Is there tea?

When three words came out, the room was full of silence.

King Qin Guang, who looked like a thin monkey, snorted coldly, and said intrinsically: "Virtuous nephew, this is your mistake, I waited for a toast, how can you have a reason to drink tea?"

The burly Emperor Song is still yin and yang: "The virtuous nephew is a self-proclaimed noble Chinese, I'm afraid he looks down on the etiquette of our Xudu." ”

King Bian Cheng, whose forehead was bulging, slapped the desk heavily, and said angrily: "King of the Wheel, your virtuous son-in-law drank all twelve jars of wine before, but now he is unwilling to drink just one glass, and he can't get along with our Ten Palaces Yama with sincerity, you have to give an explanation today." ”

The four kings of the five senses, equality, Yama, and Mount Tai are like old monks, looking at their noses and noses, and their hearts and minds, sitting upright and silent, just looking at Ye Zheng by themselves.

The Wheel King looked embarrassed and discussed: "Virtuous son-in-law, can you endure this cup and drink it?" If you don't drink it, it will be difficult for this king to explain to your uncles and uncles here...... Alas......"

Ye Zheng shook his head resolutely: "I really can't drink it." ”

King Chu Jiang squinted: "Isn't there anything unspeakable about the virtuous nephew?"

King Qin Guang sneered: "There is nothing unspeakable, it is nothing more than wanting to repent of the marriage in public, the Wheel King, I have already said that the Chinese people are all people who seem to be kind and kind-hearted, but in fact they are wolf-hearted, don't want this kind of son-in-law!"

Emperor Song answered: "If the Wheel King is inconvenient, this king doesn't mind cleaning the portal for you." ”

King Bian Cheng: "Yes!"

"This ......" the Wheel King hesitated and looked at Xue Zhi, "Zhi'er, what do you say it should be?"

Xue Zhi opened his mouth, but before he could make a sound, the king of Jizo beside him sneered, his narrow eyebrows and eyes were shining, and he swept towards Ye Zheng coldly: "There is poison in the wine?"

This sentence was asked in Huaxia.

Xue Zhi couldn't understand what King Jizo was saying, his eyes were puzzled, and he didn't speak for the time being.

Clever!

Ye Zheng silently gave a thumbs up to King Jizo, and pretended to smile bitterly: "I didn't say that, I really can't drink ......"

Again, it is also in Huaxia language.

I really don't know if there is poison in the wine, but the praise given by the Wheel King is obviously a conspiracy, and it seems that the conspiracy seems to be aimed at the King of Jizo, and he and Lin Chu are two passers-by, and they are purely implicated......

King Jizo understood, but his expression remained unmoved, as if nothing had happened, and calmly put the wine glass in his hand back into the attendant's tray for the time being.

After listening to this question and answer, Lin Chu obediently stood with his wine glass in his hand, knowing that now was not the time for her to interject, nor was it the time to show any mood swings.

Seeing King Jizo put back the wine glass, King Qin Guang couldn't hold it back, and his tone was slightly anxious: "King Jizo, what did you say to him?"

King Jizo smiled slightly, and changed back to Xudu: "It's nothing, just ask him if he really can't drink." ”

looked at the Wheel King: "Father-in-law, after all, I am now Zhi'er's big house, how should I deal with his second room, why don't I let my son-in-law make the decision?"

Ye Zheng: "......"

What big house and two rooms can not be normal!

Xue Zhi still looked like she wanted to speak and stopped, since she was hugged by the King of Jizo, Xue Zhi seemed to have changed as if she was a person, from a strong giantess to a little bird.

It seems that her feelings for King Jizo are not as simple as she said......

Ye levy the gods, now is not the time to focus on emotional disputes.

Seeing that Xue Zhi had no objections, the Wheel King sighed: "You see how it is......

King Jizo nodded, and simply raised his hand neatly: "Heaven and earth finger!"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Again!

This finger not only crushed him, but also rolled it in with Lin Chu.

Heaven and earth are hanging upside down.

The vision was distorted, Ye Zheng was in a trance, the scenery changed, and the surroundings were no longer a wedding banquet full of guests, but a darkness that could not be seen.

Subconsciously scratched the black and touched it, I don't know if it was a coincidence or not, but it was a very elastic fleshy feeling, which made people reverie.

"Knock!" scolded angrily in the dark, "Who touched the old lady's ass!"

"Bad review from Lin Chu, pervert dog!"

Bang!, the back of his hand hurt, and Ye Zheng hurriedly withdrew his hand.

Immediately afterwards, the belly was kicked hard, accompanied by a piercing colic, Ye Zheng's whole person flew backwards I don't know how far, and hit a layer of soft things.

Holding his belly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead in an instant, Ye Zheng bared his teeth and inhaled: "It's me, it'......s me!" Death to death, you ...... You kicked, sizzle......"

Lin Chu scolded angrily: "Knock on the cool, I know that you are this perverted dog!

Syllable!

A crisp snap of his fingers came from Lin Chu's side, and the golden holy clothes that Ye Zheng hadn't taken off before he burst into golden light, dispelling the darkness in an instant and illuminating this mysterious place.

A cave?

No......

Ye Zheng touched the softness of the cloth he was leaning on?

Looking at the surroundings illuminated by the golden light, both the soles of the feet and the walls are made of the same material as the ones you are leaning on.

It seems that it is a Qiankun bag for receiving people.

The King of Jizo clearly gave himself and Lin Chu a finger, but actually took the opportunity to move himself and Lin Chu to safety, so as not to be affected by what was about to happen.

This means that the King of Jizo is going to get ready to do something?

Pity!

