Along the gentle children's slopes, bright red skis swoop down and scatter strings of laughter like silver bells. Huo Ran?Wen ?????? ．

Immediately afterwards, the boat-shaped skis plunged headlong into the snowdrift at the bottom of the slope, and the little man lying on it was "half-buried in the snow" together, and at the same time trapped and unable to move.

These children's skis have a very safe boat-like design, allowing children to lie down in the "cabin", fasten their seat belts and grasp the handrails, so that they can not be afraid of the usual tumbling collisions. The only problem is that it is inconvenient to enter and exit the board, and it requires the cooperation of others, and now I am trapped in the snow wall, and I can't save myself at all.

The bear child who was trapped on the skis did not feel nervous at all, turned his little head wearing orange goggles to the side, opened his small mouth and shouted: "Auntie, auntie, come on, I need help!"

In the leeward corner not far from here, Zhang Xuyao let out a sigh of helplessness, put away her mobile phone and stood up, walked to Sister Ma, leaned over to look at the little man lying on her back, and asked with a smile: "Zhizhi! This is the first time you have called me to save you?"

Looking at the Aunt of the Zhang family who was upside down, Ma Xiaozhi giggled happily, but did not answer her question.

"Alas, what a good boy, just such a stupid hit!"

Unable to get a response from the other party, Zhang Xuyao stopped grinding her teeth, grabbed the handle behind the skis with both hands and shook them backwards and left and right, and pulled out the skis stuck on the snow wall with a hard pull of her arms.

Without releasing the restraints on Ma Xiao's body at the first time, Zhang Xuyao dragged his skis to the place where he was sitting before, leaving only the snow walls all over the flat round snow caves behind him.

Standing up and sticking the skis on the snow, without looking at the little girl tied to it, Zhang Xuyao turned her head to look at the top of the snow slope.

After a while, a new target came into view, a blue ski sliding down the slope, also stuck in the broken snow wall, followed by a crisp cry for help: "Auntie, help!"

There was not the slightest anxiety in his voice, but a hint of excitement with a little smile.

Raising his feet and walking towards the place where the sound came from, Zhang Xuyao brought back the second ski, inserted it next to the red board, and continued to look at the slope.

Without making her wait long, the third one appeared on the snow slope and crashed headlong into the snow wall with the little man on it, and then the fourth one, which was also pulled out and pulled aside by her.

Looking at the four skis inserted in the snow, as well as the four bear children hanging on it and looking left and right, Zhang Xu Yao took great care to cast a spell: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, Taishang Laojun will appear soon! Four snacks are here, and foodie parents will appear quickly!"

Seeing this scene, the four snack goods "giggled", and did not have the slightest awareness of becoming a spell casting material.

Master Xiao Zhang didn't care, and cast the spell on his own, until the footsteps in his ears became louder and louder, and then he suddenly turned around and shouted, "Come on!"

Then she was stupid, and she kept the spell casting position in a daze, not knowing what to do.

In her imagination, the person who appeared behind her was either Brother Jing or Sister Yi, or the two of them together.

But when she turned suddenly, she saw a man and a woman in uniformed Swiss policemen.

Hearing her shout, the two policemen did not hesitate at all, decisively pulled out their pistols and pointed them at the target.

Born under the red flag, growing up after the ban on guns, for the first time in his life, facing the muzzle of the black hole, Mr. Zhang suddenly felt cold and stunned, and didn't know what to do.

“hande-hoch!”

She didn't react at all.

“haut-les-mains！”

She remained sluggish.

“hands-up！”

This time there was finally a reaction, Zhang Xuyao finally reacted, raised her stiff arms, and repeated vigorously that she was not a bad person, just a legal tourist. She was really frightened, she used to be fluent and fluent in English, but now she stumbled in all kinds of ways, and she could only squeeze out word by word.

Fortunately, she was more cooperative with the police's orders and didn't look like a dangerous person with a weapon, so the two policemen quickly relaxed their alert level, the female policeman put away her weapon and came over to negotiate with her, and the male policeman did not accept the gun, but also lowered the muzzle of the gun and no longer aimed at her.

The tension was eased, and Zhang Xuyao's IQ finally came online, explaining that he was just playing with his nephews and nieces, and did not bully and abuse them. At the same time, the Swiss who called the police scolded a bloody dog, and sure enough, it was MFS!

