1583: Sexy European Emperor, Online Feeding
Since the first issue of dreaming back to the millennium, the European Emperor in the live broadcast room can be regarded as experienced in a hundred battles, what battles have you not seen?
Some of them wore men and women, some women wore men, and some simply dressed as non-human animals, and the landing site and the identity of the crossing were nowhere to be found.
Some people are lucky, maybe they can meet the anchor or the little angel under the anchor's account, and they can bring back some "local products" and "souvenirs", and some people are less lucky, and they travel through the past to play for twelve hours, and come back without doing anything.
It is precisely because of this unknown and changeable nature that salted fish especially like to watch the European emperor cross, and chase this as a wild variety show, and even some video websites will edit the twelve-hour video into a short one-hour variety show video in order to attract traffic, adding various special effects, which actually attracts a lot of clicks. The current European emperor can also get a certain reward, which can be regarded as a win-win situation.
Some idle guys will also launch a poll on the Internet, guessing whether the identity of the next European emperor will be male or female, human or animal, female or male or female, or gender normal...... In Jiang Pengji's opinion, it is really boring enough.
Time flies, the new European emperor is about to appear, and the salted fish are particularly excited every day, and they have been single for 20 years to grab the position. Only by grabbing the seat in the live broadcast room can you be eligible to participate in the competition for the one-in-five million European emperor qualification, the real chosen son!
[Smuggling non-chieftains]: Hahaha, grab the position to check in! What time does the lottery start today?
[Upstairs is full of devils]: You cattle, did you directly build a commercial house in the live broadcast room?
[Comfortable and free]: Alas, I also want to buy a house in the anchor's live broadcast room, but the housing price is too high to bear.
[Comfortable legs]: Chopsticks knock on the bowl and wait for the lottery, I went to Zhuhai Jintai Temple today to burn incense and worship the Buddha, the Buddha blesses!
When the salted fish were crooked and noisy, Jiang Pengji was eating Wei Ci's tofu blatantly, and the thief stingily avoided the camera in the live broadcast room, blocking their sight with himself. The salted fish could only see Wei Ci being held and kissed by her, but they couldn't see the details.
She was handing out dog food in the open, and the salted fish would "uncover the rod uprising" at first, and they would be numb after seeing too much.
Some naughty salted fish will also eat white rice while watching the live broadcast, and eat it with the dog food sent by the anchor, which is delicious.
[Congratulations to the audience for winning the Xth phase of the 'Dream Back to the Millennium' activity]
As soon as the results came out, the freshly baked European emperor said to his teammates who were crookedly stroking together - labor and management are going to cross, you can milk yourself - cruelly unplugged the desktop computer, and rolled on the bed with a mobile phone.
However, he soon stopped laughing.
"Who am I?"
"Where am I?"
"What am I doing?"
He held a milky soft bun in both hands, and the brain grabbed the placket of his chest with two small hands, and the little head was buried in his chest and slammed. Every time the child snorted hard, Emperor Ou couldn't help but tremble, and the whole person froze in place at a loss.
Five million salted fish Meizizi came over the small window to look at the European Emperor, and was shocked, with exclamation marks, question marks and ellipses in the barrage.
[Freedom and Leisure]: ???
[Guoguang Apple]: It's amazing for my Ou Huang!!
[Glasses Circle]: Poof-Sexy European Emperor, Online Feeding?
This barrage spoke everyone's thoughts, and it was soon clicked on the hot search by the salted fish with a quick hand.
[Cat Demon King]: Ahem, Emperor Ou, be careful, don't be so scared that you throw the child out, maybe this baby is a child of this body.
In fact, when Ou Huang first came, he was so frightened that he wanted to throw the child out, but this body knelt with the child for too long, his hands were paralyzed, and his knees were stiff, so that he could not put this action into practice, and he saved his life by mistake.
Ou Huang: "QAQ"
The little chubby boy spit out the contents of his mouth for a while, and fumbled to eat the other side.
He didn't know that he had changed the core with his nurse, so naturally he didn't understand his movements, and he couldn't eat milk, so he was also anxious.
Emperor Ou was even more panicked, but fortunately, the system kindly prompted him, and he knew how to continue to feed the little ancestor in his arms to the other side.
Having tasted the ration, the little one closed his eyes contentedly and continued to pum.
The dazed and overwhelmed Emperor Ou suddenly thought of a very serious problem-
When he changed sides just now, he didn't see anything in the live broadcast room that shouldn't be watched, right?
Even though it's not my body, it's still a shame to be exposed in front of so many people.
Fortunately, the system warmly reminded him that there was a real-time code, which would protect the privacy of the experiencer, and Ou Huang was relieved.
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
What a sigh of relief, he's about to suffocate!
"Ouch-"
Ou Huang has no experience, and he can't see how old the kid in his arms is, but he knows that the other party has small teeth like glutinous rice, and when he was snorting, he accidentally bit the vulnerable part, and it hurt so much that his tears were about to come out. However, he didn't know the identity of this body, so he didn't dare to act rashly, let alone beat this kid fat. The rations on both sides were swept clean, and the boy smashed his mouth in satisfaction.
Ou Huang is a freshman who has just entered his freshman year, with a gentle personality, occasionally addicted to RPG games, and has no bad hobbies.
For children, he doesn't like it but he doesn't hate it, especially babies who don't cry or make trouble, he can't be hard-hearted.
Just a little aggrieved QAQ
finally crossed over once, and was actually used as a bottle.
The salted fish instructed remotely, and Ou Huang clumsily picked up the child vertically, and asked the other party to lie on his shoulder and pat his back lightly, until the other party had a milky burp. According to the science of salted fish, it is said that this is done to prevent children from eating too much and choking on milk......
"What's your name?"
When Ou Huang was breastfeeding, he looked around and found that the furnishings around him did not look like ordinary people, and the clothes worn by this body were not bad.
"Well, who are you to me?"
Ou Huang asked the child again, and was about to ask the third sentence, when the system prompted someone to approach, Ou Huang immediately shut up.
"Xiao Langjun is full?"
The woman who came in was a servant woman in her early twenties with her hair in a bun.
"Hmm. ”
Ouhuang adheres to the principle of saying more and making more mistakes, saying less and making fewer mistakes, and answers according to the prompts of the system.
The servant took Emperor Ou and the little boy to another room, passing by a courtyard on the way, and the Emperor heard a familiar voice at the tip of his ear.
Yang Si?
Yan Lin?
Yang Tao?
How did these three people get together?
For a while, all kinds of conspiracy theories came to mind, could it be that Yang Si, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, betrayed the ...... Phew, betrayed the streamer?
He was so engrossed in his mind that the child in his arms was made uncomfortable by him, and suddenly he burst into tears, alarming several people in the room.
Emperor Ou held the child helplessly, and innocently winked at the servant woman who led the way.
Trust him, he really didn't mean to.