GI and I went to a nearby mall and now we have to hurry up and buy something because I need time for makeup and disguise!

I bought king-size women's clothes at the mall counter, bought a bunch of accessories with them, and finally chose two pairs of king-size flats.

The GI was originally very tall, and if he wore high heels, he would break through 1.9 meters in a minute, such a woman was too conspicuous......

I chose a dress for her to cover her legs, a tights underneath, and a baggy jacket to cover her figure......

When I returned to the hotel, I started to prepare for makeup, and I had to take off my clothes for the sake of the effect, and I always felt awkward about the clothes I put on.

This guy's old face is flushed, I guess he has never played like this in his life, but fortunately, I have pretended to be experienced once before......

Once in Wenzhou, when I wanted to catch Ye Lingyun, I was also a man dressed as a woman, and that time Ye Lingyun suffered a big loss, and the same routine hopes to achieve miraculous results again!

"Sanming, do you need so many things for a man to disguise himself as a woman?" the soldier pointed to a large pile of things on the table, the corners of his mouth still twitching.

"Wigs, eyelashes, makeup, gesture necklaces and hairpin accessories are all the same!"

"I can't do it!"

"Sit down, I can do it for you...... There are always more things to try in life, and many things that have not been done will never know what it will be like. ”

"I only have one request, that is, I can't take pictures of me, let alone say it!" The soldier looked at me with a serious face, maybe this was his last bottom line.

"Okay, I promise you!"

As soon as these words came out, the soldier sat on the bed with a twist, and I skillfully disguised him, it was not easy to disguise a big man as a woman.

Tonight's situation is special, and there is no need for too much delicate camouflage, just a simple camouflage.

The inferior camouflage is to deceive the monitoring probe, if it is face-to-face, it will definitely be discovered, but in the monitoring, the person will zoom to a certain proportion, and the specific body proportion will change significantly.

The top-down monitoring probe can only see roughly, as long as you keep your head down and play with your mobile phone, you can perfectly deceive the monitoring personnel behind the camera, which is a very simple and practical trick.

I painted a soldier with heavy makeup, and when I put on a wig, I instantly became a 'beauty' with long hair flowing down, and he looked at me with a very complicated look in his eyes.

"Sanming, do you want to laugh?"

"No, I didn't want to laugh...... "I pinched my thighs hard, but I was almost suffocating my internal injuries.

The GI's explosive muscles combined with women's clothing and heavy makeup made him feel like a monster no matter how you look at it, especially at the end when I gave him a big red lip, which was as enchanting as a flame!

"You obviously just want to laugh, you can't fool my ......"

"Don't talk, I didn't want to laugh, but as soon as you opened your mouth, it was bloody...... Hahahaha!"

I couldn't help but laugh, these big red lips are really 'sexy'! I guess I can scare a child into peeing their pants at night!

"Is that okay?" the soldier suddenly tightened his mouth, and the bloody mouth instantly turned into a cherry mouth, but the more he looked at it, the more it looked like a chicken butt......

"Hahaha! Soldier, you're so cute, maybe this is the legendary King Kong Barbie!"

"I knew you were going to laugh at me, ......" The GI shook his head repeatedly, as if he had made a friend.

"It's okay, a man has to do things by any means, and only by surprise can he be unprepared, and tonight will definitely exceed everyone's imagination!"

I quickly put away the smile on my face, wiped away the tears from my laughter, and gave the GI eyeshadow and eyeliner, which would make him even more 'charming'!

"Sanming, are we really going to the women's bathroom?

"Is there a no-entry sign on the toilet door?"

"Huh?"

"I'm kidding, let's go in and find a place to stay, and then we can do it when we find the black snake...... If you can't find it, then no one can do it. ”

"Okay, don't tell Tiger Ben about them, or I won't have a place to separate my face!"

"Don't worry, even if they knew, they would praise you, because you sacrificed a lot for them...... If you're not afraid to charge, aren't you afraid of a dress?"

I gestured to the green dress next to me, it was time for him to dress as a man!

"That's right......" The soldier hesitated with an embarrassed face, in fact, it would be embarrassing to change anyone.

"Come on, come on, put this dress on and cover your thick legs...... I'll teach you how to walk millet steps in a moment. ”

"Sanming, is it too late for me to regret it?" the soldier looked at me with his dress, but now he had become much more seductive.

"It's too late......"

I turned my head to the mirror and started to put on my makeup, the same big red lips, the same eyeshadow and eyeliner, and by the way, the eyebrows were a little longer.

I'm much thinner than a GI, and I have a slender melon seed face, which is relatively easier to handle than GI.

To reduce the size of your face, you can use hair as a cover to cover the cheeks on both sides of your ears, so that you will look thinner.

I said in my heart that fortunately, it was the GI who put on makeup tonight, not the tiger ben, and if I let the tiger ben's big head come over, no matter how I covered it, I couldn't cover it...... Because it's outrageous!

I quickly put on a hooded wig and a pink hairpin on the way, this thing definitely highlights my 'femininity'!

In fact, as long as the people in the monitoring room are not blind, they can see that this is the dress of a standard woman!

"By the way, GI, come over and apply nail polish!"

"Huh, do you want to paint this?" the GI looked at me with a flushed face, and I nodded very seriously.

"Your fingers are as thick as mallets, how can a woman's hands be so rough? ”

"It can't be red, right?" the GI gestured to the red nail polish in my hand, which was a bright color.

"Of course it's red, red can visually shrink people's visual effects, and color difference will deceive people's eyes and cause a sense of hierarchy, understand?"

"Then why can't you paint it black?" the GI gestured to the black vial next to me, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes because it was mascara......

"I've heard the fox Meizi say that the contrast of black color is too heavy, and it is easy to form a strong contrast with yellow-skinned hands, and people with bad hand shape are killing themselves by painting black!"

In the past, I often saw foxes paint black nails, which look good with slender and white fingers, but if they are painted on black and yellow hands, it will be nondescript.

"Tsk, you know a lot. ”

"When you find a girlfriend in the future, you will slowly know it! Take pictures at 45 degrees, and the scenery needs to be lowered to find the focal length of your long legs...... Do you know what is the most common thing a woman says in bed?"

I asked without raising my head, and quickly applied red nail polish to the soldier's ten fingers, which seemed to work quite well.

"I don't know, tell me what it is?"

"The most common thing a woman says to a man in bed is that you press my hair!"

"Poof! Sanming, you are experienced in a hundred battles! There are Miss Chen and Buddha Qianxiao, as well as Misu and so many beauties......"

"You can't play with feelings, you can't play with feelings! Don't you also enjoy the waterbed salt milk bath!"

I quietly changed the topic, and it has always given me a headache on the issue of women, and I have always been unable to handle the proportions of feelings.

"Hehe, I can't hide anything from you......" The soldier said embarrassedly, in fact, it is not a matter of character for men to play, the problem is whether they have the financial strength to play.

"Man, the world is as black as a crow, how can there be a cat that doesn't eat fish!" I made a round of silence, and gave the GI a step down and also gave myself a step......

"Come, let me teach you how a woman walks and can't take big strides without throwing off her hands. ”

After packing up everything, I began to teach the GI to walk millet steps, with my hands on my waist and buttocks, and I shook my waist a little while walking......

Many people walk habitually loose, the whole person looks unrefreshed, and a slight shaking of the shoulders will give people a feeling of instability.

Men differ from women in that they walk a little slower with a straight shoulder and a slightly smaller step......

I saw that the soldier changed from a brisk walk to a millet step, and I said that I was fortunate to teach him, otherwise I would have to show my stuff as soon as I got out of the door!