Monster Xinglang has seen a lot recently, even the gods have seen one or two, in mythological novels, the names of monsters that have been heard are countless, but those monsters are not the mounts of the gods, or tigers and lions, relatively powerful flood beasts, and the shell Lang Jing is really the first time I have heard of it.

The world is so big that there are no surprises.

Such a low-level insect can be cultivated into a goblin, which is really a long insight!

"How did you cultivate to become a refinement?" Xing Lang was curious, a low-level creature like Shi Zhenxiang, unless there was any big opportunity, it would be ten million times more difficult to cultivate into a human form than a human to ascend to an immortal.

"Hehe, it's also luck, once I saw the Jade Emperor descend to earth and ......"

Realizing that she had slipped her mouth, Shi Zhenxiang hurriedly and consciously stopped her words, and said with a smile: "My lord, don't ask, it's not that I don't want to tell you, but I also have something unspeakable." ”

"Really?"

Hearing that the story had something to do with the Jade Emperor, where was Xinglang willing to miss it, and said: "Since it is so difficult, then I will not embarrass you and you, you can go back, as for the object, I can't do anything." ”

"Don't, my lord, in the sky and on the ground, only your immortal marriage and love place, and the red rope of the old moon, can conclude a marriage, but the quality of the old red rope is too poor, I have collapsed three relationships, after thinking about it, only your immortal love book can keep my future feelings foolproof, please do well, just help me." ”

Hearing this, Xinglang couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Although his peers are enemies, Xinglang has to say a fair word for Yue Lao.

Is it because the quality of other people's red rope is poor? Obviously, even if your own conditions are too poor, okay?

Yue Lao can endure the stench on Shi Zhenxiang's body and pull the red thread for him, and it is as many as three times, which is already the conscience of heaven and earth!

"I know all the love books of the immortals, it seems that you still have some knowledge, but you have difficulties, and I also have difficulties. ”

"If the other party asks, I can't even tell you how you cultivated to become a good person, and others don't regard me as a liar? Who wants to meet you on a blind date, do you think that's the truth?"

Xinglang sighed regretfully: "I happened to be free recently, and I wanted to do a good deed to introduce you to someone, but since you are so embarrassed, then I won't embarrass you, you can go." ”

With that, Xinglang took out a blank notebook and pretended to flip through it a few times.

"Oh, my appointment is 50 years away, if you miss this village, it is estimated that you will have to wait 50 years to be single! It's a pity, even if you are willing to tell me in the future, I guess I won't have time to listen. ”

"Ahh

Hearing that she had to wait for such a long time, Shi Zhenxiang immediately panicked, if she waited for another 50 years, wouldn't she become an old virgin?

After thinking about it, after a fierce ideological struggle, Shi Zhenxiang decided to grit her teeth and tell the truth.

"Wait a minute, my lord, please listen to what I tell you, this is how it ......"

Xinglang almost grew his mouth and listened to the whole thing.

It turned out that 500 years ago, the Jade Emperor privately met in the mortal world, and the little lover in the mortal world, in the peach blossom forest in the beautiful mountains.

The Jade Emperor originally wanted to kill insects and kill Shi Zhenxiang with one foot, but he thought that the latter's whole body was filthy, too smelly and dirty, and it would pollute his dragon energy, so he simply turned Shi Zhenxiang into essence, so that Shi Zhenxiang owed him a favor, and rotted the things he saw in his stomach, and he must not publicize it to the public.

Shi Zhenxiang didn't plan to tell anyone, but for the sake of her life's events, she could only sell her teammates!

"My lord, I'm so refined, you must keep it a secret, if this matter is publicized, the Jade Emperor will not pressure me to go to Nantianmen to ask for beheading!"

"Okay, okay, I see. The torturer laughed and laughed.

There is such a bloody story behind the relationship, he also thought that the immortals in high positions were all masters who had no desires and no desires, but he didn't expect that the Jade Emperor would not be spared, and he would run out to steal fish like men in the mortal world.

But it's no wonder that after living for so long, there are handsome fairies around him, but he can only face the queen mother all day long, and men are itchy and uncomfortable.

The Jade Emperor can not eat the grass on the edge of the nest, and his concentration is already good.

"Tell me, what are your requirements for finding a partner?"

"The small one actually doesn't have any requirements, I just hope that the woman has better legs longer, longer handsome, better figure, bigger breasts, a little more buttocks, and the most good family has a little money, I can be a door-to-door son-in-law. ”

Shi Zhenxiang rubbed her hands, rubbed out a lot of dirt, and said with a lewd smile.

After listening to all of Shi Zhenxiang's requests, Xinglang couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Your second uncle, so many requirements, and still say that there are no requirements?

I want to be good-looking, and I want to be rich, to put it bluntly, I just want to find a white rich beauty!

Do you still want to be a door-to-door son-in-law?

Look at your virtue, spraying a truckload of Seven Gods Flower Dew, can't cover up the smell on your body, it is estimated that the door has not entered, and it was blasted out by the woman's old father!

If it weren't for the stench on Shi Zhenxiang's body, he was afraid that he would be contaminated, and Xinglang would have slapped him and woke up this daydreamer.

"Okay, I've made a note of it, you go back first, and I'll let you know when there's news. ”

"Hehe, the little one thanked the adults first!"

Shi Zhenxiang took out a sandalwood box, opened the lid, and two coffee-colored balls lay quietly in it.

"Adult, this is a small self-developed "to live pill", it melts when it comes to water, colorless and tasteless, but after taking it, it will emit a foul smell on the body, which will not disperse for a long time, and it can last for a month, unless you take the immortal thing to remove the odor, otherwise even if it is a Da Luo Jin Immortal, there is no way to remove this smell!"

Da Luo Jin Immortal can't be removed?

Xing Lang was a little surprised, and glanced at Shi Zhenxiang deeply, but he didn't expect that a small monster could actually invent such a thing that even Da Luo Jinxian had no way to do.

Although the "to Live Pill" is not lethal, it is better than nothing, but it can be temporarily collected and kept for later use.

In the future, if anyone is unhappy, let him stink for a month.

Hmph, see who dares to offend me in the future!

"If you have a heart, I will also worry about your affairs, let's go, don't disturb my leisure here. ”

"Yes, yes, the little one will leave. ”

Regarding Xinglang's slightly arrogant attitude, Shi Zhenxiang didn't dare to be a little dissatisfied, but was a little afraid.

"Wait a minute, why do I feel like you're scared of me?"

"This ......"