As soon as he walked out of the dormitory building, Fang Junqi suddenly felt a hot wind blowing in his face, bringing the news of the arrival of summer.

After a little discernment, he kicked his slippers and ran towards the school gate, where a long-awaited gift awaited him.

Showing his ID card to sign for the receipt, he ran out of the dormitory with the express box in his arms and at a faster speed than when he came.

The weather was a little hot, and the brothers chose to stay in the dormitory to play with their mobile phones, which saved him the effort of locking the door and opening the door. Squeezing out the chair and sitting in front of the table, Xiao Fang took a few breaths, then reached out and picked up the pencil sharpener on the table and began to unwrap the package.

"There is a courier, what did you buy?" Jin Cheng, who was lying on his top bunk, heard the movement and poked his head out of the guardrail and asked.

Without waiting for the other party to answer, he exclaimed as if he had discovered a new continent: "Wow, there is a plastic bag on the outside of the cardboard box, Xiaofang, you explain honestly, the package is so tight, it won't be a special commodity inside, it needs to be delivered confidentially, right?"

"What special commodity?" The voice attracted the attention of the other two, and they asked together, with a tone of love that all men in China understand, obviously these guys should have seen some special advertisements pushed by e-commerce.

It seemed that he felt that it was not very enjoyable to watch from a distance of a few meters, Guo Ming put down his mobile phone, sat up, grabbed the guardrail, and turned over and got out of bed with a movement similar to a horizontal bar ring.

However, this method of getting out of bed quickly is only suitable for Director Guo, who is the lightest in the whole house, and Jin Cheng and Deng Shengyun, who also got out of bed, chose the ladder by conventional means, otherwise if the bed is overturned, there will be no place to sleep tonight.

There were three people around him in an instant, but Fang Junqi was not in a hurry to unpack the package, and patted the cardboard box outside where the plastic bag was cut in half, "Then you say, what is in it, guess the wrong thing and invite others to dinner." ”

"Then what if you guess correctly, what's the reward?" Guo Ming raised his hand and asked.

"If you guess correctly," Xiao Fang thought for a while, and said with some pain: "I'll sacrifice it and let him play first." ”

"Oh oh, you're really willing? Didn't you say that it was like that, and you can't let the second man touch it?" Boss Jin coaxed on the side, not showing the moral qualities that a dormitory leader should have.

Hearing their jokes, Fang Junqi patted the box impatiently and said, "What are you doing so much, do you still guess?"

On the way to come, he had already deducted the information of the sender and recipient of the outermost express label and threw it into the trash, although this information may have been leaked and wholesaled out by a few cents, but it should not have reached the hands of the dormitory brother, and the kraft box inside also only has the logo of the courier company, if this is still guessed what is inside, it will really be hell.

Looking at his posture of sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, Jin Cheng knew that he might have misunderstood, but he still reached out and took the cardboard box and checked it, and then said confidently: "The weight is less than three catties, I guess it's a silicone big pp." ”

Deng Shengyun put his ear to the box and shook it, heard the sound of some cartons rubbing and colliding, and said with the same certainty: "It may also be a flashlight, buy three get one free just enough to fit into such a big box." ”

"Haha, one of the four flashlights is just right," Xiao Fang said with a smile: "I understand, when Brother Yun is born, I will give him a flashlight, which is still smart and can interact with mobile games!"

"Don't divert the topic!" Deng Shengyun stuffed the box into Guo Ming's hand, "Director Guo, it's your turn, guess what's in it?"

The latter also shook, shook and shook, frowned and said: "There is a knocking sound inside, it shouldn't be clothes or other soft things, it may be some kind of electronic product." ”

"The range of electronic products is too large, EFI cars are all electronic products, be specific!" Fang Junqi knew the answer in his heart, and naturally didn't want Director Guo to be so right.

"Cell phones, video cameras, these things. ”

"Okay, don't worry about these details, let's open the box quickly!" Boss Jin patted Fang Junqi on the shoulder, "It's not that you dare to admit it because you're afraid of losing, right?"

"Hehe, what am I afraid of?" Xiao Fang's classmate Cheng Zhu took the box and slapped it on his chair, picked up a utility knife and cut the sealing tape on the carton with a casual stroke.

