It's been a year since I left high school in a blink of an eye, and everyone has a new change, but fortunately, I still retain a lot of innocence or naivety in high school, and I am still used to speaking straight and laughing loudly when I hear the happy place.

Perhaps at this time, many of them may not know that the correct pronunciation of this word is xuyuwēiyi, and naturally they will not be able to learn and use this idiom.

The snake is a kind of monster with a purple body and a red head in mythology, and it is said that Qi Huan Gong was frightened when he was hunting, and someone told him, "This is not light, and those who see it will dominate the world." All of a sudden, Qi Huan Gong was happy and immediately resolved, and later he did become the Five Tyrants of the Spring and Autumn Period.

Therefore, the meaning of hypocrisy and wrongdoing is to follow your words and talk nonsense to you, perfunctory, and hypocritical.

Of course, it may not be that they have not learned to disguise, but that people are unwilling to disguise here. Although there is a difference of two or three years in age, these people have all grown up together, some of them are only children, and their relationship with each other is between childhood friends and siblings, and the relationship has always been very good.

While sitting on the chair and waiting for the food to be served, Tang Jiayi seemed to be infected by Atletico Madrid, and couldn't help but empty her mind and think about it wildly.

This party is not the class reunion of the class of 06, but the reception banquet to welcome Atletico Tang Jiayi and the two of them to return from a long trip, so there are not many people coming, mainly a few children of the second high school sat at two tables, there are Atletico they are in the class of 06, and there are also classmates who follow the little brother Qin Aiqin.

said that it was a reception banquet, but in fact, everyone was just looking for a reason to come out and have a dinner together to improve the food.

This is a "custom" that everyone quickly accepts after becoming college students, the so-called college dinner culture.

Any reason can be an opportunity to pull everyone to a table and appreciate the food culture of the eight major cuisines of Tiannan, Haibei and Tiannan: opening dinner, hometown dinner, dormitory dinner, friendship dormitory dinner, game victory dinner, Ronaldo contract renewal Manchester United dinner, confession failure dinner...... And finally, finally, graduation dinner.

The university dinner is a real gathering for a meal, in addition to the casual meal, it is really for the sake of eating, but after the casual dinner, the social dinner will become a form of contacting feelings and pulling relationships, at that time, all kinds of domestic liquor is the main force of the dinner, and all kinds of "deep feelings are boring, feelings are shallow licking" jokes fly around, providing abundant motivation for the liquor industry to compete for the CCTV standard king.

While waiting for the food to be served, Atletico took out the gifts specially prepared for classmates, friends and friends before returning this time, an oak badge for each person.

"What is this, why do you have a 'C' word?" Wang Binbin looked at the wooden sign with the tiger head pattern in his hand, and then stretched out his head to look at the one that Atletico put in front of him.

Holding the square-rounded badge in his left hand, Atletico pointed to it in a shape that looked like a flipped "C" and something like an animal's head and said, "It's not a C, it's a horse's head." ”

"This is the family totem of our Fu-Fengma surname. Legend has it that the surname Fufeng Ma is derived from the surname He-Bei Zhao, and the general of Zhao State, Ma Fujun Zhao Hao, and the surname He-North Zhao is derived from the surname Ying. The ancestor is dedicated to the father of Zhou Tianzi Mu Wang Bajun, who is an expert in horse breeding earlier than Bole, so it is very suitable to use a horse head as a family totem. As for you, it's a tiger head. ”

"I don't care if you are a horse's head or a tiger's head, I'll ask you what this pattern of our old Wei family means?" On the other table, Wei Wei dangled the wooden badge he gave him.

