Text Chapter 60 Breaking the ship and going to sea
"First of all, the first task of the day is to go to sea on a paper ship!"
The director said off-camera, "Our mission is to pass through a very, very beautiful bay on Jeju Island. Quest requirements, you need to divide into three groups to complete this task. ”
Sun Chao counted the number of people one by one, and said suspiciously: "But there are seven people now, how should this be divided?"
Chen Chi laughed beside him: "Two, two, three, you are so stupid!"
Sun Chao said embarrassedly: "Of course I know it's two, two, three, I mean how to determine the candidate." ”
Director: "You can freely combine them if you choose them. ”
When Chen Chi heard this, he jumped up and ran to Li Chen's side, hugged him, and said, "I want to be with him, and I have a sense of security with him." ”
Sun Chao looked at him strangely and said suspiciously, "Why are you so friendly all of a sudden?"
Chen Chi danced with his hands and said: "We have the strongest body and the strongest brain, and we are invincible in the world together." ”
Sun Chao was still puzzled: "You guys fought like that yesterday, and today you are suddenly so friendly, you are so casual." ”
"No, no, no. ”
Li Chen looked in a good mood, put his arm around Chen Chi's shoulder, and said with a smile: "There is no contradiction between us. ”
Deng Kai said disgustedly next to him: "Chen Chi, you are really a wall grass, a good dogleg." ”
Chen Chi hugged Li Chen and kept laughing, no matter what others said, he wouldn't let go anyway.
Xiao Ming didn't feel relaxed with Li Chen, and said to Deng Kai: "Brother Kai, let's go to a group today, right?"
"No problem!" Deng Kai still read yesterday's alliance plan and said: "Although Wang Lishen has returned to China, I am still here, and our alliance is still there!"
Director: "Announcing the results of the grouping, Sun Chao, Yang Ying, and Lin Chuangxin are in a group of three, Chen Chi and Li Chen are in a group of two, and finally Xiao Ming and Deng Kai. Do you have any comments?"
"Nope!"
Deng Kai glanced at Chen Chi with disgust, and urged the director: "Director, hurry up and start, I can't wait!"
Sun Chao clapped his hands and gathered everyone together, and said energetically: "No matter what difficulties you encounter today, I hope everyone will work together and finally reach the other side safely." One, two, three, come on!"
"Come on!" everyone said in unison.
When he arrived at the task venue arranged by the program team, Deng Kai looked at the thick stack of cardboard and asked Xiao Ming, "Brother Xiao Ming, do you have any ideas?"
Xiao Ming tested the thickness of the cardboard, turned around and asked Deng Kai, "Brother Kai, do you know how to row?"
Deng Kai shook his head and said, "I can only row the kind of duck boat that children play in the park." ”
Xiao Ming thought for a while, stretched out his hand to gesture to the appearance of a two-person boat, and asked, "Brother Kai, have you ever seen this kind of two-person boat?"
Deng Kai shook his head again and said stupidly: "I've heard of a double bed, but I haven't seen a double boat." ”
Xiao Ming explained: "I also saw it when I was a child, and this kind of ship seems to have been eliminated over the years. ”
"Why?" Deng Kai asked curiously.
Xiao Ming thought for a while and analyzed: "It should be related to the use." A two-person boat requires more than two people to operate, and it is difficult for one person to control the direction. Second, although the two-person boat has two cabins, the loading capacity is not as good as that of a single-person ship of the same volume, and the practicality is not strong. So, it's normal for this kind of ship, which is both a waste of manpower and not very practical, to be eliminated. ”
"Then let's just make a one-man boat, it won't take much trouble to save time, I think they all seem to do it. ”
Xiao Ming also looked at the other two groups, and sure enough, he found that they were all doing according to the model of a single boat, he shook his head and said: "The biggest difference between a double boat and a single boat is that its center of gravity is not on the keel of the boat, but in the middle of the two small boats. You think, we use cardboard for shipbuilding, and even if it is tightly sealed with tape, it will definitely leak in the end. If the center of gravity is on the keel, it will speed up the penetration of water, and in the end, it may sink directly at sea. ”
When Deng Kai heard this, he immediately nodded and said, "Okay, since you have a number in your heart, then do what you say." You're in charge, and I'll give you a hand. What's the first step?"
Xiao Ming took out a few pieces of cardboard that were slightly softer, then handed one to Deng Kai, and said: "First of all, the first step must be to make a keel, the quality of the keel directly determines the quality of a ship, so you must not be careless." When the keel is finished, our ship will be half-built. ”
"No problem!"
Deng Kai is not only very hands-on, but also has the ability to pull hatred. I saw that the work in his hand was non-stop, but his eyes drifted to Sun Chao's group, and then he laughed: "Brother Chao, is the one you drew a design drawing, how can it be the same as a child's house?" Also, Yang Ying, are you serious, are you sure you are drawing a boat and not a leaf?"
"Just shut up!" Sun Chao glared at him angrily, then looked at him and Xiao Ming were in full swing, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you doing?"
"Roll cardboard to make the keel of the ship?" Xiao Ming explained.