MFS is an abbreviation of Mother-F*CK-Siss, which means simple and straightforward, and is often used by people from all over the world to complain about the unique character and style of the Swiss people. It is sometimes used by the Swiss themselves to hack themselves, after all, the abbreviation has been simplified, and it is not as straightforward and crude as the original text.

When preparing for the trip before, Zhang Xuyao came into contact with the word MFS for the first time, and today he really understood it.

The policewoman walked to the nearest "pillar" and asked softly, "Are-you-ok, little-lady?" while rescuing the "trapped children."

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xuyao almost fell down, the four snacks know a little about Java, know SIFT, understand GO, and can program with C++/Bee BC, but they don't know foreign languages. These are naturally the results of Atletico Madrid's strong assertions, but I didn't expect that today it was my own pit.

Not daring to think about it, she hurriedly shouted to the police, saying that they could only speak Chinese, contact a Chinese translator, or wait for someone from the child's parents to come.

Although she heard her words, the policewoman still tried to ask a few words suspiciously, and English and the three official languages of Switzerland, German, French, and Italian, took turns to play, and then said stiff Chinese with a depressed face: "Mud howl, laughing and oily." ”

Pointing at Zhang Xuyao, "Recognize the stone?"

Although the accent was strange and awkward, Ma Xiaotian still understood, and nodded obediently: "Of course I know, she is an aunt." ”

The policewoman was still checking her memories to find out who the "auntie" was, when she heard someone shouting from afar in German, "Mr. and Ms., this is all a misunderstanding, I brought the children's documents!"

Zhang Xuyao turned her head to look over, but the person who came was Pan Yicong, Sister Yi's personal assistant, and finally breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, she was really scared to death just now.

There are two large, four small and six people's legal passports, visas, photos, guardian power of attorney and everything can also be matched, plus Assistant Pan, who is proficient in many Chinese, explained that the two policemen finally understood the situation and warned Zhang Xuyao again, and then returned to the police station.

When the two of them walked away and disappeared from sight, Zhang Xuyao breathed a sigh of relief, "It's considered to be gone, I really scared the baby to death just now." ”

"What is this?" Pan Yicong smiled, "If you brought out two SG550 assault rifles just now, you wouldn't be scared to death?"

Thinking of the gun-wielding policeman he saw in Zurich, Zhang Xuyao stuck out his little tongue, "They are also making a fuss, right? I didn't do anything, I was unarmed, and I actually pointed a gun at me." ”

"There is no way to do this, Switzerland has a high rate of gun ownership, it is said that it is second only to the United States and Yemen, and the police, in order to protect themselves, can only default to everyone with guns, and the warning to fire will be much simpler. It's a good thing you don't have a weapon in your hand, otherwise they might actually shoot. ”

"Where is Yemen?"

"The southernmost part of the Arabian Peninsula, a neighbor of Saudi Arabia, have you forgotten the evacuation of Yemen a few years ago?"

"Oh!" As soon as Zhang Xu Yao said this, he understood that in a country that was fighting a civil war, the proliferation of guns was almost inevitable.

Switzerland is generally safe, but the proliferation of guns is the result of official encouragement. In order to maintain its status as a neutral country, Switzerland established a compulsory military service system of "all soldiers and soldiers for the people", turning itself into a hedgehog. In addition to a few thousand professional soldiers, ordinary soldiers are "militiamen" who regularly participate in training, and can quickly expand their army in wartime.

Swiss men of school age have military equipment, including assault rifles, steel helmets, military uniforms, sleeping bags, etc., and regularly take them to paid military training before turning them in until they have completely passed the retirement age. As we all know, people who have served and shot are more likely to become military fans and gun fans, and Switzerland, where all the people are soldiers and allow people to hold military weapons, has the highest proportion of gun fans in the world, and it is natural that the gun ownership rate is higher.

In the past 40 years, countries have generally begun to limit guns, and Switzerland held a gun control referendum six years ago, but in the end it failed to pass, and the police had to introduce a relatively relaxed declaration and registration system, which can be regarded as a slight control. It's nothing, isn't it the whole of Europe where there are Holy Light warriors, and it is understandable that the police are nervous in the face of foreign strangers and draw their guns for the first time.

"I don't forgive them, MFS!" Throwing these things out of his head, Zhang Xuyao looked left and right, and asked, "By the way, what about my brother and sister?

