This guy is here to demolish the platform!

Ling Hao's face turned green in an instant, how can you chat?

Sure enough, Condensation Frost and Ji Qingwu's eyes were projected on him at the same time, and he blinked his eyes, meaning to ask: I also want to know this question.

"Ahem, both of them are big, our family is very democratic, there is no big or small! My love for them is the same. After Ling Hao finished speaking, he glared at Xiao Sa fiercely, signaling him not to talk nonsense.

After speaking, Ling Hao didn't wait for Xiao Sa to speak, and quickly changed the topic.

Otherwise, he is really afraid that this guy will say again, then you usually sleep at night, whether you sleep together, or take turns sleeping on the flop, this will be troublesome.

"By the way, Xiao Sa, are you going to do anything when you come out of prison?" Ling Hao asked with concern.

He didn't have the ability before, but now that he has the ability, he always has to help his brother.

And he also knows that people who have just finished prison are very unpopular when they come out, especially violent crimes, and life is very difficult after they come out.

Although Ling Hao didn't know what Xiao Sa was in prison for, the system said that it was for him, so it must be right.

"By the way, what are you going to do? Tell your sister-in-law, sister-in-law will help you find a job, tens of thousands of yuan a month!" Ji Qingwu took a sip of red wine, patted his chest and said very generously.

"With you?" Condensation sneered, "Going with you to mix with society?"

"Why?, look down on the old lady?" Ji Qingwu suddenly became unhappy, "The old lady has so many industries, so there is nothing serious to do?

"What's wrong with being a police officer? I'm happy to serve the people, I'm happy! It's still glorious, is it possible to be like you? I'm half scared to death when I hear the sound of a police car?"

"Hey, I said, how do you talk to this woman?

"What's wrong with me just talking? I don't feel wronged with you, but I may go to jail with you. Maybe I'll arrest you next time. ”

"Yo he, you still want to arrest me, then you come!

Why did I go and get into an argument again just a few minutes?

Ling Hao's head suddenly became a little big.

"Two sisters-in-law, thank you for your kindness, in fact, I already have my own job. Xiao Sa hurriedly persuaded him.

Hearing Xiao Sa shouting sister-in-law, two red clouds appeared on Ji Qingwu's face, and the eldest sister patted Xiao Sa's shoulder and said, "Just say to you sister-in-law, sister-in-law will cover you in the future!"

And the condensation cream's face was also a little red, sweet, and he didn't bother to bother with Ji Qingwu.

"By the way, Xiao Sa, what are you doing now?"

Hearing that Xiao Sa had found a job, Ling Hao was immediately a little interested, but his tone was still serious: "If you have difficulties, just say it, don't be embarrassed! ”

"Yes, Xiao Sa, you are Ling Hao's brother, that is, our own people, if you have any difficulties, you can say it! Don't be polite to your sister-in-law!" Ji Qingwu also nodded and said.

"Well, I can't help you much, but if you open a shop or something, I can say hello for you!" Condensation Cream nodded quickly.

Ji Qingwu said so, if she didn't speak, wouldn't she be compared?

What's more, it's not so easy to open a store now, if there is no backstage, some industrial and commercial bureaus or something, it's enough for you to check every day.

"I really have a job, although I don't earn much money, but it's enough for me to spend, I opened a small clinic by myself!" Xiao Sa said this, the look on his face was a little weird, but more proud.

"Can't you see it, you're still a doctor?" Ji Qingwu looked surprised, and then slapped the table, "Don't worry, if my little brother is injured in the future, I will let him go to you." ”

Usually, although Ji Qingwu's younger brother is not shouting and killing on the street for a day, there will always be a fight for turf, and injuries are inevitable.

In this case, it is better to sell face to Ling Hao and let him remember his goodness.

"Uh...... Sister-in-law, I don't help anyone see the knife wound!" Xiao Sa hurriedly waved his hand.

"Aren't you a doctor, are you a veterinarian?" Ling Hao was a little puzzled.

"Uh...... No, I'm ...... What's that, I'll only cure hemorrhoids!" Speaking of the last two words, Xiao Sa's old face was a little red, and his voice was much quieter.

What's that?

Ling Hao, Ji Qingwu and Condensation Frost were stunned for a moment.

Nema?hemorrhoids?

The corners of Ling Hao's mouth twitched fiercely twice, and then he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

He never thought that Xiao Sa would actually study this thing.