"Keel?" Sun Chao didn't react for a while, "Where did you get the keel from, and what do you want that thing to do?"
Lin Chuangxin reacted quickly and shouted: "I've always felt that something is wrong just now, we haven't decided what kind of keel to make, and the styles of those boats drawn now are useless." ”
Yang Ying asked Sun Chao suspiciously: "Brother Chao, do you need a keel for shipbuilding?" I have never seen shipbuilding before, and I don't know much about this aspect. ”
Deng Kai burst out laughing when he heard this, pointed at Sun Chao and sneered: "You ask him, do you think a person who doesn't even know what a keel is, will know how to build a ship?"
Sun Chao's face suddenly felt a little unbearable, and he said angrily: "Do your job, there is so much nonsense, I don't believe you know." ”
Who knew that Deng Kai was not ashamed but proud, and said proudly: "I really don't know, but I have Brother Xiaoming." Tsk, I have to say that Li Chen's nickname of 'Zhiduoxing' for Brother Xiao Ming is really appropriate, he is simply a good partner for home travel. ”
Sun Chao sneered and said disdainfully: "I thought you had a lot of ability, but in the end, you still have to rely on others." Speaking of this, he suddenly turned his head to the director team and said, "Director, I ask to be on a team with Xiao Ming when the next episode is recorded." ”
"You think beautifully!" Deng Kai casually picked up a piece of cardboard and threw it over.
Yang Ying smiled and picked up the cardboard to her side, and said to the director team with a smile: "Director, I also ask to be on a team with Brother Xiao Ming." ”
Xiao Ming has been silent rolling cardboard, although his face is silent, his heart is about to turn beautifully.
What is a god assist, what is a good teammate, Deng Kai is like this!
Xiao Ming thought in his heart that after this episode of the program was broadcast, his "Zhiduoxing" character would almost be preliminarily established. When this big brand is erected, Xiao Ming has a halo of high EQ and high IQ on his head, and many things don't have to shrink back like now.
Just like Li Chen deliberately targeted him this time, if it was changed to that time, Xiao Ming would kill him in minutes, and the audience would only laugh at Li Chen's lack of ability and self-competence, and would not say that Xiao Ming disrespected his predecessors.
"Brother Kai, how are you doing over there?"
Xiao Ming finished the task on his side, and walked to Deng Kai's side to do the final finishing touch with him.
"That's it. Deng Kai patted the dust on his hands and handed the keel of the roll to Xiao Ming: "Let's see if it's okay." ”
Xiao Ming took it and shook it with his hand, feeling that the weight was about the same, and nodded, "Yes." ”
After speaking, he handed Deng Kai a few pieces of cardboard and said, "Brother Kai, you can make a few more keels like this, and use them as support rods between the two ships when the time comes, and I will be responsible for making the center line stringers of the two ships." Finally, the two boats were connected with support rods, and then sealed with cardboard and tape, and our ship was ready. ”
"No problem. Deng Kai agreed, and then looked at the other two teams who were still clueless, and couldn't help laughing: "They are still spinning around like headless flies." ”
Xiao Ming shook his head and explained: "They all choose single-person boats, and the workload is less than half of ours, and when they start to exert their strength in the later stage, the speed should be no worse than ours." ”
Deng Kai obviously didn't believe this, looked at the cardboard in his hand, and asked, "Is this support rod bigger or smaller?"
Xiao Ming thought for a while and said, "Make it bigger." The support pole is larger, and the two boats can be made correspondingly larger. ”
"Why do you want to make it so big?" asked Deng Kai puzzled. Just now, Xiao Ming was still saying that their workload was twice that of the two groups of two, but now they are still artificially increasing their workload.
Xiao Ming pointed to the two groups, and said with a mysterious smile: "Make the boat bigger, if you encounter someone falling into the water on the road, you can save more people." ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly said a little unconfidently: "To be honest, this is my first time building a ship, and I still use cardboard to ship." The boat is made larger, and if it sinks halfway, you can at least leave a little more time to wait for rescue. ”
Deng Kai was silent, and then quietly took out a few pieces of cardboard from the pile of paper, and muttered in a low voice while folding them: "Let's make it bigger." ”
Xiao Ming shrugged his shoulders, although the truth he told Deng Kai was not good, but it was very sincere.
He couldn't even swim there, he was a complete landlubber, and it was good to remember some specious shipbuilding theories over the years. Deng Kai really expected his boat to cross the sea, Xiao Ming thought to himself, you really don't think too much!
An hour later, Xiao Ming and Deng Kai stood in front of the newly baked "Triumph", full of spirit.
From the outside, this ship is ugly! From the structure, well, ugly! From the layout, well, it's ugly!
Xiao Ming looked at the ugly two-person ship in front of him, and the sense of accomplishment and satisfaction in his heart was about to burst.
At this moment, what task, what persona, and what safety were all left behind by him. He just can't wait to immediately Yang Fan and take this ugly and cute boat to swim in the sea!
"Teacher Xiao, you forgot to make an oar!"
Xiao Ming: "。。。。。。 ”