Pan Yicong pointed to the mountain, "The two bosses are on it, and it is inconvenient for them to show up, so they sent me down." ”

"Alas!" Zhang Xuyao sighed, "The Swiss are too serious, aren't they? Aren't I a little lazy, just call the police, won't they waste police resources?"

"Normal, this is Switzerland, this is the German-speaking part of Switzerland, rigid, rigorous, punctual, and well-behaved, isn't it how it should be?"

"Eh!" Zhang Xuyao was choked speechless, when it was none of his business, these words with the luster of order were all commendable excellent qualities, but if it was his turn, these words would become rigid, more real, unaccommodating, calculating, and shaft!

These terms are used to describe Germans, but they are no different when applied to Swiss, especially German-speaking Swiss.

"Yes, today is a lesson in what MFS is!"

At this moment, there was the sound of skis brushing the slope in their ears, and the two of them looked up together, but saw Tang Jiayi rushing down the slope on a pair of skis, and soon came to the front.

When they saw someone coming, the four snacks shouted in unison, "Mommy!" and pounced on her.

Hearing the cheers of the children, Tang Jiayi breathed a long sigh of relief, obviously the movement just now did not scare them.

Putting the snowball fight aside, holding her son and daughter and talking for a while, to confirm that they were not unusual, she stood up and greeted Zhang Xuyao, "Now you know it's amazing, right?"

"How did I know they were so lenient? Just because I didn't release Zhizhi and the others in the first place, I called the police to say that I was abusing children. I don't even know what to say!"

"Who told you to be lazy, and if you help them unbuckle their seatbelts every time, how can people misunderstand you?"

Seeing that Zhang Xuyao was still arguing, Tang Jiayi smiled and waved her hand, "Okay, okay, it's a matter of eating a trench and growing wise." Later, when you go abroad, remember not to make misleading actions with children. ”

"Actually, it's not bad now, if there are human traffickers, robbers, and domestic violence, it will definitely be reported by the enthusiastic people as soon as possible. ”

There is another sentence, which she did not say, that child protection in Switzerland can be said to be a typical example of overkill.

As a mountainous country, Switzerland has always been a poor country in history, and the famous "Swiss mercenaries" are Swiss men who can't survive and go out to fight for their lives. Swiss teenagers who remain in their hometowns, if they cannot support their families, are sent to other people's homes for foster care, called "rental children", these children cannot live for nothing, and need to work for other people's families in exchange for food and lodging, so that they can learn life skills and support themselves.

Until the 1970s, Swiss officials still connived at and even supported this phenomenon, and some "full moon parties" even called it a "hardship-bearing education" unique to Switzerland.

Later, the economy developed and the social relief capacity increased, and this phenomenon slowly disappeared.

It was not until Switzerland signed the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child that it had a legal basis for the protection of children's rights that this phenomenon was put to an end, and Switzerland was even subjected to a class action lawsuit for sending orphans to foster care in rural areas, subjecting them to unfair treatment. Legislative protection has become more and more stringent, and it is inevitable that there will be overkill, and the native people do not find it troublesome, but the crooked nuts cannot stand it.

"Are you alright?"

Before anyone arrived, the voice arrived first, and it was Atletico who rode a snowmobile detour. The center of gravity is higher when people ride on snowmobiles, and the problem of lowering the center of gravity is not too big when you can lie downhill uphill, and there is no way to go downhill, and there is a string of children's trailers behind his snowmobile, which exacerbates the risk of rollover, so he has to find a more gentle place to detour, which is left behind.

Atletico turned over and got out of the car, looking up and down at Zhang Xuyao, who was almost in crisis, "Are you okay?"

Although he was still a little scared, in the face of Brother Jing's playful gaze, Zhang Xuyao still said stiffly: "It's okay!"

"That's good!" Atletico nodded, turning his head to look at his children, "Okay, that's all for today, let's go back!"

Zhizhi and the others were a little reluctant, which made Tang Jiayi's willow eyebrows erect, and then hurriedly climbed into their own trailer.

Atletico started the snowmobile and set off first with four snacks, and the others also found a parked car on the side, started it, and drove towards the house down the mountain.

After all, none of them are Swiss who love skiing and call the fractured cast "white medal", and since the nature has been interrupted, they simply do not continue. (To be continued.) )