopang's heart had 10,000 Cao Nima galloping, and at this time, there was an exclamation at the entrance of the cave, and a little wolf demon and a little tiger demon rushed in, and said excitedly, "Little pig, you ..... You've come back from the dead!
Little pig, this title made Cui Xiaopang depressed.