Xinglang looked at the door with a dull gaze, but there was a storm in his heart.

The hairy-faced guy in front of him was wearing a gold-threaded robe, covered with dazzling platinum chain mail, and a pair of gold-silk boots under his feet, embroidered with a white cloud pattern, giving people a feeling of stepping on the void and driving the clouds.

The most eye-catching thing is the bronze stick he carries on his shoulder.

On the long stick, a black and a white two lifelike dragons are entangled, the dragon's eyes are blazing, the sticks at both ends are flashing with rainbow light, and the dragon's mouth is wide open, as if there is a flame to be swallowed out of the mouth.

"Good girl, this dress, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the same style as Sun Wukong......"

Just when Xing Lang was stunned, the hairy face Lei Gongzui flashed, disappeared from the spot, and when he reappeared, he had already jumped onto the desk, as if teleporting!

The hairy face Lei Gong's mouth glanced around, then shrugged his nose, and finally his eyes fell on the torturer.

"Who are you?

"Who are you?"

Xinglang asked rhetorically with a lot of courage.

"My old Sun Xing does not change his name or change his surname, I am the Monkey King's disciple, the chief disciple, the invincible opponent in the world, and the nickname Monkey Pan An, Taihang (xing) Mountain Beauty Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King, Sun Xing is also!"

After listening to a long self-introduction of self-boasting, black lines appeared on the door of Xinglang's head.

Ask who you are, just sign up directly, and say a lot of nonsense!

"Wait a minute, what are you talking about, you are Sun Wukong's apprentice?"

"So, you're not human!"

Although Sun Xing chattered a lot of nonsense, Xinglang immediately grasped two of the key points.

1. Sun Xing claims to be Sun Wukong's apprentice, Sun Wukong is a mythical immortal, assuming that the immortal really exists, the person who has a relationship with the immortal will definitely not be an ordinary person.

Moreover, Sun Xing calls himself the Monkey King, and with his thunderous appearance and demeanor, he doesn't look like a human no matter how he looks.

2. Taihang Mountain and Xinglang's hometown Xingfu Village, both in Bac Giang Province, the former is still a famous nature reserve, but it is a few hundred kilometers apart, even if you drive at the highway, you can't get there in a few hours.

Sun Xing was still sending a message and scolding people just now, and he hadn't left Taihang Mountain before listening to the tone, but at this moment, Xinglang hadn't even finished typing, and he had already appeared in front of Xinglang.

How can it be possible to travel hundreds of kilometers in just a few seconds?

It's not that fast to fly!

Sun Xing is most likely an immortal and has the ability to soar through the clouds and fog......

Beyond this explanation, Xinglang really couldn't think of a better reason.

"Hey~~!You're not human!"

Sun Xing bared his teeth and grinned, his face was vicious, and he warned Xing Lang to be careful when he spoke.

"I mean, you're not human, you're an immortal?" explained Xingrou speechlessly.

"Even if you kid has a vision, my grandson is a big demon fairy!"

Sun Xing raised his chin proudly at a 45-degree angle, with a smug face, almost looking at the torturer with his nose, and his legs on the desk were still shaking, and he was about to go to the sky, making people want to beat him.

"Big demon fairy, to put it bluntly, isn't it a monster, but if you want to add a fairy, you will really put gold on your face!"

Xinglang couldn't help but complain in his heart.

"What are you looking for my dad? He's out of the house now, and won't be back anytime soon. ”

"Oh, you're the son of Xing Wanshan?"

Sun Xing looked Xing Lang up and down, then leaned forward and grabbed the latter's neckline.

"Since your father is not here, then the father will pay off the debt, follow me back to Taihang Mountain, be a coolie for 50 years, rest assured, my grandson will not hurt your life, and after 50 years, I will naturally let you go!"

"50 years? Why don't you say 500 years!"

50 years later, Xinglang is already an old man who is about to rot wood, half a foot in the coffin, not dead and half disabled, what difference does it make if he can't let go?