"The main basis for everyone's badge design is the oracle bone inscription of their respective surnames, because it is more ancient and more like a picture. However, the Wei character did not find the corresponding oracle bone inscription, and the left female Zhonghe on your badge is the commission of the oracle bone inscription. On the right is the double-body snake fat relic, not the word 'ghost' in the oracle bone inscription, and the fat relic seems to be the totem of some tribes in ancient times. These pictures are all I searched from the Internet, and people say that they are for reference only, so I will only use them for reference. In fact, it didn't take long for the ancient oracle bone inscription to evolve into a perfect Chinese character system, and the modern Chinese characters have not changed since the official script of the Qin Dynasty, so later people directly used the Chinese character banner without the family emblem imprint. ”

"In Portsmouth, I happened to see an old English carpenter who opened a shop to carve family crests, and said that the carving of old ship oak is very historical, so I should keep a souvenir of my travel. So I found some information on the Internet and asked the old carpenter to help me carve the surname totem badge and send it to you. This thing is a three-in-one work of American oak, an old British carpenter, and an oracle bone surname source pattern, which is very commemorative. ”

"If any of you are interested, you can find the origin of your surname, and then combine the oracle bone inscription data to design a family emblem for your family. Not to mention anything else, it can be used as a buckle avatar and a honey chat avatar is very good, very personal. ”

"It's worthy of being the boss, you have to promote your honey chat software wherever you go!" Wei Wei put the oak badge in his coat pocket and said with a smile: "Honey chat has a main number, at least three trumpets, and four avatars, can't they all use one badge?

"You're stupid, you, don't you change the color and you'll become four avatars?" Tang Jiayi said.

Seeing that the waiter with the tray had just walked out of the operation room, Atletico snorted and said, "Ha, it's finally time for our dish! ”

Because of the influence of Lu Xinquan, Tang Jiayi and Atletico Madrid like to eat spicy Hunan cuisine very much, and of course, the inability to eat authentic Shaanxi cuisine in Ludao is also a reason.

"Wouldn't you? Your nose is smarter than that, and you can smell it from so far away?" Wei Wei had just finished speaking, when he saw the waiter walking straight towards their table with a plate.

"Okay, I'm convinced! Old horse, you have a terrible nose. Come, let's go!" After the waiter left, Wei Wei stood up and walked over with a glass of thick wine to toast.

"Don't be so polite, let's do whatever we want. Atletico touched each other's glasses with him, "I didn't call for beer today, I just don't want everyone to drink too much, otherwise it will be a problem to send people back at that time." ”

The alcohol content of beer is generally above 4%, while the alcohol content of thick wine can be as low as 0. 5%, which is lower than fruit beer, the wine taste is very light, mainly the sweet and sour taste of rice wine, and everyone present, including the girls, is also in the cup of this local rice wine.

"Actually, you just want everyone to pour more thick wine into their stomachs, and they will save money on cooking by mixing water and being full. ”

"Alas, where is that pure and kind Xiao Wei, who has only been in BJ for a year, and his mouth is so oily?"

While bickering, everyone's chopsticks didn't stop, and they had time to talk about what they had seen and heard in their respective schools, and gossip about classmates, teachers and school majors. Then the topic became more and more discussed, and from TV and the Internet, such topics as the SCO 2007 Peace Mission military exercise, the search for terrestrial planets, the Phoenix Mars probe and Martian migration, and what human beings will look like in 500 years have all popped up from time to time.

Of course, we also have to look forward to the Olympics with less than a year left, and then together with the "Voice of Luxembourg" that despises the inexplicable issue of beep human rights.

Because there were high school students present, the topic finally turned to the question of what major to choose and what school to go to.

Qi Conghui said: "I regret it now! Why didn't you listen to your opinion in the first place? The ratio of men and women to Western workers is six to one, and there is not a single girl in the canteen except for the waiter!"

"If I really regret it, I will drop out of school, and I will take next year's college entrance examination with Lin Lin and them! I will report to our Western University, and the ratio of men and women is one to one! Or the foreign language economics, economics, politics and law normal colleges such as Beijing Foreign University, Western Foreign University, and Shaanxi Normal University are all full of girls!" The one who spoke was the eldest sister in the liberal arts class, Da Ji Weiwei, who is now studying in the Department of Literature of Western University.

Qi Conghui hurriedly shook his hand, "Forget it, I think I still love the word industry." ”

"Besides, he probably forgot about high school knowledge, and now he has to review it from scratch when he repeats it. Wang Binbin, who was sitting next to him, silently made up a knife.

"Actually, I haven't forgotten much," Qi Conghui said, "but I'm not sure if what I remember is true now." It's all the old horse, you're hurting!"