Hundred claws scratched his heart with curiosity, he couldn't see a big show, and he didn't know what grievances the Wheel King had with the King of Jizo, and what conspiracy he wanted to play when his daughter got married......

Wait, my daughter got married......

Ye Zheng suddenly realized, this big wedding is a conspiracy from beginning to end?

Gala Gala La~

Lin Chu rubbed his fists and approached: "Lustful dog, dare to touch the buttocks of this emperor and leave you a whole corpse?"

Ye Zheng put his finger on his lips: "Shhh, don't interrupt my train of thought......"

Then he froze, his back was cold.

The big red curtain on Lin Chu's body had not yet been taken off, and he was illuminated by the golden light, his face was gloomy, and the background was pitch black, like a ghost who came to ask for her life.

Ye Zheng was trembling, he was not lightly frightened, and his thoughts were completely broken.

"I, where did I just think of it......" Ye Zheng's eyes were confused.

Lin Chu sneered: "Thinking of touching the butt of the emperor, the butt of the emperor is reserved for the imperial concubine, when will you be allowed to get involved?"

With a kick, Ye Zheng easily raised his hand to block.

The blessing time of the golden holy clothes has long passed, but the defense is still there, Lin Chu kicked it like an iron plate, covering his legs and kneeling down.

"Hemp chicken, sizzle...... Pain and pain, pain and ......pain, pain, pain" Lin Chu bared his teeth, rubbed his legs desperately with one hand, and hooked with the other.

Ye Zheng's body was light, and the golden holy clothes covering his whole body were separated from his body.

Lin Chu tore off the big red veil, put on the golden holy clothes again, and changed from a female ghost to a majestic female god of war.

Ye Zheng fully understood what it meant to be a tiger's butt that could not be touched.

Bang! was kicked in the ass by Lin Chu and fell into the mud.

Abuse the Lord again, do you want to write this book!

Complaining, Ye Zheng rubbed his buttocks and got up, and said with a wry smile: "Emperor Lin Tiandi, dissipate your anger, I didn't mean to ...... when I was just dark."

The floors and walls were all cloth, and it didn't hurt much except for the pain in the butt and stomach.

The hand rubbing the buttocks grabbed it reflexively, and when it came to it, it was still earned by itself.

Lin Chu's ass is full of elasticity, far more than his own ...... Cough!

Get down to business! Serious matters!

Lin Chu's face was cold, and his golden armor shone brightly: "Call again." ”

Ye Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then flattered: "Emperor Lin Tian." ”

"Call again. ”

"Emperor Lin Tian. ”

"Today, Bendi will be merciful and let you go. Lin Chu sat down with satisfaction, as if he was reminiscing about the vanity brought by Emperor Lin's three words.

Ye Zheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, the pain in his butt and stomach eased slightly, and he also sat down on the side.

"Emperor Lin Tiandi, don't you wonder why we were received here by the King of Jizo?"

Lin Chu glanced at him angrily: "What's strange, isn't the meaning of your speech that the wine is poisonous, which means that someone is going to harm the King of Jizo, and the King of Jizo is ready to do something, so protect us in advance." ”

"Can you guess this?" Ye Zhengqi said, "The wine is poisonous, and the wine of the four of us is poured out of a pot, why isn't it harmful to me?"

"You just took the life of a small minion, and you pinched it to death casually, who made so much trouble? It is impossible to harm Xue Zhi, depending on the situation, the poison has nothing to do with her old man, if the king of Jizo is not there, they may want to murder the emperor. ”

Ye Zheng: "Hehe. ”

You can't even beat a small minion on the other side, isn't it also the life of being pinched to death.

"Then why do you think he is protecting us? Ye Zheng asked again.

Lin Chu raised his eyebrows and looked at him like a coin: "The King of Jizo has the face of a Chinese person, and he is obviously a good person." ”

Justified and deserved.

In Lin Chu's current thoughts, the green-skinned people = bad people, and the Huaxia people = good people.

Ye Zheng rubbed his eyebrows and didn't bother to refute, and said, "Okay, what you said is right...... Let's assume that the wine is poisonous, anyway, I know that the Wheel King must be harmful to people's minds, and even does not hesitate to implicate us in order to achieve the goal, and then think about the fact that the King of Jizo immediately decided to take us away, as if he was not surprised that someone harmed him......"

Detective Ye Zheng went online on time and began his reasoning, "My idea is that today's wedding is probably a conspiracy from beginning to end......"

Lin Chu covered his ears: "I don't want to hear it." ”

"......" Ye Zheng looked embarrassed, "It's very uncomfortable for me to hold back like this." ”

"If you feel uncomfortable, you can help yourself, I can't help you. The old driver Lin Chu easily turned the corner.

Ye Zheng: "......"

After driving the car, Lin Chu waved his hand like a fly: "If there is anything you can think about and solve by yourself, don't say it to make Bendi annoyed, if Bendi worries about such a small matter of sesame seeds all day long, what's the use of raising your bunch of wine bags and rice bags?"

Lin Chu's strength has not yet arrived, but his heart has fully taken on the role of the Emperor of Heaven.

Ye Zheng smiled angrily: "Figure out your position, it's obvious that I've always been raising you!"

Lin Chu's palm opened and stretched out five fingers: "Five million." ”

"What?"

"When you pay back the five million, it's my turn to raise you. Lin Chu Zhenzhen has words.

Ye Zheng: "......"

I used to eat me, I used my life, and now I am ready to use my money to support me?

The face is big enough, why don't you prostitute my woman?

The next moment, Lin Chu showed a foolish face like a rhinoceros: "By the way, this emperor can also raise a little Susu, it just happens that the harem is empty, hehehe~"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Knock on the linen!

Do you hear that, knock on the hemp!

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