Pushing aside the thick shock-absorbing particles, the gifts sent from thousands of miles gradually revealed the lineup, reached out and picked up a milky white long box, he said proudly: "Haha, you didn't guess right! These are the bee glasses that Sister Xu Yao gave me3! It's not silicone or a flashlight!"

"Bridge bean sack! Are you sure?" Deng Shengyun suddenly laughed, pointing to the box in the other party's hand with one hand, covering his abdomen with the other, and bent down with a smile.

This beautiful box, with its delicate shape and high-grade lacquer finish, is one of the hallmarks of the Great Sword brand. They never print gaudy photos of beautiful women on the packaging, and the box looks very serious and deceptive.

Jin and Guo also looked at Fang Junqi with expressions of "look at you still pretending", obviously they also knew what the two bold letters BS on the box meant.

Seeing that he was still a little confused, Boss Jin explained: "This is the meaning of forcing the big sword, and their most famous product is the smart flashlight, which happens to be this kind of box." However, it has been discontinued for several years, and at that time you were still studying hard at school to prepare for the high school entrance examination, and you didn't know that it was normal. ”

"By the way, the reason why BS shut down the product line is because it was acquired by Bee Games and then went public through a backdoor listing. Haha, so it should be our Brother Yun who guessed correctly, and the two of you can discuss the rest of the things!"

Since he was in elementary school playing Fantasy Journey to the West, Fang Junqi's Internet age has been more than ten years, and he has seen countless online advertisements and forums. Just now he was just immersed in the joy of victory, and he didn't react for a while, but now that everyone said this, he also found that the box in his hand seemed to be the one they said.

However, Xiao Fang still decided to struggle a little more, what if Xu Yao was just joking with him?

Seeing that he didn't answer the phone and just lowered his head to fiddle with the box, Jin Cheng understood his thoughts in seconds, and immediately opened his mouth to point, "This is also the characteristic of the big sword, the iron box is not straight up and down like an ordinary biscuit box, and it is difficult for ordinary people to open it if they can't find the trick, so that even if it is casually placed in the drawer on the shelf, it will not be taken out by the bear child to open and play with all kinds of embarrassment." “

"What's the use of talking so much? How do you open it?" Finding that he had become an incompetent bear child, Fang Junqi didn't open it anymore, and stuffed the iron box into Boss Jin's arms and let him, a capable person, open it.

In fact, Boss Jin also knows a little bit about it, and he himself is also the first time to contact this kind of box, and he will not open it when he gets it in his hand. Fortunately, there is also a universal search engine, and I found a lot of strategies with a casual search on the Internet on my mobile phone, and I operated step by step according to a graphic guide, and finally opened the box.

Then he saw an ugly face.

"Hahahaha!" This time it was Fang Junqi's turn to smile and lean back, there was no smart flashlight in the box as they said, but a Zhongxian made of silicone.

In the story of the fairy sword, Zhongxian is an old man who was well-read during his lifetime and did not forget to read after death; in the world of Liaozhai, Zhongxian is a "Zhongyan Ruyu" who is proficient in strings, chessboards, drinking games, and even pillow seats;

The earliest books were written on bamboo slips and silk silks, opened when reading, and rolled up when not in use. When it came to the invention of paper, the ancients followed the old practice of making paper into similar shapes. They paste the paper on a long roll continuously, forming a "roll" in a style similar to silk, and the frontispiece is often pasted with a piece of thick paper or silk cloth that plays a protective role, which is called "mounting", and this binding form is called scroll binding. Later, on this basis, the whirlwind suit and the warp fold suit were developed. In the Ming Dynasty, with the development of folk printing, a large number of vernacular such as Journey to the West, Water Margin, Golden Bottle, and Three Kingdoms became popular, and the stimulation of market demand made the thread packaging technology rapidly popularized, and it was used until the 20th century.

Thread binding does not need paste, but the first few binding methods need to use starch paste to glue the paper into a long roll, once the storage is not properly damp, it is easy to breed silverfish such as small insects that like to eat starch, so the ancients called this kind of insects a few millimeters big insects. Then logically, the silverfish became a middle immortal.