"Why did it go around my head again?" Atletico Madrid was inexplicably surprised.

"Of course I have to blame you!" Ji Weiwei gritted her teeth and said: "I have tutored Zhou Linlin in his homework in the past few days, and he has confused a lot of historical and geographical knowledge with the game. What estuaries of the Yellow River are in Huai-Yin, what South China tigers are very common in the wild, and what rice cannot be grown in the north have all froze to death...... I think they should be banned from playing "Daming" in the sophomores and juniors of high school, otherwise they will definitely not be able to pass the college entrance examination. ”

In the Ming Dynasty, the Yellow River was indeed diverted for the fifth time, seizing Si into Huai, from Jiang-Su-Huai-Yin into the sea, until 1855, when the Tongwaxiang broke down, it was changed to the current situation of entering the sea from Shan-Dongdong-Ying. It was mainly the sediment of the Yellow River that filled up the lower reaches of the Huai River, and it could not flow anymore, and returned to his old road in the north. Also, the end of the Ming Dynasty was the Xiaoice River period, and rice could definitely not be grown in the north. As for the South China tiger, 50 years ago, they could still receive more than 1,000 tiger skins, and three or four hundred years ago when hunters did not have hunting fires in their hands. ”

Wang Binbin also continued: "So Sister Weiwei, you should further strengthen his study, let Lin Lin know that this is the historical and geographical situation close to 400 years ago, and then learn and use it lively, and compare it with the current geographical situation." ”

"That's not true, in fact, their sophomores and juniors shouldn't have much time to play our games, and the classes are so busy. Especially our second high......"

"It's not all your fault!" Ji Weiwei is quite unaccustomed to aiding Atletico Madrid and creating conditions for the school to display the tactics of the sea of questions and providing "equipment".

"Maybe every "cultural person" will have some romantic and free feelings in his bones, right?" Atletico thought to himself, but did not refute Ji Weiwei's rebuke.

At the other table, Zhang Xuyao shook her head depressedly, this girl didn't talk much, and occasionally interjected to ask about the university. As a prospective college student, Xiao Zhang is full of disgust for high school, and full of longing and expectation for college.

Therefore, after finding out that the topic slipped to the high school version again, he couldn't help but become depressed, shook his head and said: "Even if he remembers wrong, it's okay, the school now has a perverted question bank for checking and filling in the gaps, and hundreds of sets of questions a year are completed, and he must have been corrected in the end." ”

"Hundreds of sets a year?" is it really such an exaggeration?" Wei Wei asked.

"Mmmm!" the little girl nodded vigorously, her bangs fluttering, "One test a week in the first semester, one test every two days in the first round of review, and then faster and faster, at the peak, you have to do a set of 3+x papers a day." ”

"You must have used a lot of paper and pen, I said how the small store of Lao Liu Tou at the school gate changed its signboard and became sponsored by Chenguang. ”

"I wrote the essay so much that my fingers were calloused. Thinking back on her sad journey in the past year, Zhang Xuyao couldn't help but have sour eyes.

Liang Xinyi comforted her and said: "Okay, okay, it's all over, and there are fewer and fewer opportunities for you to write in college." Except for the Chinese department, there are no language classes, and you don't need to write essays. Except for high numbers, there is basically no written work. ”

Wei Wei asked her in a low voice: "Then Xiao Yaoyao, do you hate your brother Jing?"

"Brother Jing" is a black history of Atletico Madrid, when I watched the TV series "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", this thing suddenly found that Guo Jing had the word "Jing" in his name, called "Brother Jing";

However, the final result was that the girls didn't shout, but Wei Wei and the boys shouted vigorously, completely ignoring the fact that many of them were actually bigger than Atletico Madrid.

Before that, because of the movie "The True Color of Heroes", he also sought to win the title of "Little Pony", and finally gave up by himself, but worked hard to let others call him by his name instead of a nickname.

Zhang Xuyao is the daughter of the licensed teacher in the seventh class of the third year of high school, and she applied for Shaanxi Normal University under her participation (An) Mou (platoon) to prepare to continue to be a teacher in the future, and her grades have successfully passed the line, and the admission notice has been received and will start next month.