"I can't see it, Xiao Sa, you said before that you wanted to study gynecology, but I didn't expect you to really do this business!" Ling Hao couldn't laugh.

In the past, when he and Xiao Sa were together, they would watch some small movies or read some miscellaneous books, and Xiao Sa was very envious of those gynecologists at that time.

said that they took advantage of the above board, and said that he would also be a gynecologist in the future, but he didn't expect that Nima would really do this business.

"Actually, you can't blame me, I was also deceived!"

Xiao Sa had a bitter face, "I used to run a clinic at home, you know, so I learned some of this stuff more or less." Later, I was imprisoned for eight years, and I also studied this aspect in it, after all, if you don't have a skill, you are not waiting for death?"

Hearing Xiao Sa's words, Ling Hao nodded in approval.

"But why did you do this subject? To put it bluntly, it's not you!" Ling Hao forced a smile.

"Bullshit!" Xiao Sa poured a sip of liquor fiercely, and said with a thick neck: "It's not those cellmates who cheat Lao Tzu!"

"How?"

"When Lao Tzu was about to be released from prison, he asked them what department would make the most money when he was a doctor, and it turned out that some of these people said dentistry, some said surgery, and some said orthopedics. Later, our cell boss used to be a doctor, but when he got into it because of corruption, he scolded when he heard it: "! Ophthalmology is the most profitable, so I chose anorectal medicine!"

it?

Silence, deathly silence!

Finally, there was a loud laugh in the box.

Even the face of the condensation frost, which was ten thousand years cold, was flushed with laughter, and Ji Qingwu even smiled on Ling Hao's body without an image.

"It's okay, it's okay! It's really profitable to do this business, people now are working on computers, and you're not in good health after sitting for a long time, ten people have nine hemorrhoids, you are indeed very profitable!" Ling Hao forced a smile and comforted Xiao Sa.

"You can laugh if you want, but you're right, I'm really making money. ”

Xiao Sa grinned, and then looked at Ling Hao with a grudge on his face, "But speaking of which, it was you who caused me to hurt, if you hadn't brought me bad since I was a child, would my mind be so dirty?"

I don't know how many bottles of liquor I have drunk, Xiao Sa is already a little drunk, and his tongue has become a little bigger.

"No, can I be blamed for this? Is it because your cell boss can't speak clearly, or because you have a dirty mind and have something to do with me?" Ling Hao suddenly became unhappy.

Xiao Sa burped, looked at Ji Qingwu and Condensation Frost and said, "Two sisters-in-law, in fact, you don't know, I used to be very ...... It's very pure, it's all because of Brother Hao, he took me badly, even the first time I picked up a girl and a, it was ...... He encouraged me!"

Hearing Xiao Sa's words, Ji Qingwu and Condensation Frost's faces immediately turned red to their ears, and then as if they had made an appointment, they stretched out two fingers and pinched Ling Hao's left and right arms.

"I can't see it, it turns out that Ling Hao, you used to be so bad!" Ji Qingwu laughed twice.

"Ahem, that's all in the past, it's all in the past! Ling Hao's face was going to turn green.

"Actually, these are nothing!" Xiao Sa didn't know if he really drank too much, or what, the more he talked, the more excited he became.

"Anything else?" said Condensation Frost.

"You don't know how sullen Brother Hao is. Now that I think about it, I want to slap him twice to relieve my anger!" Xiao Sa took another sip of wine, and his words were a little unclear.

"What happened to him?" asked Ji Qingwu with a little interest.

"He gave me a seed called 'Seven open-chested teenagers bullying a scantily clad young woman'. ”

The more Xiao Sa spoke, the more angry he became, and his face was red and bloodshot.

"Good guy, I was immediately excited when I saw this name, I downloaded the seeds for three days and three nights, and then in order to watch this video, I avoided my parents, avoided the eldest uncle and second uncle, and ran to the house next door to grind hard bubbles before agreeing to plough for others for three days before borrowing Eji, and then hid in the thatched house under the big tree at the head of the village, unfastened the belt of my trousers, and only when I opened it did I find out that this was actually "Gourd Baby"?"

"Didn't I give you the real thing later?" Ling Hao retorted with some weakness.

"Yes, you give me really, but you really hurt me!" Xiao snorted.

"Don't you say I'm not angry, you gave me a CD back then, and when I took it home and opened it, I found that it said that under the age of eighteen, please watch it accompanied by an adult