Chapter 42: The Vanishing Express
"Daddy!"
Ye Zheng raised his hands and surrendered without dignity.
In front of him, there was a great river of ancient swords humming and roaring, the tip of the sword was only 0.01 cm away from his throat, the sword qi was swallowed, and the surrounding space continued to ripple distorted, as if the great river sword was just quietly suspended from the sheath like this, and the space could not bear it.
Yun Xiaolu's eyelids rarely rose, expressing great interest: "Sister Lin is good, Dahe Sword actually recognizes the master......"
Dahe Sword, actually, recognized the Lord?
The combination of these words, combined with the tingling sensation in his throat, Ye Zheng scolded the ancestor of the Dizang King one hundred and eighty times in an instant.
The said good Dahe Sword never recognized the Lord, so many generations of Jizo kings couldn't make it move?
I thought that with the strengthening of the eight stars of the fourth black hole now, as soon as the demon bones opened, I would definitely be able to fight with Lin Chu for hundreds of rounds, but the result was ???
He took out two bricks humanitarianly, and he didn't even take out the silver gun for fear of hurting Lin Chu, but Lin Chu shot the ancient sword of the river, the weapon of the emperor who recognized the lord, and beat a fart!
The yellow sand is long, the wind is bleak, and the surrounding environment seems to be laughing at his inadequacy.
Lin Chu smiled, the sword was back in its sheath, with a heroic face and long flowing hair, and it was chic and unparalleled.
Lin Yuanzhou and the five great scientists were all dazzled, and they couldn't help but applaud and shout.
Ye Zheng: "......"
Good uncle!
Lin Chu waved his hand at the fans, and looked at it again: "Have you taken it?"
Ye Zheng didn't speak, he knew it with his feet, he would definitely not be convinced!
"If you don't speak, I'll acquiesce to you, good son~" Lin Chu patted the scabbard, as long as he said a "disagree", the Dahe sword would definitely be unsheathed again.
Count you ruthless!
Ye Zheng pouted and arched his hand: "Serve...... Emperor Lin Tian's Wencheng martial arts, for thousands of years, I Ye someone is convinced. ”
Lin Chu nodded with satisfaction: "It's almost there, I'm going to swell if I praise it any longer." ”
"Chirp ......"
"Okay, I'll go back to the living room and continue to show up the sky, and remember to hit my account for the five million. ”
Ye Zheng was stunned: "What?
Lin Chu smiled and pinched the scabbard: "What do you say?"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Take the opportunity to rip off the bamboo, ah, this is!
Is it tolerable or unbearable, these five million......
"Okay, I'll transfer it to you right away, Big Guy Yun, please exchange another five million soft girl coins for me......"
Bite~
Successfully received five million.
Bite~
Successfully transferred out 5 million.
Lin Chu was satisfied: "Next time there is such a good thing, you must call me again, hmm...... You must threaten me again~"
can not only beat someone Ye called Dad, but also had money to collect, of course, the more opportunities the better.
Ye Zheng pulled the corners of his mouth and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and sent Emperor Lin Tian away.
Looking at the experimental area again, the seven onlookers were not interested, and they had already started to do their own thing.
Ye Zheng laughed embarrassedly with a bitter face, took out his mobile phone and got a cat TV, and searched Bai Su's [live broadcast room with legs two meters long].
The screen is pitch black, and Bai Su has already been broadcast.
The hundreds of thousands of people left in the live broadcast room are in full swing swiping the screen,As a gold medal anchor of Nengmao TV,Bai Su's popularity is now high,It has reached the point where you can buy a sports car just by eating and rewarding。
After watching it for a while, the little heart twitched.
Sure enough, something happened, and Bai Su Live unpacked the cheongsam and stewardess outfits with high slits in the live broadcast, and the people who came to eat melons for their legs were boiling......
Help, how will Bai Su explain when he goes home later?
After thinking about it for a long time, Ye Zheng touched his wallet and resolutely went out.
Go buy the durian and keyboard back first, so that the little ancestor can see the sincerity of his mistake!
……
Syllable~
Crisp switching sound.
The light suddenly dimmed, and the small room that had been bright was completely dark.
In the dark, Bai Su held his hot face in both hands and took a deep breath.
I don't know if it's shocking or unfinished......
During the live broadcast, he actually took out the cheongsam and the flight attendant outfit, which is very interesting at first glance, and the entire live broadcast room exploded in an instant, and the screen was all swiped "The old driver smiled but did not speak".
Fortunately, I didn't say who sent these couriers before the live broadcast unboxed, and I originally planned to sprinkle a wave of dog food on fans after opening the box, but now I ......
I can only throw the pot to the fans.
This leg is witty, and the sentence "I don't know which fan actually sent this kind of prank express, is it not an example" prevaricated in the past, and hurriedly went off the air while saving the character.
And just now, I secretly rubbed and opened the box by myself, it was a "surprise", what nurse clothes, maid clothes, and teacher clothes came out, and the most "surprise" was - a small leather whip, a candle, and a mouth plug???
How does Xiao Zhengzi know that Ben Leg God likes that tune?!
Could it be that you secretly downloaded that little yellow book and were monitored?
Most likely, with the help of Frankenstein like Yun Xiaolu, it will be easy to monitor a mobile phone.
Bai Su felt weak for a while, and quickly took out his mobile phone.
In the dark, the mobile phone screen lit up, illuminating Bai Su's embarrassed little face.
As soon as it was restarted, several messages of missed calls popped up.