Silverfish have no wings, and their eyes are also degraded because of their nocturnal characteristics, mainly relying on a pair of slender filamentous antennae to detect the environment, so the appearance of this silver-gray insect is quite low, and the designers of the bee game faithfully restored it to the game, and the fairy they designed is a short old man with small eyes, many wrinkles, two long whiskers on the head, and three long tails after 1 fart, and as soon as he appeared, he sat firmly in the position of "the first ugly general", and no one has been able to shake it so far.

However, ugliness is ugly, as a powerful legal output, the frequency of Zhongxian's appearances is not low, coupled with the humorous voice dubbing and the funny and powerful skill effects, this ugliest hero has easily gained a large number of fans, which can be seen from the frequent out-of-stock of official dolls launched by Beegame.

After a lot of effort, Fang Junqi finally took out the twisted and deformed silicone doll from the box, fortunately, its materials and workmanship were very high, and the toss did not hurt the slightest, and it was back to its original state after taking it out and throwing it off.

It seemed that this flick had touched some switch, and a burst of crazy laughter suddenly sounded in the room: "Someone has rescued the old man! This immortal was almost suffocated to death! This little brother, someone asked me to bring you a message!"

Then Zhang Xuyao's voice came out of the doll's slightly open mouth: "Xiao Qiqi, did you receive a gift from your sister?"

"Do you have such a prank?"

"Haha, why are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, you will bite me? Hehehaha" The laughter lasted for several minutes before it stopped abruptly, and it seemed that Mr. Zhang's lung capacity was quite good.

Fang Junqi originally wanted to fall angrily to show his anger, but when he saw that the doll in his hand was actually a limited edition for the Spring Festival, he suddenly couldn't get his hands on it. The original iron box naturally couldn't be used, so it could only be placed on the shelf first.

Originally, it was just a prank against him, but it coincidentally turned into a map cannon that roared into the 503 bedroom, and when he saw the sad expressions of the three people on the other side as if they had eaten half a fly, he couldn't help but feel the urge to laugh, and the result was that his face kept shaking, and it looked awkward.

Fortunately, there are no hidden psychopaths in this dormitory, otherwise his "smiling skin" today would have become the reason for his death.

Boss Jin patted the cardboard box on the chair, "Didn't you notice that the weight was wrong? ”

Sure enough,Next, he took out a plastic box and a flat box from inside,The former is the standard set of bee glasses3,The latter has a black board inside,It is the auxiliary positioning board of BG3,The description says that it can improve the recognition accuracy and speed of finger movements,It can also be used as a mouse pad when not in use。

It seems that they were distracted by the prank in front of them, and the four of them were not too excited to see this legendary MR glasses. Fang Junqi opened the box casually, took out the glasses with an overall shape, turned on and put them on his face to feel it.

Then he suddenly let out an exclamation "it", then looked down at himself, as if he found that it had no effect, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom.

When he came out of it, Jin Cheng asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"It's okay, I just saw something interesting," the latter replied, taking off his glasses and handing them over, "Boss, see for yourself." ”

Just now he inadvertently looked at the other three, and a rather sci-fi humanoid scan immediately appeared in front of him, and you can see their height, weight, and combat strength numbers, but the combat strength of the three of them is less than four points, and it looks miserable.

He ran to the bathroom just now, just to look in the mirror so that the glasses could assess his combat effectiveness, but he only saw the number of 2, which was obviously even worse.

"Haha, Xiao Fang, your combat power is only 72, it turns out to be a battle scum!"

Hearing Boss Jin's ridicule, he balanced, "If you look at the two of them again, everyone's combat strength seems to be less than four points." ”

When the glasses were brought to Guo Ming's face, he suddenly asked, "There is a line of words under the scanning interface, which of you knows what it means?"

The others said they didn't know, Director Guo picked up his mobile phone and typed and searched quickly, and then smiled: "Mao's combat effectiveness!" This word is the meaning of infrared thermometer, and the combat strength number you are talking about is actually the body temperature of the four of us!"

"Isn't it 37 degrees?"

"Isn't it okay to change the settings and change the decimal point?"

"Alas, this routine, I take it!"