Legend has it that in this world, in the far east, there is a mysterious group. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

They are omnipresent, they are omnipotent, they are omniscient.

They can easily destroy a country in secret.

They have been talked about by countless netizens, and they are called the strongest killer organization in the United States, a master of explosive sound, and a master of dance.

They have a large number of members, a wide number of strongholds, and have organizations all over the world, not only in the East, but also in Europe and the United States, which are feared by whites and blacks alike.

They are the country's most secret agency, each of them is born a genius, if you don't make a move, you can sweep the world!

They are - square dancing aunts!

In the world before Su Qi, the aunts' obsession with square dancing has reached an extreme, whether it is early in the morning or at night, you can see the passionate aunts dancing with each other.

And in this new world, square dancing is still prevalent, but not as powerful as in the previous life, because there are no classic square dance divine comedies in this world.

You must know that for aunts, the most important thing in square dancing is the sense of rhythm, and a good accompaniment can make them dance hilarious.

It's a pity that there are too few songs suitable for square dancing in this world, only two or three, and only those two or three are played in the square every day, and many people are tired of listening to them and don't want to dance.

And the idle square dance aunts have fallen into a boring life, and boredom has become the main theme of their current lives.

Aunts are not like the little girls now, what kind of little fresh meat do they like, they generally don't chase stars easily, even if they do, they are all old stars with a relatively long history, so among the popular male stars, no one has the group of aunts as fans, because no one can capture the heart of aunts.

But Su Qi is different, in his eyes, this is a naked resource that has not yet been developed!

There are thousands of aunts in Huaxia, as long as you can get one-fifth of the fans to help vote, I am afraid you can kill Song Yanan and Li Lianhua in minutes.

When Su Qi thought of this, he couldn't help but be a little excited.

He ran to the balcony and rubbed his palms, and looked at the small square downstairs, where there were also many people gathered at the moment, including children playing and old men playing chess and walking.

And the dancing aunts, there are not many, only a few people, who are quietly playing an old song that I don't know how many times I have repeated, dancing listlessly.

Seeing this scene, Su Qi was even more pleased.

This is a time when aunts want to dance, but there is no dance music!

And in Su Qi's hands, he happens to have several square dance divine songs that can dominate the world, which is simply like divine help!

With such a perfect opportunity, if he can't make a name for himself, then Su Qike will really be sorry for his identity as a traverser.

Thinking of this, Su Qi looked excited, rushed downstairs like the wind, and said to Wang Rulong and the others: "Hurry up and eat, let's rehearse a new song later!"

"What?"

Wang Rulong and the others looked at each other, looking at Su Qi's excited appearance, they only felt confused.

In the morning, under the command of Su Qi, everyone began to rehearse the song and try to sing this cheerful song, and in the evening, the song was finally completely polished.

The speed of this production is very fast, and there is almost no obstacle in the middle, because this song was let go in almost all kinds of shops and squares in the streets and alleys in the previous life, it is so familiar, and Su Qi can be said to have memorized the melody backwards.

Clicking on the song file that had been made on the computer, Su Qi clicked on it and listened to it, and he was very satisfied.

That night, after eating, Su Qi and Lin Xianxue drove away from the big warehouse and returned to their community.

When passing by the square, you can see that it is still lively, and this time is in the evening, when there are many people in the square.

However, there are still very few aunts who dance square dances, only a few people.

After parking the car, Su Qi walked into the apartment, and an aunt came to him.

Su Qi knew this aunt, who was a neighbor who lived downstairs, and said hello immediately.

"Aunt Xu, go out for a walk?"

Aunt Xu also smiled when she saw Su Qi: "Oh, the big star is back?"

Su Qi waved his hand: "Hey, what kind of big star am I, I am an ordinary resident in our community." ”

Aunt Xu said: "I'm so humble, if only I had a son like you!"

Su Qi was embarrassed, and hurriedly changed the topic and said: "By the way, Aunt Xu, I remember that you used to like square dancing, why don't you seem to have seen you dance for some days recently?"

"Hey, I'm tired of dancing that tune over and over again. Aunt Xu complained.

Su Qi listened to it, "Auntie, don't you dislike it, I happen to have a new song, you go back and listen to it, I think it's quite suitable for square dancing." ”

Aunt Xu said happily: "You must not be disgusted, you are a big star, a professional singer!"

Su Qi: "Then do you know how to use a computer?"

Aunt Xu: "Yes, I'll give you the buckle number, you can go back and send it to my computer!"

Su Qi: "That's great, I'll go back and pass it on to you." ”

Aunt Xu is also a person who keeps up with the trend, can use electronic devices such as computers, and used to be the lead dancer of square dances, responsible for playing songs, so she also understands the basic operation of computers.

In this way, Su Qi also saved trouble, and he happened to try the effect of this song in this small square near his home first.

Turn on the computer, enter the buckle number given by Aunt Xu, and see the pop-up interface, Su Qi was also stunned, this Aunt Xu's avatar is still trendy, it turned out to be a dazzling cartoon character.

There was a personality signature next to it, and I saw that it was written: I am not dancing, I am lonely.

it?

Su Qi suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.

It seems that this Aunt Xu is also a person with a story!

This buckle is also ridiculous enough, in addition to the personality signature crazy and cool, people are still seven-colored diamond aristocrats......

Su Qi smiled, and hurriedly uploaded the song he recorded to Aunt Xu, and after a while, he saw that the other party showed that he had accepted.

But the aunt didn't type back, maybe it was because it was slow to type, maybe it was too late, so she went straight to listen to the song.

Su Qi waited a little anxiously next, anyway, this song was a mess in the former world, known as the square dance divine comedy, but I don't know if it can be bought by aunts in this world, and then it will be powerful.

Anyway, Su Qi has done everything he should do, so let's wait quietly.

About half an hour passed.

Su Qi, who was watching TV with Lin Xianxue on the sofa, suddenly shuddered, because he vaguely heard a familiar sound of music coming from the window.

Su Qi hurriedly got up and came to the edge of the balcony to open the window to make the sound clearer, and when he confirmed that it was the song he gave to Aunt Xu today, he immediately laughed.

Listen to the voice of the song that sings leisurely:

"The end of the world is my love~"

"Flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills~"

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying ~"

"What kind of singing is the most cheerful~"

“……”

That's right, this song is the king of the ultimate square dance divine comedy in the former world - "The Most Dazzling National Style"!

Su Qi looked down the window, only to see that in the small square downstairs, Aunt Xu and several other aunts gathered together excitedly, as if they had discovered a new continent, and they didn't know what they were talking about.

However, Su Qi has determined that "The Most Dazzling National Style" is basically recognized by the aunts of this world, and it seems that it is just around the corner to become popular in the square dance world.

"The crooked river came from heaven and flowed to the sea of purple and red......"

Su Qi was in a good mood, humming a song in his mouth, walked to the side of the computer, and inadvertently glanced down.

As a result, it didn't matter, and I suddenly fell on my head.

Because he saw it, Aunt Xu's buckle signature was changed again, and he saw that under the backdrop of the seven-colored diamond and the buckle super member, there were two lines of Martian text written on it: Who is swaying with wings, and if he is drowsy, he will be ruined in the whole square!

(To be continued.) )