"Hehehe, I even bought a small leather whip, obviously implying to me that you know everything, and you still want to pretend to admit your mistakes? pretend, you continue to pretend!"
Bai Su whirred and grinded his teeth a few times, this action would be cute if it was usually cute, but in the dark, the mobile phone was shining on his face, and the silhouette was half hidden and half revealed, no matter how good his appearance was, it was a little scary.
The current Bai Su has completely determined that the initiator is a certain surname Ye, and he keeps complaining on his lips, but he has been sending shy praise in his heart.
Bai Su swiped his phone a few times, clicked to the interface of the little yellow book, and in an instant, the screen was indescribable, and it was not ordinary indescribable, it was the kind of indescribable that was particularly shaky and shaky.
What a small leather whip, candles, mouth plugs, the little yellow book has everything, and the usage is very detailed.
Since the phone is monitored, then ......
Dragged the special app for the little yellow book to the delete bar, Bai Su paused with his fingers and clicked "No".
Delete the fart!
Doesn't deleting it show that you have a weak heart?
The corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled, Bai Su reopened the page of the Little Yellow Book and silently downloaded the new Little Yellow Book.
Pretending not to know that he knew, and a bunch of little yellow books, and then being monitored by him when he secretly looked at it, it seems quite exciting to play like this?
The little devil in Miss Bai's heart grew up and gradually grew up......
And Ye Zheng's side-
"Praise from Bai Su, the little leather whip flicks and flicks, and you will fly your braincase~"
"Praise from Bai Su, what to play is not good to love to play shame play~
"Good praise from Bai Su, little handsome guy, come and monitor me~"
"Praise from Bai Su ............"
Crazy crazy......
……
The expected death penalty did not come.
Miss Bai entered the door, took off her little white shoes, put them on the shoe cabinet upright, sat directly on the sofa with slippers and began to rub her legs, and then glanced at the living room casually.
The gaze doesn't seem to linger on the durian keyboard and washboard, but in fact-
"Praise from Bai Su, I bought all the washboards, sensible~"
The next moment, Ye Zhengxiao's heart twitched, and he realized that Bai Su's gaze fell on him, so he dared to look at him.
A smile bent into Bai Su's eyebrows, and his voice was as tactful as a warbler: "I threw away those clothes......"
Ye Zheng was stunned: "Thrown away?"
Isn't it a pity to throw away the newly bought clothes......? Bah, bah, bah, mountain children don't want so sexy clothes!
Bai Su's expression was indifferent: "I didn't throw it all, I threw some of it I didn't like." ”
Oh......
Don't like it.
Bai Su didn't make it clear, but Ye Zheng is an understanding person, so he naturally knows what she is referring to, and now that the little ancestor is talking to him generously, the wind is light, can you think that this matter has been revealed?
"Anyway, thank you. Bai Su suddenly added.
The smile was bright, the living room was inexplicably brighter, and the previous atmosphere of the Cold War melted in an instant.
Feeling Bai Su's emotional change, Ye Zheng was like being amnestied, no matter what the process is, the ending should be regarded as a happy reunion.
didn't mention the matter of erotic clothes, didn't kneel down to admit his mistakes, and no longer had a cold war.
Perfect, perfect~
It is worthy of Miss Bai Subai, there are a lot of adults, and there are furrows in her chest!
The dog Lin Chu, who pretended to play a game and actually kept pricking up his ears and eavesdropping, and regretted after finding out that nothing had happened, was completely shattered...... Ha?
And so on and so forth......
Ye Zheng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized a problem that he had just accidentally ignored - Bai Su said that she threw away some of the clothes she didn't like?
So here's the problem......
Bai Su, the kind of person who has received praise because of shame, does he like those nurse clothes, maid clothes, flight attendant clothes, and high-slit cheongsam......
Pain in the skull.
Ye Zheng scraped his eyes according to the temple chakra, and did not dare to look at the current Bai Su, for fear of revealing the horse's feet.
Once Bai Su knows what he has in his head now, this matter will not be over today.
Suddenly, Lin Chu said inexplicably: "By the way, Su Su, how many couriers did you take in total?"
Ye Zheng frowned, he always felt that something was wrong, Lin Chu asked this kind of question......
Before she could figure it out, Bai Suqiao's face was slightly red, and she glanced over with disgust: "I want to think about it, emmm...... Thirty-two. A triumphant smile flashed in Lin Chu's eyes, and he pretended to look around and said, "It's strange, I obviously received more than forty couriers, and where are some of them...... Hmm, Sister Liu came out just now, didn't she take it......"
As soon as the words fell, the atmosphere instantly dropped to freezing.
Ye Zheng suddenly remembered the scene when Teacher Liu went out of the Imperial Palace for daily updates, Lin Chu put down the keyboard for the first time and pulled Teacher Liu out for a walk.
Lin Chu's back hand, the disappearing courier......
Ye Zheng mechanically took out his mobile phone → clicked on a certain treasure → all orders.
Ye Zheng: "......"
I didn't see anything wrong with the ordinary clothes, and the orders were normal, but those clothes that were quite interesting ......
Number of Nurse Outfits X2.
Number of maid outfits x2.
The number of flight attendant outfits X2.
The number of high-slit cheongsams is X2.
Also, the number of small leather whips is X2......
Bai Su looked over with a smile, but his eyes were cold: "What about other couriers?"
"......" Ye Zheng wanted to cry without tears, and pointed to Lin Chu tremblingly, "Let's not talk about the express delivery first, do you believe me or her?"
"Of course I believe her. ”
Ye Zheng: "......"
Game over……