Hearing Wei Wei's question, Xu Yao shook his head lightly: "If I hadn't done such crazy questions, I wouldn't have been able to go to Normal University." Last year, my mom was worried that I wouldn't be able to pass the exam. Let's not talk about that, Sister Xinyi, tell me about your classes, what is the university like?"

"University, it's a big class, a big campus building, a big cafeteria, everything is big. Public courses such as Advanced Mathematics Mao Xuan Deng Treatise on the Fundamentals of Law are taught in large lecture halls, and several classes are taught together. Teachers don't know who is going to class, so many skip class. Especially the boys, if they are lazy in the morning, they can't skip class, and in the evening, they should play games and skip class!"

"Say it like you girls ......" Wei Wei took back the second half of the sentence under the suppression of his girlfriend's eyes, and said instead: "Then I'll continue to talk about big campuses and buildings, except for art professional schools such as Beiying Chinese Opera, most universities generally have thousands of acres of campuses, even if the old campus does not have thousands of acres of new campuses, you have to get thousands of acres, if the place is too big and empty, then dig an artificial lake of hundreds of acres, and dig a few more if one is not enough." Most comprehensive universities generally recruit thousands or even tens of thousands of new students a year, and there are 20,000, 30,000, or even 40,000 undergraduates in four years. Coupled with graduate students and teachers, staff and logistics personnel, the teachers and students of four or five universities together are as large as the population of the whole county of our county, so Chang'an County is said to be a university town, as if your school also has a new campus there. When there are many people, it is natural to build dormitory buildings, teaching buildings, and laboratory buildings, so there are all kinds of buildings in the university, generally the highest is the administrative main building, the densest is the dormitory building, the same is the public teaching building, and the administrative building and laboratory building of each specialty are the ones with their own characteristics and strange appearances. As for the big cafeteria......"

Xu Yao's face turned pale: "The canteen of more than 400 people living in our school has to be crowded for a long time, and tens of thousands of people eat in the canteen ......."

Wei Wei hurriedly explained: It's not that exaggerated! You think too much. Generally, such a large school will have several campuses, and even in the same campus, there is not only one canteen, store, supermarket, and savings office, but scattered in the school, so you can choose nearby. Moreover, everyone's class time is inconsistent, plus those who skip class, there will not be a spectacular scene of tens of millions of people pouring into the cafeteria together. ”

"Hmm!" Liang Xinyi nodded, "The courses in the university include public courses, professional courses and elective courses, if you don't apply for a second major or a minor major, the class schedule generally accounts for about 60% of your daily courses, that is, you can take up to three large classes and six classes a day, which is much easier than eight classes in high school plus early reading and evening self-study." But many people are forced to take exams and study because there is no one in the university, so they are free-range, and in the end, his grades plummeted, so that he could not even complete his studies. ”

"Of course, Xiao Yao, you are so well-behaved, there must be no such problem. And you seem to have been admitted to the National Normal University, right? I remember that Mr. Xu also graduated from the National Normal University, and he must know some teachers who taught you. Maybe there are classmates who will stay in school as counselors after graduation or something, and if you have any problems, someone will call your home with a phone call......"

"Woo woo, Sister Xinyi, let's talk about elective courses! I saw on the Internet that it was said that your steel academy has joined some academy road teaching community, and you can go to other schools to take classes, isn't it?"

Liang Xinyi nodded yes, "Open school-level elective courses to each other, and you can go to more than a dozen other schools in the name of justice, but professional courses, public courses, etc., are still taken separately." ”

"Oh," Xu Yao was a little disappointed with this answer, and turned to ask about military training.

"Generally, the first semester of the new students starts in September, and some will end in July at the end of the second semester. Most schools are in their own schools, so it will be more convenient to take a shower and shop. We are more miserable, BJ's universities all go to special military training bases. The vast majority of the time is 20 days and three weeks, and the content is mainly to stand in a military posture and walk in steps, and the fighting arts, military body, fist, dagger, and target shooting or something, I guess you don't have any interest, right?"

"In short, it is the time of military training, day by day, day by day, the progress bar is 5%, but after the completion of military training, there will be some reluctance, some nostalgia, and even when the instructor leaves, there are still people crying nose. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net