Besides, he hasn't married and had children yet, so he doesn't necessarily have to wait for 70 years old to get old and enter the flowers, right?

I have that heart, but I don't have that power!

"No wonder my dad asked me to take over the marriage office, probably just to let me wipe his ass!"

Xinglang finally understood, it seems that he was cheated by his father again, and he must go to the hospital for a paternity test if he has the opportunity.

"If you don't go, you're going to go! You're embarrassed in front of my friends, and this account can't be settled!"

Sun Xing's attitude was very tough, and he obviously didn't intend to give up.

"Wait, if you have something to say, you tell me what happened first, and see if there is anything I can do to help you, maybe I have other ways to help you get back face?"

Xingrou showed a strong desire to survive.

Sun Xing thought for a while, loosened his mouth and grabbed Xinglang's hand, and recounted the ins and outs of the future.

Xinglang opened his mouth almost the whole time, and listened to the whole thing in a daze.

It turns out that the existence of the Xiuxian Marriage and Love Institute is specially for the introduction of single people, demons, demons, ghosts, immortals, etc. in the Three Realms, and Sun Xing is one of the customers of the Xiuxian Marriage and Love Institute.

Sun Xing made a bet with his monster friend and found his favorite object within 3 days, so he asked Xing Wanshan to help, and collected a lot of fairy fruits and elixirs from Sun Xing, as a reward, Xing Wanshan also kept his promise and introduced a female monster to him.

At first, Sun Xing and the female monster got along well, but who knew that in less than half a month, the female monster would cheat and get along with a rhinoceros spirit, and the news spread all over the monster circle at once.

The story of Sun Xing being cuckolded has also become a talking point for the monsters to laugh after dinner.

After knowing that he was green, Sun Xing naturally couldn't tolerate it, and came to the door and beat up the pair of adulterers!

As a result, Sun Xing learned from the female monster that the other party was actually a "marriage trust", and every time Xing Wanshan would give him some immortal materials as a reward, and her main task was to pretend to be a "single female guest" and help Xing Wanshan coax customers who came to the door to ask for marriage and love.

Sun Xing, who learned the truth, was even more angry, and he was even more angry, even if he was green, he was wronged!

Where can he be played like this?!

So he came to the door angrily, wanting to settle accounts with the queen of the autumn of the pen.

However, Xing Wanshan had already fled......

Hearing the whole thing, the corners of Xinglang's mouth couldn't help twitching, his father's business ability is really superb enough, and even the monster group can develop a marriage trust, there is simply no one.

"That's it, I'll help you find another partner, this time it won't be a marriage trust, okay?"

In order not to be caught as a coolie, the torturer had to take the initiative to take the matter.

"Okay, then I'll trust you for once. ”

I saw that he spread his palms upward, conjured a delicate ceramic wine bottle out of thin air, and then casually threw it to the torturer.

"I see that you are terminally ill, and your life is short, this pot of "lark wine" is made of hundreds of immortal materials, after drinking, it is guaranteed that the medicine will be eliminated and prolonged life, if you introduce it successfully, I will give you other benefits. ”

"You say this pot of wine can cure my terminal illness?"

His eyes widened in disbelief, and his hands trembled with excitement.

"Nonsense!"

Sun Xing glanced at Xing Lang, his eyes were disdainful, as if he was looking at a dirt bun who had never seen the world.

"Although my grandson can't kill people, it's still okay to be injured and disabled, give you three days, and then I can't introduce someone who satisfies me, even if your illness is cured, my grandson will let you spend your next life in bed!

"By the way, don't try to fool me like you do, or I'll let you try my method of cutting off children and grandchildren!"

After leaving Xinglang with a threatening smile, Sun Xing turned into a puff of green smoke and left.

After Sun Xing left, Xing Lang woke up like a dream, and he still couldn't believe it, if it weren't for the extra pot of lark wine in his hand, he still thought he had a dream.

"I've run into a youkai......

"Didn't you say that after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a refiner!"